Vampires go out in Sunlight.
Sunlight does NOT make Vampires sparkle.
Vampires combust.
Buffy and Blade come in for cleanup duty.
FIN
The next poster has to tell us their pitch for this movie to the execs.
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Okay... this movie, called Twilight Imperium, is a vampire movie about sexy vampires, aiming at girls 12-18 years old, but these vampires can do magic via bad latin and waving wands, they get up on stage and sing like a boy band called Twilight Imperium, and they have BDSM relationships to one another. We originally thought we could get Sarah Michelle Gellar and Wesley Snipes, but both turned out to be... uh... busy. So, we discussed a marketing deal with the One Direction boys, who could probably agree to do the starring roles. Their condition was to drop the blood drinking parts of vampires, the bad latin, and they were adamant on having their characters sparkle in sunlight. So, what do you say?
The next poster has to tell the crew the response of the execs.
Sorry lads, it didn't fall well. With lack of other material, by material i mean actors/stooges willing to be on that scene, there was left little choice.
The next poster will share what the crew and directors did to the One Direction Boys once the filming was completed.
Here i am!
Now they'll dance to the whip's lashes. No rest until they get every single step right, together. One makes a flaw, they all redo it. Muahahahaha
The next person is writing a play about something revolutionary.
It's called "The Life and Times of the Tasmanian Devil"
The next poster is stuck in the 80's
Radical!
The next poster will tell us how to take two strokes off our short game.
Mortal Kombat universe won. Marvel and DC went at it, Capcom got busted by MK and what little was left of the Marvel vs DC was slaughtered most gruesomely. FATALITY!
The next poster went into the Bermuda Triangle and came out a survivor.
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I did. It was easy. It's just a triangle after all. And Foil Hats really work for that sort of thing.
The next poster found the Island of Dr. Moreau and will tell us about it.
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The kind doctor was so very very sad because he missed his two escaped gorillas.
The next poster will help find them.
I got them on ice now, ready to be delivered back.
The next poster owns a petting zoo, it even has an silverback gorilla.
Hmm, big ape gave Poog nice job.
I taste 1 chicken, see if meat is tender for others, same with little piglet......and doggy pup.
Yup, all good to go for ape posse.
Next poster be big fan of Madonna.
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I will buy the world's biggest fan and use it to blow them all far, far away.
The next poster has a grave personal vendetta against Magical Trevor.
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HOW DARE he use animals - LIVE ANIMALS! - in his pathetic parlor tricks! He's as bad as all those wretched circuses, keeping poor innocent creatures locked in cages then parading them before people for money! Or those old organ grinders with their chained and leashed monkeys! Or old carriage drivers with their enslaved horses! Or pet owners who make their dogs and cats wear sweaters!
The next poster needs to clean up all this foam!
I suppose I must do. I... produced it, after all.
The next poster has a little something to tickle our fancy!
....calls ServPro.
The next poster has to pay ServPro's bill.
Here you go: a shiny nickel!
The next poster is going to earn fourteen dollars the -hard- way.
S'true. Gonna sell girl scout cookies. I'll make... uhh... fourteen dollars in less than four days! They didn't wanna give me a girl scout costume though, but they were so helpful.
Hmmm... maybe I won't have that many cookies left in four days.
*burps*
The next poster volunteers to help sell cookies, especially when I am getting my ears cleaned.
Actually, I said I'd help "Shell" cookies, not sell them. Who wants to sell cookies?
The Next poster got caught with their hand in the cookie jar.
That's Jar Jar Binks' mother, I believe, and yes, I am ashamed of myself.
The next poster is a Darth Waiter.
*respirator sounds*
Is Poog's sidejob. Fancy restaurant, serves dog too, HAH!
Next poster is food critic, visiting many many food shops in NYC.
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I have to be in the know about which restaurants are acceptable places for my people to eat at when we take over the world. With NYC being one of many places to visit.
The next poster will help me,swearing under pain of death, by visiting all of the eateries in Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Belgium.
You're booked for the next year
The next poster has to drive the monkey around.
You say 'drive', I heard "launch out of a catapult".
The next poster will describe how monkey launching catapults are made.
Same way all catapults are done. However, if it's for monkeys, they also get a jungle styling.
The next poster just bought one and doesn't have the room in the garage. Another plan is needed.
No room for a Jungle Stalin? Of course I have room for a Jungle Stalin! With a built-in catapult!
The next poster would like to run us through the workings of their barista ballista.
Yeah. Little pro tip here: A sprawling mass of horns do not go well with linen.
The next poster collects paintings of mummification, and will tell us why.
Is to know best ways for tie up people.
Nice for prisoners we goblins can kill kill for later.
Next poster was waitor at local ogre-kin club.
Indeed I was. The intense physical abuse taught me a lot about life.
The next poster once had an intimate physical relationship with one of the Muppets.
Yeah. You know Kermit? Turns out he only really came alive with someone's hand up his...
*peeks at the moderation policy*
...you know.
The next poster is outraged!!!1
I am outraged! Miss Piggy is going to have your head on a stick.
The Next Poster knows of someone else who's head is on a stick.
DeeDee From Dexter's Laboratory. She looks like a lollipop with pigtails, for Pete's sake.
The next poster will show them. S/he'll show them all!
Yulp I got arrested for flashes again.
The next poster called Law.
And did so with the infernal hammer.
Now that i've sentenced krevon to a freebie of 13 years in the dungpits, we can get back to business.
The next poster knows the infernal dungpits well and is mentally preparing krevon for his labor.
The horrors you find there are not for sane minds. Soon, they will rise from their fortress of filth.
The next poster has a contingency plan for what to do when accidentally going on a date with a giant multidimensional space whale.
So, I'll just have the Dr. Show up with a massive emergency that's going to destroy the planet and he needs my date's help. The Dr. is a friend, you know.
Next poster knows the Dr too and will tell us more about him.
It lends me a hearty mesquite flavor.
The next poster's urethra burns when -I- pee.
A "Q". Your dice are -terrible-.
The next poster is missing a toe for a very interesting reason.
NOOOOO!!!! Poog's favorite halfling toe trophy is gone.
Someone tookz it as snack....
Next poster considerz hair implants.
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As GoatToucher said, I am now Q - that was the best reroll ever!!!
The next poster will speak in their species' defense as I question their right to exist!