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I stumbled across a collection of Jokes about the Mystaran Setting and thought how are we going on Golarion? Got any Funnies?
1. Sandpoint is one of those places where you can stub your toe on a Goblin and catch something.
2. What do you get with two Goblins and a neddle and thread? Two ugly dollies for the Kids.
<sigh> was hoping for a nice list of jokes.
3. What did the Whispering Tyrant put on before meeting Arazni? Lich Shtick.
4. How can you tell if an Andoran is in the party? You can't, until the coup de grâce.
5. What did Abrogail Thrune II say after she took control of Cheliax? The devil made me do it.
6. Writing things down steals the ideas from goblin memories. You can fit a whole goblin's life on the head of a pin.
