Coincidentally, my old man is the court liasion officer for Macy's. Don't steal from 'em. Or I'll ask that he tases you, bro.Great, I'm going to be red, white, and bruised.
You know what this means?
We won't be able to take advantage of the great Macy's Day sale?
NO! I'M NOT STALKING YOU!!!
(That wasn't too defensive, was it?)
You've forced me, man. You forced me to..
Enter the maelstrom, biatches!
The maelstrom is my neighborhood, b&#@&!
You've forced me, man. You forced me to..
Enter the maelstrom, biatches!
~cobra/superman punches into a shoulder tackle on urizen~ This is what I'm talking about \m/
<singing off key and moshing counter-clockwise>
Here's a new dance craze that's sweeping the nation
It's called the toxic waltz and it's causing devastation
You're jumping up and down like a psycho circus clown
Slamming with waltzers all the way around
You get caught up in the whip
You're thrown into a flip
You aim for someone's head
To stain the floor red
Give someone a kick
To prove you're truly sick
Bounce back from some blows
And blood runs out your nose
Flailing round and round
And you're injury bound
Waltz it up!
The pit is it!
You can take your chance
On this rough new dance
If you dare!
To dive in!
There are some that try
But they won't survive
They don't hit!
'Cause they're wimps!
And this exercise
Helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!
Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz
And slam your partner against the wall
Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz
Good friendly violent fun in store for all
Get up off your ass and toxic waltz
If you hit the floor you can always crawl!
Used to do the monkey, but now it's not cool
The twist and mash potato are no exception to the rule
So don't be a dunce and dance like a runt
Just throw your elbows with good friendly violent fun
Don't start to cry
If you get a black eye
Just dive back in
And give another try
But too much action
May leave you in traction
So you better get insurance
No matter your endurance!
Flailing round and round
And you're injury bound
Waltz it up!
The pit is it!
You can take your chance
On this rough new dance
If you dare!
To dive in!
There are some that try
But they won't survive
They don't hit!
'Cause they're wimps!
And this exercise
Helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!
Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz
And slam your partner against the wall
Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz
Good friendly violent fun in store for all
Get up off your ass and toxic waltz
If you hit the floor you can always crawl!
Get up on your feet
Don't look so obsolete
And thrash like an athlete!
Don't sit there on your ass
Don't look like you've got too much class
You'll be harassed!
You know we guarantee
This is the key
So rage or get the third degree!
You begin frontal assaults
And start your somersaults
And do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
</singing off key and moshing counter-clockwise>
Cool, Urizen. You didn't take any of my monster voting suggestions. :)
Cool, Urizen. You didn't take any of my monster voting suggestions. :)
I decided to go with what I would readily use in a campaign if I ever get around to making use of all the stuff I've purchased in my life time. Is it bad that I've never DM'ed? Ever?
I hope you washed your hands before eating that pizza.~Wanders by eating a slice of pizza~
Oooh, A tussle!
~Kicks Urizen in the slats, stomps on his foot, then kness him in the nose.~
Ok, lunch time!
~Wanders back out of thread.~
It could be worse than touching raw chicken. Full of choke!
<slips on pizza>
DAMMIT!
<gets up and moshes>
Cool, Urizen. You didn't take any of my monster voting suggestions. :)I decided to go with what I would readily use in a campaign if I ever get around to making use of all the stuff I've purchased in my life time. Is it bad that I've never DM'ed? Ever?
I think you'd be a fun DM.
*cough*PbP*cough*
My crunch and math isn't up to snuff, actually. But I'd make an expert fluffer.
What? What did I say? o.O
It's been fun guys but off to class I go
~sings I'll owe, I'll owe, cause it's off to class I go~
<donkey punches Woodraven on the way out>
staggers back an falls on Urizen
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He demanded that Solnes new store give a return for a defective toy. and proceeded to demand instant gratification. I don't know about you but this is instantly pleasing to me, how about you?<Hits Urizen with broken table leg>
Take that!
Why are we beating up Urizen?
I find it remarkably calming.;)
Great....just great.... YOU. FELL. ON. THE. DEFECTIVE. TOY. I. WAS. TRYING. TO. RETURN!
<beans Woodraven in head with defective item. Again. And again.>
YEEEHAAAW!
And I don't even play video games.
Or draw clown portraits.
<pummels Woodraven in the back of the head>
Your muay thai is full of fail.
<takes Woodraven to the curb, puts his upper jaw on the curb, and then stomps him>
Thank you, Edward Norton.
<puts a KICK ME! sign on Taig's back>
See ya later, Taig ole buddy ole pal o' mine.
~due high amounts of beans and broccoli consumed recently a high volume sound leaves woodraven's body(and it's not from the mouth) due to the beating by urizen and his toy~
You'd get along great with my bulldog. He's SBD incarnate.
Great, I'm going to be red, white, and bruised.
You know what this means?
