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Ah, crap. It's coming towards me.

Come with me if you want to live!

I've come from the future to show you my boobs.

Come with me if you want to really live.

Wow, it's like somebody invited me to this thread. I'm an unrepentant wet blanket, though.

~Kicks Wet Blanket in the soggy bottom, and flings him into the dryer.~

Get outta here ya loser! :P

Holeee Crap. Where the frak is John Connor!!

~Appears in a blinding flash of energy, kneeling nude in a smoking crater.~

I'm here. I'm just like John but even better.... I have a better butt, and an awesome rack. Live with me if you want to... uhm... come with me if you want to live, I always get that mixed up. :P

From the pile on the floor:

Love lifts you up like ye are fools.

Ouch.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT!!!!

*Unloads a clip from her Phase Four Plasma Rifle*

Stay down, freak. ;)

CourtFool wrote:

flash_xxxx wrote:

I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong?

Humps flash_xxxx's leg.

smokes a cigarette

Thanks poodle.

I regret to inform you but Solnes does not allow poodle on pod person relations in her house of pleasure..... from now on you two are gonna have to switch places, 'K.

Don't Feed the Trolls!

** spoiler omitted **

But I like feeding them....

Joan Conner wrote:

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Joan Conner wrote:

NASCAR Jack wrote:

The terminators are going after NASCAR first!

Damn! It seems no matter how many women I sex up, those damned machines just keep pressing. Could it be I need a different approach to fighting a war?

Yeah, why don't you try not being a whore!

A whore would denote my getting paid, you scraggly old stank a**, foul mouthed, 94 year old virgin. Why don't you snack on some of those tootsie rolls you laced with rat poison while you wait for the Grim Reaper to show and take your cherry.

You're a filthy little skank.

I like it.

Let me go get the Crisco and we can start getting kinky.

You want to do something real kinky?

Joan Conner wrote:

NASCAR Jack wrote:

The terminators are going after NASCAR first!

Damn! It seems no matter how many women I sex up, those damned machines just keep pressing. Could it be I need a different approach to fighting a war?

Yeah, why don't you try not being a whore!

A whore would denote my getting paid, you scraggly old stank a**, foul mouthed, 94 year old virgin. Why don't you snack on some of those tootsie rolls you laced with rat poison while you wait for the Grim Reaper to show and take your cherry.

The terminators are going after NASCAR first!

Damn! It seems no matter how many women I sex up, those damned machines just keep pressing. Could it be I need a different approach to fighting a war?

Happy Frakkin Halloween.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled post

*untangles herself from her newest lover and stands up glistening with sweat*

Mmmmmm... that was nice, private. ;)

*Takes object from the blankets*

This is my Boomstick sweety. ;)

Joan Conner wrote:

Jahaira wrote:

Joan Conner wrote:

Jahaira wrote:

Joan Conner wrote:

Jahaira wrote:

So this is where the extra personlaities come out to play? ;)

And are you here to enlist as well? ;)

And what am I supposed to be enlisting in?

*Lifts skirt, and points*

In this. ;)

Yes, ma'am! ;)

Ma'am? Hmmmmm... I'll have you calling me Sir before I'm done with you private.

Make me ;)

Make you? Mmmmmmm.... I love a challenge. Lets see what I can do.

*Closes in and slides hands up...*

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Joan Conner wrote:

Jahaira wrote:

Joan Conner wrote:

Jahaira wrote:

So this is where the extra personlaities come out to play? ;)

And are you here to enlist as well? ;)

And what am I supposed to be enlisting in?

*Lifts skirt, and points*

In this. ;)

Yes, ma'am! ;)

Ma'am? Hmmmmm... I'll have you calling me Sir before I'm done with you private.

Joan Conner wrote:

Jahaira wrote:

So this is where the extra personlaities come out to play? ;)

And are you here to enlist as well? ;)

And what am I supposed to be enlisting in?

*Lifts skirt, and points*

In this. ;)

Moorluck wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Solnes wrote:

I WANNA GO TO PAIZO CON 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!

** spoiler omitted **

ummm... is this a Rhetorical Question? ;)

No but since I'm gonna be there this offer is either for women or Solnes is gonna need alot of booze.

Does that mean I can volunteer? ;)

Volunteer? We are at WAR!! Everyone is in this together... well at least all the ladies anyway. ;)

So this is where the extra personlaities come out to play? ;)

And are you here to enlist as well? ;)

Joan Conner wrote:

We now return you to your regularly scheduled post.

*Rises wiping sweat from her body before helping the recruit stand on shakey knees*

So I think you'll do just fine, you got off to a great start and next time I can show "deep incursion" techniques. ;)

Yes, sir! I look forward to it, sir!

Good girl! I knew you were right for this team! :)

Joan Conner wrote:

We now return you to your regularly scheduled post.

