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THIS UNIT WAS ALSO NOT AWARE OF THIS ABILITY
stomps around in dinosaur slippers
{sets up SlaadCo DIY Home Self-Egging Kit roadside stand, waits patiently for orders to start rolling in}
Excuse me is this the SlaadCo Instant Home Self-Egging Kit roadside stand?
Dude, I thought you worked here!
HE IS UNPAID SO HE DOES NOT WORK HERE IN THE STRICTEST SENSE
I used to work at the Gap.
You have my pity, seriously.
Dude, I thought you worked here!
I thought I did, but everything seems so unfamiliar!
Everything's so GREEN!!!
I don't like green eggs and ham, I don't like them, Slaad I am.
I think that shrimp has spoiled.
SCANNERS INDICATE UNIT DESIGNATED SHRIMP SLAAD IS 7412 DAYS BEYOND SELL-BY DATE
They're on to me! Quick, to the Shrimpmobile!
Mmmmmm.....scanners
SCANNING...
SCAN COMPLETE. LOOKING FOR MATCHES...
NO MATCHES FOUND. EXECUTING LIGHTER.EXE...
sets fire to surrounding buildings
PYROMANIAC SUBROUTINE COMPLETED. SHUTTING DOWN.
My sticks are on fire.
THE BURNING STRUCTURES HAVE AN APPROPRIATELY ORANGE GLOW ABOUT THEM. EXCELLENT WORK UNIT DESIGNATED D0R1T0.2
*jumps out of the fire*
I like this place already.
burn, baby burn
disco inferno!
You can use urine streams to put out a campfire, but that seems like a waste to me.
Of course it is. Why would you put out a perfectly good campfire before it has a chance to spread???
Whatever you're burnin' smells like <redacted>.
EVERYTHING.
We're burning EVERYTHING.
Well, can you burn it over there? Pew!
Sure, I can run two fires at once.
*eggs the fire*
*doesn't burn very well do to poodle urine*
*eggs the fire*
*flickers pink and purple for a few moments then fires back one fried egg and one EZ Bake Oven*
Hey, what's cookin'?
I need to shower in open flames.
The Earl of the sock drawer has the option of doing the wiggle dance.
That lucky Bastard!
Eggs The Earl and Macaroni Slaad
Kermit D. Slaad...
DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY.
Egging me does nothing but irritate the fuzz of my bellybutton.
I can fix that for you.
THE INFERNO IS DELIGHTFULLY OUT OF CONTROL
*lights stoagie*
*pats out sleeve*
*blows smoke shapes that animate and scamper away in terror*
My leafy greens are braising.
My leafy greens are braising.
but my chess nuts are roasting on an open fire.
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
I like it here. It's nice and hot. Weeeeeeeeeh!
So, is it time for the Easter Eggings yet?
Yes!!!!! Easter Eggings.., and screams to all.
Any "egg" a bunny yet.
Where is egg slaad when you need him?
YEEEEEEEEHAW!
I had an egg for breggfast today.
Come one, come all!
Leave your loops and milking stools,
Coop the hens and pen the mules!
Come one, come all!
Close the churches and the schools,
It's the day for breaking rules!
Come and join the Feast of Fools!
Once a year we throw a party here in town!
Once a year we turn the kingdom upside down!
Ev'ry man's a king and ev'ry king's a clown!
Once again it's Topsy Turvy Day!
It's the day the devil in us gets released!
It's the day we mock the prig and shock the priest!
Ev'rything is topsy turvy at the Feast of Fools!
Topsy turvy! Ev'rything is upsy daysy!
Topsy turvy! Ev'ryone is acting crazy!
Dross is gold and weeds are a bouquet!
That's the way on Topsy Turvy Day!
Topsy Turvy! Beat the drums and blow the trumpets!
Topsy Turvy! Join the bums and thieves and strumpets!
Streaming in from Chartres to Calais,
Scurvy knaves are extra scurvy,
On this first of "Aprisurvy"
All because it's Topy Turvy Day!
Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for.
Here it is, you know exactly what's in store!
Now's the time we laugh until our sides get sore:
Now's the time we crown the King of Fools!
So make a face that's horrible and frightening!
Make a face as gruesome as a gargoyle's wing!
For the face that's ugliest will be the King of Fools!
Topsy turvy! Ugly folk, forget your shyness.
Topsy turvy! You could soon be called Your Highness!
Put your foulest features on display -
Be the king of Topsy Turvy Day!
Ev'rybody!
Once a year we throw a party here in town!
Once a year we turn the kingdom upside down!
Once a year, the ugliest will wear a crown!
Girls, give a kiss, We've never had a king like this!
And it's the day we do the things that we deplore,
On the other three hundred and sixty-four!
Once a year we love to drop in
Where the beer is never stoppin',
For the chance to pop some popinjay
And pick a king who'll put the "top" in
Topsy Turvy Day!
Mad and crazy,
Upsy-daisy,
Topsy Turvy Day!!!
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Yeeesssss.
EASTER BUNNIES ARE SLAADS
Wait, I wasn't aware we reproduced like this.