I see you met my security team. ;)
You have a FB acct? You have me insanely curious.It has explicit nudity and depictions of sexual situations. I doubt Ms. Stevens would give me a pass on that, neither would my job.I'd post a link to a HILARIOUS webcomic that is revelant to this, but that would against the terms of service at this site.Why? People post links all the time.
Actually, I am a neo-luddite and not on facebook or twitter. I will e-mail you a link to the laugh later on today though.
You guys need less sugar and red meat in your diets.....Wayyyyyyy too aggressive.
Too much testosteroe in this here thread.
yet another bookmark post
trying desperately not to fall too far behind. :)
Too much testosteroe in this here thread.
Did someone call me?
How you doin'?
schmoozes the ladies whilst the silly lads tussle
Wondering what all to do today.....
Actually, I am a neo-luddite and not on facebook or twitter. I will e-mail you a link to the laugh later on today though.
I was too until last month.
You could always spoiler it, then redact it after a few minutes. Not the link, but at least the name so it can be found easily. <shrug>
You guys need less sugar and red meat in your diets.....Wayyyyyyy too aggressive.
Uh ... as a result, I actually have very little sugar and red meat in my diet. Next theory, please. :P
Too much testosteroe in this here thread.
Don't you like your men with testosterone?
Wondering what all to do today.....
Don't you have a house guest? What in the world are you doing ... besides persuading Lyn to just hand me over the Tiamat? ;)
Wondering what all to do today.....Don't you have a house guest? What in the world are you doing ... besides persuading Lyn to just hand me over the Tiamat? ;)
LMAO we are watching Empire records and she has her laptop and I have mine. I was trying to think of something to take her and do....but I freaking had a mind blank as what there is to do here.
...is that a bad sign when you're wanting to be host near the end of May? :P
Put the kids to bed and break out the sapphic toys. Hubby won't complain.
LMAO we are watching Empire records and she has her laptop and I have mine. I was trying to think of something to take her and do....but I freaking had a mind blank as what there is to do here.Wondering what all to do today.....Don't you have a house guest? What in the world are you doing ... besides persuading Lyn to just hand me over the Tiamat? ;)
Can you guess the part that turned my bday party into a howling fracas of Men Vs. Women? I'm sure it's coming up.
Can you guess the part that turned my bday party into a howling fracas of Men Vs. Women? I'm sure it's coming up.LMAO we are watching Empire records and she has her laptop and I have mine. I was trying to think of something to take her and do....but I freaking had a mind blank as what there is to do here.Wondering what all to do today.....Don't you have a house guest? What in the world are you doing ... besides persuading Lyn to just hand me over the Tiamat? ;)
Not really no. Everyone i know agrees this movie is awesome!
LMAO we are watching Empire records and she has her laptop and I have mine. I was trying to think of something to take her and do....but I freaking had a mind blank as what there is to do here.Wondering what all to do today.....Don't you have a house guest? What in the world are you doing ... besides persuading Lyn to just hand me over the Tiamat? ;)
Have her clean the house while you go to the spa?
Or, make her work your shift. It'll keep her from snuggling your hubby. ;)
...is that a bad sign when you're wanting to be host near the end of May? :P
Put the kids to bed and break out the sapphic toys. Hubby won't complain.
Uhm....heh...yeah.... I am thinking that the kids may complain. I wish it were summer, than there is a ton of stuff to do. And naw...in May there will be plenty of stuff open and available to do.
Not really no. Everyone i know agrees this movie is awesome!Can you guess the part that turned my bday party into a howling fracas of Men Vs. Women? I'm sure it's coming up.LMAO we are watching Empire records and she has her laptop and I have mine. I was trying to think of something to take her and do....but I freaking had a mind blank as what there is to do here.Wondering what all to do today.....Don't you have a house guest? What in the world are you doing ... besides persuading Lyn to just hand me over the Tiamat? ;)
Hm. Maybe I have the wrong movie...
LMAO we are watching Empire records and she has her laptop and I have mine. I was trying to think of something to take her and do....but I freaking had a mind blank as what there is to do here.Wondering what all to do today.....Don't you have a house guest? What in the world are you doing ... besides persuading Lyn to just hand me over the Tiamat? ;)Have her clean the house while you go to the spa?
Or, make her work your shift. It'll keep her from snuggling your hubby. ;)
Not really concerned over that. I trust em both.....thanks. ;)
Not really no. Everyone i know agrees this movie is awesome!Can you guess the part that turned my bday party into a howling fracas of Men Vs. Women? I'm sure it's coming up.LMAO we are watching Empire records and she has her laptop and I have mine. I was trying to think of something to take her and do....but I freaking had a mind blank as what there is to do here.Wondering what all to do today.....Don't you have a house guest? What in the world are you doing ... besides persuading Lyn to just hand me over the Tiamat? ;)Hm. Maybe I have the wrong movie...
** spoiler omitted **
Nope same movie, but to be honest It doesn't bother me. teenage girls are like that. They will follow around an ass and then turn away from the good guy, its how we are wired together. Takes us a while to figure things out. :)