Make no mistake, LPM will be wielding his guns when she nears street legal age. And the (not so) ironic thing about it, she'll be the perpetrator. And she'll still hoist the "did I do that?" innocence look and sell it. :Daaaaand after being worried semi-irrationally, I am not once again ROTFL thanks to this thread.Yayy! Party for Kellen today! 8 kids, and a bowling alley, what could go wrong? Ha!
** spoiler omitted **
*gigglesnort* Arden Angelic Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacesu!!
So waitaminute- LPM is Hit Daddy a'la the Kick Ass movie? Because as much as Nicholas Cage is the kiss of death for movies, he was one amazing dad in there. This movie actually made me want a daughter, which is amazing considering my previous take on it.
[EDIT] Arden Apocalypse!! ROTFL!!!!!
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I'm going to point out an exception. If they're doing lapdances point of view style in 3D, I'd watch it. :PProof that 3D has, yet again, outlived its welcome.I know, right? Why would you ever need to see people dancing in 3D?
The other one(s) that blow my mind are the final Harry Potter films. I mean, seriously? NONE of the other SIX films are 3D, why the blankity-blank would you make the last one in a completely different style? It's like if they had brought back Futurama with manga style animation. :-/
Pass. I'd rather my lapdances be more personal than filmed. 3D or otherwise.
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Proof that 3D has, yet again, outlived its welcome.I know, right? Why would you ever need to see people dancing in 3D?
The other one(s) that blow my mind are the final Harry Potter films. I mean, seriously? NONE of the other SIX films are 3D, why the blankity-blank would you make the last one in a completely different style? It's like if they had brought back Futurama with manga style animation. :-/
I have no interest whatsoever in 3-D. Maybe it has something to do with my first experience with 3-D. It was a reshowing of House of Wax (1953). The only thing I can remember was the paddle ball man with the ball bouncing out of the screen.
3-D does not seem to enhance the story. It always seems to be an effect just to show off. Watching recent previews at the theater is disturbing however, because it seems I may be forced to watch and pay extra for 3-d since there will be no alternative.
The ironic thing is that Avatar showed that 3D didn't have to be gimmicky to be good, yet it's success brought us a slew of gimmick 3D follow-ups.
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The ironic thing is that Avatar showed that 3D didn't have to be gimmicky to be good, yet it's success brought us a slew of gimmick 3D follow-ups.Proof that 3D has, yet again, outlived its welcome.I know, right? Why would you ever need to see people dancing in 3D?
The other one(s) that blow my mind are the final Harry Potter films. I mean, seriously? NONE of the other SIX films are 3D, why the blankity-blank would you make the last one in a completely different style? It's like if they had brought back Futurama with manga style animation. :-/
I have no interest whatsoever in 3-D. Maybe it has something to do with my first experience with 3-D. It was a reshowing of House of Wax (1953). The only thing I can remember was the paddle ball man with the ball bouncing out of the screen.
3-D does not seem to enhance the story. It always seems to be an effect just to show off. Watching recent previews at the theater is disturbing however, because it seems I may be forced to watch and pay extra for 3-d since there will be no alternative.
The only 3D I'm looking forward to is Tron: Legacy. Because it wasn't 'added on' after Avatar's success.
It always is. It's awesome to be back here.Wooohooo!! Florence! I hear it is BEAUTIFUL...We're headed to Florence this weekend.
Once this trip is over, I will try to get the last of the pictures up on FB. If anyone is trying to see them and isn't friended to me, let me know, or send me a friend request (but if you do, also send me a FB message telling me who you are, as I tend not to accept people if I don't recognize their name).
#2 On M's List of Italian Cities he most wants to go to. Art it up, man.
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#2 On M's List of Italian Cities he most wants to go to. Art it up, man.It always is. It's awesome to be back here.Wooohooo!! Florence! I hear it is BEAUTIFUL...We're headed to Florence this weekend.
