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Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
FAWTLYon 5? Why didn't anyone else think of that! Clearly, this is a good Babylon 5 reference... or a Waffle House reference. I'm not sure which at this point.

FAWTLhouse Five is so much more sophistimikated.

Maybe we should blitz this one into oblivion. Have we even blitzed this thread?

A LOT.
No mining, cawing, or blitzing when I'm trying to catch up. I will find you. It will not be pretty. And it will involve lots of genticles.
Giant ones?

A size queen? Schwing!

Liberty's Edge

This is from a WotC book: Oriental adventures.

Cloud of Taint

I'm still going WTF?


Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Yes, Blitz at the top of the page!

Edit: Get's all Nekkid!

Edit2: No, really. I'm all Nekkid!

Edit3: WTF? How the hell did I lose the top of the page to a ghost post?

Edit4: Now there are even newer posts! PMG you got some splaining to do!

I am. Unaffected.

You do seem to be. Your posts never ghost. Ghost-proof.

I am The Way, The Life, and the Elusive.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
FAWTLYon 5? Why didn't anyone else think of that! Clearly, this is a good Babylon 5 reference... or a Waffle House reference. I'm not sure which at this point.

FAWTLhouse Five is so much more sophistimikated.

Maybe we should blitz this one into oblivion. Have we even blitzed this thread?

A LOT.
No mining, cawing, or blitzing when I'm trying to catch up. I will find you. It will not be pretty. And it will involve lots of genticles.
Giant ones?
A size queen? Schwing!

*cough*


Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So Urizen just called me an evil bastard on FB. Does that mean I did something good or bad? I'm just confused now.
That's high praise from Urizen.
Maybe my nomination for your man to speak as proxy was in haste.....
Tooooooooooooooooooooooo late.

You need to educate him. School him. With lots of pummeling. And screaming. And 'O faces'.

Shadow Lodge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Treppa wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
0gre wrote:
Apparently it's too difficult to agree to not be offensive to other people. That is Just Really Really annoying.

*hugs Ogre for being a righteous dude*

I was incredulous at the turn that thread took, and the casual dismissal of others feelings. The eternal plaint of the crass and vulgar: "You're too sensitive!"

Where was this obnoxiousness taking place?

The usual hotspot these days. I linked to the post that started the latest foofaraw.

EDIT: Please note that Mr. Jacobs asked no more word usage posts be made in this thread, so that it can stay on topic.

Yeah, occasionally we have to remind posters to be decent human beings.

We all need to be reminded sometimes. Most of us have the grace to realize that we screwed up and move on though.


G
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Urizen's Proxy wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So Urizen just called me an evil bastard on FB. Does that mean I did something good or bad? I'm just confused now.
That's high praise from Urizen.
But if I cry and Jeremy feels ashamed, will that at least score me a Tiamat or one of four Orcuses that wasn't violated?

It's too easy to change Orcuses to Orifaces that it wasn't even worth it...

Instead, I'm gonna go with Urizen scored with Tiamat? DAYUM BOY!

Anyone that sends me a Tiamat on their dime will get a free exclusive pic of me taking it behind the house and attempt to have sex with it.


Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
FAWTLYon 5? Why didn't anyone else think of that! Clearly, this is a good Babylon 5 reference... or a Waffle House reference. I'm not sure which at this point.

FAWTLhouse Five is so much more sophistimikated.

Maybe we should blitz this one into oblivion. Have we even blitzed this thread?

A LOT.
No mining, cawing, or blitzing when I'm trying to catch up. I will find you. It will not be pretty. And it will involve lots of genticles.
Is Urizen psychic? Discuss.

I'm like Uri Geller. I'm great with spoons. Especially post-coital. :p

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Urizen's Proxy wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So Urizen just called me an evil bastard on FB. Does that mean I did something good or bad? I'm just confused now.
That's high praise from Urizen.
But if I cry and Jeremy feels ashamed, will that at least score me a Tiamat or one of four Orcuses that wasn't violated?

It's too easy to change Orcuses to Orifaces that it wasn't even worth it...

