'at 'jus ain't riiiigh' !
cummon boys! les' git 'er back,
mamma needs a new chair skin!
hee hee hee! haw haww haarr!
<fart>
Wait! We can still use the badgers!(((Peeks back into thread)))
Really? You really need us?
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Every good organization needs its crash test dummies...
You can always start the fire with Monterrey Jack, Lord Fyre.
But, if I do that he will get all melty. And then things would get just too cheesy for a quality production.
You can always start the fire with Monterrey Jack, Lord Fyre.But, if I do that he will get all melty. And then things would get just too cheesy for a quality production.
Well, there's this dragon that thinks it's a U.N. envoy around here somewhere. Though you might want to try something a little hotter.
*passes Lord Fyre a sealed canister of magnesium and another canister of phosphorus*
Indulge your inner pyromaniacs, boys. Or outer pyromaniac in your case, Lord Fyre.
And yes, I need the badgers to sniff out the fair Seoni!
*smashes open another door*
Nope, just a bunch of kobolds.
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Seoni? You down here? Seoni? I've come to rescue you from this dank, dark, XP-free dungeon!
Oh darn!
Sorry Seoni.
Can't help you.
Only XP is Mr. Meepo, so that's not totally accurate. And all the bears, monkeys, pirates, badgers, and ninjas that followed me in, of course. It was XP-free when I got here.
I believe Mr. Meepo is worth quite a bit of XP. Do you wanna split him?
Only one thing to do. Send in the pirate/ninjasWhat about sending in the badgers? There's 14 of us using this avatar - we should be able to do a significant amount of damage.
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14 isn't a round enough number. Now it's 15.
I believe Mr. Meepo is worth quite a bit of XP. Do you wanna split him?Seoni? You down here? Seoni? I've come to rescue you from this dank, dark, XP-free dungeon!
Oh darn!
Sorry Seoni.
Can't help you.
Only XP is Mr. Meepo, so that's not totally accurate. And all the bears, monkeys, pirates, badgers, and ninjas that followed me in, of course. It was XP-free when I got here.
I'll tell you what: you can have the XP award for Mr. Meepo. I'll take the XP award for finding Seoni. How's that? You can split him all by yourself if you like. I recommend a +6 keen vorpal kobold-bane greataxe myself. Us Champions for Justice like XP, but we're really in it for the story awards.
14 isn't a round enough number. Now it's 15.Only one thing to do. Send in the pirate/ninjasWhat about sending in the badgers? There's 14 of us using this avatar - we should be able to do a significant amount of damage.
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Well, however many of you there are, keep hunting! We have yet to rescue the fair damsel!
"EeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEIiiiiiiii!"
*stumbles in and lets out a a high-pitched shriek like only a fish out of water for 8 hours could make before collapsing to the floor, a piece of parchment clutched in his webbed hand.*
Seoni Ransom Photo (Bound & Gagged by The Black tape of Society +1)
"EeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEIiiiiiiii!"
*stumbles in and lets out a a high-pitched shriek like only a fish out of water for 8 hours could make before collapsing to the floor, a piece of parchment clutched in his webbed hand.*
Seoni Ransom Photo (Bound & Gagged by The Black tape of Society)
A strange ransom note to be sure, but at least she was still alive when this was drawn. Delivered by a dehydrated sahuagin . . . hmm, it seems that we've been tricked! Seoni isn't here! Meepo must have made an alliance with the devils of the deep!
Come, my friends! We must continue the search elsewhere! But to be sure, badgers, continue the hunt here for any other clues! I will follow this fishy trail to its source!
*runs off, following smell of old fish and brine*
FWIW I toss my lot in with Meepo. We kobolds gotta stick together. Maybe we can add some reptilian cheesecake into Pathfinder as another demand. :D
i so you desire pal
Count me in. The Unspeakable Things From Beyond The Dark Tapestry are at our disposal.
When I told them there's a hot chick tied up somewhere, they couldn't wait to start searching. Their desire to rescue beautiful women is rather intense.
It was odd, though, the way they were disappointed when they asked me whether she was Japanese and in a Schoolgirl outfit and I had to abnegate in both instances.
What about sending in the badgers? There's 14 of us using this avatar - we should be able to do a significant amount of damage.
14? Too many. We only need 12. And also two mushroooms and a snaaaaake.
Btw: Are those Badger Sows or are there Badger Bulls also?
My Unspeakable Associates (from Unspeakable Associates, Inc.) have reported that the west wing does not contain any Varisian sorceresses. For some ineffable reason, there actually was a Japanese Schoolgirl.
The U.A. ask if any of you want her or if they can keep her.
I believe Mr. Meepo is worth quite a bit of XP. Do you wanna split him?Seoni? You down here? Seoni? I've come to rescue you from this dank, dark, XP-free dungeon!
Oh darn!
Sorry Seoni.
Can't help you.
Only XP is Mr. Meepo, so that's not totally accurate. And all the bears, monkeys, pirates, badgers, and ninjas that followed me in, of course. It was XP-free when I got here.
Actually, you made it further in the RPGSuperstar competition ... wouldn't that make YOU worth even more exp then Mr. Meepo?
