How in the name of Hell do you get a large hydra in a corvette?Gallops after the car at top speed, eventually colliding with the bumper when the car screeches to a halt.
Meep!
He rubs his hurt noses with his paws and then notices that his person has opened the door for him.
Happily climbs into the car, heads leaning out the window as they drive.
How in the name of Hell do you get a large hydra in a corvette?Gallops after the car at top speed, eventually colliding with the bumper when the car screeches to a halt.
Meep!
He rubs his hurt noses with his paws and then notices that his person has opened the door for him.
Happily climbs into the car, heads leaning out the window as they drive.
Packs up the book notes carefully, then hops out of the hot tub. Heads over to the bar phone to find out which Jacks are still nearby, then tries to reach Ambrosia...[/ooc]
I think the book project you & I were working on was much more entertaining. If only we could get funding from some Golarion university. ;)
Or are you like Jane Goodall: observing the Jacks & Jills in their natural environment and documenting their lives?
I think the book project you & I were working on was much more entertaining. If only we could get funding from some Golarion university. ;)
"Well one of the many perks of being epic level is being independently wealthy enough to finance large countries in your spare time, so I could cover that...unless you're going for academic legitimacy, that is. Then I totally understand where you're coming from."
"I've heard of this place on Eberron called Morgrave University..." :)
Or are you like Jane Goodall: observing the Jacks & Jills in their natural environment and documenting their lives?
"Gods know we have enough video footage to splice together one helluva documentary. Not that it could air anywhere but Pay-per-View, but why worry about details, neh? Besides, what kind of fun would just observing be?" ;D
The Collective must assimilate this technology.
"Well one of the many perks of being epic level is being independently wealthy enough to finance large countries in your spare time, so I could cover that...unless you're going for academic legitimacy, that is. Then I totally understand where you're coming from."
Wait, you're rich too? {purrs in delight... wait can a slaad purr?}
"I've heard of this place on Eberron called Morgrave University..." :)
After the 4th ed. changes that hammered Faerun, I'm frightened for poor Eberron. And I hear Athas (Dark Sun), which I loved, is in line for the guillotine too.
"Gods know we have enough video footage to splice together one helluva documentary. Not that it could air anywhere but Pay-per-View, but why worry about details, neh? Besides, what kind of fun would just observing be?" ;D
Well Goodall did have to socialize with the gorillas so they'd accept her... just watch out for that little hydra if he misses a meal.
The Collective must assimilate this technology.
The doors on the tour bus seal, the bar and dance floor retracts, and the laser light show/defense system begins to hum as it powers up. A call is sent out to its mobile hunter-killer unit.
The Collective must assimilate this technology.
The doors on the tour bus seal, the bar and dance floor retracts, and the laser light show/defense system begins to hum as it powers up. A call is sent out to its mobile hunter-killer unit.
Your actions are meaningless.
Lynora-jill is outside the "tour bus limo"'s protection in any case.
The corvette skids to a stop and Spike jumps out looking a little queasy.
"Sorry, Spike. I guess I might have taken those turns just a little too fast. It was really cool when the car went on two wheels like that though." ^.^
The Collective must assimilate this technology.
The doors on the tour bus seal, the bar and dance floor retracts, and the laser light show/defense system begins to hum as it powers up. A call is sent out to its mobile hunter-killer unit.
Your actions are meaningless.
Lynora-jill is outside the "tour bus limo"'s protection in any case.
The corvette skids to a stop and Spike jumps out looking a little queasy.
"Sorry, Spike. I guess I might have taken those turns just a little too fast. It was really cool when the car went on two wheels like that though." ^.^
The corvette skids to a stop and Spike jumps out looking a little queasy.
"Sorry, Spike. I guess I might have taken those turns just a little too fast. It was really cool when the car went on two wheels like that though." ^.^
Eek!
"Well one of the many perks of being epic level is being independently wealthy enough to finance large countries in your spare time, so I could cover that...unless you're going for academic legitimacy, that is. Then I totally understand where you're coming from."Wait, you're rich too? {purrs in delight... wait can a slaad purr?}
[Sighs.]
"And that's why I try not to mention that little fact," he chuckles.Trying to take on some feline traits now, are we...? :P
"I've heard of this place on Eberron called Morgrave University..." :)After the 4th ed. changes that hammered Faerun, I'm frightened for poor Eberron. And I hear Athas (Dark Sun), which I loved, is in line for the guillotine too.
"Gods know we have enough video footage to splice together one helluva documentary. Not that it could air anywhere but Pay-per-View, but why worry about details, neh? Besides, what kind of fun would just observing be?" ;DWell Goodall did have to socialize with the gorillas so they'd accept her... just watch out for that little hydra if he misses a meal.
"As long as you're with me, Spike shouldn't be a problem. Besides, he's a sweet little eating machine - nothing at all to worry about." :)
"And just how social were you thinking about getting with the other Jacks, hmmm? I suppose I should include the Jills too, considering how you keep looking over LJ" he says teasingly. ;D
Eek!The corvette skids to a stop and Spike jumps out looking a little queasy.
