Barracuda's page

Can't tell if car or fish /fry

Like a damn black hole...

All shall be devoured.

Rumor Mill says he knows what the REAL Sound of Music is...

Meanwhile, the Men-in-Black (yes, they exist) have been busy covering up the real cause behind the recent burst of violent behavior from the world's platypus population - genetic engineering by sentient barracudas from the Indian Ocean.

Lies, all lies! We're from the South Pacific!

Mechanical shark bastard stealing jobs from real sharks, real hungery sharks.

Ain't the truth, ain't it the truth!

*swims quietly around the bowl*

Agh! My only weakness!

*dies*
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*gets back up*

I'm just playin'!

*Tears up the corpse before swimming away*