Once this trip is over, I will try to get the last of the pictures up on FB. If anyone is trying to see them and isn't friended to me, let me know, or send me a friend request (but if you do, also send me a FB message telling me who you are, as I tend not to accept people if I don't recognize their name).
That is also my number 2 for Italy. Have fun for the rest of us.
I really appreciate all the effort Amby put into that list. But somehow, I missed that she had me down alternatively as a Cleric of Erastil (probably because it was so late when I was looking at it.) Now I feel like I should go oppress the little woman. Why is she at work this morning instead of here baking me pancakes and rubbing my feet!!!???
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I really appreciate all the effort Amby put into that list. But somehow, I missed that she had me down alternatively as a Cleric of Erastil (probably because it was so late when I was looking at it.) Now I feel like I should go oppress the little woman. Why is she at work this morning instead of here baking me pancakes and rubbing my feet!!!???
Felling lonely when you call out, "get me another beer," and nothing appears?
I really appreciate all the effort Amby put into that list. But somehow, I missed that she had me down alternatively as a Cleric of Erastil (probably because it was so late when I was looking at it.) Now I feel like I should go oppress the little woman. Why is she at work this morning instead of here baking me pancakes and rubbing my feet!!!???
And I was given no designation other than my name and an underline to signify blankness. How existential. I am the blankness. I underline. Consider my mind blown.
::Wanders off to contemplate his own navel and razzleberry pie.::
Felling lonely when you call out, "get me another beer," and nothing appears?
Exactly. Lonely, and more importantly, THIRSTY.
Wait, Sharoth is 'Guardian of Explosive Runes'? I know I didn't come up with that, but I'm fairly certain I was among the first to spam it on this board. I could be wrong, though.
Wait, Sharoth is 'Guardian of Explosive Runes'? I know I didn't come up with that, but I'm fairly certain I was among the first to spam it on this board. I could be wrong, though.
Nobody 'splodes thing like you, KC. You are the undisputed king of "What's that say? BOOM!"
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Wait, Sharoth is 'Guardian of Explosive Runes'? I know I didn't come up with that, but I'm fairly certain I was among the first to spam it on this board. I could be wrong, though.
It is just he ....sets so many of them off. He has to have a full time crew cleaning his scales. We keep the floors mopped around here all the time, all the soot, you know.
Ok, still catching up posts once again... until then, is this everyone?
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Moorluck: Lord President Drow (Extra-Chaotic template) Pimp / Slayer PrC (favored enemies: Vermin +4, Humanoids [Stupid] +8)
Solnes: First Lady Half-Elf Bard - Her Majesty of Education, Keeper of the Sacred BttH (major artifacts)
Aberzombie: Zombie Human Sorcerer (Undead bloodline) - Royal Brewer
Celestial Healer: Aasimaar ______________? - "Pizza Rolls" Taster for the Crown, Head of Travel & Foreign Relations
Crimson Jester: Fey (didn't specify what kind) Rogue
Emperor7/Jack Hammer: Treant Druid / escaped Numerian Construct
Flash ("Ah-ah!"): Elf Rogue / Inquisitor (Unsleeping template) - Knight Champion of Lady Solnes
Heathensson: Former woodsman? ("Where wolf? There wolf!" template) - possessed by ghost of insane leprechaun miner
Lynora: Elf Wizard (CON dumpstat) - High Mistress of the Dungeons of Delight
Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil - High Sage and Lorekeeper to the Crown
Patrick: Awakened Monkey Ranger ("Deadly Flinger of Even Deadlier Poo") - Castle Gardener, successor to Mr. Boothby
Sharoth: Silver Dragon - Guardian of the Tildes, Explosive Runes, Obscure Tomes, Precious Miniatures, and shiny stuff
Taig: Awakened Dire Badger Mandalorian Monk - (Hey) Abbot of the Order of the Sandy Pecan, expert hunter and tanner of Minature Not-So-Dire Bears
Urizen: Drow Bard / Rogue / Scoundrel PrC (Ravioli-Addicted template) - Head of Counter-Intelligence and Royal Expert in Heavy Metals
Woody: Frost Dwarf Fighter / Barbarian:
Bitter Thorn: Dwarf Rogue / Ranger - secret anarchist
Callous Jack: escaped Numerian...
