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RPG Superstar 2012

Solnes, can I get your real-mail address so I can complete my belated and not-so-super-secret project?

You can send it to:

Spoiler:

my user name@earthlink.net

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:

I don't like research studies they always prove someone's agenda and it is never mine that is justified.

except here where we can agree
** spoiler omitted **
FTW!!!

Also Flash aiming for a study abroad and since you are in the Newcastle area I might go there for a semester next year around this time I think?

Unless someone can point out a good thing about anyother place

Coolness! :)

Dark Archive

Jump up, jump up, and get down.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Jump Around... Jump Around...

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Didn't pick you for a House of Pain man David... ;)


Lady and Gentlemen, below are some of the jumping denizens of the thread. I have not yet analyzed their purpose.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

<Hops on one foot, er, paw>

Am I doing it right?

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

taig wrote:

<Hops on one foot, er, paw>

Am I doing it right?

No, no... all feet off the ground on the same level... Jump not Hop!

Silly Badger...


DINNER ROLLS!!!!!

Starts flinging dinner rolls around the thread

Dark Archive

flash_cxxi wrote:
Didn't pick you for a House of Pain man David... ;)

I have a very eclectic taste in music.

Silver Crusade

David Fryer wrote:

Yes it would be. Clear, concise report writing is a very important skill. Also the ablity to handle stressful situations and interact with the public while keeping your temper. You would be surprised how many idiots you hav to deal with when you work in law enforcement. And these are people that would othewise be rational and reasonable, but something about seeing a uniform turns them into morons. Everything else can be learned, and in fact most LE academies teach everything else you need to know. So to summerize the four things you need to have that can't be taught are:

1)The ability to express yourself concisely and clearly.
2)Deductive reasoning skills and rational thought processes.
3)The ability to deal with people.
4)An even temper

I would avoid Lawful Evil academies myself.

Silver Crusade

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

DINNER ROLLS!!!!!

Starts flinging dinner rolls around the thread

Mmmmm.

Rolls.

Dark Archive

Celestial Healer wrote:
David Fryer wrote:

Yes it would be. Clear, concise report writing is a very important skill. Also the ablity to handle stressful situations and interact with the public while keeping your temper. You would be surprised how many idiots you hav to deal with when you work in law enforcement. And these are people that would othewise be rational and reasonable, but something about seeing a uniform turns them into morons. Everything else can be learned, and in fact most LE academies teach everything else you need to know. So to summerize the four things you need to have that can't be taught are:

1)The ability to express yourself concisely and clearly.
2)Deductive reasoning skills and rational thought processes.
3)The ability to deal with people.
4)An even temper

I would avoid Lawful Evil academies myself.

Yeah, different groups, different meanings for the same abreviations. I the military LE meant law enforcement. I was an SP myself.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

David Fryer wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Didn't pick you for a House of Pain man David... ;)
I have a very eclectic taste in music.

You should see my collection. Just ask Moorluck and Solnes, they have a sampling. ;)

RPG Superstar 2012

Puffy the Dinner Roll wrote:

DINNER ROLLS!!!!!

Starts flinging dinner rolls around the thread

<Jumps up and down on all paws and catches a dinner roll>

It's no Pecan Sandie, but it will do.

Silver Crusade

David Fryer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
David Fryer wrote:

Yes it would be. Clear, concise report writing is a very important skill. Also the ablity to handle stressful situations and interact with the public while keeping your temper. You would be surprised how many idiots you hav to deal with when you work in law enforcement. And these are people that would othewise be rational and reasonable, but something about seeing a uniform turns them into morons. Everything else can be learned, and in fact most LE academies teach everything else you need to know. So to summerize the four things you need to have that can't be taught are:

1)The ability to express yourself concisely and clearly.
2)Deductive reasoning skills and rational thought processes.
3)The ability to deal with people.
4)An even temper

I would avoid Lawful Evil academies myself.
Yeah, different groups, different meanings for the same abreviations. I the military LE meant law enforcement. I was an SP myself.

