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BADGAH!!! How you been buddy? I haven't seen you in a while.I've been around! Sheesh, it's like I'm invisible or something. :)
Well, I was in a crappy mood yesterday, but I seem to have gotten over it.
How are you doing?
Well I haven't, so I couldn't very well see you now could I? :P
Glad you cheered up, did you try my "Happy Dance"? The one that involves crashing through windows and brandishing chainsaws whilst wreathed in flames?
I'm doing well, nursing cuts from a plate glass window and burns over 90% on my body, but well. ;)
I gotta find a less painful way to celebrate.
As they are quivering in terror. Oh, you're adorable all right. Evil, but adorable.Sounds like you have room for a fourth. I'm very adorable. Just ask anyone alive. ;)boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S
And the ones that don't think I'm adorable aren't 'alive' for very long. Mean peoples shouldn't say bad things about Jiminy.
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And the ones that don't think I'm adorable aren't 'alive' for very long. Mean peoples shouldn't say bad things about Jiminy.As they are quivering in terror. Oh, you're adorable all right. Evil, but adorable.Sounds like you have room for a fourth. I'm very adorable. Just ask anyone alive. ;)boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S
"Bad things about Jimmy"
Ok I said it, what happens now?
And the ones that don't think I'm adorable aren't 'alive' for very long. Mean peoples shouldn't say bad things about Jiminy.As they are quivering in terror. Oh, you're adorable all right. Evil, but adorable.Sounds like you have room for a fourth. I'm very adorable. Just ask anyone alive. ;)boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S
Your mask slipped. :)
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
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BADGAH!!! How you been buddy? I haven't seen you in a while.I've been around! Sheesh, it's like I'm invisible or something. :)
Well, I was in a crappy mood yesterday, but I seem to have gotten over it.
How are you doing?
Well I haven't, so I couldn't very well see you now could I? :P
Glad you cheered up, did you try my "Happy Dance"? The one that involves crashing through windows and brandishing chainsaws whilst wreathed in flames?
I'm doing well, nursing cuts from a plate glass window and burns over 90% on my body, but well. ;)
I gotta find a less painful way to celebrate.
I set a schoolhouse on fire. I think it was unoccupied.
BADGAH!!! How you been buddy? I haven't seen you in a while.I've been around! Sheesh, it's like I'm invisible or something. :)
Well, I was in a crappy mood yesterday, but I seem to have gotten over it.
How are you doing?
*hugs cute, fuzzy, little badger*
And I will love him and squeeze him and name him George.
And the ones that don't think I'm adorable aren't 'alive' for very long. Mean peoples shouldn't say bad things about Jiminy.As they are quivering in terror. Oh, you're adorable all right. Evil, but adorable.Sounds like you have room for a fourth. I'm very adorable. Just ask anyone alive. ;)boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :SYour mask slipped. :)
Shhhh... It's safer if'n ya' don't say nuthin'.
BADGAH!!! How you been buddy? I haven't seen you in a while.I've been around! Sheesh, it's like I'm invisible or something. :)
Well, I was in a crappy mood yesterday, but I seem to have gotten over it.
How are you doing?
*hugs cute, fuzzy, little badger*
And I will love him and squeeze him and name him George.
X_X
And the ones that don't think I'm adorable aren't 'alive' for very long. Mean peoples shouldn't say bad things about Jiminy.As they are quivering in terror. Oh, you're adorable all right. Evil, but adorable.Sounds like you have room for a fourth. I'm very adorable. Just ask anyone alive. ;)boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S"Bad things about Jimmy"
Ok I said it, what happens now?
*alters timeline surrounding mean drow, to before he had his alteration, giving him a fourth child*
ME!
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And the ones that don't think I'm adorable aren't 'alive' for very long. Mean peoples shouldn't say bad things about Jiminy.As they are quivering in terror. Oh, you're adorable all right. Evil, but adorable.Sounds like you have room for a fourth. I'm very adorable. Just ask anyone alive. ;)boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S"Bad things about Jimmy"
Ok I said it, what happens now?
*alters timeline surrounding mean drow, to before he had his alteration, giving him a fourth child*
ME!
But I said we had the Factory shut down..... the Supplier is still in business.
