Weirdness aside, see this post and tremble for I have won....
I tremble only because I have had a cybernetic martini shaker installed in my abdomen!
Well pour us a darn drink, already.....
*puts finger down throat, retches a 5-star appletini into Molten Dragon's glass*
:gulp: delicious. What else can you do with that?
As old as I've ever been.
As young as I'll ever be.
As close to winning as I'm likely to get.
This is like a horrible evolution of the game. Which you just lost.
Now that I've joined the Zon Kuthon cult I have piercings in places I didn't even know I could get piercings. Now who wants spankings?
Not the way you imagine, GoatGroper, see Tiny's go this latest type.
The type that is a horror even to the hardcore masochist, this is literally the end for you.
Enjoy Tiny!
Tiny has a +5 Vorpal spanking board. Don't ask how he got vorpal on a blunt weapon, you really don't want to know.
I'M NOT SURE I LIKE THE NEW PRIVATE TINY!!!
win again and again and again
lord of rabbits wrote: win again and again and again still wining
Message Board Troll... I AM YOUR FATHER!
???? WHA??? *sniff* DADDY YOU CAME HOME!!!!!
Yeah, but only to grab my led zeppelin records.
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying... something something... I'll work on it.
GoatToucher wrote: There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying... something something... I'll work on it. BANANA PUDDIN!!! OOOOH THAT'S GOOD!!! THERE'S A LADY WHO'S SURE ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD, AND SHE'S BUYING BANANA PUDDIN!!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
All that is gold does not glitter.
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*casually strolls through wearing a black latex bodysuit and gimp mask* Sup.
15,129 posts on the wall, 15,129 posts...
I can't help it....it's a genetically passed down trait.
Called WINNING!!!!!!
POST!
Durn stubborn dwarves. Only thing they're good for is diggin' holes and emptying beer barrels.
AND WINNIN!!!!
ALE AND WHORES FOR ALL!!!!
Now you're singing my song! WOOT WOOT! Bring out the halfling sized brass pole!
YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!
For a brief moment, I was winning.
It is not in the winning or the losing of a game that matters, but the competition and how it shapes you that does.
And to quote Charlie Sheen.... Winning!
Quick, someone tell me why you can't get half dwarves in pathfinder!
Because they are uglier than full dwarves
Cause DarkSun is owned by wotc?
If elves and orcs can create half breed offspring with humans that are also true breeding, why are there no half orc half elves?
Isn't that obvious? They'd wind up with a Human.
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