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Urizen wrote:Giant ones?Orthos wrote:No mining, cawing, or blitzing when I'm trying to catch up. I will find you. It will not be pretty. And it will involve lots of genticles.Treppa wrote:A LOT.Studpuffin wrote:FAWTLYon 5? Why didn't anyone else think of that! Clearly, this is a good Babylon 5 reference... or a Waffle House reference. I'm not sure which at this point.FAWTLhouse Five is so much more sophistimikated.
Maybe we should blitz this one into oblivion. Have we even blitzed this thread?
A size queen? Schwing!

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Urizen wrote:You do seem to be. Your posts never ghost. Ghost-proof.Studpuffin wrote:Yes, Blitz at the top of the page!
Edit: Get's all Nekkid!
Edit2: No, really. I'm all Nekkid!
Edit3: WTF? How the hell did I lose the top of the page to a ghost post?
Edit4: Now there are even newer posts! PMG you got some splaining to do!
I am. Unaffected.
I am The Way, The Life, and the Elusive.

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Treppa wrote:A size queen? Schwing!Urizen wrote:Giant ones?Orthos wrote:No mining, cawing, or blitzing when I'm trying to catch up. I will find you. It will not be pretty. And it will involve lots of genticles.Treppa wrote:A LOT.Studpuffin wrote:FAWTLYon 5? Why didn't anyone else think of that! Clearly, this is a good Babylon 5 reference... or a Waffle House reference. I'm not sure which at this point.FAWTLhouse Five is so much more sophistimikated.
Maybe we should blitz this one into oblivion. Have we even blitzed this thread?
*cough*

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Urizen wrote:Tooooooooooooooooooooooo late.Treppa wrote:Maybe my nomination for your man to speak as proxy was in haste.....Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:So Urizen just called me an evil bastard on FB. Does that mean I did something good or bad? I'm just confused now.That's high praise from Urizen.
You need to educate him. School him. With lots of pummeling. And screaming. And 'O faces'.

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Treppa wrote:Yeah, occasionally we have to remind posters to be decent human beings.taig wrote:Treppa wrote:Where was this obnoxiousness taking place?0gre wrote:Apparently it's too difficult to agree to not be offensive to other people. That is Just Really Really annoying.*hugs Ogre for being a righteous dude*
I was incredulous at the turn that thread took, and the casual dismissal of others feelings. The eternal plaint of the crass and vulgar: "You're too sensitive!"
The usual hotspot these days. I linked to the post that started the latest foofaraw.
EDIT: Please note that Mr. Jacobs asked no more word usage posts be made in this thread, so that it can stay on topic.
We all need to be reminded sometimes. Most of us have the grace to realize that we screwed up and move on though.

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Urizen wrote:Treppa wrote:But if I cry and Jeremy feels ashamed, will that at least score me a Tiamat or one of four Orcuses that wasn't violated?Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:So Urizen just called me an evil bastard on FB. Does that mean I did something good or bad? I'm just confused now.That's high praise from Urizen.It's too easy to change Orcuses to Orifaces that it wasn't even worth it...
Instead, I'm gonna go with Urizen scored with Tiamat? DAYUM BOY!
Anyone that sends me a Tiamat on their dime will get a free exclusive pic of me taking it behind the house and attempt to have sex with it.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:Is Urizen psychic? Discuss.Orthos wrote:No mining, cawing, or blitzing when I'm trying to catch up. I will find you. It will not be pretty. And it will involve lots of genticles.Treppa wrote:A LOT.Studpuffin wrote:FAWTLYon 5? Why didn't anyone else think of that! Clearly, this is a good Babylon 5 reference... or a Waffle House reference. I'm not sure which at this point.FAWTLhouse Five is so much more sophistimikated.
Maybe we should blitz this one into oblivion. Have we even blitzed this thread?
I'm like Uri Geller. I'm great with spoons. Especially post-coital. :p