That sounds gross doesn't it. :S
BADGAH!!! How you been buddy? I haven't seen you in a while.I've been around! Sheesh, it's like I'm invisible or something. :)
Well, I was in a crappy mood yesterday, but I seem to have gotten over it.
How are you doing?
Well I haven't, so I couldn't very well see you now could I? :P
Glad you cheered up, did you try my "Happy Dance"? The one that involves crashing through windows and brandishing chainsaws whilst wreathed in flames?
I'm doing well, nursing cuts from a plate glass window and burns over 90% on my body, but well. ;)
I gotta find a less painful way to celebrate.
I set a schoolhouse on fire. I think it was unoccupied.
I set a schoolhouse on fire once, 'cause the kiddies inside were mean to me, and the teachers wouldn't give me candy, and I like candy, so it wasn't really nice to hide it from me, but the fire kinda carmelized the bones, and carmel is a kind of candy, right? Then these people started crying and all, the noise was interrupting my enjoyment of the carmel, so I made them quiet too, which really surprised them, but it made me laugh, 'cause they kept trying to talk, but they couldn't 'cause I took out all their tounges, but they didn't seem to notice, then they were flapping their arms around and looked like a bunch of chickens without feathers, so that gave me an idea, and I summoned hot oil and had it rain on them, 'til they were all sizzling, and it kinda sounded like chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Did you like my holiday music list?
I set a schoolhouse on fire once, 'cause the kiddies inside were mean to me, and the teachers wouldn't give me candy, and I like candy, so it wasn't really nice to hide it from me, but the fire kinda carmelized the bones, and carmel is a kind of candy, right? Then these people started crying and all, the noise was interrupting my enjoyment of the carmel, so I made them quiet too, which really surprised them, but it made me laugh, 'cause they kept trying to talk, but they couldn't 'cause I took out all their tounges, but they didn't seem to notice, then they were flapping their arms around and looked like a bunch of chickens without feathers, so that gave me an idea, and I summoned hot oil and had it rain on them, 'til they were all sizzling, and it kinda sounded like chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Did you like my holiday music list?BADGAH!!! How you been buddy? I haven't seen you in a while.I've been around! Sheesh, it's like I'm invisible or something. :)
Well, I was in a crappy mood yesterday, but I seem to have gotten over it.
How are you doing?
Well I haven't, so I couldn't very well see you now could I? :P
Glad you cheered up, did you try my "Happy Dance"? The one that involves crashing through windows and brandishing chainsaws whilst wreathed in flames?
I'm doing well, nursing cuts from a plate glass window and burns over 90% on my body, but well. ;)
I gotta find a less painful way to celebrate.
I set a schoolhouse on fire. I think it was unoccupied.
I f#+%ing loved it!
We need to go on a roadtrip, shitbag!
And the ones that don't think I'm adorable aren't 'alive' for very long. Mean peoples shouldn't say bad things about Jiminy.As they are quivering in terror. Oh, you're adorable all right. Evil, but adorable.Sounds like you have room for a fourth. I'm very adorable. Just ask anyone alive. ;)boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored....Three screaming kids and one stressed out wife would remove the boredom.... trust me. :S"Bad things about Jimmy"
Ok I said it, what happens now?
*alters timeline surrounding mean drow, to before he had his alteration, giving him a fourth child*
ME!
But I said we had the Factory shut down..... the Supplier is still in business.
That sounds gross doesn't it. :S
Oh, that's even easier to fix, Daddy. Just like Alien
I set a schoolhouse on fire once, 'cause the kiddies inside were mean to me, and the teachers wouldn't give me candy, and I like candy, so it wasn't really nice to hide it from me, but the fire kinda carmelized the bones, and carmel is a kind of candy, right? Then these people started crying and all, the noise was interrupting my enjoyment of the carmel, so I made them quiet too, which really surprised them, but it made me laugh, 'cause they kept trying to talk, but they couldn't 'cause I took out all their tounges, but they didn't seem to notice, then they were flapping their arms around and looked like a bunch of chickens without feathers, so that gave me an idea, and I summoned hot oil and had it rain on them, 'til they were all sizzling, and it kinda sounded like chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Did you like my holiday music list?BADGAH!!! How you been buddy? I haven't seen you in a while.I've been around! Sheesh, it's like I'm invisible or something. :)
Well, I was in a crappy mood yesterday, but I seem to have gotten over it.