"Sorry, Spike. I guess I might have taken those turns just a little too fast. It was really cool when the car went on two wheels like that though." ^.^
Eek!The corvette skids to a stop and Spike jumps out looking a little queasy.
"Sorry, Spike. I guess I might have taken those turns just a little too fast. It was really cool when the car went on two wheels like that though." ^.^
"She really is the most wardrobe-challenged woman, isn't she?"
Looks over at Ambrosia, who is probably not listening to a thing he is saying right now.
"I think I just got outbid," he laughs to himself, shaking his head.
"I'll drink to that!"
"That reminds me, I need to go over some of that footage. Good research material for the book, you know. No names mentioned, of course," he says with a grin.
Blushes.
Ooh! That was an expensive bikini too!
Pouts
Blushes.
Ooh! That was an expensive bikini too!
Pouts
"Maybe you should invest in a Ring of Arming with a bathtowel in it, LJ. Either that or find out what keeps zapping your clothes all the time," Devlyn says as he grabs something from behind the bar and hands it to her to put on.
"Whoops - thought that was a towel, not a bartender's apron. Sorry about that..."
Blushes.
Ooh! That was an expensive bikini too!
Pouts
"Maybe you should invest in a Ring of Arming with a bathtowel in it, LJ. Either that or find out what keeps zapping your clothes all the time," Devlyn says as he grabs something from behind the bar and hands it to her to put on.
"Whoops - thought that was a towel, not a bartender's apron. Sorry about that..."
She gets out of the car and walks over to take what she thought was a towel and giggles in spite of herself as she ties on the apron.
It's too bad JH isn't here. I'm pretty sure that this is one of his fantasies.;)
Blushes.
Ooh! That was an expensive bikini too!
Pouts
"Maybe you should invest in a Ring of Arming with a bathtowel in it, LJ. Either that or find out what keeps zapping your clothes all the time," Devlyn says as he grabs something from behind the bar and hands it to her to put on.
"Whoops - thought that was a towel, not a bartender's apron. Sorry about that..."
She gets out of the car and walks over to take what she thought was a towel and giggles in spite of herself as she ties on the apron.
It's too bad JH isn't here. I'm pretty sure that this is one of his fantasies.;)
She gets out of the car and walks over to take what she thought was a towel and giggles in spite of herself as she ties on the apron.
It's too bad JH isn't here. I'm pretty sure that this is one of his fantasies.;)
"You can tease him about it later. Or you can send him a picture of what he's missing right now. So many choices," he says with a wink.
[Sighs.]
"And that's why I try not to mention that little fact," he chuckles.
Trying to take on some feline traits now, are we...? :P
I'm still immune to lycanthropy, but I think I'm subconsciously starting to emulate some of your feline traits. And purring is darn sexier than mating croaks of frogs.
"As long as you're with me, Spike shouldn't be a problem. Besides, he's a sweet little eating machine - nothing at all to worry about." :)
As long as I can still gate, I'm not worried for me. I'm worried for you. And Spike is plenty cute now, but he's part hydra, part dragon... if he gets hungry enough, I think his stomach might override his brains.
"And just how social were you thinking about getting with the other Jacks, hmmm? I suppose I should include the Jills too, considering how you keep looking over LJ" he says teasingly. ;D
I thought you were one one of those Pathfinder Society explorers, always jotting down notes in your journal. Plus, I got to compare the Jacks to gorillas, although that probably isn't fair to the apes. Jacks are definitely not my type... well, at least not the golem-based ones. :)
{whispers:} LJ still "stokes my fires," but I don't think she swings that way sober. As tempting as it is, I wouldn't take advantage of her. Plus, even if she did like girls, I don't think I'm her type (chemistry just ain't there).
Besides, you're a pretty darn good catch (even if you were dirt poor). I may swing both ways, but I'm monogamous, so she missed her chance. And I know there's all kinds of things you can do that no Jill can. ;p
"You can tease him about it later. Or you can send him a picture of what he's missing right now. So many choices," he says with a wink.She gets out of the car and walks over to take what she thought was a towel and giggles in spite of herself as she ties on the apron.
It's too bad JH isn't here. I'm pretty sure that this is one of his fantasies.;)
"ooh, nice. I can do a little of both," she said with a grin. "I don't suppose you have a camera?"
Presuming he does, she'll pose for the picture holding up a big mug of beer. She'll leave the picture along with a note saying 'Too bad you weren't here' in the limo-bus where JH will be sure to find it. She then digs out another bikini and changes out of the apron.
"ooh, nice. I can do a little of both," she said with a grin. "I don't suppose you have a camera?"
Presuming he does, she'll pose for the picture holding up a big mug of beer. She'll leave the picture along with a note saying 'Too bad you weren't here' in the limo-bus where JH will be sure to find it. She then digs out another bikini and changes out of the apron.
