Molly, Muffy, Mindy! You're back! Does this mean we're having another party? Here, pass the tequila.
Oh, hey, JH. Did you get that picture I left for you? ;)
Yes. Not fair. I may have to give you the Aunt Jemima treatment later. ;)
*slides out of shop and strikes up a dramatic pose*
Rejoice friends Jacks! For I have created self-replicating beer of the highest quality! Never shall the keg be empty, never shall a Jack need be sober! And as soon as I have self-replicating food, never shall the party end!
*places beer keg on table*
*Label reads: "The Neverending Beer." Tiny writing at the bottom says:Patented and trademarked by Slip and Slaad's Little House of Horros.*
Yes. Not fair. I may have to give you the Aunt Jemima treatment later. ;)Molly, Muffy, Mindy! You're back! Does this mean we're having another party? Here, pass the tequila.
Oh, hey, JH. Did you get that picture I left for you? ;)
She raises an eyebrow and smiles. Then takes a swig of tequila.
I'll be waiting,, she said with a wink.
*slides out of shop and strikes up a dramatic pose*
Rejoice friends Jacks! For I have created self-replicating beer of the highest quality! Never shall the keg be empty, never shall a Jack need be sober! And as soon as I have self-replicating food, never shall the party end!
*places beer keg on table*
*Label reads: "The Neverending Beer." Tiny writing at the bottom says:Patented and trademarked by Slip and Slaad's Little House of Horros. WARNING: May cause Neverending Beer Farts.*
Edited that for you.
I'll pass. Get it? I'll pass? MWAHAHAHA!
*slides out of shop and strikes up a dramatic pose*
Rejoice friends Jacks! For I have created self-replicating beer of the highest quality! Never shall the keg be empty, never shall a Jack need be sober! And as soon as I have self-replicating food, never shall the party end!
*places beer keg on table*
*Label reads: "The Neverending Beer." Tiny writing at the bottom says:Patented and trademarked by Slip and Slaad's Little House of Horros. WARNING: May cause Neverending Beer Farts.*Edited that for you.
I'll pass. Get it? I'll pass? MWAHAHAHA!
"..."
"You get the near-beer."
What! What is happening!!
We like!
But, what did Lynora-jill do to us?!
Me? I didn't do anything? Hey, are you the one that's been stealing my clothes?
Me? I didn't do anything? Hey, are you the one that's been stealing my clothes?
We like!
But, what did Lynora-jill do to us?!
With Šmurfette Drone 7-of-9 assimilated in to the Paizomatrix, we will have no further need for your garments.
Me? I didn't do anything? Hey, are you the one that's been stealing my clothes?
We like!
But, what did Lynora-jill do to us?!
"So do we sic Spike on her, or start making her clothes disappear all the time? I vote for the latter - it's more cathartic." ;D
He-he-he.
"So do we sic Spike on her, or start making her clothes disappear all the time? I vote for the latter - it's more cathartic." ;DMe? I didn't do anything? Hey, are you the one that's been stealing my clothes?
We like!
But, what did Lynora-jill do to us?!
giggles
"Go for it. But you'll have to explain it to Ambrosia later." :)
She puts the indestructible bikini away somewhere safe. "No point in putting it back on now. My clothes end up in the weirdest places after these parties."
You know, with the way that all the drones up there are now staring at me, perhaps I should come down and assimilate into your party.
Ooooh! Tequila!
[giggles
"Go for it. But you'll have to explain it to Ambrosia later." :)
She puts the indestructible bikini away somewhere safe. "No point in putting it back on now. My clothes end up in the weirdest places after these parties."
Gets a hard but good-natured jab in the ribs from Ambrosia.
"OOOF! Hey now - I didn't say I was going to spearhead that operation. I'm just being the 'Idea Man' here..." :)
[giggles
"Go for it. But you'll have to explain it to Ambrosia later." :)
She puts the indestructible bikini away somewhere safe. "No point in putting it back on now. My clothes end up in the weirdest places after these parties."
Gets a hard but good-natured jab in the ribs from Ambrosia.
"OOOF! Hey now - I didn't say I was going to spearhead that operation. I'm just being the 'Idea Man' here..." :)
You look more like the "Ideal Man" to me.
You know, with the way that all the drones up there are now staring at me, perhaps I should come down and assimilate into your party.
Ooooh! Tequila!
The triplets giggle and hand her a bottle.
Care to join us in the hot tub?
You look more like the "Ideal Man" to me.
:)
"Well shucks, ma'am - that's awful nice of you to say. But the ladies in the hot tub have the tequila - and's that what I think you came down here to assimilate in the first place, right?"
