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lynora-Jill wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Ugh. And I still haven't gotten all the cheese out of my wing feathers. Looks like I need another shower. Anybody want to help me wash my wings? ;)

"Could be worse - it could be fur."

Pulls out cheese clump out of his bangs "OW!!" ;D

"Looks like Jumpin' Jack is allergic to cheese - he bugged outta here quick."

Ooh, yeah, fur would be bad to get cheese out of too.

Yeah, I'm not sure what happened to JJ. Maybe he went to get a change of clothes?

"Alright - let me see if I can jury-rig one of the showers, and I'll see what I can do with your wings if Jack Hammer doesn't show up."

Preps one of the public showers, widening it to allow for unfurled wings, then grabs a pool chair for seating.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Alright - let me see if I can jury-rig one of the showers, and I'll see what I can do with your wings if Jack Hammer doesn't show up."

Preps one of the public showers, widening it to allow for unfurled wings, then grabs a pool chair for seating.

Thanks, Devlyn. There's just a lot of this I can't reach on my own.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Alright - let me see if I can jury-rig one of the showers, and I'll see what I can do with your wings if Jack Hammer doesn't show up."

Preps one of the public showers, widening it to allow for unfurled wings, then grabs a pool chair for seating.

Thanks, Devlyn. There's just a lot of this I can't reach on my own.

"No worries dear - I got your back," he says with a grin, ducking before he gets a 'Wing to the Head'. ;)

"Looks like this'll suit your needs just fine. Grab whatever you use for your feathers and take a seat - we'll have you back to perfection in no time!"


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Alright - let me see if I can jury-rig one of the showers, and I'll see what I can do with your wings if Jack Hammer doesn't show up."

Preps one of the public showers, widening it to allow for unfurled wings, then grabs a pool chair for seating.

Thanks, Devlyn. There's just a lot of this I can't reach on my own.

"No worries dear - I got your back," he says with a grin, ducking before he gets a 'Wing to the Head'. ;)

"Looks like this'll suit your needs just fine. Grab whatever you use for your feathers and take a seat - we'll have you back to perfection in no time!"

She tosses him a bottle of 'Heavenly Body Feather Shampoo' and sits on the chair.


lynora-Jill wrote:
She tosses him a bottle of 'Heavenly Body Feather Shampoo' and sits on the chair.

"Nice...the stray bubbles start floating skyward almost immediately," he chuckles. "Let's see what we can do here..."

Gently and very deftly works on cleaning each wing, making sure not to pluck a single feather out in the process, and being mindful of not straining her wing muscles too much by keeping them extended. They feel much better when he has finished with them.

As I was typing this, the 'Rejected Wii Games' video and the 'Female Pleasure' game was running through my mind - the one where the man is doing all of the chores and the woman is having a 'Squee With Joy' moment... ;D

Yeah - I know I'm weird :P


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
She tosses him a bottle of 'Heavenly Body Feather Shampoo' and sits on the chair.

"Nice...the stray bubbles start floating skyward almost immediately," he chuckles. "Let's see what we can do here..."

Gently and very deftly works on cleaning each wing, making sure not to pluck a single feather out in the process, and being mindful of not straining her wing muscles too much by keeping them extended. They feel much better when he has finished with them.

As I was typing this, the 'Rejected Wii Games' video and the 'Female Pleasure' game was running through my mind - the one where the man is doing all of the chores and the woman is having a 'Squee With Joy' moment... ;D

Yeah - I know I'm weird :P

lol. Nice. :D

Thanks, Devlyn. That does feel a lot better. I always hate it when my wings get sticky.

And it looks like the cleaning service is just about finished with the rest of this place.

Notices Spike laying under the bar looking full and licking his lips, all five sets of them.
Well, at least someone liked the cheese.

I think that as soon as we locate JH we can get this party packed up and headed to a new location.


lynora-Jill wrote:
lol. Nice. :D

I thought you'd appreciate that ;)

lynora-Jill wrote:
Thanks, Devlyn. That does feel a lot better. I always hate it when my wings get sticky.

"Just goes to show that there's nothing wrong with a slow hand," he chuckles. "Glad I could help."

lynora-Jill wrote:

And it looks like the cleaning service is just about finished with the rest of this place.

Notices Spike laying under the bar looking full and licking his lips, all five sets of them.
Well, at least someone liked the cheese.