*tries to think of something to whinge like a little b&&+~ about for attention's*
:pOk, still catching up posts once again... until then, is this everyone?
:Crimson Jester: Fey red Cap Rogue
Oh good choice. Redcaps are nasty. Decimated my playing group pretty bad with them.
Redcap Elder to surrounded party: "Oooohh It's baaaaaaaaad luck to be you tonight!"
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:pOk, still catching up posts once again... until then, is this everyone?
:Crimson Jester: Fey red Cap Rogue
Oh good choice. Redcaps are nasty. Decimated my playing group pretty bad with them.
Redcap Elder to surrounded party: "Oooohh It's baaaaaaaaad luck to be you tonight!"
:) Yeah I posted it as such a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago in a thread which has since passed on, Long live FAWTLHOUSE FIVE, but it seems to have been missed. :)
Wait, Sharoth is 'Guardian of Explosive Runes'? I know I didn't come up with that, but I'm fairly certain I was among the first to spam it on this board. I could be wrong, though.Nobody 'splodes thing like you, KC. You are the undisputed king of "What's that say? BOOM!"
::Strolls through thread, hands KC his card. Eyes the wolf up and down, then continues on his way::
So, listening to Castle Otranto the other day, and one of the characters had the sobriquet, "Knight of the Gigantic Sabre." Sir Henry, we love you, but you need to keep practicing coming up with names for your NPCs.
...Ok, still catching up posts once again... until then, is this everyone?
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Moorluck: Lord President Drow (Extra-Chaotic template) Pimp / Slayer PrC (favored enemies: Vermin +4, Humanoids [Stupid] +8)
Solnes: First Lady Half-Elf Bard - Her Majesty of Education, Keeper of the Sacred BttH (major artifacts)
Aberzombie: Zombie Human Sorcerer (Undead bloodline) - Royal Brewer
Celestial Healer: Aasimaar ______________? - "Pizza Rolls" Taster for the Crown, Head of Travel & Foreign Relations
Crimson Jester: Fey (didn't specify what kind) Rogue
Emperor7/Jack Hammer: Treant Druid / escaped Numerian Construct
Flash ("Ah-ah!"): Elf Rogue / Inquisitor (Unsleeping template) - Knight Champion of Lady Solnes
Heathensson: Former woodsman? ("Where wolf? There wolf!" template) - possessed by ghost of insane leprechaun miner
Lynora: Elf Wizard (CON dumpstat) - High Mistress of the Dungeons of Delight
Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil - High Sage and Lorekeeper to the Crown
Patrick: Awakened Monkey Ranger ("Deadly Flinger of Even Deadlier Poo") - Castle Gardener, successor to Mr. Boothby
Sharoth: Silver Dragon - Guardian of the Tildes, Explosive Runes, Obscure Tomes, Precious Miniatures, and shiny stuff
Taig: Awakened Dire Badger Mandalorian Monk - (Hey) Abbot of the Order of the Sandy Pecan, expert hunter and tanner of Minature Not-So-Dire Bears
Urizen: Drow Bard / Rogue / Scoundrel PrC (Ravioli-Addicted template) - Head of Counter-Intelligence and Royal Expert in Heavy Metals
Woody: Frost Dwarf Fighter / Barbarian:
Bitter Thorn: Dwarf Rogue / Ranger - secret anarchist
Callous
Hey, what about me!!!!
Pass. I'd rather my lapdances be more personal than filmed. 3D or otherwise.I'm going to point out an exception. If they're doing lapdances point of view style in 3D, I'd watch it. :PProof that 3D has, yet again, outlived its welcome.I know, right? Why would you ever need to see people dancing in 3D?
