Can you change Angel Fish's filter?
Hey, do you guys need any plumbing here?
Oh, yes! I can do better. I can build an exchange system that does it automatically for years to come. And I can install golden pipes for his water that make celestial sounds suitable for a creature so angelic! And I can sculpt custom minis to enliven his tank!
Oh, yes! I can do better. I can build an exchange system that does it automatically for years to come. And I can install golden pipes for his water that make celestial sounds suitable for a creature so angelic! And I can sculpt custom minis to enliven his tank!Can you change Angel Fish's filter?
Hey, do you guys need any plumbing here?
Um, okay. Welcome to the club.
So we're playing Life now? Uh, let me see the rulebook for a sec. *Gets out crayons*I'm just correcting spelling mistakes.
<Spins the dial>
Oooh, a 2.
"Pet badger dies, pay $500."
What kind of "life" is this?
Um, okay. Welcome to the club.
So we're playing Life now?
Yes, that's why I came! A very pretty gnome girl once told me I should get one.
Uh, let me see the rulebook for a sec. *Gets out crayons*
I'm just correcting spelling mistakes.
OK, let's see...
<spins>
A four ... You are the party cleric? That's not really true, is it?
*link omitted*
Are you here to mock me, even in the celestial realms? Can it be a gnome under that mask?
The best Celestial game of Life
Smite Rickroller!
*Lightning bolt comes down and hits jester*That was a warning shot.
Whatever you want to do boss!
Now it's my turn.
<Spins>
A 10. That's good right?
"DSS takes your children. Your neighbors burn your house down."
Who made this game?
I think he was trying to link this.
{pounds head with tentacles} Out damned song, out!
Who made this game?
{flips to back of instructions:} "Copyright, Infernal Industries Ltd, a division of AsmodeoCo Multidimensional Enterprises." Oh, it's an ACME product!
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*looks at other spaces on the board*
"You contract ringworm, go back 3 spaces."
"Your financial advisor was a con artist. Turn all your money over to the bank."
"You lose a leg in an industrial accident. Move only half the number on the spinner from now on."
"Just kill yourself now, because life isn't getting any better."
I don't think there's a good square on this board!
Oh, wait, here's one...
"Millionaire offers you $30,000 for a night with your wife."
*Spins*
A 10. *Scribbles*
Ah, a millionaire dies and leaves me all his possessions! Nice!
Honestly?
You're shambling into a thread of celestial beings?
*Readies a "Greater Turning" attempt*
Uh oh. This could get ugly...
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<The pieces of the poodle head thaw, and each sprouts a set of spider legs. The pieces crawl towards each other.>
Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss!
<The poodle-head slaad thing reforms completely, and it sprays twin streams of acid at random patrons in the thread.>
<It then scuttles out of the thread.>
Augh!
promptly re-dies?
<Runs back with vegetable tray>
OK. We've got Ranch, High-Fat Italian, All-Fat Vinaigrette...not sure about that one. Someone tried to sell me Dretchings, though. No thanks!
Say, where'd everyone go?
Nah-one evar picks low-fat dressin's!
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*Hits Fruit Slaad with moral dilemma, then blasts him out of the thread with axiomatic energy*Hmmm... would implanting an egg in a nymphet give it the celestial template?That would be "nice", but wouldn't be necessary to be "good". Plus, the slaadi kind of stink up the place.{gates in, looks around, and wrinkles nose in disgust} Now now, CB, sometimes being Good does mean being Nice too. You wouldn't want the Slaadi to file a class-discrimination Lawsuit against you and your "enterprise" here, would you?
Besides, I'm certain you could have gotten one or two of those "nymphets" to scrub down any Slaad that popped in.
{starts wandering around, making note of fire exits, maximum occupancy, and equal access for physically-challenged patrons}
Yeah... see... I'm chaotic evil, not neutral. Moral dilemmas don't really work. Law... maybe.
Can't an undead abomination just drop by for a visit? Don't you love me no more?
I don't suppose an undead abomination has any need for plumbing?
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Honestly?
You're shambling into a thread of celestial beings?
*Readies a "Greater Turning" attempt*
sniff
Can't an undead abomination just drop by for a visit? Don't you love me no more?
Sorry, old buddy.
I'll tell you what, if you promise not to eat any brains in this thread, I'll put the holy symbol away.