I put it together pretty quickly... but when I first read your post, "Lawful Evil" was the first thing that came to mind. Heh.


taig wrote:

Solnes, can I get your real-mail address so I can complete my belated and not-so-super-secret project?

You can send it to:

** spoiler omitted **

Done and done! :)


Wow...the baby really didn't want that diaper changed! Threw a right royal fit! :) Too bad for him I know he is tickelish!

So how is everyone today? Doing pretty well here. Kids are down for naps and I am here with you. Getting ready to maybe have some lunch...do you know what I am thinking of having?!

Dark Archive

I found this epitaph in a book and thought it was funny. The formatting is direct from the headstone.

Sacred to the memory
of my husband
John Barnes
Who died
January 3,1803.
His comely young widow,
aged 23, has many
qualifications
of a good wife,
and yearns to be
comforted.

Dark Archive

Two more good ones.

Here lies Jane Smith,
wife of Thomas Smith,
Marble Cutter.
Monuments of the same style,
$350

Here lies young Ezikel Height.
Died from jumping Jim Smith's claim;
didn't hppen at the mining site,
The claim he jumped,
was Jim Smith's dame.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Things are going OK, here. I've been pretty busy, so I haven't been able to do some of the things I want to do. Oh well.

Happy 9/9/9 everybody!

Dark Archive

Come on guys!

Spoiler:
BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


taig wrote:

Things are going OK, here. I've been pretty busy, so I haven't been able to do some of the things I want to do. Oh well.

Happy 9/9/9 everybody!

Yeah!

Let's go to the movies!


So Solnes how were the fish sticks and tater tots


Lord Secretary War-Bucks wrote:
So Solnes how were the fish sticks and tater tots

*Giggle* How did ya know? ;)

And they were AWESOME!


D+ in Algebra!! Its completely transferable and a PASS!!! YAYYYY!!!

Dark Archive

Can anyone tell me what book the feat "Practiced Spellcaster" is in??


Mac, they were in

Spoiler:

Boobs to the head


New page?


Yay!!! New page
and for all

Spoiler:

Boobs to the head

To Ed Gruberman, and Jenny & the Wimp
Spoiler:

Boot to the head

Last will and Testament


even better


Solnes wrote:


D+ in Algebra!! Its completely transferable and a PASS!!! YAYYYY!!!

Woot! Yay! Go you! That's fantastic! :)


Solnes wrote:


D+ in Algebra!! Its completely transferable and a PASS!!! YAYYYY!!!

Beat ya, A got a C-

Oh yes, the Bug Cult thread is officially open. Come one, come all, come as a bug.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Aberzombie wrote:
Wow! Has this become the longest thread ever? Except for those PBP threads - I'm sure some of them are longer....right?

Sadly, this is the longest thread ever. The current top ten:

Forums are Way Too Long!!!, 11,155 posts
Aubrey's Eberron campaign., 8,426 posts
Three Word Game, Anybody?, 7,190 posts
untitled, 6,994 posts
The Angry Jack Cult, 6,333 posts
Aubrey's Rise of the Runelords campaign, 5,709 posts
Chronicles of the Silver Rose Company, 4,953 posts
Age of Darkness, 4,838 posts
The Five Word Game!, 4,745 posts
Heathy's Saltmarsh Campaign, II, 4,575 posts

The Exchange

So we are indeed the LONGEST THREAD EVER!!!.

This is the best news I've had all day.

Spoiler:
sad ain't it

Thanks Gary!


Gary Teter wrote:
Chronicles of the Silver Rose Company, 4,953 posts

Nah nah nah naaaah nah! I got a top ten threadcount PbP! nah nah nah naaah NAH!

Does the happy monkey dance

Dark Archive

Gary Teter wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Wow! Has this become the longest thread ever? Except for those PBP threads - I'm sure some of them are longer....right?