The other one(s) that blow my mind are the final Harry Potter films. I mean, seriously? NONE of the other SIX films are 3D, why the blankity-blank would you make the last one in a completely different style? It's like if they had brought back Futurama with manga style animation. :-/
At least with the former, I'm just paying for the ticket. For the latter, I'm going broke and blue.
Over 100 posts. Sorry if I missed anything I just do not have the time to get caught up.
Your cries. On deaf ears they fell; yes.
I really appreciate all the effort Amby put into that list. But somehow, I missed that she had me down alternatively as a Cleric of Erastil (probably because it was so late when I was looking at it.) Now I feel like I should go oppress the little woman. Why is she at work this morning instead of here baking me pancakes and rubbing my feet!!!???And I was given no designation other than my name and an underline to signify blankness. How existential. I am the blankness. I underline. Consider my mind blown.
::Wanders off to contemplate his own navel and razzleberry pie.::
She's going to be the first one eliminated by DM fiat when we launch the adVenture.
Hey, what about me!!!!
Whatever surfaces, it must include the word 'luddite'.
She's going to be the first one eliminated by DM fiat when we launch the adVenture.I really appreciate all the effort Amby put into that list. But somehow, I missed that she had me down alternatively as a Cleric of Erastil (probably because it was so late when I was looking at it.) Now I feel like I should go oppress the little woman. Why is she at work this morning instead of here baking me pancakes and rubbing my feet!!!???And I was given no designation other than my name and an underline to signify blankness. How existential. I am the blankness. I underline. Consider my mind blown.
::Wanders off to contemplate his own navel and razzleberry pie.::
Has anyone ever seen a Fiat with a vanity license plate reading DM Fiat? S'gotta happen.
Has anyone ever seen a Fiat with a vanity license plate reading DM Fiat? S'gotta happen.She's going to be the first one eliminated by DM fiat when we launch the adVenture.I really appreciate all the effort Amby put into that list. But somehow, I missed that she had me down alternatively as a Cleric of Erastil (probably because it was so late when I was looking at it.) Now I feel like I should go oppress the little woman. Why is she at work this morning instead of here baking me pancakes and rubbing my feet!!!???And I was given no designation other than my name and an underline to signify blankness. How existential. I am the blankness. I underline. Consider my mind blown.
::Wanders off to contemplate his own navel and razzleberry pie.::
Groooooooan! :)
I second this! All in favor?Hey, what about me!!!!Whatever surfaces, it must include the word 'luddite'.
Well, he IS a Drow. And a Wizard.
Has anyone ever seen a Fiat with a vanity license plate reading DM Fiat? S'gotta happen.
We may see it soon enough once they start using their Chrysler hook-up to roll their next model for our shores.
But who's the gamer that's going to buy it and make it happen?
{hears pin drop}
Has anyone ever seen a Fiat with a vanity license plate reading DM Fiat? S'gotta happen.We may see it soon enough once they start using their Chrysler hook-up to roll their next model for our shores.
But who's the gamer that's going to buy it and make it happen?
{hears pin drop}
Not me! I saw what that vampire Chrysler did to Daimler ....
Hey, what about me!!!!Whatever surfaces, it must include the word 'luddite'.
Only with respect to facebook.
This post was made vis smoke signals interpreted used morse code and placed online through a dialup connection.
Has anyone ever seen a Fiat with a vanity license plate reading DM Fiat? S'gotta happen.
::Adds another Must Have to his List::
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Has anyone ever seen a Fiat with a vanity license plate reading DM Fiat? S'gotta happen.We may see it soon enough once they start using their Chrysler hook-up to roll their next model for our shores.
But who's the gamer that's going to buy it and make it happen?
{hears pin drop}
did not someone say something recently about the lottery? when that lightning strikes I might consider it.
I wanted to post something about grinding my organ, but as I look at who else is here, I'm scared to.
I wanted to post something about grinding my organ, but as I look at who else is here, I'm scared to.
