O'O
Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species
Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futileTHEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.
GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.
Here come the meenlocks.
*Runs*
Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species
Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futileTHEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.
GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.Here come the meenlocks.
*Runs*
THERE IS NO ESCAPE. YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US. RESISTANCE WILL ONLY CAUSE PAIN.
END YOUR SUFFERING. SURRENDER TO THE MANY.
Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species
Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futileTHEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.
GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.Here come the meenlocks.
*Runs*THERE IS NO ESCAPE. YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US. RESISTANCE WILL ONLY CAUSE PAIN.
END YOUR SUFFERING. SURRENDER TO THE MANY.
No, no. It's: 'What you are, we once were. What we are now, you shall become.' It's way more scary.
No, no. It's: 'What you are, we once were. What we are now, you shall become.' It's way more scary.Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species
Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futileTHEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.
GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.Here come the meenlocks.
*Runs*THERE IS NO ESCAPE. YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US. RESISTANCE WILL ONLY CAUSE PAIN.
END YOUR SUFFERING. SURRENDER TO THE MANY.
YOUR SUGGESTION WILL BE ARCHIVED FOR LATER EVALUATION AND USED IF IT MEETS OUR STANDARDS.
YOU WILL OF COURSE RECEIVE CREDIT. HERE IS A COUPON FOR ONE (1) FREE ASSIMILATION. ENJOY.
I've always wanted to be assimilated.
Species 127,You may go Here and assume your new designation
No, no. It's: 'What you are, we once were. What we are now, you shall become.' It's way more scary.Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species
Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futileTHEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.
GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.Here come the meenlocks.
*Runs*THERE IS NO ESCAPE. YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US. RESISTANCE WILL ONLY CAUSE PAIN.
END YOUR SUFFERING. SURRENDER TO THE MANY.
YOUR SUGGESTION WILL BE ARCHIVED FOR LATER EVALUATION AND USED IF IT MEETS OUR STANDARDS.
YOU WILL OF COURSE RECEIVE CREDIT. HERE IS A COUPON FOR ONE (1) FREE ASSIMILATION. ENJOY.
How about one free scroll of silence? Just, you know, for a friend.
Species 912 has been assimilated
It's biological, technological and magical distinctiveness has been added to our own
Resistance was futile
How about one free scroll of silence? Just, you know, for a friend.No, no. It's: 'What you are, we once were. What we are now, you shall become.' It's way more scary.Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species
Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futileTHEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.
GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.Here come the meenlocks.
*Runs*THERE IS NO ESCAPE. YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US. RESISTANCE WILL ONLY CAUSE PAIN.
END YOUR SUFFERING. SURRENDER TO THE MANY.
YOUR SUGGESTION WILL BE ARCHIVED FOR LATER EVALUATION AND USED IF IT MEETS OUR STANDARDS.
YOU WILL OF COURSE RECEIVE CREDIT. HERE IS A COUPON FOR ONE (1) FREE ASSIMILATION. ENJOY.
You have friends?
You have friends?
He now has many.
Species 912 is now part of the collectiveResistance was futile
Speeds into thread in hovercraft.
WARNING! WARNING!
Do NOT get in that limo!!!
I've always wanted to be assimilated.
WE ARE ALWAYS HIRING.
Not only that
We never let go
Ever
We have you for life and beyond
Not only that
We never let go
Ever
We have you for life and beyond
Didn't an android and a top-heavy blonde escape your clutches? Didn't little ol' Janeway spank your butts with a single Intrepid-class starship? HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
The collective is unaware of any androids or a janeway
Species 327 is close and serves the collective
You designation is Species 1396
The collective is unaware of any androids or a janeway
Species 327 is close and serves the collectiveYou designation is Species 1396
Selective amnesia, huh? Perhaps you've repressed the horrible memories of your humiliating defeat?
The collective was created here. We know nothing of events that happened to an unassimilated species before the creation of the collective
The collective was created here. We know nothing of events that happened to an unassimilated species before the creation of the collective
Apparently you're more resistant to my Chaotic ramblings than I thought. Oh well, your collective would have made a fine addition to Chaos.
Chaos is only Order you lack the perfection to understand
They're not robots, they're cyborgs.
They're not robots, they're cyborgs.
Then maybe we should rename the thread "Terminators!".
Not only that
We never let go
Ever
We have you for life and beyond
So what you really mean is...
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
They're not robots, they're cyborgs.Then maybe we should rename the thread "Terminators!".
Well they're not that kind of Cyborg, my weird doppelganger. And we already have a Borg thread.
Hey! I am neither a Borg nor a Zombie!
Not only that
We never let go
Ever
We have you for life and beyond
So what you really mean is...
** spoiler omitted **
Awesome.
I can rest easy in knowing that my assimilation has resulted in a 1337-speaking drone. *Departs*
Not only that
We never let go
Ever
We have you for life and beyond
So what you really mean is...
** spoiler omitted **
GENIUS.
Sure thing Mr. Dei. Where to?* leaps into limo while zombies and borg are arguing semantics *
"Driver, get me the hell out of here ..."
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
Dr Dei has ignored my warning! I shall pursue the limo to try to keep him from coming to harm at the teeth of his zombie driver.
Speeds off in hot pursuit.
*slips into the back of the limo*
Is there any champagne in this joint?
ACTIVATING LIMOUSINE TRACKING DEVICE.
DOWNLOADING COORDINATES TO OPERATIVE CODENAME ROBBY.
TRANSMISSION COMPLETE. LOCK ONLINE. TRACK ONLINE.
"Nearest church of Pharasma, please."Sure thing Mr. Dei. Where to?* leaps into limo while zombies and borg are arguing semantics *
"Driver, get me the hell out of here ..."
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Chaos is only Order you lack the perfection to understand
Oh, you poor thing. I'll send Confuse-a-Cat by later to give you some bundt cake.
Not only that
We never let go
Ever
We have you for life and beyond
So what you really mean is...
** spoiler omitted **
AUGH! Lawful Evil! Lawful Evil!
Good and evil are feeble concepts of a feeble mind
Good and evil are feeble concepts of a feeble mind
You've obviously never been Rick-rolled and had bourbon & Coke come out your nose.
Good and evil are feeble concepts of a feeble mind
41i9~^^3~7 15 F41L!!!!11111!!!!!1!!
Good and evil are feeble concepts of a feeble mindYou've obviously never been Rick-rolled and had bourbon & Coke come out your nose.
Correct.
The collective does possess the memory and collective experiences of Species 327 howeverFrom there we have access to "worse" things
Good and evil are feeble concepts of a feeble mindYou've obviously never been Rick-rolled and had bourbon & Coke come out your nose.
Glad to oblige.
Could I eat your brain?
Good and evil are feeble concepts of a feeble mindYou've obviously never been Rick-rolled and had bourbon & Coke come out your nose.Glad to oblige.
Could I eat your brain?
It's still AWOL. All I have upstairs is sawdust, Folger's Crystals, and lesbian porn.
Cant we all just be friends?!...
...no?
...ah well...i tried
Yeah that never works.