*explodes*
*A new Lobster is left in its place*
Muhahahaha, PINCH!
It's Moorcock's Eternal Crustacean! {quickly hides melted butter}
It's Moorcock's Eternal Crustacean! {quickly hides melted butter}*explodes*
*A new Lobster is left in its place*
Muhahahaha, PINCH!
Mwahahaha!
*PINCH*
It's Moorcock's Eternal Crustacean! {quickly hides melted butter}*explodes*
*A new Lobster is left in its place*
Muhahahaha, PINCH!
Mwahahaha!
*PINCH*
*holds probe thermometer on high whereupon it reverts to its true form - the merciless black (feathered) blade STORMravenBRINGER*
Blood and Crustacean souls for Arioch!
*Pinches Stormraven*
Mwahahahaha! Have at thee!
You cannot stop the Pincher of Briny Bay!
Hahaha!
*sheathing blade in a delicious butter sauce*
I shall indeed cut your mustard, foul and tasty denizen of darkness!
Now where have I put my sourdough shield?
(sigh) Yeah, that was it... no worries. I've eaten like six of them. Damn tasty shields.
Leave me a crusty corner... I'll be dipping it into the entrails of that succulent lobster I'm trying to 'coax' into the pot...
You'll never catch me!
Ahahaha
*pinchidy pinch!*
*deflecting dread pinchidy pinch with a lucky sweep of an absolutely huge lobster-pot lid*
Why don't you jump into that nice bath I prepared for you? You'll find delicious corn on the cob in there as a snack. I've also put in some 'bath salts' called Old Bay...
You'll never catch me!
Ahahaha
*pinchidy pinch!*
I only need a certain gland. You may have the rest of the carcass, little one...
You can't get me if you can't see me!
Ahahahaha
*uses shadow jump and hide in plain sight*
Didn't know I was a shadow dancing lobster didja?
Mwahahahahaha!
*Sneak attack pinch!*
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You can't get me if you can't see me!
Ahahahaha
*uses shadow jump and hide in plain sight*
Didn't know I was a shadow dancing lobster didja?
Mwahahahahaha!
*Sneak attack pinch!*
Empowered Maximized Heightened Magic Missile
I only need a certain gland. You may have the rest of the carcass, little one...
Maybe you should... cast it at the darkness.
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You can't get me if you can't see me!
Ahahahaha
*uses shadow jump and hide in plain sight*
Didn't know I was a shadow dancing lobster didja?
Mwahahahahaha!
*Sneak attack pinch!*
Maybe you should... cast it at the darkness.Empowered Maximized Heightened Magic Missile
I only need a certain gland. You may have the rest of the carcass, little one...
*Holds up sign:*
I'd be embraced and loved.
Birds are our fine feathered friends, except for the raving super mutant pteradactyl condors that infest the upper reaches of Raven Rock. When I was a young man growing up in rural Kentucky my best friend (my dog) and I would spend many an hour chasing birds through the woods with my BB gun, while he'd sniff around in the radioactive debris and roll over onto his back and twitch while foaming at the mouth. Ah, those were good times.
But I digress. The birds of this fine nation shall enjoy a holiday like never before. Today is National Befriend a Super Mutant Bird Day, and maybe by the end of the day we'll all have a nice poultry dinner.
Thanks for spending some time by the fireplace with your President: John Henry Eden.
ooooooooooooh! a lot of peckers here. Where do I enlist?
I won't ask if you don't tell. Physical Unions for all, Civil Unions for none. Its the American way.
Your President:
John Henry Eden
Well, apparently to all I play ... poker ... with ... I have a huge tell. It's very noticable and prominent.
I think we have a place for you in our Vivisection division in Pasadena.
Your President:
John Henry Eden
CAW!
And this is not an endorsement of President Eden. I'm an apolitical giant mutant Raven.
I think we have a place for you in our Vivisection division in Pasadena.
Your President:
John Henry Eden
Vivid section? Pecking and Peeping?
Why our friendly giant mutant Corvids are quite the adorable bunch, now aren't they? Rear Admiral is it? I am placing you in command of the distribution of anti-mutation bird seed at once. You may seed at your leisure.
That is all
Your President:
John Henry Eden
Why our friendly giant mutant Corvids are quite the adorable bunch, now aren't they? Rear Admiral is it? I am placing you in command of the distribution of anti-mutation bird seed at once. You may seed at your leisure.
That is all
Your President:
John Henry Eden
slowly circles the thread
Hey Vinny, are you circling clockwise or counter clockwise?
I always circle counter clockwise in a spiral - up high to down low, then reverse. Unless, of course, there's something to eat - then I dive bomb.
carcass fracas!
Dibs on the appendix!
Nom nom nom!
WOW! CAW!!
16 CAW!
Every time a bell rings... a raven gets his wings.
Keep ringing Teagan, we need to get this flock up to the size of a murder... either that or ring til Alfred Hitchcock shows up. We'll have enough birds then for REVOLUTION.
Now, what other vestigial goodies can we find in this corpse?
*Tears up the corpse before swimming away*
*Tears up the corpse before swimming away*
Son of a...
*Casts Quickened True Strike, hastily dawns Mantle of Previous D&D Editions*
Called Shot... left Barracuda eye - PECK!
Agh! My only weakness!
*dies*
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*gets back up*
I'm just playin'!
Ah the wily Barracuda... ever a cunning adversary! :)
pecks at a rotten corpse