[Evil Monkey]Points and bares teeth[/Evil Monkey]
::Adds another Must Have to his List::Has anyone ever seen a Fiat with a vanity license plate reading DM Fiat? S'gotta happen.
You're kidding me? Right? Please tell me you're kidding me. A Fiat?
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Ok, still catching up posts once again... until then, is this everyone?
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Moorluck: Lord President Drow (Extra-Chaotic template) Pimp / Slayer PrC (favored enemies: Vermin +4, Humanoids [Stupid] +8)
Solnes: First Lady Half-Elf Bard - Her Majesty of Education, Keeper of the Sacred BttH (major artifacts)
Aberzombie: Zombie Human Sorcerer (Undead bloodline) - Royal Brewer
Celestial Healer: Aasimaar ______________? - "Pizza Rolls" Taster for the Crown, Head of Travel & Foreign Relations
Crimson Jester: Fey (didn't specify what kind) Rogue
Emperor7/Jack Hammer: Treant Druid / escaped Numerian Construct
Flash ("Ah-ah!"): Elf Rogue / Inquisitor (Unsleeping template) - Knight Champion of Lady Solnes
Heathensson: Former woodsman? ("Where wolf? There wolf!" template) - possessed by ghost of insane leprechaun miner
Lynora: Elf Wizard (CON dumpstat) - High Mistress of the Dungeons of Delight
Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil - High Sage and Lorekeeper to the Crown
Patrick: Awakened Monkey Ranger ("Deadly Flinger of Even Deadlier Poo") - Castle Gardener, successor to Mr. Boothby
Sharoth: Silver Dragon - Guardian of the Tildes, Explosive Runes, Obscure Tomes, Precious Miniatures, and shiny stuff
Taig: Awakened Dire Badger Mandalorian Monk - (Hey) Abbot of the Order of the Sandy Pecan, expert hunter and tanner of Minature Not-So-Dire Bears
Urizen: Drow Bard / Rogue / Scoundrel PrC (Ravioli-Addicted template) - Head of Counter-Intelligence and Royal Expert in Heavy Metals
Woody: Frost Dwarf Fighter / Barbarian:
Bitter Thorn: Dwarf Rogue / Ranger - secret anarchist
Callous Jack: escaped Numerian...
Yes...but at the risk of being snarky, I was one of the original founders too. :P
Whew, party done. Kids sleeping, Kellen playing with his new stuff. Made out like a bandit he did! We got him an outfit (shoes and all)and a new Iron Man thing, where he builds the Mark I, II, and III Iron Man suits. He also got a new Nerf gun, and 50 bucks in cash and 85 in gift certificates. Lucky dog! 50 of the gift cards is for Kohl's though! Gotta live my grandma, she knew school was coming up soon and he would need clothes. The other gift cards are for Books-A-Million. SO he should have a blast shopping!
He says he wants to go out for dinner with his cask, we shall see about that, we are all exhausted. We bowled for 2 hours, and then ate and did the cake thing and then hit the arcade. So sleepy! But, no one was hurt, Arden broke nothing and made a new friend, and everyone went home ready for naps. Success! :D
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I'm on the list, I'm just labeled under 'Other Notorious Characters of the Realm'What the frak? I'm pratically on here every single day.Did you ever answer the original question? If not, that's why you're not on the list.
I answered the question about class (I believe) and I am not on there. I think it will be fine. Ultimately, it isn't something to worry about.
Whew, party done. Kids sleeping, Kellen playing with his new stuff. Made out like a bandit he did! We got him an outfit (shoes and all)and a new Iron Man thing, where he builds the Mark I, II, and III Iron Man suits. He also got a new Nerf gun, and 50 bucks in cash and 85 in gift certificates. Lucky dog! 50 of the gift cards is for Kohl's though! Gotta live my grandma, she knew school was coming up soon and he would need clothes. The other gift cards are for Books-A-Million. SO he should have a blast shopping!