"Just don't pick him up and try to burp him - or we'll be back in the shower again," he says as they head toward the bar.

lynora-Jill wrote:
I think that as soon as we locate JH we can get this party packed up and headed to a new location.

"I'll see about getting Acme to start work on breaking down some of the stuff so we can concentrate on where we want to set up next!" he says with excitement in his voice. :)


Sounds good to me. Hey, how's that book project going?


lynora-Jill wrote:
Sounds good to me. Hey, how's that book project going?

"Coming along nicely, but it's exhausting work," as he makes a fake swooning gesture and grabs the bar. He then pulls out a barstool for her, they sit down and he pulls out the book o' notes.

"Ambrosia and I have 'gathered' quite a bit of data while we were here. And yes - your notes got field tested," he says with a wink.

"You weren't kidding about PoD and El-Lina, by the way," he says, shaking his head and chuckling. "They know some....interesting things, let's just say." ;P

Raids the bar for some drinks and some non-cheesed food for them.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Sounds good to me. Hey, how's that book project going?

"Coming along nicely, but it's exhausting work," as he makes a fake swooning gesture and grabs the bar. He then pulls out a barstool for her, they sit down and he pulls out the book o' notes.

"We've 'gathered' quite a bit of data while we were here. And yes - your notes got field tested," he says with a wink.

"You weren't kidding about PoD and El-Lina, by the way," he says, shaking his head and chuckling. "They know some....interesting things, let's just say." ;P

Mmm-hmmm. They can definitely spice thing up. Well, it does look like you've made a lot of progress.

She takes a blank piece of paper and scribbles out a few more notes.
Here's some more you might want to try. One of JH's fantasies involved trying every position in the Kama Sutra. It was...educational. ;)
Hmmm....I don't think we ever tried this though, she says glancing at one of the pages of notes. Mind if I copy this one down?


lynora-Jill wrote:

Mmm-hmmm. They can definitely spice thing up. Well, it does look like you've made a lot of progress.

She takes a blank piece of paper and scribbles out a few more notes.
Here's some more you might want to try. One of JH's fantasies involved trying every position in the Kama Sutra. It was...educational. ;)

"Oooo," he says as he takes a look at LJ's new submission. "Shiny - thank ye dear!" :)

lynora-Jill wrote:
Hmmm....I don't think we ever tried this though, she says glancing at one of the pages of notes. Mind if I copy this one down?

"Not at all - grab anything that tickles your fancy," as he downs a Dark & Stormy while Acme whirls around cleaning things up.


Scribbles down a few ideas for later.

Thanks. Looks like the place is nearly packed up. All we need is a destination and the rest of the partygoers.


lynora-Jill wrote:

Scribbles down a few ideas for later.

Thanks. Looks like the place is nearly packed up. All we need is a destination and the rest of the partygoers.

*Steps out of the shadows behind LJ, planting a kiss on the top of her head as he does so*

"Well where-ever we are going, count me in... anyone miss me while I was.... indisposed?"


Jumping Jack wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Scribbles down a few ideas for later.

Thanks. Looks like the place is nearly packed up. All we need is a destination and the rest of the partygoers.

*Steps out of the shadows behind LJ, planting a kiss on the top of her head as he does so*

"Well where-ever we are going, count me in... anyone miss me while I was.... indisposed?"

"There you are," she said, smiling. "And yes, I missed you."

"Devlyn and I were talking and it seems that our little beach party is a tad slow these days. Maybe because the weather is getting colder. So we were heading to a warmer beach somewhere. At least that's the idea if I can ever figure out where JH went," she added with a pout.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jumping Jack wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Scribbles down a few ideas for later.

Thanks. Looks like the place is nearly packed up. All we need is a destination and the rest of the partygoers.

*Steps out of the shadows behind LJ, planting a kiss on the top of her head as he does so*

"Well where-ever we are going, count me in... anyone miss me while I was.... indisposed?"

"There you are," she said, smiling. "And yes, I missed you."

"Devlyn and I were talking and it seems that our little beach party is a tad slow these days. Maybe because the weather is getting colder. So we were heading to a warmer beach somewhere. At least that's the idea if I can ever figure out where JH went," she added with a pout.

*Seems to take a moment to consider LJs statement*

"If it would make you less inclined to pouting I could try and locate him for you m'dear"


Jumping Jack wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jumping Jack wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Scribbles down a few ideas for later.

