Kill Da Kobold!
How is that possible when you are too busy embarassing yourself?You suck!Please try for something more elaborate when you insult. You're embarassing me.
Oh! Ouch! That hurt!
Maybe next time you could try something equally as clever, such as calling me a scab-eater, or telling me that I play ball like a girl.
You're not my pony either! Where! Is! My! Pony!?!
You wouldn't happen to be talking about the poor fellow we sent to the glue factory, would you?
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How is that possible when you are too busy embarassing yourself?You suck!Please try for something more elaborate when you insult. You're embarassing me.Oh! Ouch! That hurt!
Maybe next time you could try something equally as clever, such as calling me a scab-eater, or telling me that I play ball like a girl.
But that would be insulting to girls.
Why the hell do I even exist?
You're not my pony either! Where! Is! My! Pony!?!
That's odd. The Jacks had a lovely little pony over in their party last night... and then they barbecued it.
But that would be insulting to girls.How is that possible when you are too busy embarassing yourself?You suck!Please try for something more elaborate when you insult. You're embarassing me.Oh! Ouch! That hurt!
Maybe next time you could try something equally as clever, such as calling me a scab-eater, or telling me that I play ball like a girl.
Actually, comparing me to someone else is automatically considered impossible, simply due to the fact of my own awesomeness.
On the other hand, comparing anyone else to me is considered the highest form of compliment imaginable. Unfortunately, such comparisons are patently false, once again by virtue of my own awesomeness coupled with everyone else's suckage factor.
Wow, we completely defeated those Jacks!
wow... i thought that they were going to pass us again, i geuss i did help yesterday.
Ham and mayo an white bread, a dill pickle, and a two-liter or Diet Pepsi one....
LUNCH!!
But that would be insulting to girls.How is that possible when you are too busy embarassing yourself?You suck!Please try for something more elaborate when you insult. You're embarassing me.Oh! Ouch! That hurt!
Maybe next time you could try something equally as clever, such as calling me a scab-eater, or telling me that I play ball like a girl.
Actually, comparing me to someone else is automatically considered impossible, simply due to the fact of my own awesomeness.
On the other hand, comparing anyone else to me is considered the highest form of compliment imaginable. Unfortunately, such comparisons are patently false, once again by virtue of my own awesomeness coupled with everyone else's suckage factor.
And He's Humble Too!!!!!
Ham and mayo an white bread, a dill pickle, and a two-liter or Diet Pepsi one....
LUNCH!!
Darn, that sounds really good. Now I'm hungry too.
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made da*% sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What's me name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Darn, that sounds really good. Now I'm hungry too.
Ham and mayo an white bread, a dill pickle, and a two-liter or Diet Pepsi one....
LUNCH!!
It really was! I need more swiss cheese though...it was better with swiss cheese!
Having fun?
I figured everyone else had posted songs...I might as well jump off the bridge too...
Having fun?
Took a long time though...kinda tedious....
I'm so bored I am considering doing school work!!! Where is everyone?!
Johnny Cash does it better
In my world, he was the only one to record that song!!
Johnny Cash does it betterIn my world, he was the only one to record that song!!Cash covering others is like adding chocolate sauce to ice cream. It's just better!
Some other covers he did really well:
One
Personal Jesus
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Desperado (with Don Henley)
Personal Jesus is one of my fave songs. I didn't realize that bridge over troubled Water was a cover though. Interesting.
Anyone else caught the show Castle? I am in love with this show! Nathan Fillon is Awesome!
Yes! Top of the page!! I rock!
Ok, top of page goal succeeded... time for a well earned nap!
Usually if you have a support your troopers sticker like you get when you donate they will give you a warning instead of a ticket!
Ok, top of page goal succeeded... time for a well earned nap!
Nite Folks!
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My made up word of the day. Sillieous: A state between silly and serious.
Please use it, I want a word I made up to be in the dictionary.
Okay, David... I'll use it, it's right up there with ananananacy (the inability to stop spelling the word banana once one has started) and arachnidic fit (the jerking movements one performs after walking through a spider web).
Wow, we completely defeated those Jacks!
We? *punts Yugo, which falls apart*
And thank you Lynora, and Taig, I'll be ok.
(I really should've gone to the dentist for that)
You might still want to go. I hope your self-oral surgery works out, though. That really sucks.
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Personal Jesus is one of my fave songs. I didn't realize that bridge over troubled Water was a cover though. Interesting.Johnny Cash does it betterIn my world, he was the only one to record that song!!Cash covering others is like adding chocolate sauce to ice cream. It's just better!
Some other covers he did really well:
One
Personal Jesus
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Desperado (with Don Henley)
Original is by Simon & Garfunkel.