Sadly, this is the longest thread ever. The current top ten:

Forums are Way Too Long!!!, 11,155 posts

The Angry Jack Cult, 6,333 posts

Sadly? I love it. I love that I started the Jack Cult, which is also part of the top 10.


David Fryer wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Wow! Has this become the longest thread ever? Except for those PBP threads - I'm sure some of them are longer....right?

Sadly, this is the longest thread ever. The current top ten:

Forums are Way Too Long!!!, 11,155 posts

The Angry Jack Cult, 6,333 posts

Sadly? I love it. I love that I started the Jack Cult, which is also part of the top 10.

Go you! :)

Yeah, I kinda got a kick out of the fact that I'm an active participant in three of the top ten. :)
We all need our little achievements in life. Please don't remind me how pathetisad that makes me. Please? ;)

The Exchange

Think of it this way lynora, it puts you in our fine company, and that is something you just can't put a price on.

Spoiler:
$1.54


And threads used to implode at 7500 posts. Go Team Paizo!


Robby the Robot wrote:
Lady and Gentlemen, below are some of the jumping denizens of the thread. I have not yet analyzed their purpose.

Hey! They have

Spoiler:
boobies!

Can you tractor beam a couple up here?

*tosses cold beers down to the inhabitants*

They'll think I'm like a Beer God. Cool!


I am afraid the vehicle is filled to capacity...especially if I am to replicate some of this liquid to which you seem so attached. However, on our way back, I may drop any of you off here instead of your thread of origin.


Robby the Robot wrote:
I am afraid the vehicle is filled to capacity...especially if I am to replicate some of this liquid to which you seem so attached. However, on our way back, I may drop any of you off here instead of your thread of origin.

*sigh*

Looks like milk's been doing some bodies good down there.


Flys up to the strange craft, looks into the cockpit window.

Spoiler:
Lifts top and jiggles

that what you guys came for?


My analysis of the fat in their upper torsos is consistent with a healthy lifestyle and strong maternalistic genes...and consistent with the noticeable grins on the male denizens faces.

Thank you madam. They are quite globular. My passengers seem rather interested in them.


Robby the Robot wrote:

My analysis of the fat in their upper torsos is consistent with a healthy lifestyle and strong maternalistic genes...and consistent with the noticeable grins on the male denizens faces.

Thank you madam. They are quite globular. My passengers seem rather interested in them.

*face turns red*

The fat?, quite globular? Now you better say something nice about these or I swear I'll use them to incite your passengers to throw you out of there!


Not that inoccent. wrote:

Flys up to the strange craft, looks into the cockpit window.

** spoiler omitted **

that what you guys came for?

Hello nurse!


Jack Hammer wrote:
Not that inoccent. wrote:

Flys up to the strange craft, looks into the cockpit window.

** spoiler omitted **

that what you guys came for?

Hello nurse!

See that's what an Alu-demon wants to hear!

Spoiler:
throws top onto windsheild and flys in circles


Not that inoccent. wrote:

*face turns red*

The fat?, quite globular? Now you better say something nice about these or I swear I'll use them to incite your passengers to throw you out of there!

Madam, you seem to be suffering from a sudden flush...perhaps your temperature needs to be monitored, or you have gone too long without the application of protective ointments against ultra-violet rays.

I mean no offense, but as a robot, the secondary sexual characteristics of organic creatures have no effect on me. Please do not rob my passengers of their pilot, I am on an important mission and their safe return is my responsibility. Perhaps this gift card to an establishment known as "Lavender's Lil's Secret" will be a compensation for any inadvertent trouble I may have caused you.


Not that inoccent. wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Not that inoccent. wrote:

Flys up to the strange craft, looks into the cockpit window.

** spoiler omitted **

that what you guys came for?

Hello nurse!

See that's what an Alu-demon wants to hear!

** spoiler omitted **

Woo hoo!

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