Instead, I'm gonna go with Urizen scored with Tiamat? DAYUM BOY!

Anyone that sends me a Tiamat on their dime will get a free exclusive pic of me taking it behind the house and attempt to have sex with it.

Seriously? Don't tempt me boy!

Edit: I hear she gives 5x the head of other goddesses.


Orthos wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
FAWTLYon 5? Why didn't anyone else think of that! Clearly, this is a good Babylon 5 reference... or a Waffle House reference. I'm not sure which at this point.

FAWTLhouse Five is so much more sophistimikated.

Maybe we should blitz this one into oblivion. Have we even blitzed this thread?

A LOT.
No mining, cawing, or blitzing when I'm trying to catch up. I will find you. It will not be pretty. And it will involve lots of genticles.
Is Urizen psychic? Discuss.
No, there's just a level of cyclicality to our discussions. Certain things always keep coming back.

Nirvana is elusive. So I keep coming back to square one.


Urizen's Proxy wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

How come Treppa's ghost post appears ahead of Solnes post that wasn't there? How come I watched her make the ghost post after I posted, yet she still appears above Solnes?

WTF is going on!? It's the twilight zone!

Treppa's above Solnes and you're on the bottom of the pile?

I fail to see your dilemma.

I just went down so hard on that particular page...

Four pages of hard.


Treppa wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
FAWTLYon 5? Why didn't anyone else think of that! Clearly, this is a good Babylon 5 reference... or a Waffle House reference. I'm not sure which at this point.

FAWTLhouse Five is so much more sophistimikated.

Maybe we should blitz this one into oblivion. Have we even blitzed this thread?

A LOT.
No mining, cawing, or blitzing when I'm trying to catch up. I will find you. It will not be pretty. And it will involve lots of genticles.
Is Urizen psychic? Discuss.
No, there's just a level of cyclicality to our discussions. Certain things always keep coming back.
We must remedy this. It is direct conflict with our mission of chaos.

Urizen Ex Machina, Chao Ab Ordo.


Urizen wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
It's been around 95 degrees here in Ticonderoga, New York. Apparently, the heat makes people do strange things. Case in point: upon walking into the kitchen this afternoon, I was greeted by the sight of my girlfriend stuffing ice cubes into her bra. She gave me a look, as if to say, "What?" and put a few more ice cubes in.
I hope there's more to this story. Please tell me there's more to this story. There had better be more to this story.

There was nothing extra mentioned about this story.

I'm severely disappointed.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
It's been around 95 degrees here in Ticonderoga, New York. Apparently, the heat makes people do strange things. Case in point: upon walking into the kitchen this afternoon, I was greeted by the sight of my girlfriend stuffing ice cubes into her bra. She gave me a look, as if to say, "What?" and put a few more ice cubes in.
I hope there's more to this story. Please tell me there's more to this story. There had better be more to this story.

There was nothing extra mentioned about this story.

I'm severely disappointed.

Fan-fic?


Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Uck. Sorry Lyn. Knowing does help though, even if its not what you wanted, at least now YOU will get some help from schools and Dr.s. I hope things calm down soon. And hopefully the bickering is just a result of stress and sadness about the kidlet. *hugs* for you and yours.

Yeah, we resolved the stupid argument at dinner. We were both wound a bit too tight. Obviously it was a stressful day. And thanks for the hugs.

Also thanks to Ogre and Treppa for hugs. It's appreciated.

Glad to hear things were resolved. Sucks to go to bed angry.
Soooooooo want to edit the above... but won't for my life depends on it.

WWUPD?


Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Uck. Sorry Lyn. Knowing does help though, even if its not what you wanted, at least now YOU will get some help from schools and Dr.s. I hope things calm down soon. And hopefully the bickering is just a result of stress and sadness about the kidlet. *hugs* for you and yours.

Yeah, we resolved the stupid argument at dinner. We were both wound a bit too tight. Obviously it was a stressful day. And thanks for the hugs.

Also thanks to Ogre and Treppa for hugs. It's appreciated.

