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Oh no!! *Casts Ressurection*
Feels like home here...
The next poster just went to the land to the north.
I guess I got lost migrating..
The next poster is sexy.
proves that you haven't
the games that you win and lose
the next poster will
not write a Haiku.
"Fish heads, fish heads. Rollie polly fish head, eat them up YUM!"
The next poster knows a better song.
and now I am stuck playing the next poster forum game.
The next poster won some better in the bet.
He said I was too obnoxious to die.
I answered that "Grim" doesn't necessarily mean "dressed in dishrags".
The next poster has brown eyes.
Why, yes, I do.
The next poster wishes they had brown eyes.
No I don't.
The next poster only has eyes on the prize.
Just doing my part to boldly go where no dragon has gone before.
The next poster wants to go to space, but will go some place closer instead.
Well I'm about to start the fighter guild. So, yeah, probably.
Next poster has the personality of a rat, intelligent, curious and eats almost every thing.
The next poster would like to escape it all.
I had just gotten used to the idea that David was not going to be my primary doctor anymore, and then Matt says he is going away now too. If this doesn't prove we need healthcare reform I don't know what does!
The next poster has a special blue box, but it's powers are only average.
Well it has been that many years..
The next poster had an Awesome day
After extensive research the answer is still 42.
The next poster knows the question.
I may be small but I can kick you @$$. You really don't want to make me mad. What! He stole my pipeweed. RAGH! I will crush you with my greatsword. Hey, don't laugh. It may be small but it'll still hurt when I hit you with it.
The next poster will reveal the secret behind the number 47.
Shh, don't tell anyone else....it is 48.
The next poster forgot how to count.
1, 2, 5!
The next poster will know the air speed velocity of both European and African swallows.
Both laden and unladen by coconuts...
The next poster must think of six impossible things before breakfast every day.
You mean I get to cut back from seven? Whohoo! Maybe my sanity will start to return.
The next poster will help me regain my sanity.
Take a bite of a chocolate bunny...if you eat the ears first you have a mild Oedipus Complex, the tail first and you may be harboring latent homosexual tendencies. Of course if you bite out the eyes and scream "Stop starring at me!" there may be no hope for you.
The Next Poster is in love with an Aboleth...but it just won't work because___________.
Oh Avatar thou are a surly fat-kidneyed moldwarp hath a elf-skinned clotpole. A jarring hasty-witted flirt-gill hath a folly-fallen boar-pig. Thou art a qualling half-faced flax-wench, nay a cockered full-gorged gudgeon and thou art a spongy knotty-pated maggot-pie.
Avatar thy bootless hell-hated apple-john hath a base-court foot-licker and a weedy folly-fallen coxcomb hath a sheep-biting barnacle disgust me. Thy mangled weather-bitten hedge-pig hath a half-faced flax-wench and thy fobbing dread-bolted codpiece hath a fly-bitten moldwarp should be inservice of Wizards of the Coast.
Thou art a gleeking dismal-dreaming minnow.
Since this hurt my feelings, the next poster will try to make me feel better.
They are too busy posting on a pathfinder message board to actually complete even minor life goals, like #23. Learn a new spell...
The next poster is a HUGE bay city rollers fan and is mad about plaid.
Every S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night I sing THIS to the love of my life...my kilt.
The next poster wants to know how I wear it?
Unfortuneatly. Good thing the cops were there to make you put it on right.
The next poster likes to sing in the rain.
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It is called Gee Emm Pee See. It has the saving throws of a monk, BAB of a fighter, HP of a Barbarian, and both Arcane and Divine Spellcasting. It is proficient on all weapons and armor and suffers absolutely no penalties while wearing armor. It gains a feat and ability score increase every level. It always confirms crits and ignores DR and Spell Resistance. Not to mention it gains a new animal companion at each level and each animal companion is treated as if the Gee Emm Pee See were a 20th Level Druid.
The next poster will remember where they parked but forgot what kind of vehicle they drive.
They aren't mirrors, they are scales...and they are worth a lot. Just doing my part to improve the economy.
The next poster is a charity case.
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It's kind of like...this!
The next poster knows what a natural '20' on an Intimidate check looks like.
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Just look a IHIYC's picture. ;)
The next poster will discover what Soylent Green is really made from. (Hint: It's not people.)
THEY want you to think it is people. In reality it is Asparagus grown from Hybrid seeds, but THEY know we wouldn't eat that.....That's marketing for you.
The next poster was born from a mutant hybrid seed.