You look more like the "Ideal Man" to me.:)
"Well shucks, ma'am - that's awful nice of you to say. But the ladies in the hot tub have the tequila - and's that what I think you came down here to assimilate in the first place, right?"
Didn't I mention that I installed Tequila on Tap at your hot tub? We only have bottles here. ;)
You know, with the way that all the drones up there are now staring at me, perhaps I should come down and assimilate into your party.
Ooooh! Tequila!
The triplets giggle and hand her a bottle.
Care to join us in the hot tub?
Yes, thank you!
Now, against my blue skin, do you prefer the white sting bikini or the silver sting bikini?
:)
"Well shucks, ma'am - that's awful nice of you to say. But the ladies in the hot tub have the tequila - and's that what I think you came down here to assimilate in the first place, right?"
You're fine. And you can look at them all you want. Them? Well, we might just find out how well a slaadi larvae gestates in a nymph or borg-smurf-thingie. {sends chaotic evil glares at giggling and jiggling [CENSORED]}
Yes, thank you!Now, against my blue skin, do you prefer the white sting bikini or the silver sting bikini?
Oh, definitely the silver.
*giggle*
Yes, thank you!Now, against my blue skin, do you prefer the white sting bikini or the silver sting bikini?
Oh, definitely the silver.
*giggle*
Well then!
Didn't I mention that I installed Tequila on Tap at your hot tub? We only have bottles here. ;)
You look more like the "Ideal Man" to me.:)
"Well shucks, ma'am - that's awful nice of you to say. But the ladies in the hot tub have the tequila - and's that what I think you came down here to assimilate in the first place, right?"
"No, I don't think you did. Guess that means I'll be serving later, huh?" ;P
You're fine. And you can look at them all you want. Them? Well, we might just find out how well a slaadi larvae gestates in a nymph or borg-sm**f-thingie. {sends chaotic evil glares at giggling and jiggling [CENSORED]}:)
"Well shucks, ma'am - that's awful nice of you to say. But the ladies in the hot tub have the tequila - and's that what I think you came down here to assimilate in the first place, right?"
"As long as we're both enjoying the show, sweets, then all's well, right? And my hands are right here." [Tickle] :D
Whoa! I thought that my nano-probes would make me immune to that kind of thing.
Whoa! I thought that my nano-probes would make me immune to that kind of thing.
Looks like she has LJ's liquor tolerance too, Muffy giggled.
Hey, we need some more tequila over here. We're already out.
Whoa! I thought that my nano-probes would make me immune to that kind of thing.
Looks like she has LJ's liquor tolerance too, Muffy giggled.
Hey, we need some more tequila over here. We're already out.
Well, the nano-probes do help.
Whoa! I thought that my nano-probes would make me immune to that kind of thing.
Looks like she has LJ's liquor tolerance too, Muffy giggled.
Hey, we need some more tequila over here. We're already out.
"Pass those glasses over, ladies. Let's see how well this new installation works."
Fills up the nymphs' glasses from the Tequila on Tap, and one of the empty bottles for Sm***ette Drone 7-of-9.
"Here ya go!"
"Pass those glasses over, ladies. Let's see how well this new installation works."
Fills up the nymphs' glasses from the [i]Tequila on Tap, and one of the empty bottles for Sm***ette Drone 7-of-9.[/i]
"Here ya go!"
"Thanks ever so," Mindy says with a flirtatious smile designed to infuriate Ambrosia.
"Thanks ever so," Mindy says with a flirtatious smile designed to infuriate Ambrosia.
{scoots up against Devlyn, places hand gently on his thigh, returns Mindy's smile... icily}
"Thanks ever so," Mindy says with a flirtatious smile designed to infuriate Ambrosia.{scoots up against Devlyn, places hand gently on his thigh, returns Mindy's smile... icily}
;D
Puts an arm around Ambrosia's shoulders and wonders if the wrestling pool has been set up yet...
"You know, I don't really think I need this swimsuit after all," Mindy says with a wicked smile, stripping down in clear view.
"You know, I don't really think I need this swimsuit after all," Mindy says with a wicked smile, stripping down in clear view.
"Oh my."
Looks at Mindy, blinks, then over at Molly and Muffy.
"So Say You All?" he asks innocently. :)
"You know, I don't really think I need this swimsuit after all," Mindy says with a wicked smile, stripping down in clear view.
