Dear Paizo: Golems we need statted up.

[Steven Purcell]

Mikaze wrote:

Adam Daigle wrote:

Beartrap Golem
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Dude, awesome!

You've practically set Chain Chomps loose on players everywhere! :D

Seriously, these would be handy for a villain to toss out during a big fight. Keeps those super mobile types pinned down!

Inspired by the above:

Shield-eating pancake stack golem (aka Like Like)

Giant force hand golem (aka Wall master)

Spiked door-guardian golem (aka Blade Trap)

[Umbriere Lunas]

Loli Golem of Moe

Celestial Penguin Archon Golem of Axiomatic Warmongering

[Treppa]

Doghair golem. I could build an army right now.

[Crimson Jester]

Umbriere Lunas wrote:

Loli Golem of Moe

Celestial Penguin Archon Golem of Axiomatic Warmongering

Curly Golem

Moe Golem
Larry Golem

:P

[the Stick]

Gollum Golem? just sayin'...

[ArchLich]

Time Golem
Hate Golem
Composite Golem
Bone Golem
Poison Golem
Stimulant Golem
Surgery Golem

[ulgulanoth]

lich golem
wraith golem
vampire golem
leech golem

[Larry Lichman]

Fecal Golem.

John McCain.

[Orthos]

Larry Lichman wrote:

John McCain.

Undead, not construct. Sorry. :)

[Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot]

Orthos wrote:

Larry Lichman wrote:

John McCain.

Undead, not construct. Sorry. :)

Yep, he graduated before me... Class of '09 (1709), I believe.

[Evil Genius]

Orthos wrote:

Calzone Golem

You mean, Pathfinderize the one from the adventure Something's Cooking?

To go along with the calzone golem, here's a few more:

Baked potato golem
Hot dog golem
Chow mein golem
Steak golem
Popcorn golem

[Orthos]

Evil Genius wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Calzone Golem

You mean, Pathfinderize the one from the adventure Something's Cooking?

Thank you sir, I have been looking for that forever.

[Xabulba]

Cloud Golem

Toe-nail clipings Golem

Earwax Golem

Popcorn Golem

[ArchLich]

Electron Golem
Antimatter Golem

[Orthos]

ArchLich wrote:

Electron Golem

Electrum Golem

[Shadowborn]

Orthos wrote:

ArchLich wrote:

Electron Golem

Electrum Golem

Elektra Golem (sais not included)

[Orthos]

Shadowborn wrote:

Orthos wrote:

ArchLich wrote:

Electron Golem

Electrum Golem

Elektra Golem (sais not included)

Elekk Golem

I think we've played this one out

[Evil Genius]

Orthos wrote:

Shadowborn wrote:

Orthos wrote:

ArchLich wrote:

Electron Golem

Electrum Golem

Elektra Golem (sais not included)

Elekk Golem

I think we've played this one out

Election Ballot Golem?

[Crimson Jester]

Orthos wrote:

Evil Genius wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Calzone Golem

You mean, Pathfinderize the one from the adventure Something's Cooking?

Thank you sir, I have been looking for that forever.

There is a sequel but I can't remember what it was.

[Umbriere Lunas]

moe is a reference to the tvtropes term (prounounced Mo-Ay) for the use of cuteness to draw fans. moe functions by using childish innocents, or other traits deemed cute to gain endearment. cuteness and drawing endearment are often the primary focus, even above all else. many traits are listed as moe, mych like those that are listed as mary sue traits. if a character tries to hard to be moe and forgets all else. it is called a moe-blob. moe also kills brain cells at the speed of light.

moe has 2 requirements in focus

it must be an attempt at cuteness

said attempt must seek endearment towards the character performing it.

most moe characters are young and female. few males nor adults are able to pull off moe. not all moe is successful nor deliberate. lassie is an animal example of moe (before the term was coined) cute, endearing, drew sympathy from the viewers, turned on a lot of big brother instincts.

[lucky7]

fluffy golem

brain golem

ice cream golem

[Freehold DM]

Enthusiastic Glass Pitcher Golem

[Freehold DM]

Umbriere Lunas wrote:

Voltron Golem made from 5 lions

YES!

Quote:

Wing Zero Golem with Zero System

NO!

[lucky7]

Lemon Golem.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Mikaze wrote:

Beartrap Golem

Chainsaw Golem

Dynamite Golem

What else are we missing?

Beast thread ever.

I think a made from McDonalds food is called for.

[Lord Snow]

(an actual idea) bone golem

banana golem

golem golem

[Haladir]

Stinky cheese golem

lampshade golem

playing cards golem

compost golem

Band-Aid (R) golem

rowboat golem

roller skate golem

piñata golem

[Gandal]

Z-golem made from Mazinger Z,Great Mazinger and Mazinkaiser

Two years dead thread golem

[Kthulhu]

Silly Putty Golem

[Dark_Mistress]

I always thought it represented Lisa's dark arts. Where she takes the bodies of all the best game designers, sews them together ala Frankenstein and create fiendish game designer flesh golems. I mean isn't the whole paizo stuff one of them?