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Somehow describing the Jacks as my family makes what I was doing last night seem very, very wrong. Congratulations, you've managed to trade one moral dilemma for another.Hmm. Well, you are clearly loyal to the Jacks, but have loyalties to one of their enemies. It's tough. But, none of it is your fault. You are loyal to your family, and loyal to your friend. You cannot choose one over the other, nor should you. The Jacks probably will not strike again, and if they do, you can stop them. Just comfort your friend, I guess, and help her out. You can keep the Jacks from bugging her. I'm not really all that good at advice, but that's mine.Well, the Jacks recently decided to go to war against the slaads. Not really unusual. I figured it was all good fun, everybody fights and then it's over. But then the guys kinda went overboard with the power gloating and Ambrosia Slaad is really ticked. I feel bad. She's my friend. But I'm a Jill and my loyalty is supposed to be with them. And I was actually really proud of them for winning, as sick as that probably is. I'm just not sure what the right thing to do is at this point. No matter what I do someone I care about ends up ticked off with me.Sooo, if I happened to have a moral dilemma, you guys would be the ones to talk to right?I would. What is it?
Think of yourself as the "wife" in the family. You know, the big, fat, matronly woman and her "husband" (never mind that the husband may change).
Ducks.|
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Somehow describing the Jacks as my family makes what I was doing last night seem very, very wrong. Congratulations, you've managed to trade one moral dilemma for another.Hmm. Well, you are clearly loyal to the Jacks, but have loyalties to one of their enemies. It's tough. But, none of it is your fault. You are loyal to your family, and loyal to your friend. You cannot choose one over the other, nor should you. The Jacks probably will not strike again, and if they do, you can stop them. Just comfort your friend, I guess, and help her out. You can keep the Jacks from bugging her. I'm not really all that good at advice, but that's mine.Well, the Jacks recently decided to go to war against the slaads. Not really unusual. I figured it was all good fun, everybody fights and then it's over. But then the guys kinda went overboard with the power gloating and Ambrosia Slaad is really ticked. I feel bad. She's my friend. But I'm a Jill and my loyalty is supposed to be with them. And I was actually really proud of them for winning, as sick as that probably is. I'm just not sure what the right thing to do is at this point. No matter what I do someone I care about ends up ticked off with me.Sooo, if I happened to have a moral dilemma, you guys would be the ones to talk to right?I would. What is it?Think of yourself as the "wife" in the family. You know, the big, fat, matronly woman and her "husband" (never mind that the husband may change).
Ducks.
Pops in from the slaad thread.
[slaad]
Yes a drink sounds wonderful, she said, starting to perk up. So, you're Ambrosia's sister. She mentioned you once. It's a pleasure to meet you....But then the guys kinda went overboard with the power gloating and Ambrosia Slaad is really ticked. I feel bad. She's my friend. But I'm a Jill and my loyalty is supposed to be with them. And I was actually really proud of them for winning, as sick as that probably is. I'm just not sure what the right thing to do is at this point. No matter what I do someone I care about ends up ticked off with me.As Ambrosia's sister, I'm sure she wouldn't want you to have to choose. Many of us step over the line and everyone makes mistakes (well, except those residents of Mechanus). She's been extra moody this last week, so don't blame the Jacks and certainly don't blame yourself. If it wasn't this, something else would have set her off. She definitely didn't want to come between you and your family.
Just give her a little time for her to cool off, ok? If you want, you can always pop by the thread, but we slaadi do seem to be more preoccupied with picnics than parties.
{orders another mimosa} Do you want a drink?
Well, they're not exactly "sisters" so much as 2 sides of the same d6. They killed Slaad-Barr, you know.
Yes a drink sounds wonderful, she said, starting to perk up. So, you're Ambrosia's sister. She mentioned you once. It's a pleasure to meet you.Well, they're not exactly "sisters" so much as 2 sides of the same d6...
Who to the what now...?
Do I have to? Can't we just play a nice game of Jumanji or Zathura, instead?
Well, they're not exactly "sisters" so much as 2 sides of the same d6...Hey! I'm at least a d8, maybe a d10 (Outsiders are d10 right?) But I'm slim, so I can still wear a d6 or some d4s.
Who to the what now...?