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Urizen's Proxy wrote:Anyone that sends me a Tiamat on their dime will get a free exclusive pic of me taking it behind the house and attempt to have sex with it.Urizen wrote:Treppa wrote:But if I cry and Jeremy feels ashamed, will that at least score me a Tiamat or one of four Orcuses that wasn't violated?Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:So Urizen just called me an evil bastard on FB. Does that mean I did something good or bad? I'm just confused now.That's high praise from Urizen.It's too easy to change Orcuses to Orifaces that it wasn't even worth it...
Instead, I'm gonna go with Urizen scored with Tiamat? DAYUM BOY!
Seriously? Don't tempt me boy!
Edit: I hear she gives 5x the head of other goddesses.

Urizen |

Treppa wrote:No, there's just a level of cyclicality to our discussions. Certain things always keep coming back.Urizen wrote:Is Urizen psychic? Discuss.Orthos wrote:No mining, cawing, or blitzing when I'm trying to catch up. I will find you. It will not be pretty. And it will involve lots of genticles.Treppa wrote:A LOT.Studpuffin wrote:FAWTLYon 5? Why didn't anyone else think of that! Clearly, this is a good Babylon 5 reference... or a Waffle House reference. I'm not sure which at this point.FAWTLhouse Five is so much more sophistimikated.
Maybe we should blitz this one into oblivion. Have we even blitzed this thread?
Nirvana is elusive. So I keep coming back to square one.

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Urizen wrote:I just went down so hard on that particular page...Studpuffin wrote:How come Treppa's ghost post appears ahead of Solnes post that wasn't there? How come I watched her make the ghost post after I posted, yet she still appears above Solnes?
WTF is going on!? It's the twilight zone!
Treppa's above Solnes and you're on the bottom of the pile?
I fail to see your dilemma.
Four pages of hard.

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Orthos wrote:We must remedy this. It is direct conflict with our mission of chaos.Treppa wrote:No, there's just a level of cyclicality to our discussions. Certain things always keep coming back.Urizen wrote:Is Urizen psychic? Discuss.Orthos wrote:No mining, cawing, or blitzing when I'm trying to catch up. I will find you. It will not be pretty. And it will involve lots of genticles.Treppa wrote:A LOT.Studpuffin wrote:FAWTLYon 5? Why didn't anyone else think of that! Clearly, this is a good Babylon 5 reference... or a Waffle House reference. I'm not sure which at this point.FAWTLhouse Five is so much more sophistimikated.
Maybe we should blitz this one into oblivion. Have we even blitzed this thread?
Urizen Ex Machina, Chao Ab Ordo.

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:It's been around 95 degrees here in Ticonderoga, New York. Apparently, the heat makes people do strange things. Case in point: upon walking into the kitchen this afternoon, I was greeted by the sight of my girlfriend stuffing ice cubes into her bra. She gave me a look, as if to say, "What?" and put a few more ice cubes in.I hope there's more to this story. Please tell me there's more to this story. There had better be more to this story.
There was nothing extra mentioned about this story.
I'm severely disappointed.

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Urizen wrote:The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:It's been around 95 degrees here in Ticonderoga, New York. Apparently, the heat makes people do strange things. Case in point: upon walking into the kitchen this afternoon, I was greeted by the sight of my girlfriend stuffing ice cubes into her bra. She gave me a look, as if to say, "What?" and put a few more ice cubes in.I hope there's more to this story. Please tell me there's more to this story. There had better be more to this story.There was nothing extra mentioned about this story.
I'm severely disappointed.
Fan-fic?

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Treppa wrote:Soooooooo want to edit the above... but won't for my life depends on it.lynora wrote:Glad to hear things were resolved. Sucks to go to bed angry.Solnes wrote:Uck. Sorry Lyn. Knowing does help though, even if its not what you wanted, at least now YOU will get some help from schools and Dr.s. I hope things calm down soon. And hopefully the bickering is just a result of stress and sadness about the kidlet. *hugs* for you and yours.Yeah, we resolved the stupid argument at dinner. We were both wound a bit too tight. Obviously it was a stressful day. And thanks for the hugs.
Also thanks to Ogre and Treppa for hugs. It's appreciated.
WWUPD?

