Brainnnnsssss
Watch out for the slaads and their dretchings!We should all work together!
1) We slaadi egg the hosts...
2) Once the larva bursts from the chest, you Zombies can eat the brains while they're still warm...
3) The Poodle Lords can hump the corpses' legs and bury the bones!
4) ?????
5) PROFIT!
I like the way you think, and I'd like to sign up for your program.
We should all work together!
1) We slaadi egg the hosts...
2) Once the larva bursts from the chest, you Zombies can eat the brains while they're still warm...
3) The Poodle Lords can hump the corpses' legs and bury the bones!
4) ?????
5) PROFIT!I like the way you think, and I'd like to sign up for your program.
I'm still working out the bugs. I haven't figured out a way to rip of hundreds of thousands of investors yet... that is a requirement, right?
I'm still working out the bugs. I haven't figured out a way to rip of hundreds of thousands of investors yet... that is a requirement, right?We should all work together!
1) We slaadi egg the hosts...
2) Once the larva bursts from the chest, you Zombies can eat the brains while they're still warm...
3) The Poodle Lords can hump the corpses' legs and bury the bones!
4) ?????
5) PROFIT!I like the way you think, and I'd like to sign up for your program.
Yes, any successful venture requires you to cash out, so you can live in luxury, while simultaneously bankrupting a bunch of dupes, er, innocent investors.
I just found out that the fancy tented pavilion thingie on the Potomac here is actually a horse show - so, lots of rich people to devour, and horsey mini-onions to add to the zombie horde!
Maybe we could hit a football game today.
That would be sweet. The bigger the stadium, the better.
Maybe we could hit a football game today.That would be sweet. The bigger the stadium, the better.
Sooo, does the 105 thousand plus attendees at the opening game at the new Dallas Stadium count as big enough?
We could always wait for the next Olympics if not...
Maybe we could hit a football game today.That would be sweet. The bigger the stadium, the better.Sooo, does the 105 thousand plus attendees at the opening game at the new Dallas Stadium count as big enough?
We could always wait for the next Olympics if not...
It all depends on the size of the horde. I wish we were so big that we needed an Olympic stadium, but I think for the time being, we could take that Dallas stadium and have leftovers for the next day to boot.
It all depends on the size of the horde. I wish we were so big that we needed an Olympic stadium, but I think for the time being, we could take that Dallas stadium and have leftovers for the next day to boot.Maybe we could hit a football game today.That would be sweet. The bigger the stadium, the better.Sooo, does the 105 thousand plus attendees at the opening game at the new Dallas Stadium count as big enough?
We could always wait for the next Olympics if not...
Mmmmmm.....Cowboy fans.
....brainnnnssss.
'cept politicians ... although we should eat them on general principle (along with the non-politico lawyers), do the world a favor and eat them all ... don't leave enough to animate...
Good morning. I have been retained by Mr. Zombie to represent him. I intend to seek redress for the heartbeat challenged in a court of law regarding the anti-zombie sentiment expressed by this film Zombieland.
Mmmm...lawyer brains
Mmmm...lawyer brains
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mmmm...lawyer brainsAre you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yes, but where are we going to get 1000 feet of hemp rope and a pack of chinchillas?
Mmmm...lawyer brainsAre you thinking what I'm thinking?Yes, but where are we going to get 1000 feet of hemp rope and a pack of chinchillas?
I hear there's a rather rowdy bunch of chinchillas in Mexico ...
Hey now fellas! Come on, this guy is our legal representation.
Although....he does have a pretty big skull. Mmmmm........
We can always hire another lawyer. *drools while looking at the lawyer's big skull*
Hey now fellas! Come on, this guy is our legal representation.
Although....he does have a pretty big skull. Mmmmm........
I hear sharks - even weresharks - have a diffused nervous system ... no brain to speak of, so I'd guess he's safe ... for now.
Although an inexplicable seafood craving is coming on ... how about we shamble down to the local merfolk enclave and chow down?
Hey now fellas! Come on, this guy is our legal representation.
Although....he does have a pretty big skull. Mmmmm........
I hear sharks - even weresharks - have a diffused nervous system ... no brain to speak of, so I'd guess he's safe ... for now.
Although an inexplicable seafood craving is coming on ... how about we shamble down to the local merfolk enclave and chow down?
You don't have to ask me twice.
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Brains on Trains is a wonderful charity whose goal it to provide fresh meals to zombies who can't get around on their own anymore. Many of these poor, heart-beat challenged fellows have lost the lower half of their bodies entirely, usually as a result of vicious attacks by so-called "zombie hunters". For just pennies a day, you to can make sure that the unlife of zombie is made a little bit better. Won't you help today?
Brains on Trains is a wonderful charity whose goal it to provide fresh meals to zombies who can't get around on their own anymore. Many of these poor, heart-beat challenged fellows have lost the lower half of their bodies entirely, usually as a result of vicious attacks by so-called "zombie hunters". For just pennies a day, you to can make sure that the unlife of zombie is made a little bit better. Won't you help today?
Let's hold a fundraiser!
Let's hold a fundraiser!Brains on Trains is a wonderful charity whose goal it to provide fresh meals to zombies who can't get around on their own anymore. Many of these poor, heart-beat challenged fellows have lost the lower half of their bodies entirely, usually as a result of vicious attacks by so-called "zombie hunters". For just pennies a day, you to can make sure that the unlife of zombie is made a little bit better. Won't you help today?
Send more politicians...
I'll support this cause. I stand up for my constituents.
*looks around*
What an interesting group we have here.
I'll support this cause. I stand up for my constituents.
*looks around*
What an interesting group we have here.
<Looks at Lieberman's head>
Seems a bit empty, but I'll take it...
I'll support this cause. I stand up for my constituents.
*looks around*
What an interesting group we have here.
<Looks at Lieberman's head>
Seems a bit empty, but I'll take it...
What?
What are you doing?
I'll support this cause. I stand up for my constituents.
*looks around*
What an interesting group we have here.
<Looks at Lieberman's head>
Seems a bit empty, but I'll take it...
What?
What are you doing?
I'm, er, sampling some of your ideas.
A little (undead) birdie 'fessed up to that duststorm being you alls work. Pretty good way to sneak up on the heartbeat-enabled.
A little (undead) birdie 'fessed up to that duststorm being you alls work. Pretty good way to sneak up on the heartbeat-enabled.
High levels of cleric have to be worth something come dinner time. Nothing beats control weather for some broad-daylight "field provisioning".
*looks around the thread, oblivious that Bran has exposed his brain and eaten a chunk of it*
Is there a draft in here?
Om nom nom nom! After this appetizer, I'm gonna want something substantial.
Oh look, Zombie kitty.
....and brainnnnnssss.
Excellent ... our heartbeat-challenged druid friends are shambling onto the wagon now ... go brain-narfing kittys ... and dawgs ... and pack apes ... and ...
Om nom nom nom! After this appetizer, I'm gonna want something substantial.
Oh look, Zombie kitty.
Is there anything left of that senator's brain? We share around here, you know.
OK, 'fess up, which of you guys are "confidential sources" for this news outlet?
Is there anything left of that senator's brain? We share around here, you know.Om nom nom nom! After this appetizer, I'm gonna want something substantial.
Oh look, Zombie kitty.
Sorry, Ghosty, there wasn't much to share.
*drools*