Once upon a time, when the Slaad thread was only on the first page, Slaad-Barr stumbled in from the Outer Planes. As a chaotic Green Slaad, the strange energies of the Uncharted OTD Territories began to work on his mind and he started creating multiple aliases, including Eekster and myself.
Then, the Powers-That-Be decided the Grand Cosmology would work better if the FaWTL thread was in the OTD. Much chaos ensued... dogs and cats living together, Scorpius usurped Crais, D'Argo and Crichton blew up Scorpies base, Daniel Jackson ascended and Parker Lewis joined SG-1, Lord Bowler and Brisco Jr teamed up, Lilith baked scones and baklava, Sebastian was less evil...
Anyhow, Slaad-Barr fragmented into separate individuals. SB sought to put us all back into his head, so Eekster and I... uhm, removed him as a threat. Ghostly SB haunted the FaWTL demiplane for a short period, got Melon-Balled, turned Swedish, and made Pecan Sandie Duncan. Eventually though, Scrappy Doo Slaad buried SB's bones somewhere in the Poodle Lord demiplane. But if conditions are right and Puddle grows the most sincere pumpkin patch, he may yet arise again.
{glances at an even more confused Devlyn} It's ok, a little bit of "brain a'splode" is normal.
See what this game is doing--it's making "people" babble incoherently!
Hm, my turn? OK.
<spins...> An eight! "You will be visited by thread-crappers from another dimension. Pay $500 for busted plumbing."
Whoa, that's eery!
{glances at an even more confused Devlyn} It's ok, a little bit of "brain a'splode" is normal.
I really should not have read that before having my morning Red Bull....
Yeah... see... I'm chaotic evil, not neutral. Moral dilemmas don't really work. Law... maybe.*Hits Fruit Slaad with moral dilemma, then blasts him out of the thread with axiomatic energy*Hmmm... would implanting an egg in a nymphet give it the celestial template?That would be "nice", but wouldn't be necessary to be "good". Plus, the slaadi kind of stink up the place.{gates in, looks around, and wrinkles nose in disgust} Now now, CB, sometimes being Good does mean being Nice too. You wouldn't want the Slaadi to file a class-discrimination Lawsuit against you and your "enterprise" here, would you?
Besides, I'm certain you could have gotten one or two of those "nymphets" to scrub down any Slaad that popped in.
{starts wandering around, making note of fire exits, maximum occupancy, and equal access for physically-challenged patrons}
Wow, you certainly have a delayed reaction. And moral dilemmas work best on evil people. What I'm doing is making you feel bad about being evil. Also, I think I banished you.
I see your point. I think taking turns punching one another in the face would be more fun than this edition of Life.Do I have to? Can't we just play a nice game of Jumanji or Zathura, instead?
Can I have a turn?
Okay, an eight. Hmm. You win an all-expenses paid trip around the world. Cool! I don't see what's so bad about this game, guys. It seems fine to me. ^.^
I see your point. I think taking turns punching one another in the face would be more fun than this edition of Life.Do I have to? Can't we just play a nice game of Jumanji or Zathura, instead?
Can I have a turn?
Okay, an eight. Hmm. You win an all-expenses paid trip around the world. Cool! I don't see what's so bad about this game, guys. It seems fine to me. ^.^
OK. I'll try it.
<Spins>
I got a 7. Let's see. "You win an all-expenses paid trip around the world...on a leper ship."
Dang it!
My turn! My turn!
*spins*
"You adopt a poodle."
Is this supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm not sure. It depends on the poodle?
Hello. The adoption agency sent me over here. Someone adopted a poodle?
<Bumps into +5 Holy Avenger, which promptly dissolves>
Oops.
My turn! My turn!
*spins*
"You adopt a poodle."
Is this supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing?
It's a GREAT thing. *licks Celestial Healer*
Is it my turn again?
Oh, a four. Hmm. Your career in fashion design is really taking off. Move ahead five spaces. I like this game. :)
Let me try! *spins* "Punted by a Jack. Move back 5 spaces" This sounds like my real life. YAP!
Can I take a turn?
<Reaches for the spinner>
Can I take a turn?
<Reaches for the spinner>
Have at it!
<Spins the plastic spinner>
Ooh, a 26. My favorite number. "You inherit a metal scrapyard." Wow! This game *is* fun!