BANNED!

[gran rey de los mono]

I used to have subjects. Oddly enough none of them were monkeys.

DJ-Bogie is banned for making me feel sad.

[Talonhawke]

Gran is banned for assuming i'm not a monkey who calls him king.

[gran rey de los mono]

Well, based on your name I would say you are a bird of prey (even if you have an extraneous 'e'). And I don't recall you calling me King at any point. So, Talonhawke is banned for making me use logic.

[Talonhawke]

Gran is banned for needing logic to defend himself.

[gran rey de los mono]

Well, normally I would use sarcasm (a la Doug Pirahna of Monty Python fame) but it doesn't always translate well to written form. So Talonhawke is banned for making me use wikipedia to double-check Doug's last name.

[Treppa]

Gran is banned for melting.

[zylphryx]

Treppa is banned for having a thread dedicated to folks loving and adoring her.

I expect to be trounced by a small stocky fowl shortly

[DJ-Bogie]

Zylphryx is banned for not expecting me to ban him instead of little hawke.

[zylphryx]

DJ-Bogie is banned for not knowing I was referring to Studpuffin. Read the thread man! Read the thread.

No seriously, the I <3 Treppa thread is full of Treppa adoration, most supplied by Studpuffin. It is quite impressive.

Treppa can haz luvz from teh interwebz.

[gran rey de los mono]

zylphryx is banned for wanting people to read.

[TriOmegaZero]

G is banned for not realizing that we're all constantly reading when we post here.

[gran rey de los mono]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

G is banned for not realizing that we're all constantly reading when we post here.

Are you sure about that? There have been a few times I've seen a post that made me wonder if the person had read the thread.

Anyways, TriOmegaZero is banned for reasons that I cannot divulge without direct orders from my superiors. (And since I have no superiors, the reasons shall never be known.)

[TriOmegaZero]

G is banned for not having any reason.

[gran rey de los mono]

Oh, I have reasons. I'm just not telling what they are.

TriOmegaZero is banned for the same reasons as before, plus another six.

[TriOmegaZero]

G is banned for thinking the lack of an 's' on 'reason' was a typo.

[gran rey de los mono]

Fair enough.

TriOmegaZero is banned for tricking me.

[TriOmegaZero]

Gran rey is banned for being entirely too trusting. ;)

[Talonhawke]

Tri is banned for abusing Gran's trust.

[TriOmegaZero]

Talonhawke is banned for having a wide definition of 'abuse'.

[Talonhawke]

Tri is banned for telling me how wide my defination was.

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, Talonhawke be banned fer needin' ta be told how wide his defernition be.

[DJ-Bogie]

YAAR! is banned just because I like to Ban pirates! Or make them walk the plank,, either is good!

[I M Weasel]

DJ-Bogie is banned because I M Weasel!

[DJ-Bogie]

And you are banned for being such a weasel.

[Pauly Shore]

Banned.....for eyeballing the WEEsul.

[DJ-Bogie]

You are banned for making me think that at least Pauly Shore is better than the idiots on Jersey Shore.

[gran rey de los mono]

You are banned for making me glad I've never seen Jersey Shore.

Wait a minute...I should be thanking you for that.

Therefore:
You are banned for making me thankful to you.

[Charles Scholz]

gran is banned for being thankful and willing to admit it.

[DJ-Bogie]

Charles is banned for rejecting thankfulness.
I think he secretly watches Jersey Shore when he is alone....
It would explain why he hides his face..

Yea, I know, at least he has a face, all I've got is an eye...Yuk Yuk Yuk!

[zylphryx]

DJ-Bogie is banned for having face envy.

[gran rey de los mono]

zylphryx is baned for being an aberration.

Sorry, I meant banned.

[DJ-Bogie]

gran is banned for being sorry, Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry!
And Zylphryx, really, you're going to do face comments? Looked at your avatar lately?

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for assuming I am Chaotic Evil.

[Talonhawke]

DJ-Bogie wrote:

gran is banned for being sorry, Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry!

And Zylphryx, really, you're going to do face comments? Looked at your avatar lately?

Gran is banned for not being CE

[gran rey de los mono]

And Talonhawke is banned for assuming I'm not Chaotic Evil.

[Talonhawke]

Gran is banned for not telling us his alignment.
Mine is Neutral hungery.

[gran rey de los mono]

Talonhawke is banned for being Neutral.

I suppose I would call myself Lawful Random.

[Treppa]

DJ-Bogie, Talonhawke, and gran rey are all banned for bringing

Spoiler:

alignment

into this thread.

[gran rey de los mono]

Treppa is banned for being opposed to car maintenance.

[Talonhawke]

Gran is banned for assuming the wrong defination of alignment.

[gran rey de los mono]

Talonhawke is banned because I did it on purpose.

[Charles Scholz]

DJ-Bogie wrote:

Charles is banned for rejecting thankfulness.

I think he secretly watches Jersey Shore when he is alone....
It would explain why he hides his face..

DJ is banned for thinking I watch TV.

gran is banned for punishing us.

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, Charles Scholz be banned because I wanted to use this alias some more.

[Captain Spalding]

YAAR! is banned for being a pirate.

[Gruumash .]

Captain Spalding is banned for returning to this thread.

Being your daddy I already sent you to your room with no supper and said you could not return. Stop trying to ban pirates since ye know you are the daughter of one.

[Treppa]

Gruumash . is banned for being all paternal and for having extraneous punctuation in his handle.

[DJ-Bogie]

I'm late and don't have time to be all clever and stuff, so you are just banned.

[Treppa]

DJ-Bogie is banned for lame reasoning and for doing a poor Sauron imitation. Or is it a Visine commercial? Either way - BANNED!

[DJ-Bogie]

Treppa is banned for thinking I would imitate Sauron and for not knowing that Visine is even more evil than Sauron. I am the all seeing Bogie, I imitate no one. or is it I intimidated no one?

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for neither imitating or intimidating people.