I believe green is the official color of this thread.
SOUND OFF!
Lieutenant Taig all present and accounted for, sir!
(My pants are green)
*The first grunt arrives*
Ready for action, sir.
I refuse to be camp entertainment, I want equal rights!!! ;)
I'll be camp entertainment if she's too goody for it...How's it going Boys? ;)
*The first grunt arrives*
Ready for action, sir.
Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.
Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?
*The first grunt arrives*
Ready for action, sir.
Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.
Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?
Like my green pants...
Like my green pants...*The first grunt arrives*
Ready for action, sir.
Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.
Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?
o.0
Lord, there's one in every unit.
AT MOTHER F!#@ING EASE, YOU SORRY SACKS OF S~!+!!! YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR RABBITY ASSED MINDS!!! WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH ARE YOU SORRY ASSED HIPPIES DOING IN MY BARRACKS!?!
YOU!!! THOMPSON TWIN!!! WHAT THE F$~* EVEN ARE YOU!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT A SKUNK F%%#ING YOUR SKULL? DROP!!!
Like my green pants...*The first grunt arrives*
Ready for action, sir.
Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.
Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?
"Bring me my brown pants!!"
DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!! THE ONLY BROWN ON YOUR DAMN PANTS IS GONNA THE S*!! IN YOUR NUTHUGGERS WHEN I'M DONE SMOKING YOUR SORRY ASS LIKE A CHEAP CIGAR!!!
AT MOTHER f~#*ING EASE, YOU SORRY SACKS OF s%&~!!! YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR RABBITY ASSED MINDS!!! WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH ARE YOU SORRY ASSED HIPPIES DOING IN MY BARRACKS!?!
YOU MUST ALL BE HERE ON THE CLINTON PLAN!!! YOU!!! FLOCK-O-SEAGULLS!!! WHAT THE f~#* EVEN ARE YOU!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT A SKUNK f~#*ING YOUR SKULL? DROP!!!
Sergeant, Sir? You forgot to tell us what comes from Texas. And, just in case you were wondering, I have no horns.
Sir, with all due respect, it's "Drill Sargent Vulfunberger." I'm not a Sir. I'm a Sargent.
Spoiler for NCO's and Enlisted only:
I think he might just be 8up like a soup sammich.
Do as you wish, Drill Sargent.
Make it so, Numbah One!
Snöôplatin!
Snöôplatin!
*rifle report*
action taken against enemy...
request new assignment...
dóõd!
Sargent, is that your bird?
I WANNA KNOW WAH. WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH. WAH THE F~!+ DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHOOT MY RAINBOWTAILED GOOBERGOBBLERS ON MY MILITARY BASE, SOLDIER!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T SHOOT NOTHING WILD ON A MILITARY BASE?!?! THE EPA IS GONNA HAVE OUR ASS IN A SLING!!!
DROP AND GIVE ME 20!
Heheheh! When do we get to kill? Heheheheh!
That's 400 demerits for you!
<Scribbles 400 on a pad of paper>
I GOT YOUR NEW ASSIGNMENT RIGHT HERE!!! BEAT YOUR FACE IN THE SAND UNTIL IT'S FLAT AS YOUR GRANDMA'S SECOND POINT OF CONTACT!!!
Like my green pants...*The first grunt arrives*
Ready for action, sir.
Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.
Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?
"Bring me my brown pants!!"
Like my green pants...*The first grunt arrives*
Ready for action, sir.
Sharp-looking uniform, soldier.
Ladies, you'll have equal rights. But how about some sexy green uniforms?
"Bring me my brown pants!!"
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, PRIVATE JOKER! NOW DROP!!!
Leftenant Taig,
Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.
Hmph. I am truly glad I decided to join the navy.
Leftenant Taig,
Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.
Sir, yes sir!
Leftenant Taig,
Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.
Leftenant Taig,
Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.
Are them eggs good eating, Sargent?
Okay... Let's hear a report. How goes the war?
Field Marshall, how are our recruits? Are they of good stock ... and posture? Rigidly firm posture...
I know I'm at attention!
I know I'm at attention!
We've noticed. Take a cold shower or something.
Yes, a very, very cold shower. With lots of soap and lather...
Are them eggs good eating, Sargent?Leftenant Taig,
Don't you think you could be bothered to put on a complete uniform? And try to keep the fowl out of the drill areas.
Well, gentlemen, our soldiers seem in good order, Sargent Vülfünbürger is whipping them into shape, and there seem to be some crack shots among them. Need more enlisted men, of course. Some dem fine ladies were here earlier, but apparently went off to get fitted for uniforms. Unfortunately, we seem to have inherited a special leftenant...must be somebody's son or nephew. We're still working on him.
Great idea! I'll go lather the privates.
Great idea! I'll go lather the privates.
Hey that's like that video I...
Ahem. Carry on, soldier.
Where are those privates? I must inspect them...
OKAY, PRIVATES!!! I'M GOING TO GO PAY A VISIT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR MOTHERS! WHEN I GET BACK I WANT THIS BARRACKS SPOTLESS!!! IF NOT, I'M GONNA SMOKE YOUR SORRY SACK OF S+%# ASSES UNTIL YOUR DEAD F&~*ING LIPS CURSE MY NAME IN THE GRAVE REPEATEDLY UNTIL JUDGMENT DAY!!!
Just a quick question, has DADT been repealed yet? Just asking...
Just a quick question, has DADT been repealed yet? Just asking...
I don't think you are allowed to ask me that question.
OKAY, PRIVATES!!! I'M GOING TO GO PAY A VISIT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR MOTHERS! WHEN I GET BACK I WANT THIS BARRACKS SPOTLESS!!! IF NOT, I'M GONNA SMOKE YOUR SORRY SACK OF s&&! ASSES UNTIL YOUR DEAD f~%%ING LIPS CURSE MY NAME IN THE GRAVE REPEATEDLY UNTIL JUDGMENT DAY!!!
Wait... Commissioned officers don't have to listen to your b!&@+%*~, right?
I like your style, Colonel. So firm...
I don't think you are allowed to ask me that question.Just a quick question, has DADT been repealed yet? Just asking...
You're not going to put me under "house arrest" again, are you sir?