
Son of FaWTL |

Joan Conner wrote:John is a pansy sweety. You get me instead, I am th leader of the resistance against the FaWTL, and it's evil girly Son.Omg! It's evil girly? Awesome!
I am not girly! I am not! Not! Not! Not!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!! I thought I saw a goblin!

lynora |

lynora wrote:Mmmm, I can see you have all the makings of a good..... soldier. I can't wait to run you through the paces during "Basic Training". ;)Joan Conner wrote:Yes, ma'am! ^.^lynora wrote:John is a pansy sweety. You get me instead, I am th leader of the resistance against the FaWTL, and it's evil girly Son. Come with me if you want to experience things you never knew exsisted! ;)David Fryer wrote:Uh-oh. Somebody call John Connor ;)lynora wrote:Hey, where'd my post go?Your post was deleted by the Paizo messageboard server. Just one more sure sign it is on it's way to becomeing sentient.
I am very...eager to get started ;)

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Celestial Healer wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not gonna take the hate bait.What have you been reading this time?He might have been talking about my Jersey comment.
I can joke, but the reality is, one of the places we've talked about moving is central Jersey. Princeton and Rutgers both offer the program I want for grad school, and my partner is become an Italian teacher, which are in high demand in New Jersey.

Miserable Old Bitty |

taig wrote:Sorry to tell you this sir. But Jersey was destroyed in The War.... everything gone, nobody mourned.Celestial Healer wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not gonna take the hate bait.What have you been reading this time?He might have been talking about my Jersey comment.
You're still a hussie, though.

lynora |

Joan Conner wrote:You're still a hussie, though.taig wrote:Sorry to tell you this sir. But Jersey was destroyed in The War.... everything gone, nobody mourned.Celestial Healer wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not gonna take the hate bait.What have you been reading this time?He might have been talking about my Jersey comment.
Don't you talk to her like that!

Ambrosia Slaad |

taig wrote:I can joke, but the reality is, one of the places we've talked about moving is central Jersey. Princeton and Rutgers both offer the program I want for grad school, and my partner is become an Italian teacher, which are in high demand in New Jersey.Celestial Healer wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not gonna take the hate bait.What have you been reading this time?He might have been talking about my Jersey comment.
I've heard (and seen on TV) that lots of Jersey is pretty nice. There are parts that are kinda awful or rundown, but lots of it seems to live up to the Garden State moniker.
Maybe the anti-Jersey propaganda was created to keep New Yorkers from moving in? :)

Hannibal Lecter |

lynora wrote:I am very...eager to get started ;)
Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.
*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*
I can't wait to hear the sound of your voice, Joan Conner.

Joan Conner |

Joan Conner wrote:You're still a hussie, though.taig wrote:Sorry to tell you this sir. But Jersey was destroyed in The War.... everything gone, nobody mourned.Celestial Healer wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not gonna take the hate bait.What have you been reading this time?He might have been talking about my Jersey comment.
Yeah and you still smell like formaldihyde and Pall Malls so whats your point beeyatch?

lynora |

lynora wrote:I am very...eager to get started ;)
Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.
*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*
Yes, sir!
*quickly gets changed into the new uniform*

Miserable Old Bitty |

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Don't you talk to her like that!Joan Conner wrote:You're still a hussie, though.taig wrote:Sorry to tell you this sir. But Jersey was destroyed in The War.... everything gone, nobody mourned.Celestial Healer wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not gonna take the hate bait.What have you been reading this time?He might have been talking about my Jersey comment.
Listen, missie, I'm 94 years old. When you're 94 years old, you can talk to people however you want. I've been a crotchety old hag since before you were born!

Mairkurion {tm} |

taig wrote:I can joke, but the reality is, one of the places we've talked about moving is central Jersey. Princeton and Rutgers both offer the program I want for grad school, and my partner is become an Italian teacher, which are in high demand in New Jersey.Celestial Healer wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not gonna take the hate bait.What have you been reading this time?He might have been talking about my Jersey comment.
Well, the internet is being contrary, so it took me a while to see these. Yeah, it was the Jersey comments. As you guys probably tire of hearing me say, except for the high cost of rent, I really liked central Jersey, both Princeton and Rutgers. Nice little town and lots of countryside, orchards, farms, vineyards. Just avoid the turnpike, and such places as Newark, as much as possible. And you can take day trips to Philly or Manhattan or the shore.
Good point, Ambrosia. I have no problem with NYers, but they have a terrible attitude when it comes to Jersey. Plus, the concentration of population is already high enough.

