What is this? Text only? Go and record it!I'm not a minimaxer 'cause I focus on the narrative
Fully imagined characters at my table are imperative
In short in matters systematic, mastering, and mythical
I am the very model of a Paizo Poster-General!{refrain repeated by chorus x3}
Heh-heh. That would be fun, if I only has a staff of techies to do my bidding.
No, I think he's someone else who used to be a famous poster.
So he became less famous when the paste holding him up crumbled and he fell off the wall?
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Heh-heh. That would be fun, if I only has a staff of techies to do my bidding.What is this? Text only? Go and record it!I'm not a minimaxer 'cause I focus on the narrative
Fully imagined characters at my table are imperative
In short in matters systematic, mastering, and mythical
I am the very model of a Paizo Poster-General!{refrain repeated by chorus x3}
Nah, don't bother; even if you did that, he'd just say: "What is this? Sound only? Go and make a music video of it!". After all, it's KaeYoss we're talking about... ;P
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You realize, Asgetrion, that he will take all of this as just more flattery...Wait... why did you have to mention KaeYoss? Have you any idea how big his ego *already* is? ;P
To illustrate:
The known multiverse: o
My ego: (not visible because it's bigger than your screen and the planet you live on)
It's actually so big that we'd need a new setting of cosmic proportions to contain it! BTW, I *think* I saw your ego mentioned in 'The Great Beyond' as something that "goes beyond the boundaries of the areas discussed in this book".
(People, don't feed his ego; it's bigger and scarier than all of the Great Old Ones put together -- in fact, his ego eats Great Old Ones for *breakfast*, and I shudder to think what it eats for dinner...)
He takes *any* comments about him as more flattery... ;)
Flagged for making spurious comments! (You know you'll be back...)Talk about hateful speech! All the more reason for me to never post in this thread, ever.I refuse to post in this thread because certain people are posting in here!Flagged for hateful speech towards other posters (except for yoda8myhead, he probably deserves it!)
Spurious? Spurious?!?! I'll show you spurious by never posting in this thread again. EVER!
EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!
This is a perfect opportunity
To post lyrics with impunity
And indulge in the felicity of
Unbounded Pax Veracity!
You have quickly been post-lyrified
Virtually M-poetized
By an ABD of Philosophy
Who is a poster in this vicinity!
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...here goes... Cheer up 'ol timers—this one's for all of you, from Pax:
music by Billy Joel, words by Pax Veritas
If it seems like we're
Remembering Gary Gygax
We're not just feeling older
And missing our younger days
Oh, we share knowledge of
Gary's style of gaming
Because the past is something worth saving
In the way games are played, oh yeah
And we would not be here now
If we never had the red box
And we're not ashamed to say
That gnome PCs were our friends
Oh, 4e receives criticism
Cause Gygaxian Naturalism
Is part of how we play, yeah
That's why we're keeping the faith
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Keeping the faith
We used 10-foot poles
Turned sconces
To reveal a secret door
Surprise rolls made sense
With a simple d6
And a quick marching order
Oh, we showed up with Zocchi dice
You know the kind
With precision edges
That didn't roll far, oh yeah
We met the Circle of Eight
And hung out in Greyhawk
Played TSR modules and
Our homebrew campaign games
Oh, the rules conveyed believability
Not video game similarity
Our throws meant save-or-die, yeah
So we are keeping the faith
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Keeping the faith
IP owners conceal
Our game's history
PDF downloads
No longer for sale
They destroyed our
Beloved Forgotten Realms
And the 4e game
Isn't d&d
Just because you can
Still use its name
Learned long words
The game was an education
We lost a lot of fights
But it taught us
How to lose okay
Oh, we tweaked system
Rules but not too much
We found we could be grognards
And still stay kewl and in-touch anyway
Oh yes, we did
We found out game tradition
Ain't just about mechanics
We killed an awful lot of
Henchman and hirelings
Drank a lot of Mountain Dew
We wanted to be Nerof Gasgol
We traveled to a place called Sigil
In a donut shape, oh yeah
We were keeping the faith
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Keeping the faith
You know v.3.5
Continues to thrive
And the OGL
Can't be taken away
We told you our reasons
For Gygaxian tradition
And we're continuing the legacy
With Pathfinder RPG
Oh, I'm going to hunker down with Gamemastery
Ain't it wonderful to be a GM
In the PAIZO way, yeah
Where the legacy stays, yeah
A style Monte Cook plays, yeah
We're keeping the faith
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Keeping the faith
We're keeping the faith
Yes, we are
You know we're keeping the faith
Oh, yes, we are
You know we're keeping the faith
Oh, you know we are
Heh-heh. That would be fun, if I only has a staff of techies to do my bidding.What is this? Text only? Go and record it!I'm not a minimaxer 'cause I focus on the narrative
Fully imagined characters at my table are imperative
In short in matters systematic, mastering, and mythical
I am the very model of a Paizo Poster-General!{refrain repeated by chorus x3}
All you need is a computer (I assume you have one of those) and a microphone!
