OG ATME SOHAC!
EGASSAM DEVEICER!
Wait...if all of us are already mad...and you wander through the thread driving everyone mad, what actually happens?
*pulls out chalk board*
*carries the one*
*divides by zero*
*chalkboard burst into flames*
Ah...so nothing unusual happens.
*reaches into pocket pulling out a six-pack of generic beer, a beanie, and a giant pill*
*puts on beanie, swallows pill, drinks one beer and begins shaking two more.*
3.........6..........8.........5.........9........22.........56.........187 .........-15.............1/6............2.................8.............8.. .........8.................4............1...............529097..BLASTOFF!
*opens beers and takes off*
dances
Wait...if all of us are already mad...and you wander through the thread driving everyone mad, what actually happens?
*pulls out chalk board*
*carries the one*
*divides by zero*
*chalkboard burst into flames*
Hmmm, that's rather soothing actually.
*starts brewing his special "eggnog"*
sings
dances
Eggnog anyone?
I'm curious. What's the "nog" part of it?
I'm curious. What's the "nog" part of it?
It's short for "noggin".
Mmmmm....noggin.
*Drums 12 drummers drumming*
*Drums 12 drummers drumming*
11 Larvae wriggling
10 eggs a-hatching.
9 mortals screaming
8 Snookis smooshing
7 swords of sin
6 Geeks a rolling
5 SOCIETY FACTIONS!!!!
4 intestine jumpropes
3 Smelly French Men....
2 Dire Turtles
....and a pathfinder bestiary....
Oh. I thought we were stopping at 2.
To my chaos-spawn and fellow paizo-ians, have a very Slaadi Christmas and many screams for a Slaadi New Year. Pass plenty of "egg" nog around and may Slaadi Claus bring you many your much deserved presents and other eggings on this very special night.
Oh. I thought we were stopping at 2.
Our fellow Proteans made the pages of Pathfinder Bestiary 2, so I thought it was wise to honor them and the chaos they will bring to the RPG tables, not to mention the eggings in the days to come.
"...."
We were supposed to stop at two? Oops, my bad.
Sulks off and gnaws on a piney Christmas tree.
We were still doing that....it was starting to feel orderly so I stopped a while ago. Anyways Merry "Eggs"mas to you all.
HOIT!
Squiolfliggm'sss
Llwelyn Elements Cashew Churches Glaceau Ounce Place inkjet.
Orange you glad I didn't say Sea Salt?
ice skates through the thread dressed as one of three wise men, carrying a half-eaten, spiral ham in one hand, and a jug of special eggnog in the other
ice skates through the thread dressed as one of three wise men, carrying a half-eaten, spiral ham in one hand, and a jug of special eggnog in the other
:::Looks Potato Slaad's special eggnog with killingly jealousy.:::
{flings grenades wrapped in cotton candy, deep-fried pipewrenches, and anti-magic 8-balls}
Any good Christmas eggings?
I got a bunch of people who were carolling.
I got a bunch of people who were carolling.
I got a mall Santa. I would say he'll be more careful about who he lets sit on his lap in the future, but after the hatching the issue may be moot.
Those Santas are creepy anyway. They all deserve to be egged.
I got a bunch of people who were carolling.
I got a rock.....:(
Demodands? What?! Really!!!???
I got nagged, and nagged, and nagged by children and their parents this year. They though I was Saint Nick so I showed them the nick. I got even when I egged them. Next year, they'll sing Christmas carols in my honor or I'll go "12 days" on them. You do not want that, especially when I come around your with Dire Turtles and Spicy Iguanas.
GO TEAM CHAOS!!!!
*coughs up a fern*
*coughs up a fern*
Back from the fern bar?
I knew a guy named Fern once. At least, that's what we named him - mostly because he sat around all day soaking up sunlight.
Good one Tossed Slaad. Now can you cough us an asparagus stalk, or two, one eggplant, and maybe a thorny rose bush?
*pops into thread*
*reaches into bag and pulls out a harmonica*
*eats harmonica*
*leaves thread*
*coughs up a fully inflated baloon*
*coughs up a fully inflated baloon*
Are you gonna make an animal out of that?
*coughs up a fully inflated baloon*Are you gonna make an animal out of that?
Silly slaad. Animals aren't made out of balloons.
Everybody knows they're made out of candy.
Mmmmm.....candy.
Silly slaad. Animals aren't made out of balloons.
Everybody knows they're made out of candy.
Really? Finally the Poodles' "grappling" behavior makes sense... they're just trying to break each others' woolly pinata shell to get to the candy.