Joan Conner |

Joan Conner wrote:I can't wait to hear the sound of your voice, Joan Conner.lynora wrote:I am very...eager to get started ;)
Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.
*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*
Buzz off you old wrinkled man eater.But you can eat a Phase four plasma grenade if you want.

Miserable Old Bitty |

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:Yeah and you still smell like formaldihyde and Pall Malls so whats your point beeyatch?Joan Conner wrote:You're still a hussie, though.taig wrote:Sorry to tell you this sir. But Jersey was destroyed in The War.... everything gone, nobody mourned.Celestial Healer wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not gonna take the hate bait.What have you been reading this time?He might have been talking about my Jersey comment.
That's how I'm so well-preserved.

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy |

Listen, missie, I'm 94 years old. When you're 94 years old, you can talk to people however you want. I've been a crotchety old hag since before you were born!
Yeah, and your cookies are the bestest, old lady. Even with the weird hint of bitter almond. {obliviously continues eating "special" cookies for annoying Halloween children}

Hannibal Lecter |

Hannibal Lecter wrote:Buzz off you old wrinkled man eater.But you can eat a Phase four plasma grenade if you want.Joan Conner wrote:I can't wait to hear the sound of your voice, Joan Conner.lynora wrote:I am very...eager to get started ;)
Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.
*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*
With fava beans?

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Celestial Healer wrote:taig wrote:I can joke, but the reality is, one of the places we've talked about moving is central Jersey. Princeton and Rutgers both offer the program I want for grad school, and my partner is become an Italian teacher, which are in high demand in New Jersey.Celestial Healer wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not gonna take the hate bait.What have you been reading this time?He might have been talking about my Jersey comment.
Well, the internet is being contrary, so it took me a while to see these. Yeah, it was the Jersey comments. As you guys probably tire of hearing me say, except for the high cost of rent, I really liked central Jersey, both Princeton and Rutgers. Nice little town and lots of countryside, orchards, farms, vineyards. Just avoid the turnpike, and such places as Newark, as much as possible. And you can take day trips to Philly or Manhattan or the shore.
Good point, Ambrosia. I have no problem with NYers, but they have a terrible attitude when it comes to Jersey. Plus, the concentration of population is already high enough.
I have heard some really good things about Jersey, and met some real nice folks, but like New York, the people from the city of the same name have been less than polite, but that is only my experiences.

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Celestial Healer wrote:taig wrote:I can joke, but the reality is, one of the places we've talked about moving is central Jersey. Princeton and Rutgers both offer the program I want for grad school, and my partner is become an Italian teacher, which are in high demand in New Jersey.Celestial Healer wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not gonna take the hate bait.What have you been reading this time?He might have been talking about my Jersey comment.
Well, the internet is being contrary, so it took me a while to see these. Yeah, it was the Jersey comments. As you guys probably tire of hearing me say, except for the high cost of rent, I really liked central Jersey, both Princeton and Rutgers. Nice little town and lots of countryside, orchards, farms, vineyards. Just avoid the turnpike, and such places as Newark, as much as possible. And you can take day trips to Philly or Manhattan or the shore.
Good point, Ambrosia. I have no problem with NYers, but they have a terrible attitude when it comes to Jersey. Plus, the concentration of population is already high enough.
I think the reputation comes from New Yorkers. For the most part, the New Jersey they see is Newark and the surrounding area. It doesn't create the best impression.
I've heard nice things about most of the state as well.
And don't forget, I'm from upstate New York, which is a hole by any standard.

Joan Conner |

Joan Conner wrote:lynora wrote:I am very...eager to get started ;)
Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.
*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*
Yes, sir!
*quickly gets changed into the new uniform*
*Watches the new recruit change*
Mmmmmm, maybe I should have made the uniform just the boots. ;)

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:taig wrote:I can joke, but the reality is, one of the places we've talked about moving is central Jersey. Princeton and Rutgers both offer the program I want for grad school, and my partner is become an Italian teacher, which are in high demand in New Jersey.Celestial Healer wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I'm not gonna take the hate bait.What have you been reading this time?He might have been talking about my Jersey comment.
Well, the internet is being contrary, so it took me a while to see these. Yeah, it was the Jersey comments. As you guys probably tire of hearing me say, except for the high cost of rent, I really liked central Jersey, both Princeton and Rutgers. Nice little town and lots of countryside, orchards, farms, vineyards. Just avoid the turnpike, and such places as Newark, as much as possible. And you can take day trips to Philly or Manhattan or the shore.
Good point, Ambrosia. I have no problem with NYers, but they have a terrible attitude when it comes to Jersey. Plus, the concentration of population is already high enough.
I think the reputation comes from New Yorkers. For the most part, the New Jersey they see is Newark and the surrounding area. It doesn't create the best impression.
I've heard nice things about most of the state as well.
And don't forget, I'm from upstate New York, which is a hole by any standard.
I spent several weeks at Fort Dix. It is really pretty around that part of the state. Hiking fifty miles a day, I saw a lot of it.