How are you doing?
Well I haven't, so I couldn't very well see you now could I? :P
Glad you cheered up, did you try my "Happy Dance"? The one that involves crashing through windows and brandishing chainsaws whilst wreathed in flames?
I'm doing well, nursing cuts from a plate glass window and burns over 90% on my body, but well. ;)
I gotta find a less painful way to celebrate.
I set a schoolhouse on fire. I think it was unoccupied.
I f&!#ing loved it!
We need to go on a roadtrip, s#&*bag!
*hugs cute, widdle dretch*
That's f@+~ing sweet kid.
Let's go find some hookers.
I'm going to bed too. No BttH for me, though. :(
My head is filled with massive gobs of snot, so that's prolly a good thing.
Is it too grandmaish of me to say: hot liquid, rest, take care of yourself.
You're a mensch, you are!
Pinches Mairkurion's cheeks.
I wish Mairkurion were my Bubby.You're a mensch, you are!
Pinches Mairkurion's cheeks.
The first thing we'd do is take care of those feathers! Oy, you're such a mess!
The first thing we'd do is take care of those feathers! Oy, you're such a mess!I wish Mairkurion were my Bubby.You're a mensch, you are!
Pinches Mairkurion's cheeks.
You'll have to get off your tuchas first and schlep your way all the ay up here to do that. Oy Gevalt.
Gornischt!
Yes, yes, I'm all verklempt.
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Yes, yes, I'm all verklempt.The first thing we'd do is take care of those feathers! Oy, you're such a mess!I wish Mairkurion were my Bubby.You're a mensch, you are!
Pinches Mairkurion's cheeks.
You'll have to get off your tuchas first and schlep your way all the ay up here to do that. Oy Gevalt.
Gornischt!
Well, you have to have some Chutzpah to stand up to such an Alter Kocker.
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Jiminy Sunwake, you are good little guy. And everything you do is good, real good. Just like this other sweet little guy, Anthony Fremont
That's f#!@ing sweet kid.
Let's go find some hookers.
We get to use meat hooks on people?! I luv that game!
YAY!
Jiminy Sunwake, you are good little guy. And everything you do is good, real good. Just like this other sweet little guy, Anthony Fremont
He looks like a fun boy! Does he live around here? Can you take me to visit him? When do we leave? Does he have toys, and candy? Should we pack some? I have a new chainsaw we can play with. Will we play that chasing game with the chainsaw? It's lots of fun. The people don't run away until you catch the first one. That's when they act all surprised like. It's funny. Then we can reassemble the parts into something new and funny, and if you get more than one person you can play a version of that game the dretchling taught me, Mr. Po-ta-to Head, but with better parts, and we can make funny looking people, then we can animate them and they can walk funny, like in circles if you put one leg on backwards. When do we leave? This is so exciting i think I piddled myself. Can you change me? Use some of mommy's powder. They tickle, then they get bigger and I turn them loose, but don't tell mommy that, 'cause she doesn't like that they eat up villages, 'cause that's where they grow the veg-eat-ables thats she's always making us eat, and I don't like them, so I'm happy when she can't find any. I like candy.
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Jiminy Sunwake, you are good little guy. And everything you do is good, real good. Just like this other sweet little guy, Anthony Fremont
aww wittle Billy Mummy.
Morning all. What did I miss?
*pops up behind CH*
ME!
Aww, you missed me.
*hugs CH's leg, getting his robes sticky with candy residue*
That's f#!@ing sweet kid.
Let's go find some hookers.
We get to use meat hooks on people?! I luv that game!
YAY!
That f&!@ing works for me.
Check out my post on the Serious Business thread. Maybe it's a solution?
That f@*~ing works for me.
How's this idea?
This is a thread dump. Your thread will be returned to you when cool your jets.
Not before.
Until then, SMURF!
EDIT: Papa Smurf = Manifest Destiny :)
Today a friend pointed out that rescuing a dog and bringing it into our home is kinda like going back to having a toddler in the house.
So true.
EDIT: Animal Rescue for ToP!