Thanks. Looks like the place is nearly packed up. All we need is a destination and the rest of the partygoers.

*Steps out of the shadows behind LJ, planting a kiss on the top of her head as he does so*

"Well where-ever we are going, count me in... anyone miss me while I was.... indisposed?"

"There you are," she said, smiling. "And yes, I missed you."

"Devlyn and I were talking and it seems that our little beach party is a tad slow these days. Maybe because the weather is getting colder. So we were heading to a warmer beach somewhere. At least that's the idea if I can ever figure out where JH went," she added with a pout.

*Seems to take a moment to consider LJs statement*

"If it would make you less inclined to pouting I could try and locate him for you m'dear"

She sighed "Thanks, but no. He's probably over at the Jack clubhouse doing disgusting boy things. Wouldn't want to interrupt that," she added wrinkling her nose. "Hopefully he'll turn up by morning."


"So what you're telling me is you need someting to pass the night away then?"
*Takes LJs hand and pulls her towards the dance floor*

"Shall we?"


Jumping Jack wrote:

"So what you're telling me is you need someting to pass the night away then?"

*Takes LJs hand and pulls her towards the dance floor*

"Shall we?"

*giggle* Sounds good to me. ^.^


Tells Acme to hold off on breaking down the dance floor and the bar until everything else is ready to go.


Don't hold up things on my account. RL is running me down pretty hard. Not feeling festive. :(


Jack Hammer wrote:
Don't hold up things on my account. RL is running me down pretty hard. Not feeling festive. :(

We know - we're just prolonging the wierdness just a bit more before moving on to the tropics. I'll roll you into one of the buses once I find you ;)

Hope things ease up soon for you, sirrah.


As Devlyn busies himself with the departure checklist, he hears snoring from one of the cabanas that got hit by the Nacho Slaad. Upon investigating, he finds Jack Hammer passed out, encased in a hardened-cheese 'coccoon'.

"A-HA! Found him!"

Proceeds to chisel off the nacho-mortar, then drops him off in one of the buses to sleep it off.


After a long pleasant night of dancing, LJ yawns slightly. She sees Acme waiting to pack up the dance floor.

Oops. Looks like it's time to pack up. Hey Devlyn, we got everybody? It looks like we'll be ready to get going in just a few minutes if we do.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Don't hold up things on my account. RL is running me down pretty hard. Not feeling festive. :(

No worries. Sorry RL is being such a pain. We'll keep the party going until you feel like you wanna jump back in.:)


lynora-Jill wrote:

After a long pleasant night of dancing, LJ yawns slightly. She sees Acme waiting to pack up the dance floor.

Oops. Looks like it's time to pack up. Hey Devlyn, we got everybody? It looks like we'll be ready to get going in just a few minutes if we do.

"I think so - JH is passed out in one of the buses, Ambrosia is snoozing over in this one, and everybody else is either on-board or will catch up with us later. We should be good!"


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

After a long pleasant night of dancing, LJ yawns slightly. She sees Acme waiting to pack up the dance floor.

Oops. Looks like it's time to pack up. Hey Devlyn, we got everybody? It looks like we'll be ready to get going in just a few minutes if we do.

"I think so - JH is passed out in one of the buses, Ambrosia is snoozing over in this one, and everybody else is either on-board or will catch up with us later. We should be good!"

Great! Time to move out! Warm beaches here we come. :)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Great! Time to move out! Warm beaches here we come. :)

"You got it! Let's roll!"

The buses roar to life and head back out on the interthereal highway, next stop....Lady's choice, of course... ;)


Driving time - g'night all :)


TGIF folks ;)


"We are a mighty convoy..." ;P


"Not to sound like a child... but are we there yet?" ;)


Jumping Jack wrote:
"Not to sound like a child... but are we there yet?" ;)

Almost. And I promise you'll like the place I have in mind. Turns out planes hopping causes some annoying delays. ;)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jumping Jack wrote:
"Not to sound like a child... but are we there yet?" ;)
Almost. And I promise you'll like the place I have in mind. Turns out planes hopping causes some annoying delays. ;)

*slides closer to the celestal beauty*

"Darlin' I think we can agree that we both like where we take eachother" ;)