Miserable Old Bitty |

lynora wrote:Joan Conner wrote:lynora wrote:I am very...eager to get started ;)
Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.
*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*
Yes, sir!
*quickly gets changed into the new uniform*
*Watches the new recruit change*
Mmmmmm, maybe I should have made the uniform just the boots. ;)
See! You are a floosie!

Joan Conner |

Listen, missie, I'm 94 years old. When you're 94 years old, you can talk to people however you want. I've been a crotchety old hag since before you were born!
If you want to see 95 hag, you will address me and not the recruit. At your age you serve no useful purpose to the resistance so I have no problem taking you out.

Joan Conner |

Joan Conner wrote:See! You are a floosie!lynora wrote:Joan Conner wrote:lynora wrote:I am very...eager to get started ;)
Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.
*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*
Yes, sir!
*quickly gets changed into the new uniform*
*Watches the new recruit change*
Mmmmmm, maybe I should have made the uniform just the boots. ;)
Definition of a floosie, a woman who runs around with a bunch of men. Trust me you senile old bat, I wouldn't fit that bill.

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Joan Conner wrote:See! You are a floosie!lynora wrote:Joan Conner wrote:lynora wrote:I am very...eager to get started ;)
Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.
*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*
Yes, sir!
*quickly gets changed into the new uniform*
*Watches the new recruit change*
Mmmmmm, maybe I should have made the uniform just the boots. ;)
Yeah, but she's a lesbian floosie!

lynora |

lynora wrote:Joan Conner wrote:lynora wrote:I am very...eager to get started ;)
Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.
*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*
Yes, sir!
*quickly gets changed into the new uniform*
*Watches the new recruit change*
Mmmmmm, maybe I should have made the uniform just the boots. ;)
All set, sir! What now?

Mairkurion {tm} |

Sorry, M. I'm being statially insensitive.
My only experience with New Jersey was when my family was going on vacation to Maine, and as we drove up I-95 in the morning, the sun shined through a rainbow-like fog. It was kinda eerie.
There's nothing to be sorry about! I just have a soft spot for Jersey...probably not many Texans will tell you that.

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You think upstate NY is a hole? I'm trying to remember what all I've seen...Albany, Cooperstown, and that campground where you can dig for gems. It looked like mountains and woods to me...loved Cooperstown.
Rochester is probably one of the better cities, although it does have mile upon mile of abandoned industrial sites.
Try driving through Utica, or even Buffalo for that matter. And check some of the small towns in the Northeastern part of the state, or along the southwestern border with Pennsylvania. Houstonderek and Shiney will attest to those small towns being frickin scary.

Joan Conner |

Joan Conner wrote:All set, sir! What now?lynora wrote:Joan Conner wrote:lynora wrote:I am very...eager to get started ;)
Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.
*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*
Yes, sir!
*quickly gets changed into the new uniform*
*Watches the new recruit change*
Mmmmmm, maybe I should have made the uniform just the boots. ;)
Well first we put my hand here.... then I kiss your neck like so.... then my other hand goes under here...... following me so far recruit?

Ambrosia Slaad |

I think the reputation comes from New Yorkers. For the most part, the New Jersey they see is Newark and the surrounding area. It doesn't create the best impression.
I've heard nice things about most of the state as well.
And don't forget, I'm from upstate New York, which is a hole by any standard.
And Jersey has recently passed a lot of really progressive legislation that makes a lot of peoples' lives a lot easier.
grumble grumble f*ck*ng Florida grumble

lynora |

lynora wrote:Well first we put my hand here.... then I kiss your neck like so.... then my other hand goes under here...... following me so far recruit?Joan Conner wrote:All set, sir! What now?lynora wrote:Joan Conner wrote:lynora wrote:I am very...eager to get started ;)
Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.
*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*
Yes, sir!
*quickly gets changed into the new uniform*
*Watches the new recruit change*
Mmmmmm, maybe I should have made the uniform just the boots. ;)
Mmmmmmm. Mmmmm-hmmmmmm.