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Studpuffin wrote:Urizen's proxy would do it.Treppa wrote:Soooooooo want to edit the above... but won't for my life depends on it.lynora wrote:Glad to hear things were resolved. Sucks to go to bed angry.Solnes wrote:Uck. Sorry Lyn. Knowing does help though, even if its not what you wanted, at least now YOU will get some help from schools and Dr.s. I hope things calm down soon. And hopefully the bickering is just a result of stress and sadness about the kidlet. *hugs* for you and yours.Yeah, we resolved the stupid argument at dinner. We were both wound a bit too tight. Obviously it was a stressful day. And thanks for the hugs.
Also thanks to Ogre and Treppa for hugs. It's appreciated.
WWUPD FTW!

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Treppa wrote:Is that a dare?Studpuffin wrote:Urizen's proxy would do it.Treppa wrote:Soooooooo want to edit the above... but won't for my life depends on it.lynora wrote:Glad to hear things were resolved. Sucks to go to bed angry.Solnes wrote:Uck. Sorry Lyn. Knowing does help though, even if its not what you wanted, at least now YOU will get some help from schools and Dr.s. I hope things calm down soon. And hopefully the bickering is just a result of stress and sadness about the kidlet. *hugs* for you and yours.Yeah, we resolved the stupid argument at dinner. We were both wound a bit too tight. Obviously it was a stressful day. And thanks for the hugs.
Also thanks to Ogre and Treppa for hugs. It's appreciated.
You have to ask?

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Urizen's Proxy wrote:You have to ask?Treppa wrote:Is that a dare?Studpuffin wrote:Urizen's proxy would do it.Treppa wrote:Soooooooo want to edit the above... but won't for my life depends on it.lynora wrote:Glad to hear things were resolved. Sucks to go to bed angry.Solnes wrote:Uck. Sorry Lyn. Knowing does help though, even if its not what you wanted, at least now YOU will get some help from schools and Dr.s. I hope things calm down soon. And hopefully the bickering is just a result of stress and sadness about the kidlet. *hugs* for you and yours.Yeah, we resolved the stupid argument at dinner. We were both wound a bit too tight. Obviously it was a stressful day. And thanks for the hugs.
Also thanks to Ogre and Treppa for hugs. It's appreciated.
Busy, be back later.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Thats like every time I hear someone say "thats so gay" in front of me. I want to smack em. But I grit my teeth and reserve my criticism for people I know.Treppa wrote:taig wrote:Treppa wrote:Where was this obnoxiousness taking place?0gre wrote:Apparently it's too difficult to agree to not be offensive to other people. That is Just Really Really annoying.*hugs Ogre for being a righteous dude*
I was incredulous at the turn that thread took, and the casual dismissal of others feelings. The eternal plaint of the crass and vulgar: "You're too sensitive!"
The usual hotspot these days. I linked to the post that started the latest foofaraw.
EDIT: Please note that Mr. Jacobs asked no more word usage posts be made in this thread, so that it can stay on topic.
Yeah, occasionally we have to remind posters to be decent human beings.
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Now that's full of gayness.