Glad to hear things were resolved. Sucks to go to bed angry.
Soooooooo want to edit the above... but won't for my life depends on it.
Urizen's proxy would do it.

WWUPD FTW!


Urizen's Proxy wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Uck. Sorry Lyn. Knowing does help though, even if its not what you wanted, at least now YOU will get some help from schools and Dr.s. I hope things calm down soon. And hopefully the bickering is just a result of stress and sadness about the kidlet. *hugs* for you and yours.

Yeah, we resolved the stupid argument at dinner. We were both wound a bit too tight. Obviously it was a stressful day. And thanks for the hugs.

Also thanks to Ogre and Treppa for hugs. It's appreciated.

Glad to hear things were resolved. Sucks to go to bed angry.
Soooooooo want to edit the above... but won't for my life depends on it.
Urizen's proxy would do it.
Is that a dare?

You have to ask?

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Urizen's Proxy wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Uck. Sorry Lyn. Knowing does help though, even if its not what you wanted, at least now YOU will get some help from schools and Dr.s. I hope things calm down soon. And hopefully the bickering is just a result of stress and sadness about the kidlet. *hugs* for you and yours.

Yeah, we resolved the stupid argument at dinner. We were both wound a bit too tight. Obviously it was a stressful day. And thanks for the hugs.

Also thanks to Ogre and Treppa for hugs. It's appreciated.

Glad to hear things were resolved. Sucks to go to bed angry.
Soooooooo want to edit the above... but won't for my life depends on it.
Urizen's proxy would do it.
Is that a dare?
You have to ask?

Busy, be back later.


Studpuffin wrote:

Sexually Dimorphic Clowns

Best Band Name Ever!

Sorry, I'm still stuck with Pummeling Amy Lee's Uterus or Five Finger Donkey Punch. Both sounds violently br00tal.


Treppa wrote:

gp to see Urizen's post.

wah-wah-wahhhhhh.

EDIT: Another interception?

I am still not experiencing this dilemma.

I have achieved ... FAWTLY apotheosis. I am Beyond.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Treppa wrote:
taig wrote:
Treppa wrote:
0gre wrote:
Apparently it's too difficult to agree to not be offensive to other people. That is Just Really Really annoying.

*hugs Ogre for being a righteous dude*

I was incredulous at the turn that thread took, and the casual dismissal of others feelings. The eternal plaint of the crass and vulgar: "You're too sensitive!"

Where was this obnoxiousness taking place?

The usual hotspot these days. I linked to the post that started the latest foofaraw.

EDIT: Please note that Mr. Jacobs asked no more word usage posts be made in this thread, so that it can stay on topic.

Yeah, occasionally we have to remind posters to be decent human beings.

____________________________________________________________________
Thats like every time I hear someone say "thats so gay" in front of me. I want to smack em. But I grit my teeth and reserve my criticism for people I know.

Now that's full of gayness.


Treppa wrote:

Urizen is no longer ghost-proof.

And Studpuffin is playing "Get Low" for me--- woot!

Perhaps not for you folks, but no one is ghosting for me.

And SP ... is trying to send ... you ... a hint. He wants to get slow and low and let himself go because that's the tempo.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Funny.... I just received a package addressed to a Mr Derek Neve.

Weird wonder whats inside
*opens box*
It's an ORCUS. Awesome, time to go to E-Bay.

Did you know that Leafy is known as the Methodist Mjolnir? He's very methodical as to how he swings his hammer.

*steps back*

That's why they call him that?!

{waiting to see if this one will be plucked too....}

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Urizen's Proxy wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So Urizen just called me an evil bastard on FB. Does that mean I did something good or bad? I'm just confused now.
That's high praise from Urizen.
But if I cry and Jeremy feels ashamed, will that at least score me a Tiamat or one of four Orcuses that wasn't violated?

It's too easy to change Orcuses to Orifaces that it wasn't even worth it...

Instead, I'm gonna go with Urizen scored with Tiamat? DAYUM BOY!

