must keep thread going
and going
who was that masked titan, and what were they talking about
*edit*
Lights a candle
Lets get a party started here
<Ding!>
Vell, I am terrible sorry, Var-Bucks, but your time is kaput! Our next appointment is already scheduled, and I must go to my next one, which is qvite pressing.
Lord Prezident, though I am a physician, all of my practice is given over to analysis now, so I do not believe I vould be suitable for your concierge pozition. I hope to hear from your Zurgeon General soon, as I vould love to be his Assistant, Undersecretary of the Collective Unconscious. I am zertain that it vould be qvuite important, given your cabinet and the frequency of outziders in zis realm.
Good day!
<clicks heels, bows, and turns>
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Goblins don't like small-headed tall human women who smell bad and wear ugly colors.I didn't know goblins liked anything.
Of course we do. We like killing horses. And killing dogs. And lighting fires. And eating. And big-headed short women wearing brown and smelling good. And babies. And eating. And killing. And torturing. And raiding. And eating.
Ayup. Seoni.
I TPKed my whole group again.
Harsh.
HAHAHAHA!
I see it becomeing all the rage among DMs. Imagine a trap that drops it's victims into a tar filled pit and then hits them with alchemist fire.
But getting the party to decide by themselves to put alchemist's fire in the pit makes it so much more evil.
Edit: I liked your reenvisioning of the Avenger.
Lady Solnes is also looking for a personal trainer, anyone interested in helping her work up a sweat?I am looking to gettting into shape, and I need a workout partner. and I thought you were supposed to make her work up a sweat, Lord President. *rimshot
*runs for cover back on sofa talking to doctor Jung
*using Christoper Walken voice*
Lord Secretary of Kicking A**, shoot....him.
But just in the foot. I kinda like the guy.
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Agg! Two whole hours gone without a post!Would post more but the kids keep thinking I should spend time with them... go figure.
Goblins do this with their kids:
When birth is given, put the child in a cage, then let out about 3 times a day to breastfeed.
Around 6 months old, when the kid is able to walk, stop breastfeeding and only let out once a day to walk on a leash. Feed twice a day.
About 18 months old, when the kid is able to talk, walk them around the lair with their leash on, and let the other kids play with it. Make sure you clean up the crap.
At 2 years, the kid is adolescent and can be let out indefinitely. If they try to steal food, put the leash back on and starve them for a while.
When the kid has reached 3 years old or has killed a creature bigger than it, it is adult.
Ayup. Seoni.
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
EE NO EES
This thread is way too long!That sir is sedition!! By the power of my office I swear this thread will continue until I damn well say it ends!!! Lord Secretary of Kicking A**! turn this piece of goblin goo over to Lynora for reconditioning.<Conks yoda8myhead on the, er, head>
Lynora, do whatever...pleases you...with this cretin!
*cracks whip*
Has someone been a naughty boy? I bet you think I'm going to punish you now. But I have a better idea. I think you should spend some quality time with my associate, Helga. She's very...talented at re-education.*evil grin*
One fine day, one of the knights who say, "NEE!" met a beautiful sorceress...
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You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Why does everyone keep forgetting to link that when they say it... seriously people you gotta stay on the ball here!
This thread is way too long!That sir is sedition!! By the power of my office I swear this thread will continue until I damn well say it ends!!! Lord Secretary of Kicking A**! turn this piece of goblin goo over to Lynora for reconditioning.<Conks yoda8myhead on the, er, head>
Lynora, do whatever...pleases you...with this cretin!
*cracks whip*
Has someone been a naughty boy? I bet you think I'm going to punish you now. But I have a better idea. I think you should spend some quality time with my associate, Helga. She's very...talented at re-education.
*evil grin*
Excuse me for a moment Lynora, but you are remembering to keep Helga well hidden aren't you? I mean you know how bad she scares the school tour groups, and I may be a power mad loony but they are just children.
*walks away shuddering at the thought of Helga*
Excuse me for a moment Lynora, but you are remembering to keep Helga well hidden aren't you? I mean you know how bad she scares the school tour groups, and I may be a power mad loony but they are just children.
*walks away shuddering at the thought of Helga*
Of course, sir! She's in a top-secret location. The tour groups don't have that kind of clearance.
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Of course, sir! She's in a top-secret location. The tour groups don't have that kind of clearance.
Excuse me for a moment Lynora, but you are remembering to keep Helga well hidden aren't you? I mean you know how bad she scares the school tour groups, and I may be a power mad loony but they are just children.
*walks away shuddering at the thought of Helga*
mmmmm Helga! *drool*
Of course, sir! She's in a top-secret location. The tour groups don't have that kind of clearance.
Excuse me for a moment Lynora, but you are remembering to keep Helga well hidden aren't you? I mean you know how bad she scares the school tour groups, and I may be a power mad loony but they are just children.
*walks away shuddering at the thought of Helga*
Ok, but I swear I heard screaming and whimpering last night. Or was that Hugh Jackman being de-briefed? ;)
Ok, but I swear I heard screaming and whimpering last night. Or was that Hugh Jackman being de-briefed? ;)Of course, sir! She's in a top-secret location. The tour groups don't have that kind of clearance.
Excuse me for a moment Lynora, but you are remembering to keep Helga well hidden aren't you? I mean you know how bad she scares the school tour groups, and I may be a power mad loony but they are just children.
*walks away shuddering at the thought of Helga*
Ummmm. *blush*
De-briefedHa Ha Ha... I knew there was a reason you were the President!
Yes their is my fine Aussie friend... I'm just not sure what it is. How the 7734 did I get to be in charge anyway? I mean was there NO other canedate running?