Quite right! That suit is all wrong for someone with your... endomorphic body. You'd look better in skirted one-piece with some powermesh in the tummy area... you know, something like what the orc women find so fashionable. {smiles innocently, arches back to better display firmly and roundly filled bikini top}
"You know, I don't really think I need this swimsuit after all," Mindy says with a wicked smile, stripping down in clear view.Quite right! That suit is all wrong for someone with your... endomorphic body. You'd look better in skirted one-piece with some powermesh in the tummy area... you know, something like what the orc women find so fashionable. {smiles innocently}
Nice try, but nymphs never have endomorphic bodies, Muffy says, stripping down.
Quite right, adds Molly doing the same. If I didn't know better I'd say you were jealous. Body image issues, dear?
"You know, I don't really think I need this swimsuit after all," Mindy says with a wicked smile, stripping down in clear view.Quite right! That suit is all wrong for someone with your... endomorphic body. You'd look better in skirted one-piece with some powermesh in the tummy area... you know, something like what the orc women find so fashionable. {smiles innocently, arches back to better display firmly and roundly filled bikini top}
Greatly enjoys being right next to said firmly and roundly filled bikini top. Some people might even hear a faint purring... :P
I love being a Jack!
I love being a Jack!
"I'll drink to that!!" :)
"Do we have a cleric on-call today...?"
I love being a Jack!"I'll drink to that!!" :)
"Do we have a cleric on-call today...?"
Just me, and I'm most of the way through a bottle of tequila. So, you know, that's probably not good.
Hey, did someone say something about jello shots earlier?
*begins to test the limits of "The Neverending Beer."*
Just me, and I'm most of the way through a bottle of tequila. So, you know, that's probably not good.I love being a Jack!"I'll drink to that!!" :)
"Do we have a cleric on-call today...?"
"Good times..." :D
Hey, did someone say something about jello shots earlier?
"Yeppers. JH thought you might be making some of those for the party."
Just me, and I'm most of the way through a bottle of tequila. So, you know, that's probably not good.I love being a Jack!"I'll drink to that!!" :)
"Do we have a cleric on-call today...?"
So we get to play doctor later? ;)
Hey, did someone say something about jello shots earlier?
No needles! Oh, you mean those other kind of shots. I thought you were making them.
Hey, did someone say something about jello shots earlier?No needles! Oh, you mean those other kind of shots. I thought you were making them.
What? No. You've obviously let that apron picture addle your brain. I don't cook. I hope Rosie remembered to make some then. Cause now I really want some jello shots.
"You know, I don't really think I need this swimsuit after all," Mindy says with a wicked smile, stripping down in clear view.Quite right! That suit is all wrong for someone with your... endomorphic body. You'd look better in skirted one-piece with some powermesh in the tummy area... you know, something like what the orc women find so fashionable. {smiles innocently}Nice try, but nymphs never have endomorphic bodies, Muffy says, stripping down.
Quite right, adds Molly doing the same. If I didn't know better I'd say you were jealous. Body image issues, dear?
Humming "It's a Beautiful Day" to himself.... :P
Quite right, adds Molly doing the same. If I didn't know better I'd say you were jealous. Body image issues, dear?
Hmmm, I didn't realize nymphs didn't cast reflections in mirrors, or you might've noticed... oh nevermind.
Body issues? Me? Nope, that's never a problem... {polymorphs into blonde} for me... {polymorphs to brunette} I can change bodies... {polymorphs into younger, thinner, and more "top-heavy" quadruplet of the nymphs} as easy as can be.
Hey, did someone say something about jello shots earlier?No needles! Oh, you mean those other kind of shots. I thought you were making them.What? No. You've obviously let that apron picture addle your brain. I don't cook. I hope Rosie remembered to make some then. Cause now I really want some jello shots.
"Do I need to go take care of that? It might help with the peace process here," he says with an innocent smile.
Quite right, adds Molly doing the same. If I didn't know better I'd say you were jealous. Body image issues, dear?Hmmm, I didn't realize nymphs didn't cast reflections in mirrors, or you might've noticed... oh nevermind.
Body issues? Me? Nope, that's never a problem... {polymorphs into blonde} for me... {polymorphs to brunette} I can change bodies... {polymorphs into younger, thinner, and more "top-heavy" quadruplet of the nymphs} as easy as can be.
Tries not to faint from pure joy...and is very glad he's sitting down :)
The nymphs are pouting.
Uh-oh. LJ comes up behind JH and puts her hands over his eyes. For your own good, hon.
The nymphs are pouting.
Uh-oh. LJ comes up behind JH and puts her hands over his eyes. For your own good, hon.
"Wait wait wait! We're all friends here - if there's a quarrel, the rules are pretty clear on this. It gets decided in the wrestling pool!"
The nymphs are pouting.
Uh-oh. LJ comes up behind JH and puts her hands over his eyes. For your own good, hon.
I think they look just fine.....Hey!