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Urizen wrote:That's why they call him that?!Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Funny.... I just received a package addressed to a Mr Derek Neve.
Weird wonder whats inside
*opens box*
It's an ORCUS. Awesome, time to go to E-Bay.Did you know that Leafy is known as the Methodist Mjolnir? He's very methodical as to how he swings his hammer.
*steps back*
{waiting to see if this one will be plucked too....}

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Urizen's Proxy wrote:Anyone that sends me a Tiamat on their dime will get a free exclusive pic of me taking it behind the house and attempt to have sex with it.Urizen wrote:Treppa wrote:But if I cry and Jeremy feels ashamed, will that at least score me a Tiamat or one of four Orcuses that wasn't violated?Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:So Urizen just called me an evil bastard on FB. Does that mean I did something good or bad? I'm just confused now.That's high praise from Urizen.It's too easy to change Orcuses to Orifaces that it wasn't even worth it...
Instead, I'm gonna go with Urizen scored with Tiamat? DAYUM BOY!
Be careful what you wish for.

Urizen |

Farewell to our great, award-winning classical radio station, KFUO. Studpuffin and I got to hear Dvorjak's "New World Symphony" on the way home tonight, one of the final works they broadcast.
*sniffle*
I blame the Christians.

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Urizen wrote:*pokes Urizen with 10ft stick*Studpuffin wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Funny, there should be a package with the name Mr. Derek Neve on it's way now...taig wrote:Apparently, the guy is a big time lawyer, so I'd be careful messing with him.Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:I bid one more penny than Mr. Derek Neve.Funny.... I just received a package addressed to a Mr Derek Neve.
Weird wonder whats inside
*opens box*
It's an ORCUS. Awesome, time to go to E-Bay.I came home from my extended trip today and pulled out an envelope. When I opened it, there was a powdery substance falling out. I FREAKED OUT AND SCREAMED EIGHT OCTAVES. But instead of assuming (incorrectly) that it was Anthrax, it ended up being glitter. That stuff was flying all over the place. It was an interesting observation seeing how they flicker against the west falling sunlight.
Within less than five minutes, I also seemed to attract 12 teenage girls and 25 cougars.
No one please touch my testes. They're very sensitive right now.
Thanks.
Are you happy to see me?

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Urizen wrote:Apparently not. >:\Treppa wrote:That's just Solnes, Jeremy, and CH. Are you going to make it a quad run?Studpuffin wrote:Sounds good. Have you noticed how many FAWTLies are dining on fowl tonight? :DJyu1ch1 wrote:Moorluck wrote:We're having pot roast, Italian bread, and brocolli cheesy rice fo rdinner tonight. :Dmmmmm pot roast......I'm digging in to chicken fried rice myself.Ooooo, little birdy soooooo hungry.
Chinese food sounds good too.
*makes a shout out to Treppa about Mandarin Garden tonight*
WWUPD? to address this situation and resolve the dilemma?

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Urizen wrote:That was so wrong and yet ..... I could not stop watching.Moorluck wrote:GET TO THE CHOPPA!I fear that the Terminator style killing machines that Germany will develop to help win the war against the zombie hordes will turn against us after the zombie wars. They will not take kindly to our attempts to decomision them.Consider yourselves warned.
Oh, and good night.
Do go to their myspace site. I have both of their CDs. I got Orthos hooked.

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Urizen wrote:*cough*Treppa wrote:A size queen? Schwing!Urizen wrote:Giant ones?Orthos wrote:No mining, cawing, or blitzing when I'm trying to catch up. I will find you. It will not be pretty. And it will involve lots of genticles.Treppa wrote:A LOT.Studpuffin wrote:FAWTLYon 5? Why didn't anyone else think of that! Clearly, this is a good Babylon 5 reference... or a Waffle House reference. I'm not sure which at this point.FAWTLhouse Five is so much more sophistimikated.
Maybe we should blitz this one into oblivion. Have we even blitzed this thread?
Cold hands can do that.

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Urizen wrote:Fan-fic?Urizen wrote:The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:It's been around 95 degrees here in Ticonderoga, New York. Apparently, the heat makes people do strange things. Case in point: upon walking into the kitchen this afternoon, I was greeted by the sight of my girlfriend stuffing ice cubes into her bra. She gave me a look, as if to say, "What?" and put a few more ice cubes in.I hope there's more to this story. Please tell me there's more to this story. There had better be more to this story.There was nothing extra mentioned about this story.
I'm severely disappointed.
I can think of one person I don't want writing it (cues the monkey's critique).

