Mmmmmm....apples
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I like cheese.
There you are.
*snatches up mouse, rolls him in cheese dust, drops into teapot*
That explains the dull flavor, yeeessss. Stop escaping. *pours himself a cup*
THIS UNIT'S DATABANKS SHOW THAT THE JUNE CLEAVER PHENOMENON IS MERELY AN URBAN MYTH
THE PROBABILITY OF UNIT DESIGNATED JUNE CLEAVER ARRIVING BY STATING UNIT JUNE CLEAVER'S NAME THRICE IS INFINITESIMAL
*poofs into thread mid-conversation*
No, it always leaks like that ever since I took that sea urchin and...
Oh! How did I get here?
I was just discussing... Stuff.
UNIT DESIGNATED PONTIFF, THIS UNIT HAS CHEESE FLAVORING YOU MAY ACQUIRE
Dorito's give me gas, er, flatulence.
Sorry...
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THIS UNIT'S DATABANKS SHOW THAT THE JUNE CLEAVER PHENOMENON IS MERELY AN URBAN MYTH
THE PROBABILITY OF UNIT DESIGNATED JUNE CLEAVER ARRIVING BY STATING UNIT JUNE CLEAVER'S NAME THRICE IS INFINITESIMAL
*poofs into thread mid-conversation*
No, it always leaks like that ever since I took that sea urchin and...
Oh! How did I get here?
I was just discussing... Stuff.
Eeeeeeeeekkkk!
Runs around in circles
No, it always leaks like that ever since I took that sea urchin and...
Oh! How did I get here?
I was just discussing... Stuff.
Smuggling sea urchins in the waterbed again, Ms. Cleaver. That's not beneficial or productive in a healthy marriage. Did your husband sleep on 3 or 4?
UNIT DESIGNATED JUNE CLEAVER, IT IS VERY NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US
I WAS JUST DISCUSSING HOW INVOKING YOUR UNITNAME, JUNE CLEAVER, THRICE WILL NOT SUMMON YOU TO THE INVOKER
PROVIDENCE HAS EVIDENTLY ALLOWED YOUR UNITSELF TO ARRIVE COINCIDENTALLY AT THIS MOMENT, JUNE CLEAVER
Whenever people say my name, I assume it is time for milking, so I make sure I am present.
UNIT DESIGNATED P0TAT0 SLAAD IS THE SLAADUNITS' DESIGNATED MILKER
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No seriously, I've been away for a while I'm just trying to catch up on the happenings in this place.
Eggs Macaroni Slaad
Greetings. DOR1TO has summoned the lawfully vile June Cleaver. I'm powerless in all my chaotic endeavors to stop her.
Books a flight to Bangor< Maine then cowers in a corner waiting ticket confirmation
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I like to use Doritos when making a casserole. Doritos and laudenum.
Hey what does this say?
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That shit never works.
I like to use Doritos when making a casserole. Doritos and laudenum.
Laudenum, ah. That so they can't feel the glass shaving you use as a "special ingediant," Right?
Hey what does this say?
** spoiler omitted **
*farts*
I like to use Doritos when making a casserole. Doritos and laudenum.Laudenum, ah. That so they can't feel the glass shaving you use as a "special ingediant," Right?
It's mostly so that the Beav doesn't thrash around too much in his restraints.
pass the Doritos.
THIS UNIT IS NOT AN OBLONG PIGSKIN OBJECT USED FOR SPORTING EVENTS
NEITHER IS THIS UNIT
INITIATING RETALIATORY PROTOCOLS
THIS UNIT IS NOT AN OBLONG PIGSKIN OBJECT USED FOR SPORTING EVENTS
Could of fooled me. I thought you were an Autobot.
It's mostly so that the Beav doesn't thrash around too much in his restraints.I like to use Doritos when making a casserole. Doritos and laudenum.Laudenum, ah. That so they can't feel the glass shaving you use as a "special ingediant," Right?
That's a mother's love I tell ya. I hate to see what the Wrath of Mom look like.
THIS UNIT IS NOT AN OBLONG PIGSKIN OBJECT USED FOR SPORTING EVENTSCould of fooled me. I thought you were an Autobot.
Are you sure he isn't a Decepticon?
Well, we can't be sure. I propose we inquisitate both of them!
You called?
Ooh, is it time for the whips and chains?
Why is she still here?
For whips and chains...
Continues to twitch in the corner of the thread
You called?
No, but I did expect you.
June Cleaver will be inquisited as well. Also egged.
I'm not sure if we can egg the Doritos. But Dorito Egg Slaads are worth a try.
No one expects me.
No one expects to be expected by the Slaadi Inquisition.
ROAR!
No one expects to be expected by the Slaadi Inquisition.
Expected or inspected?
Or both, yeeesssss?
No one inspects the Spanish Exquisition.
Except the Office of the Exchequer.
Extrapalolation is being the not viable in the tentacling of the yakshini. Your are not to being the kirtu decantor. Please to do the needful.
You look new. Let me sing you the song of our people
Slaadi-daadi-daadi, we like to party-party
we're always causing trouble-trouble, egging everybody
*drops the beat*
ALERT: SOMEUNIT DROPPED THE BASS
There is a two-headed fish on my desk.
*digs around in drawer for knife and corkscrew*
The worms crawl in.
The worms crawl out.
*gathers up the worms the crawled out*
*eggs the worms*
*all of them*
*plays dub step*
*Does the Lambada sideways*
*melts into a puddle of goo*
WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD
I wasn't aware someone made a biographic anime of my life.
Pre-egging ala squirrel, I assure you my little rodent