He says he wants to go out for dinner with his cask, we shall see about that, we are all exhausted. We bowled for 2 hours, and then ate and did the cake thing and then hit the arcade. So sleepy! But, no one was hurt, Arden broke nothing and made a new friend, and everyone went home ready for naps. Success! :D
Don't you love it when a plan comes together? :)
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Proof that 3D has, yet again, outlived its welcome.I know, right? Why would you ever need to see people dancing in 3D?
The other one(s) that blow my mind are the final Harry Potter films. I mean, seriously? NONE of the other SIX films are 3D, why the blankity-blank would you make the last one in a completely different style? It's like if they had brought back Futurama with manga style animation. :-/
I have no interest whatsoever in 3-D. Maybe it has something to do with my first experience with 3-D. It was a reshowing of House of Wax (1953). The only thing I can remember was the paddle ball man with the ball bouncing out of the screen.
3-D does not seem to enhance the story. It always seems to be an effect just to show off. Watching recent previews at the theater is disturbing however, because it seems I may be forced to watch and pay extra for 3-d since there will be no alternative.
I can seem to actually watch 3-d effectively. Part of that has to do with my glasses. If I take them off, I can't see. Even if I were to use glasses that fit over mine, I can't actually perceive much. Not sure what that is all about.
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I answered the question about class (I believe) and I am still not on there. I think it will be fine. Ultimately, it isn't something to worry about.I'm on the list, I'm just labeled under 'Other Notorious Characters of the Realm'What the frak? I'm pratically on here every single day.Did you ever answer the original question? If not, that's why you're not on the list.
I think it has been updated and people randomly dropped off like 8 times now.
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Whew, party done. Kids sleeping, Kellen playing with his new stuff. Made out like a bandit he did! We got him an outfit (shoes and all)and a new Iron Man thing, where he builds the Mark I, II, and III Iron Man suits. He also got a new Nerf gun, and 50 bucks in cash and 85 in gift certificates. Lucky dog! 50 of the gift cards is for Kohl's though! Gotta live my grandma, she knew school was coming up soon and he would need clothes. The other gift cards are for Books-A-Million. SO he should have a blast shopping!
He says he wants to go out for dinner with his cask, we shall see about that, we are all exhausted. We bowled for 2 hours, and then ate and did the cake thing and then hit the arcade. So sleepy! But, no one was hurt, Arden broke nothing and made a new friend, and everyone went home ready for naps. Success! :D
That sounds like a fantastic party.
Don't you love it when a plan comes together? :)
Absolutely! :D
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I think it has been updated and people randomly dropped off like 8 times now.I answered the question about class (I believe) and I am still not on there. I think it will be fine. Ultimately, it isn't something to worry about.I'm on the list, I'm just labeled under 'Other Notorious Characters of the Realm'What the frak? I'm pratically on here every single day.Did you ever answer the original question? If not, that's why you're not on the list.
I am sure. Like I said, it is far from a huge deal. In the scheme of things, I refer you to nursing home circle jerks and JP.
That sounds like a fantastic party.
It was. The bowling was a blast. All the kids liked it, and Kellen turned out to be really good at it. Hubby too! Turns out the alley that we were at does 1$ games on Saturdays, so we think that we will be spending more time there. It's something that even the baby can do. From 1-4 on Saturdays they do the blacklight bowling, the kids really really dug that!
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It was. The bowling was a blast. All the kids liked it, and Kellen turned out to be really good at it. Hubby too! Turns out the alley that we were at does 1$ games on Saturdays, so we think that we will be spending more time there. It's something that even the baby can do. From 1-4 on Saturdays they do the blacklight bowling, the kids really really dug that!
That sounds like a fantastic party.
Excellent. I have always been a bowling fan but I don't do it enough. I inherited my ball from my grandmother and it hasn't seen as much use as I would like. She bowled with a 16 pound ball, believe it or not.
Edit: Bowling and naked, bathing Valeros for TotP!