Jumping Jack wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jumping Jack wrote:
"Not to sound like a child... but are we there yet?" ;)
Almost. And I promise you'll like the place I have in mind. Turns out planes hopping causes some annoying delays. ;)

*slides closer to the celestal beauty*

"Darlin' I think we can agree that we both like where we take eachother" ;)

Well, I can't argue with that ;)


"And look I found your girls, they were about to do something nasty. So do I get a reward?" ;)


Jumping Jack wrote:
"And look I found your girls, they were about to do something nasty. So do I get a reward?" ;)

I'm sure we can think of something between the five of us ;)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jumping Jack wrote:
"And look I found your girls, they were about to do something nasty. So do I get a reward?" ;)
I'm sure we can think of something between the five of us ;)

8)

That's about what I would say anyway. ;)


**Looks around**

We really haven't posted here in almost two months?! We so need to get a Christmas party set up here..... ;D


I have the food. Sweet Christmas rolls anyone?


Puffy the Cup Cake wrote:
I have the food. Sweet Christmas rolls anyone?

"That's not a bad start. But we also need some eggnog. Real eggnog...." ;)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Puffy the Cup Cake wrote:
I have the food. Sweet Christmas rolls anyone?
"That's not a bad start. But we also need some eggnog. Real eggnog...." ;)

Then let's toast to Puffy the Dinner Roll for he did not survive this Thanksgiving holiday. He was..., eaten alive.


Puffy the Cup Cake wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Puffy the Cup Cake wrote:
I have the food. Sweet Christmas rolls anyone?
"That's not a bad start. But we also need some eggnog. Real eggnog...." ;)
Then let's toast to Puffy the Dinner Roll for he did not survive this Thanksgiving holiday. He was..., eaten alive.

"Ahhh - that's a recurring problem, isn't it? Harsh man.....But I'll raise a mug to that." ;P


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

**Looks around**

We really haven't posted here in almost two months?! We so need to get a Christmas party set up here..... ;D

"Huh? Wha-? Christmas?!" Shakes her head in disbelief. "Must have gotten stuck in a timeloop while we were planes hopping. Well, might as well set down for a bit and have a party then."


lynora-Jill wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

**Looks around**

We really haven't posted here in almost two months?! We so need to get a Christmas party set up here..... ;D

"Huh? Wha-? Christmas?!" Shakes her head in disbelief. "Must have gotten stuck in a timeloop while we were planes hopping. Well, might as well set down for a bit and have a party then."

"Yeah - I keep forgetting about that side effect of planehopping. So - are we stopping somewhere snowy for that authentic Christmas Party vibe, or going tropical again? Beach bunnies or snow bunnies....decisions, decisions." ;D

Totally missed your reply, LJ. Missed a good half-day of crazy posting. Shame on me! :P


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

**Looks around**

We really haven't posted here in almost two months?! We so need to get a Christmas party set up here..... ;D

"Huh? Wha-? Christmas?!" Shakes her head in disbelief. "Must have gotten stuck in a timeloop while we were planes hopping. Well, might as well set down for a bit and have a party then."

"Yeah - I keep forgetting about that side effect of planehopping. So - are we stopping somewhere snowy for that authentic Christmas Party vibe, or going tropical again? Beach bunnies or snow bunnies....decisions, decisions." ;D

Totally missed your reply, LJ. Missed a good half-day of crazy posting. Shame on me! :P

Well, we've had a lot of beach bunny parties lately. Probably good to do the snow bunny thing for a change of pace. Plus, then you can have hot buttered rum in front of a roaring fire. Sounds good to me. :)


JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.

Ho ho ho!


lynora-Jill wrote:
Well, we've had a lot of beach bunny parties lately. Probably good to do the snow bunny thing for a change of pace. Plus, then you can have hot buttered rum in front of a roaring fire. Sounds good to me. :)

"I was hoping you'd say that! Now do we want mountains, beach, fjords....ooo, fjords and hotsprings! We could set up a huge viking-style longhouse, massive firepits...."

**Lays in a course for someplace like Iceland, Norway or Sweden** :D


Jack Hammer wrote:

JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.

Ho ho ho!

Does this mean I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? ;)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.

Ho ho ho!

Does this mean I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? ;)

Only if you've been naughty. ;)


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.

Ho ho ho!

Does this mean I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? ;)
Only if you've been naughty. ;)

You even have to ask? Someone obviously needs to be reminded of the events of our last party. ;)

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