*Gets out a torch and some acid*
Better safe than sorry!
Where is that torch salesman when you want him?!?
I've got Spam to tide you over!
Crimson Jester wrote: Thats right I said it!!! {uses Magic EraserTM on fake troll} Hey, you're not a real troll! Look, I can shake you and your hair doesn't stand straight-up.
Hmmm, you aren't under the influence of something, are you? I know the Jacks have a cheap lemonade stand, but you need to be careful; that stuff is moonshine strong enough to strip the paint off a car or a lobbyist swarm off a politician.*
* The judges would also accept "strip the orange off a Snooki."
Mrs. Clean wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Thats right I said it!!!** spoiler omitted ** {uses Magic EraserTM on fake troll} Hey, you're not a real troll! Look, I can shake you and your hair doesn't stand straight-up.
Hmmm, you aren't under the influence of something, are you? I know the Jacks have a cheap lemonade stand, but you need to be careful; that stuff is moonshine strong enough to strip the paint off a car or a lobbyist swarm off a politician.*
* The judges would also accept "strip the orange off a Snooki." Did you just ask me to strip? Because I totally will.
Unfortunately, no one has invented Magic Circle vs Trolls, though many have tried.
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Who are you calling a troll?!?!?!?!?!
*steps into thread*
*waits for 5 minutes*
I guess this means I'm not a troll. Woo hoo!
*waits outside the thread*
They won't let me in.
Did someone order the troll a-la mode? It looks divine.
Rampages through thread.
Troll iz in ur thread, making you cry.
They see me trollin', they hatin'...
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I am not a troll! Keep that fire away from me!!
Isa punch me some muthafrackin' trolls! And straingle them wit mah beard!
Epic Beard Man wrote: Isa punch me some muthafrackin' trolls! And straingle them wit mah beard! Might I suggest anger management program?
:oP
Successful Troll anticipates successful counterpunch strategy against all comers. Successful Troll cannot be strangled under new rule system.
Pathos wrote: Epic Beard Man wrote: Isa punch me some muthafrackin' trolls! And straingle them wit mah beard! Might I suggest anger management program?
:oP Isa manage mah anger wit beer! *burrrp*
iz thoughtr zer would be ma trollz in herez!
Why do I feel that this thread is a trap and I should be calling Admiral Ackbar?
JMD031 wrote: Why do I feel that this thread is a trap and I should be calling Admiral Ackbar? Chill man, you're harshing my mellow. {inhales deeply from hookah}
::Quietly positions himself between hookah and the admiral::
Are gish's allowed? It dosn't matter I'm comming in anyway.
I hope I don't count as a troll.
Bitter Thorn wrote: I hope I don't count as a troll. On a good day. ;)
*waits quietly outside the door*
Crimson Jester wrote: Bitter Thorn wrote: I hope I don't count as a troll. On a good day. ;) LOL..I prefer to think of myself as obstinate and opinionated, but I can be an a$$hat sometimes. ;)
Bitter Thorn wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Bitter Thorn wrote: I hope I don't count as a troll. On a good day. ;) LOL..I prefer to think of myself as obstinate and opinionated, but I can be an a$$hat sometimes. ;) We all can, I just decided I will no longer allow the BIG AZZHATS to try to make me into one.
Bitter Thorn wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Bitter Thorn wrote: I hope I don't count as a troll. On a good day. ;) LOL..I prefer to think of myself as obstinate and opinionated, but I can be an a$$hat sometimes. ;) ....and I wasn't referring to you BT on that other thread. :)
Garydee wrote: Bitter Thorn wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Bitter Thorn wrote: I hope I don't count as a troll. On a good day. ;) LOL..I prefer to think of myself as obstinate and opinionated, but I can be an a$$hat sometimes. ;) ....and I wasn't referring to you BT on that other thread. :) Cool. My brain is clay today. Uhg...
If you've been averaging a post every three minutes for the last three hours and Ross has to remove more than 1% of your posts: you might be a troll.
Bitter Thorn wrote: My brain is clay today. Uhg... Mmmm....?
Evil Lincoln wrote: If you've been averaging a post every three minutes for the last three hours and Ross has to remove more than 1% of your posts: you might be a troll. You good sir have just given me the idea for a new thread!!!!
Please, oh please no trolls *Sad Piglet eyes*
Oink!
Evil Lincoln wrote: If you've been averaging a post every three minutes for the last three hours and Ross has to remove more than 1% of your posts: you might be a troll. Or an insomniac half-mad werewoof hopped up on sugar & caffeine and obsessed with some ephemeral MacGuffin.
Indiana Heathy and the Postcount of Gold, coming December 2012...
"Trolls. Why'd it have to be trolls?"
TriOmegaZero wrote: They see me trollin', they hatin'... ...they tryin' to catch me optimizin' dirty...
So does this mean I'm a troll? or not a troll? I'm not going to sweat it off to plan for my campaign :P
Crimson Jester wrote: Trolling Or this, Probably NSFW Trolling
Not that bad, funny as all heck, but better safe than sorry...
Emperor7 wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Trolling Or this, Probably NSFW Trolling
Not that bad, funny as all heck, but better safe than sorry... Um...
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Apparently I need to try harder so I can be considered a troll.
Justin Franklin wrote: Apparently I need to try harder so I can be considered a troll. gopher it.
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