*Rises wiping sweat from her body before helping the recruit stand on shakey knees*

So I think you'll do just fine, you got off to a great start and next time I can show "deep incursion" techniques. ;)

Hey, babes, how 'bout you try summa that on me?

Sure! Just as soon as you suck on the business end of a Class 6 Auto Plasma Rifle.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled post.

*Rises wiping sweat from her body before helping the recruit stand on shakey knees*

So I think you'll do just fine, you got off to a great start and next time I can show "deep incursion" techniques. ;)

Joan Conner wrote:

lynora wrote:

Joan Conner wrote:

lynora wrote:

Joan Conner wrote:

lynora wrote:

I am very...eager to get started ;)

Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.

*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*

Yes, sir!

*quickly gets changed into the new uniform*

*Watches the new recruit change*

Mmmmmm, maybe I should have made the uniform just the boots. ;)

All set, sir! What now?

Well first we put my hand here.... then I kiss your neck like so.... then my other hand goes under here...... following me so far recruit?

Mmmmmmm. Mmmmm-hmmmmmm.

Then we just slide these things to the side.....and I kiss right..

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Celestial Healer wrote:

Good night all.

Good night, Angel.

I'm gonna turn in too. G'night everyone.

Good night love, maybe tomorrow you can start boot. ;)

Joan Conner wrote:

lynora wrote:

Joan Conner wrote:

lynora wrote:

I am very...eager to get started ;)

Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.

*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*

Yes, sir!

*quickly gets changed into the new uniform*

*Watches the new recruit change*

Mmmmmm, maybe I should have made the uniform just the boots. ;)

All set, sir! What now?

Well first we put my hand here.... then I kiss your neck like so.... then my other hand goes under here...... following me so far recruit?

Joan Conner wrote:

lynora wrote:

Joan Conner wrote:

lynora wrote:

I am very...eager to get started ;)

Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.

*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*

Yes, sir!

*quickly gets changed into the new uniform*

*Watches the new recruit change*

Mmmmmm, maybe I should have made the uniform just the boots. ;)

See! You are a floosie!

Definition of a floosie, a woman who runs around with a bunch of men. Trust me you senile old bat, I wouldn't fit that bill.

Listen, missie, I'm 94 years old. When you're 94 years old, you can talk to people however you want. I've been a crotchety old hag since before you were born!

If you want to see 95 hag, you will address me and not the recruit. At your age you serve no useful purpose to the resistance so I have no problem taking you out.

Joan Conner wrote:

lynora wrote:

I am very...eager to get started ;)

Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.

*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*

Yes, sir!

*quickly gets changed into the new uniform*

*Watches the new recruit change*

Mmmmmm, maybe I should have made the uniform just the boots. ;)

Joan Conner wrote:

lynora wrote:

I am very...eager to get started ;)

Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.

*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*

I can't wait to hear the sound of your voice, Joan Conner.

Buzz off you old wrinkled man eater.But you can eat a Phase four plasma grenade if you want.

Joan Conner wrote:

taig wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I'm not gonna take the hate bait.

What have you been reading this time?

He might have been talking about my Jersey comment.

Sorry to tell you this sir. But Jersey was destroyed in The War.... everything gone, nobody mourned.

You're still a hussie, though.

Yeah and you still smell like formaldihyde and Pall Malls so whats your point beeyatch?

I am very...eager to get started ;)

Well you can start by calling me sir, we treat men and women alike in this girls army. And then you can put on your uniform.

*Offers a camoflage bikini and knee high socks with combat boots*

Celestial Healer wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I'm not gonna take the hate bait.

What have you been reading this time?

He might have been talking about my Jersey comment.

Sorry to tell you this sir. But Jersey was destroyed in The War.... everything gone, nobody mourned.

Joan Conner wrote:

lynora wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

lynora wrote:

Hey, where'd my post go?

Your post was deleted by the Paizo messageboard server. Just one more sure sign it is on it's way to becomeing sentient.

Uh-oh. Somebody call John Connor ;)

John is a pansy sweety. You get me instead, I am th leader of the resistance against the FaWTL, and it's evil girly Son. Come with me if you want to experience things you never knew exsisted! ;)

Yes, ma'am! ^.^

Mmmm, I can see you have all the makings of a good..... soldier. I can't wait to run you through the paces during "Basic Training". ;)

David Fryer wrote:

lynora wrote:

Hey, where'd my post go?

Your post was deleted by the Paizo messageboard server. Just one more sure sign it is on it's way to becomeing sentient.

Uh-oh. Somebody call John Connor ;)

John is a pansy sweety. You get me instead, I am th leader of the resistance against the FaWTL, and it's evil girly Son. Come with me if you want to experience things you never knew exsisted! ;)