And whut kin ah do ta' make ya shiver sexy bones.Would you have relations with Sandra Bernhartd?Wow, you even know how to make the undead shiver with fright.
Back off old woman! I seed him furst, don't make me make ya' squeal like a piggy.
Ghost Post!!!
RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32
|
So, I know David has his Bestiary now, but I have to say, he lives in the wrong place. I was just at Borders and they have two copies on the shelf. I didn't pick one up because I haven't DM'd since 2nd edition, but they were there and they look pretty.
Yeah I was in my FLGS yesterday and they still have one left as well.
I keep telling you all: You need to move down here...
Oh well...
Tinkerbell Uno is calling me. Have fun.
Wait, is that a nickname, a bizarre euphemism, or a card game licensed by Disney?
Phone call with my dad was not bad. The thing he needed to talk to me about was that my great aunt died, which while sad is not a great tragedy given that she was in her late nineties. So I'm going to see him at the funeral on Sunday and we can talk in person. He did not once give me a hard time about anything. I feel a lot better now.
Wait, is that a nickname, a bizarre euphemism, or a card game licensed by Disney?Oh well...
Tinkerbell Uno is calling me. Have fun.
It's a card game. :)
<Mon Mothma voice>Many Pigs died to bring us this dinner...</Mon Mothma Voice> ;)SQUEEEE!
Well hey there bacon britches. Whut you doin' tonight?
Moorluck, sorry I missed you on FB. I didn't close it when my dad called and then I was packing. Hopefully I can either call or chat or something tomorrow.
Oh and here I thought that was ya'lls pet name for it. ;)It's a card game. :)Wait, is that a nickname, a bizarre euphemism, or a card game licensed by Disney?Oh well...
Tinkerbell Uno is calling me. Have fun.
LOL. Now that is hilarious. :D
LOL. Now that is hilarious. :DOh and here I thought that was ya'lls pet name for it. ;)It's a card game. :)Wait, is that a nickname, a bizarre euphemism, or a card game licensed by Disney?Oh well...
Tinkerbell Uno is calling me. Have fun.
Soon as I gets dun wit' this here piggy, howz 'bout I come o'er there an we kin play sum ooo NO of our own sweet cheeks?
Soon as I gets dun wit' this here piggy, howz 'bout I come o'er there an we kin play sum ooo NO of our own sweet cheeks?LOL. Now that is hilarious. :DOh and here I thought that was ya'lls pet name for it. ;)It's a card game. :)Wait, is that a nickname, a bizarre euphemism, or a card game licensed by Disney?Oh well...
Tinkerbell Uno is calling me. Have fun.
Are you any good? ;)
Are you any good? ;)Soon as I gets dun wit' this here piggy, howz 'bout I come o'er there an we kin play sum ooo NO of our own sweet cheeks?LOL. Now that is hilarious. :DOh and here I thought that was ya'lls pet name for it. ;)It's a card game. :)Wait, is that a nickname, a bizarre euphemism, or a card game licensed by Disney?Oh well...
Tinkerbell Uno is calling me. Have fun.
Back in college the other guys called me T-Rex, you wanna guess why?
But am I good? Hell no! I'm reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaal bad though. ;)
Back in college the other guys called me T-Rex, you wanna guess why?
You have abnormally-small arms?
You have abnormally-small arms?
Back in college the other guys called me T-Rex, you wanna guess why?
You pokin' fun at mah arms? C'mere and let me see that thur purty mouth o' yers.
F!!$! If it isn't f+%@ing Dildo Teabaggins! You owe me $3.50 c#@!@@*!*@!
You pokin' fun at mah arms? C'mere and let me see that thur purty mouth o' yers.You have abnormally-small arms?
Back in college the other guys called me T-Rex, you wanna guess why?
How are you going to do that? After all, how are you going to reach it? *Canned Laughter*
Where'd I put that alias?...
f*&@! If it isn't f*&@ing Dildo Teabaggins! You owe me $3.50 c%%&!ucker!
Tell yuh whut, hows bout I lets ya handle mah "coin purse" fer a bit an' calls it evuhn.
Tell yuh whut, hows bout I lets ya handle mah "coin purse" fer a bit an' calls it evuhn.f*&@! If it isn't f*&@ing Dildo Teabaggins! You owe me $3.50 c%%&!ucker!
