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I like slinkies,but I just couldn't get them to work for me. And if I can't use them, then neither can anyone else!
The next poster, dressed up as a ball of candy floss, once accidentally going to a monster gathering (thinking it was a costume party they were supposed to be at) and had a real good time! Even when everyone found out the truth.
Thighs.
The next poster once shot a man for sneezing!
What can i say, it was a dialect for insulting once's mother.
The next poster knows exactly what is going on in building 2, 3rd floor, 2nd corridor to the left, 1st room to the right and shall share their insight with us.
Okay, but you can't unsee this... There's a naked rendition of the Karate Kid complete with Wax on Wax off... Some things you just do not need to see...
The next poster used to be a newt.
That is what my mom called me when I was a hatchling.
The next poster will tell us their terrrible nickname.
Poog "spank & shank", cleric of Zarongel
Next poster invented new thingy against lice
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the Dragon Maw Flamethrower!
Not only will it burn all ice based things into nothingness, but the special 'gene-changer' mode will allow for to turn all ice based creatures (excluding dragons and other wild animals) into humans.
How much does this super rare item cost? 1 million platinum pieces. But it can be yours for only 1 gold piece, 50 silver pieces. Hurry and bid while stocks last. I've invented only 500 of these (well actually, I've invented 501 but I'm keeping one) and once they're gone, they're gone!
The next poster will start the bidding.
Woohoo! I bid Pulg's wig!
The next poster has a better suggestion.
I Bids Sissyl's Parasitic Hat.
The next poster made the ultimate bid.
I bid my Innocence!
The next poster should stop laughing.
Kaboom-Shank-alaka
Poog make appearance as king in toy-land, but not every day.
Next typer of letters was in prison cell with big fat man named Bubba.
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I do. My service to The System causes them to over look... certain hobbies of mine.
The next poster had an unfortunate experience with fruit bats.
They tookz my banana!!!
Next poster had meet & greet with Afrojack last friday
I did, and I gave him a sound thrashing, as the Dutch hold a special place in the darkest corners of my heart.
The next poster was a part of the security team that vigorously and enthusiastically beat me afterwards and left me for dead in a dumpster.
Protocol order 66 was given, with a minor whimse of mercy from the director. He had it coming.
The next poster has come up with a plan to turn soccer-hooligans into examplary model students.
I call it Taser Therapy. It involves a pit, lotion, and a taser.
The next poster failed to put the lotion on it's skin.
Correct, the moment the ignition was started, my marshmellow dragon melted.
The next poster went on a shopping spree at Walmart, and was not satisfied.
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I asked the greeter where I could find a big red button that would make Wal-Mart go bankrupt and end its reign of destroying America from the inside-out, but he just stood there with his eyes glazed over, and asked if I would like some 50-cent socks.
I don't get it - they told me I could buy everything there!
The next poster will present an alternative list of 7 Deadly Sins and 7 Heavenly Virtues.
kindness, patience,service, sharing, humbleness, smite evil, Lawful Good alignment.
The next poster is forming a Quidditch league.
Sure, but those puny wizards don't know the brooms are all rigged to explode at a certain time.
The next poster has won the title of "burger gobbler 2014"
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The alien suggests I do not like the riddler -- this is true, but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to show you what to do , so I searched youtube for: how to do what you must and got this:
The next poster will summarize what this old ladies video is about.
It's a retrospective of Scandinavian Death Metal.
The next poster just loves delicious fruit smoothies!
Zombie news is the simple fact that by the time the general population gets word of news, they have been reheated at least four times. Not to mention gone through a heavy censoring process where media high-ups cancel news that are seen to carry a risk of "causing public unrest". So, next time you watch CNN, listen for the moans and the "Braaaaaains..."
The next poster will tell us how he discovered a far more literal reason for the term.
The popularity of The Walking Dead, of course.
The next poster had a secret shame that s/he will now share with us.
My favorite is to go up to the check in and announce "My name is Prince Anayam Fuhn'kay."
The next poster likes the color blue... too much.
Poog ate too many blueberries...now Poog has blue tongue.
Next typer work as nurse in elderly-home.
Yes... "Old Goats" indeed!
The next poster needs regular sponge baths to keep moist.
Something must be off with my circuitry....there, fixed it.
The next poster is very crafty when using a stapler, pencils & typewriter.
You could not believe what you could make with simple office supplies.
The next poster ate my replica and made me cry.
I'm truly sorry. It wasn't me. It was my dog.
The next poster is just the nicest person I've never met.
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Why thanks! I like you too.
The next poster is sure the post above mine was meant for them.
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I seriously doubt that! Still, to receive such a complement once in a while would be nice.
The next poster has gone on a great expedition, with an all female ragtag group consisting of: an orc, an anthropomorphic unicorn, a succubus, a vampire, a derro and an azata, to find the rare and dangerous awakuka bird that lives deep in the jungles of doolamugreda.
How could i not? I'm expanding my local group of followers.
The next poster knows how to get in touch with Jurassic Bard.
Haha, Poog played Moog, moogle mage, cousin of MontBlanc the wizzie mage.
Next poster has fetish for balloons, inflatable ones.