Anyone that sends me a Tiamat on their dime will get a free exclusive pic of me taking it behind the house and attempt to have sex with it.

Be careful what you wish for.


Treppa wrote:

Farewell to our great, award-winning classical radio station, KFUO. Studpuffin and I got to hear Dvorjak's "New World Symphony" on the way home tonight, one of the final works they broadcast.

*sniffle*

I blame the Christians.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Funny.... I just received a package addressed to a Mr Derek Neve.

Weird wonder whats inside
*opens box*
It's an ORCUS. Awesome, time to go to E-Bay.
I bid one more penny than Mr. Derek Neve.
Apparently, the guy is a big time lawyer, so I'd be careful messing with him.
Funny, there should be a package with the name Mr. Derek Neve on it's way now...

I came home from my extended trip today and pulled out an envelope. When I opened it, there was a powdery substance falling out. I FREAKED OUT AND SCREAMED EIGHT OCTAVES. But instead of assuming (incorrectly) that it was Anthrax, it ended up being glitter. That stuff was flying all over the place. It was an interesting observation seeing how they flicker against the west falling sunlight.

Within less than five minutes, I also seemed to attract 12 teenage girls and 25 cougars.

No one please touch my testes. They're very sensitive right now.

Thanks.

*pokes Urizen with 10ft stick*

Are you happy to see me?


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
We're having pot roast, Italian bread, and brocolli cheesy rice fo rdinner tonight. :D
mmmmm pot roast......I'm digging in to chicken fried rice myself.

Ooooo, little birdy soooooo hungry.

Chinese food sounds good too.

*makes a shout out to Treppa about Mandarin Garden tonight*

Sounds good. Have you noticed how many FAWTLies are dining on fowl tonight? :D
That's just Solnes, Jeremy, and CH. Are you going to make it a quad run?
Apparently not. >:\

WWUPD? to address this situation and resolve the dilemma?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

I fear that the Terminator style killing machines that Germany will develop to help win the war against the zombie hordes will turn against us after the zombie wars. They will not take kindly to our attempts to decomision them.Consider yourselves warned.

Oh, and good night.

GET TO THE CHOPPA!
That was so wrong and yet ..... I could not stop watching.

Do go to their myspace site. I have both of their CDs. I got Orthos hooked.


Studpuffin wrote:

Hey, I offered it up! I tried.

Plus Ambrosia and I talked about it on FB quite a bit actually, for some reason. I don't even know why now.

When you're conversing with Amby, it's actually me. She's an extension of my will.


Treppa wrote:
Ach, he's catching up.

I'm twenty one minutes behind current from this post I'm replying.


Studpuffin wrote:

This is from a WotC book: Oriental adventures.

Cloud of Taint

I'm still going WTF?

+1


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
FAWTLYon 5? Why didn't anyone else think of that! Clearly, this is a good Babylon 5 reference... or a Waffle House reference. I'm not sure which at this point.

FAWTLhouse Five is so much more sophistimikated.

Maybe we should blitz this one into oblivion. Have we even blitzed this thread?

A LOT.
No mining, cawing, or blitzing when I'm trying to catch up. I will find you. It will not be pretty. And it will involve lots of genticles.
Giant ones?
A size queen? Schwing!
*cough*

Cold hands can do that.


Studpuffin wrote:

Seriously? Don't tempt me boy!

Edit: I hear she gives 5x the head of other goddesses.

Now that's the best compliment you can bestow upon your better half.

Soooooo .... near St Louis, right?

No reason.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
It's been around 95 degrees here in Ticonderoga, New York. Apparently, the heat makes people do strange things. Case in point: upon walking into the kitchen this afternoon, I was greeted by the sight of my girlfriend stuffing ice cubes into her bra. She gave me a look, as if to say, "What?" and put a few more ice cubes in.
I hope there's more to this story. Please tell me there's more to this story. There had better be more to this story.

There was nothing extra mentioned about this story.

I'm severely disappointed.

Fan-fic?

I can think of one person I don't want writing it (cues the monkey's critique).

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

This is from a WotC book: Oriental adventures.