I'm going f$+*ing kick you in the coin purse, s+&*eater!
Shanky! Heh-heh-heh.
Carrots for you.
You pokin' fun at mah arms? C'mere and let me see that thur purty mouth o' yers.You have abnormally-small arms?
Back in college the other guys called me T-Rex, you wanna guess why?How are you going to do that? After all, how are you going to reach it? *Canned Laughter*
Where'd I put that alias?...
Bow, I's 'bout to make you eat them wurds... ahn bah wurds Ah means mah <censored>. You sure is purdy.
Tell yuh whut, hows bout I lets ya handle mah "coin purse" fer a bit an' calls it evuhn.f*&@! If it isn't f*&@ing Dildo Teabaggins! You owe me $3.50 c%%&!ucker!
I'm going f#&&ing kick you in the coin purse, s#&~eater!
Weell a'right then licorice lips! I culd do a lil' ferplay afore we gets to the T-Rexin'.
Nope, not this again.
<Kicks Shanky into the cellar>
"Hey, what the f%!&, badger".
<Padlocks the door>
Shanky! Heh-heh-heh.
Carrots for you.
I likes tarrots!!!
Carrots are alright, but the best stabbing is done with celery.
Bow, I's 'bout to make you eat them wurds... ahn bah wurds Ah means mah <censored>. You sure is purdy.
Ah, here it is. *Puts on mask*
Well, uh, you know how this situation's like prison, right? I'M GETTING THE HELL AWAY FROM IT!" *Runs away and promptly defenestrates himself*
Nope, not this again.
<Kicks Shanky into the cellar>
"Hey, what the f#*~, badger".
<Padlocks the door>
Hey you seed mah date? He'u about yay high, an' had lotsa sharp teef, I ain'ts picky ya see.
Carrots are alright, but the best stabbing is done with celery.
I likes celree too! It makes me happy!
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
|
Hey you seed mah date? He'u about yay high, an' had lotsa sharp teef, I ain'ts picky ya see.Nope, not this again.
<Kicks Shanky into the cellar>
"Hey, what the f#*~, badger".
<Padlocks the door>
I think he's visiting the slaads right now.
"No I'm not f!*%ingcocksuckera@%%%%$ badger"
I likes celree too! It makes me happy!Carrots are alright, but the best stabbing is done with celery.
I've never heard anyone say that before.
<Stabs KaeYotik repeatedly with celery>
Whee!!!
Mine!
*squish*
Mine now!
*squish*
I likes celree too! It makes me happy!Carrots are alright, but the best stabbing is done with celery.
I've never heard anyone say that before.
<Stabs KaeYotik repeatedly with celery>
Whee!!!
*bites celery as it is thrust at him*
Ewe got any peenut budder? An' some Rayzans two?
Mine now!
*squish*
Meow? puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
So I now have a restraining order that says I can't get within 50 yards of my feminine side. That ungrateful wench!
lol. Well, it was bound to happen at some point. :)
Meow? puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.Mine now!
*squish*
<Flops around>
*squish*
I likes celree too! It makes me happy!Carrots are alright, but the best stabbing is done with celery.
I've never heard anyone say that before.
<Stabs KaeYotik repeatedly with celery>
Whee!!!
*bites celery as it is thrust at him*
Ewe got any peenut budder? An' some Rayzans two?
<Bashes KaeYotik with an adamantine hammer>
Die! Die! Diiiiiiiie!
Did someone call for me?
So I now have a restraining order that says I can't get within 50 yards of my feminine side. That ungrateful wench!lol. Well, it was bound to happen at some point. :)And DSS took custody of my inner child too. :(
Now who am I supposed to torment?
Do what I do...terrorize the kids in the neighborhood.
So I now have a restraining order that says I can't get within 50 yards of my feminine side. That ungrateful wench!lol. Well, it was bound to happen at some point. :)And DSS took custody of my inner child too. :(
Now who am I supposed to torment?
Do what I do...terrorize the kids in the neighborhood.
Surely somewhere among all those personalities is someone you can torment. Or you can just take taig's suggestion and creep out the neighbors. :)