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Studpuffin wrote:+1This is from a WotC book: Oriental adventures.
I'm still going WTF?
A taint in this case is an evil power that slowly corrupts your PC but allows you more power to do things with. Sort of like and Oriental version of the Dark side. Only it can come alive in various forms such as a cloud.
I can however see the cause for confusion.

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Studpuffin wrote:I can think of one person I don't want writing it (cues the monkey's critique).Urizen wrote:Fan-fic?Urizen wrote:The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:It's been around 95 degrees here in Ticonderoga, New York. Apparently, the heat makes people do strange things. Case in point: upon walking into the kitchen this afternoon, I was greeted by the sight of my girlfriend stuffing ice cubes into her bra. She gave me a look, as if to say, "What?" and put a few more ice cubes in.I hope there's more to this story. Please tell me there's more to this story. There had better be more to this story.There was nothing extra mentioned about this story.
I'm severely disappointed.
who me?

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Urizen wrote:Be careful what you wish for.Urizen's Proxy wrote:Anyone that sends me a Tiamat on their dime will get a free exclusive pic of me taking it behind the house and attempt to have sex with it.Urizen wrote:Treppa wrote:But if I cry and Jeremy feels ashamed, will that at least score me a Tiamat or one of four Orcuses that wasn't violated?Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:So Urizen just called me an evil bastard on FB. Does that mean I did something good or bad? I'm just confused now.That's high praise from Urizen.It's too easy to change Orcuses to Orifaces that it wasn't even worth it...
Instead, I'm gonna go with Urizen scored with Tiamat? DAYUM BOY!
Never tell me the odds.

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Urizen wrote:Studpuffin wrote:+1This is from a WotC book: Oriental adventures.
I'm still going WTF?
A taint in this case is an evil power that slowly corrupts your PC but allows you more power to do things with. Sort of like and Oriental version of the Dark side. Only it can come alive in various forms such as a cloud.
I can however see the cause for confusion.
My taint is a corrupting evil power.

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Urizen wrote:who me?Studpuffin wrote:I can think of one person I don't want writing it (cues the monkey's critique).Urizen wrote:Fan-fic?Urizen wrote:The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:It's been around 95 degrees here in Ticonderoga, New York. Apparently, the heat makes people do strange things. Case in point: upon walking into the kitchen this afternoon, I was greeted by the sight of my girlfriend stuffing ice cubes into her bra. She gave me a look, as if to say, "What?" and put a few more ice cubes in.I hope there's more to this story. Please tell me there's more to this story. There had better be more to this story.There was nothing extra mentioned about this story.
I'm severely disappointed.
You've written fan-fic?

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Crimson Jester wrote:You've written fan-fic?Urizen wrote:who me?Studpuffin wrote:I can think of one person I don't want writing it (cues the monkey's critique).Urizen wrote:Fan-fic?Urizen wrote:The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:It's been around 95 degrees here in Ticonderoga, New York. Apparently, the heat makes people do strange things. Case in point: upon walking into the kitchen this afternoon, I was greeted by the sight of my girlfriend stuffing ice cubes into her bra. She gave me a look, as if to say, "What?" and put a few more ice cubes in.I hope there's more to this story. Please tell me there's more to this story. There had better be more to this story.There was nothing extra mentioned about this story.
I'm severely disappointed.
I have written a lot of things. I have a book I wrote in Highschool for my English 4 class. Started out ok but the ending was very poor. My skill was much better when I actually tried to write. I used to make paintings and artwork too.
I am unsure of why I stopped. I mean I was not great but I was not bad either. More practice would have made better ...everything. :/

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Studpuffin wrote:This makes me want toast.I think I am going to be sick.
Not me, I'm feeling a little frisky now. WTF is wrong with me?