No more cop-outs! Hit record and hit it! :P
Nah, don't bother; even if you did that, he'd just say: "What is this? Sound only? Go and make a music video of it!". After all, it's KaeYoss we're talking about... ;PHeh-heh. That would be fun, if I only has a staff of techies to do my bidding.What is this? Text only? Go and record it!I'm not a minimaxer 'cause I focus on the narrative
Fully imagined characters at my table are imperative
In short in matters systematic, mastering, and mythical
I am the very model of a Paizo Poster-General!{refrain repeated by chorus x3}
What? No 3D? Do you know what these special 3D visor thingies cost?
He takes *any* comments about him as more flattery... ;)
Not true. For example, if you said I'd make a great dwarf (no pun intended), I'd have to beat you to death with your own Pathfinder RPG core book. :P
Okay, since everyone is doing it, I'll adapt a song to PF.
Music: Morgoth
Text: Kae'
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
RAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWR!
AAAAHRAAAHRRAAAAHRAAARH
PAATHFINDAAAAAAAAAA!
EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!Flagged for unnecessary uppercasery.
Flagged for flagrant flipant flagging.
Flagged for flagrant flipant flagging.EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!Flagged for unnecessary uppercasery.
Admonished for alliterating without authorization.
Pax...unbounded indeed! He's the voice you're hearing in the halls...
Let me see that, Mr. Jack.
Uh-huh...uh-huh....
No problem. This flag is not valid. See here?
He misspelled "flippant". The judge will throw it out.
Gotta go.
Hahah! Take that, bald orc guy!Let me see that, Mr. Jack.
Uh-huh...uh-huh....
No problem. This flag is not valid. See here?
He misspelled "flippant". The judge will throw it out.
Gotta go.
** spoiler omitted **
WHAT?!
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I dreamed about a musical version of Rise of the Runelords using Science Fiction from Rocky Horror Picture Show. Unfortunately, I can only remember a part of it now.
<final chorus>
Epic Action - Nasty Creatures
Karzoug will rise again
See Runelords fighting Lem and Seelah
Valeros tries not to die again
Oh-oh in the Pathfinder, Rise of the Runelord, Adventure Path.
By Paizo, oh-oh, in the Pathfinder, Rise of the Runelord, Adventure Path.
In Varisia, in the Pathfinder, Rise of the Runelord, Adventure Path.
Yeah, I know its not perfect, but there you go. :)
Beauty is in the eye of that multi-eyed creature that isn't OGL.Argh! My face! My beautiful face!Something's not right about that statement.
You mean the Ocular Tyrant?
And for the record, I'm completely done posting in this thread..
I thought you were Sauron and Sebastian was Morgoth?
Morgoth (the dark power in Tolkien's stories) has too much class for Sebastian to be him.
Plus, I meant Morgoth the death metal band. They're obviously inspired by Melkor, and their texts have Tolkien themes sometimes (though you can only discern that by reading the lyrics...)
Curse you! I had a spotless record!Flagged for flagrant flipant flagging.EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!Flagged for unnecessary uppercasery.
Flagged to further ruin your reputation.
This flag
A flag! Quick, capture it!
This flagA flag! Quick, capture it!
I prefer to blow them away.
Mr. Jack,
Just got your message. I anticipated your response, and the person has already been cannonaded.
Regards,
C.L., Esq.
enclosure: Bill-to-date for services rendered
I come not to control, but to blast to smithereens.
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I find it quite interesting how posters respond to certain individuals on this message board.
If your name is not Yoda8myhead, KaeYoss, or one of these individuals that has been around for some time, or a part of the famous Paizo staff, very little feedback is offered.
If this pool of individuals has nothing to say about your post, very few others do.
I have seen some stuff in these past threads that I like more than anything I have read from Elaine Cunningham, but, because she is a well known writer, people flock to her as if she is a godsend to fantasy literature.
I just want to say that I respect all these people that you mention in your post. I am completely silent when they speak and I look up to them. As for my opinions, I rather tell them to these people in person before I talk on these boards. People of this calibur trump me in all aspects of the game and what is best for it.
BTW Hello Pax Veritas!
Cheers,
Zuxius
I have reread this thread, and I must now make a pronouncement:
People are funny. And funny is a mixed bag.
That is all for now. After a respectful pondering of these things, you may return to your quotidian posting.
Or 1960s.
Thanks for that. People think all I do is maintain my cannon when I'm not firing it, but of course the Cannon Lawyer enjoys a good get-down as much as the next fella.
The forces of KaeYoss can never be controlled by any Cannon Lawyer!
He's right. If cannons - or lawyers, or cannon lawyers - could stop me, the world would be a lot different. The country of Hantonia would be different.
But it IS different...
...WAS different. Now it's just smoldering.
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I am off the boards for a few days, and look what happens. Holy Shnikies!
I dont even know who or what to respond to...
This thread is true KaeYoss, and I am wondering how such a thread could exist and be flourishing with so many Chelaxian posters adding to the madness.
I thought you guys put the clamp down on this sort of thing...
*devil lovers*
I can only hope that your queen rubs my lamp gently... :D
People are funny. And funny is a mixed bag.I hate people.
I ate people?
Didn't you have a funny taste in your mouth?
I spade people.
This thread is true KaeYoss, and I am wondering how such a thread could exist and be flourishing with so many Chelaxian posters adding to the madness.
Chaotic subversion from within.