Cloud of Taint

I'm still going WTF?

+1

A taint in this case is an evil power that slowly corrupts your PC but allows you more power to do things with. Sort of like and Oriental version of the Dark side. Only it can come alive in various forms such as a cloud.

I can however see the cause for confusion.


Studpuffin wrote:
Busy, be back later.

Excellent my young padawan learner.

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
It's been around 95 degrees here in Ticonderoga, New York. Apparently, the heat makes people do strange things. Case in point: upon walking into the kitchen this afternoon, I was greeted by the sight of my girlfriend stuffing ice cubes into her bra. She gave me a look, as if to say, "What?" and put a few more ice cubes in.
I hope there's more to this story. Please tell me there's more to this story. There had better be more to this story.

There was nothing extra mentioned about this story.

I'm severely disappointed.

Fan-fic?
I can think of one person I don't want writing it (cues the monkey's critique).

who me?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Urizen's Proxy wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So Urizen just called me an evil bastard on FB. Does that mean I did something good or bad? I'm just confused now.
That's high praise from Urizen.
But if I cry and Jeremy feels ashamed, will that at least score me a Tiamat or one of four Orcuses that wasn't violated?

It's too easy to change Orcuses to Orifaces that it wasn't even worth it...

Instead, I'm gonna go with Urizen scored with Tiamat? DAYUM BOY!

Anyone that sends me a Tiamat on their dime will get a free exclusive pic of me taking it behind the house and attempt to have sex with it.
Be careful what you wish for.

Never tell me the odds.

The Exchange

I so long for post tag tonight but it is late and I must sleep perchance to knock myself out until the morrow.

'Night all

oh' and you might check out the new piece of pie.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

This is from a WotC book: Oriental adventures.

Cloud of Taint

I'm still going WTF?

+1

A taint in this case is an evil power that slowly corrupts your PC but allows you more power to do things with. Sort of like and Oriental version of the Dark side. Only it can come alive in various forms such as a cloud.

I can however see the cause for confusion.

My taint is a corrupting evil power.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
It's been around 95 degrees here in Ticonderoga, New York. Apparently, the heat makes people do strange things. Case in point: upon walking into the kitchen this afternoon, I was greeted by the sight of my girlfriend stuffing ice cubes into her bra. She gave me a look, as if to say, "What?" and put a few more ice cubes in.
I hope there's more to this story. Please tell me there's more to this story. There had better be more to this story.

There was nothing extra mentioned about this story.

I'm severely disappointed.

Fan-fic?
I can think of one person I don't want writing it (cues the monkey's critique).
who me?

You've written fan-fic?


Crimson Jester wrote:

I so long for post tag tonight but it is late and I must sleep perchance to knock myself out until the morrow.

'Night all

oh' and you might check out the new piece of pie.

Where pie? You haz pie? I want pie.


Done. Fini. Urizen. Over.

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
It's been around 95 degrees here in Ticonderoga, New York. Apparently, the heat makes people do strange things. Case in point: upon walking into the kitchen this afternoon, I was greeted by the sight of my girlfriend stuffing ice cubes into her bra. She gave me a look, as if to say, "What?" and put a few more ice cubes in.
I hope there's more to this story. Please tell me there's more to this story. There had better be more to this story.

There was nothing extra mentioned about this story.

I'm severely disappointed.

Fan-fic?
I can think of one person I don't want writing it (cues the monkey's critique).
who me?
You've written fan-fic?

I have written a lot of things. I have a book I wrote in Highschool for my English 4 class. Started out ok but the ending was very poor. My skill was much better when I actually tried to write. I used to make paintings and artwork too.

I am unsure of why I stopped. I mean I was not great but I was not bad either. More practice would have made better ...everything. :/

Liberty's Edge

This makes me want toast.

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
This makes me want toast.

I think I am going to be sick.

The Exchange

Why am I still up................I am going to go to bed now.

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
This makes me want toast.
I think I am going to be sick.

Not me, I'm feeling a little frisky now. WTF is wrong with me?

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