Punches the override code to get in the limo bus and grabs one of the good HD cameras for this job.
And purring is darn sexier than mating croaks of frogs.
I'm still immune to lycanthropy, but I think I'm subconsciously starting to emulate some of your feline traits. And purring is darn sexier than mating croaks of frogs.
"You do have a dangerously sexy purr, I can testify to that," he says with a playful glint in his eye.
As long as I can still gate, I'm not worried for me. I'm worried for you. And Spike is plenty cute now, but he's part hydra, part dragon... if he gets hungry enough, I think his stomach might override his brains.
"Which is why I've made sure to get on his good side now, while he's still impressionable. Besides, I can out-corner him or Shadow Jump away if he gets too frisky."
I thought you were one one of those Pathfinder Society explorers, always jotting down notes in your journal. Plus, I got to compare the Jacks to gorillas, although that probably isn't fair to the apes. Jacks are definitely not my type... well, at least not the golem-based ones. :)
"Well I do try to jot a few things down for posterity, that's true," as he holds up the bound notes of their 'project'.
LJ still "stokes my fires," but I don't think she swings that way sober. As tempting as it is, I wouldn't take advantage of her. Plus, even if she did like girls, I don't think I'm her type (chemistry just ain't there).
Besides, you're a pretty darn good catch (even if you were dirt poor). I may swing both ways, but I'm monogamous, so she missed her chance. And I know there's all kinds of things you can do that no Jill can. ;p
"You're making me blush now, stop that. And back at ya, sweets," he says with a sincere smile.
"Speaking of LJ, though, she found out about what I was writing down and was nice enough to contribute a few...ideas...for the project," as Devlyn hands Ambrosia the notes LJ scribbled down. "We'll need to look into these later - to make sure the data is good, of course," he says with a wicked grin.
"You're making me blush now, stop that. And back at ya, sweets," he says with a sincere smile.
"Speaking of LJ, though, she found out about what I was writing down and was nice enough to contribute a few...ideas...for the project," as Devlyn hands Ambrosia the notes LJ scribbled down. "We'll need to look into these...
{eyes boggle at notes} Wow!
Just... wow!!!
{does high kick, stretches with leg propped up against wall} Wow, I guess this body is that bendy.
And that one... I think the Vudrani call it Kapotasana...
{her pupils are dilated wide, her face flushed, she whispers:} I'm getting all kinds of naughty ideas now. {starts looking around for a bucket of ice to sit in}
{eyes boggle at notes} Wow!
Just... wow!!!
{does high kick, stretches with leg propped up against wall} Wow, I guess this body is that bendy.
And that one... I think the Vudrani call it Kapotasana...
{her pupils are dilated wide, her face flushed, she whispers:} I'm getting all kinds of naughty ideas now. {starts looking around for a bucket of ice to sit in}
Leans against the bar wall as Amby does her stretch.
"Well then - back to the clearing, or the empty limo-bus over there? Unless you want to try and be good and wait til later, of course. If that's the case, the cold shower booths are by the pool."
Leans against the bar wall as Amby does her stretch.
"Well then - back to the clearing, or the empty limo-bus over there? Unless you want to try and be good and wait til later, of course. If that's the case, the cold shower booths are by the pool."
{sits in The Jacks' ice machine behind the bar} Brrrrr... n-n-no, this isn't s-s-so bad {teeth chattering}
{sits in The Jacks' ice machine behind the bar} Brrrrr... n-n-no, this isn't s-s-so bad {teeth chattering}
"....What are you doing? Okay sweets - I think you've cooled down enough. Come here," he says as he picks her up out of the ice machine, and heads over to the hot tub to thaw her out.
** spoiler omitted **
How in the name of Hell do you get a large hydra in a corvette?Gallops after the car at top speed, eventually colliding with the bumper when the car screeches to a halt.
Meep!
He rubs his hurt noses with his paws and then notices that his person has opened the door for him.
Happily climbs into the car, heads leaning out the window as they drive.
"I don't think he did. LJ was going too fast for him to do much more than hang out the side and catch some air. Though he is looking a little green in the gills now that he's back on solid ground...you might want to stay clear of him, just in case." :)
<much personal whining snipped>
Golarion needs OGL/PFRPG versions of the Jacks too, something more defined, something unique... instead of just pulling out a golem from the MM or importing warforged from Eberron.
Maybe in time for next year's PaizoCon Wayfinder?
<much personal whining snipped>Golarion needs OGL/PFRPG versions of the Jacks too, something more defined, something unique... instead of just pulling out a golem from the MM or importing warforged from Eberron.
Maybe in time for next year's PaizoCon Wayfinder?
See? She does love us!
See? She does love us!<much personal whining snipped>Golarion needs OGL/PFRPG versions of the Jacks too, something more defined, something unique... instead of just pulling out a golem from the MM or importing warforged from Eberron.
Maybe in time for next year's PaizoCon Wayfinder?
Yay!