No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.I think I'll play some football today.With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.
Why did we never wind up together, Hill?
Why did we never wind up together, Hill?No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.I think I'll play some football today.With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.
Protect me dick, she scares me.
Why did we never wind up together, Hill?No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.I think I'll play some football today.With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.
Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.
Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.Why did we never wind up together, Hill?No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.I think I'll play some football today.With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.
I love it when you talk dirty.
Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.Why did we never wind up together, Hill?No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.I think I'll play some football today.With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.
I'd rather go hunting with Cheney then to bed with you.
Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.
I'd rather go hunting with Cheney then to bed with you.
{uploads doctored photos of Cheney and Patty-patty Buch-buch (~2:45 in) in bed together to TMZ.com}
You Americans are so funny, I could listen to you all day. HoweverI have a meeting with the Iranians at noon to discuss the missiles we are sending to them. Perhaps after I can return and watch this soap opera some more.
I love it when you talk dirty.Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.Why did we never wind up together, Hill?No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.I think I'll play some football today.With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.
Besides, you're too much of a wimp. You shot a guy and didn't even kill him! WTF?!?
Besides, you're too much of a wimp. You shot a guy and didn't even kill him! WTF?!?
Nah, I think Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheney was just stunning him 'til they got back to his Pit of Dispair. He had some contractor -- I think it was Rugen Ltd. -- install some new torture device and he was itching to break it in.
I'm sad most of the time.
No one came to my party.
I'm sad most of the time.
No one came to my party.
How are you feeling now your brain has been munched by zombies?
How are you feeling now your brain has been munched by zombies?I'm sad most of the time.
No one came to my party.
The same.
The same.How are you feeling now your brain has been munched by zombies?I'm sad most of the time.
No one came to my party.
I can believe it, Comrade Lieberman.
Why don't the zombies want to chew on my brain? Don't they love me?
Trying to get a hold of your brain would be like trying to get a hold of my heart.
Easy because we keep them in jars?Why don't the zombies want to chew on my brain? Don't they love me?Trying to get a hold of your brain would be like trying to get a hold of my heart.
Have you noticed that both of our pictures have big, jagged scars? And yet when I see either of us on CNN, they're not there.
Weird.
People are trying to get at all of my FBI interviews.
I don't know how many times I have to tell people that they were just fashion interviews. Nothing of substance.
People are trying to get at all of my FBI interviews.
I don't know how many times I have to tell people that they were just fashion interviews. Nothing of substance.
It's important to know whether people can wear white after Labor Day without being water-boarded.
I was interviewed once.
I was interviewed once.
John McLaughlin said that you are welcome on the show at any time.
We need someone to brink us drinks.
This thread's been quiet lately.
Too quiet.
It reminds me of the long silence W would always insist on before he broke wind.
Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize?
Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize?
Shoot the current owner and seize it for yourself.
That is how I went about redistributing economic resources.
Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize?Shoot the current owner and seize it for yourself.
That is how I went about redistributing economic resources.
Say, weren't you in that movie with Madonna?
Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize?Shoot the current owner and seize it for yourself.
Wait, is this a Highlander thing?
You're all commies!! Every last one of you!! All i see is RED RED RED!!!!
Say, weren't you in that movie with Madonna?Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize?Shoot the current owner and seize it for yourself.
That is how I went about redistributing economic resources.
Hey, I might have been a mass-murderer, purveyor of poisonous political drivel and despoiler of a country's wealth but there are some things even I would not stoop to.
Buy my T-shirts!
Say, weren't you in that movie with Madonna?Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize?Shoot the current owner and seize it for yourself.
That is how I went about redistributing economic resources.
Hey, I might have been a mass-murderer, purveyor of poisonous political drivel and despoiler of a country's wealth but there are some things even I would not stoop to.
Buy my T-shirts!
You were, though! She sang that song "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" and you sang... something else. And you danced too.
Oohhh.....Dancing Che Guevara. Is that like Tickle Me Elmo?
*punches Biden in the face*
Did that tickle?
Oh come on Dicky-boy! Do you actually think hitting me in the head will damage anything?*punches Biden in the face*
Did that tickle?
*clutches chest*
Ooh, too much excitement...
*defibrillates self*
That's better...
Hey! This is a public forum, not a place for you to engage in lewd self-gratification.*defibrillates self*
That's better...
Isn't that what you do everywhere you go?
How do you define politics?
Does utter universal annihilation count as a platform?
How do you define politics?
Does utter universal annihilation count as a platform?
Are you starting a new party? This "Indepenent Democrat" bit isn't working out so well. And universal annihilation is something I can get behind.
If you give me a senate chairmanship, I promise to half-heartedly and occasionally promote your policies.
I stood on a platform once, when I took a train from Philadelphia to Washington.
I thought you were from Delaware.
How do you define politics?
Does utter universal annihilation count as a platform?
Are you Ctulhu's running mate?
How do you define politics?
Does utter universal annihilation count as a platform?
That's the Republican platform get your own.
I'm thinking of visitng Afganistan again. It's such a cool place. Maybe they'll build a Disney park there.....
I like the "It's a Small World" ride. I don't know how they found all those children from all over the world to keep singing all day long, but they're damn talented.