You can always start the fire with Monterrey Jack, Lord Fyre.But, if I do that he will get all melty. And then things would get just too cheesy for a quality production.Well, there's this dragon that thinks it's a U.N. envoy around here somewhere. Though you might want to try something a little hotter.
*passes Lord Fyre a sealed canister of magnesium and another canister of phosphorus*
Indulge your inner pyromaniacs, boys. Or outer pyromaniac in your case, Lord Fyre.
And yes, I need the badgers to sniff out the fair Seoni!
*smashes open another door*
Nope, just a bunch of kobolds.
Or, we could also just roast the badgers. :D
My Unspeakable Associates (from Unspeakable Associates, Inc.) have reported that the west wing does not contain any Varisian sorceresses. For some ineffable reason, there actually was a Japanese Schoolgirl.
The U.A. ask if any of you want her or if they can keep her.
Sure, why not? Advanced payment for services rendered.
Drat, I've lost the trail! You'd think that sahuagin would leave a better trail . . .
My Unspeakable Associates (from Unspeakable Associates, Inc.) have reported that the west wing does not contain any Varisian sorceresses. For some ineffable reason, there actually was a Japanese Schoolgirl.
The U.A. ask if any of you want her or if they can keep her.
Sure, why not? Advanced payment for services rendered.
Drat, I've lost the trail! You'd think that sahuagin would leave a better trail . . .
All the fires probibly dried it up.
Just as long as you don't take Queenie. Cause that would be going too far.
Actually, taking Queenie seems like a good idea.
3) The historical inaccuracy of your artwork is ruining the game. To remove any hint of anachronism, all sourcebooks will now be illustrated with paintings done by European masters during or prior to the fifteenth century.
Oh, man. This is an awesome idea. Whom can I kidnap to contribute to your cause?
Just as long as you don't take Queenie. Cause that would be going too far.Actually, taking Queenie seems like a good idea.Me thinks Sabine might object though. Violently. ;)
You're right. ...but then She might want to ...
3) The historical inaccuracy of your artwork is ruining the game. To remove any hint of anachronism, all sourcebooks will now be illustrated with paintings done by European masters during or prior to the fifteenth century.Oh, man. This is an awesome idea. Whom can I kidnap to contribute to your cause?
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
or
Merisiel
or
Both.
Lavender Lil has a certain charm. I'll see if I can nab her while I'm out getting supplies for my Extra Deady Traps and crates full of Creatures of Hostile Intent. Gotta keep those PC do-gooders busy with something so they don't interrupt all-important Meepo's manifesto writing.
Kidnap 'em all if you like. I'm only signed on for one quest this week, and that's saving Seoni. Someone else can go out and rescue Merisiel or Lil or whomever else manages to get kidnapped. You'll have my moral support though.
(Gotta have some time for classwork, after all.)
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Actually, you made it further in the RPGSuperstar competition ... wouldn't that make YOU worth even more exp then Mr. Meepo?I believe Mr. Meepo is worth quite a bit of XP. Do you wanna split him?Seoni? You down here? Seoni? I've come to rescue you from this dank, dark, XP-free dungeon!
Oh darn!
Sorry Seoni.
Can't help you.
Only XP is Mr. Meepo, so that's not totally accurate. And all the bears, monkeys, pirates, badgers, and ninjas that followed me in, of course. It was XP-free when I got here.
No. The number beside 'Top' is your CR. Look everyone ... Lord Frye is CR 32! Get him!
Seoni may count on my wood.
help!
Seoni may count on my wood.
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I believe Mr. Meepo is worth quite a bit of XP. Do you wanna split him?
Actually, you made it further in the RPGSuperstar competition ... wouldn't that make YOU worth even more exp then Mr. Meepo?
No. The number beside 'Top' is your CR. Look everyone ... Lord Frye is CR 32! Get him!
Well,then Mr. Meepo wouldn't be worth a great deal.
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3) The historical inaccuracy of your artwork is ruining the game. To remove any hint of anachronism, all sourcebooks will now be illustrated with paintings done by European masters during or prior to the fifteenth century.Oh, man. This is an awesome idea. Whom can I kidnap to contribute to your cause?Queen Ileosa Arabasti
or
Merisiel
or
Both.
you shal not mees with my Merisiel... or I would use the army of Wizard Bears with Laser on their eyes to obliterate you...
take this as 1st warning.
Boss calls us... back... trample any Lord Fyre or kobold in our way.... the unicorcs can be eaten
Jim Croce.
You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.You don't pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger.
And you don’t mess 'round with Slim.
The only solution is an all out $murph attack!
Any members of species 692 that attempt to intervene will be assimilated.
What is this? Me and the UA slaughtered over a hundred kobolds and dwarves - for some, we had to really go out of our way, I don't mind telling you! They were hiding and had conceiled their weapons so masterfully that we never found them! - and all that, and defeated some souped-up kobold who hid out behind a big-ass studded door, only to find - no seoni. Instead, a lame liddle mushroom guy was there. "Thank you, Kae, but the sorceress is in another dungeon."
By the way, mushroom guys are great. It's like meat and shroom all at once. Ideal meal. You can filet him up and dice the rest for the cream sauce.
Kidnap 'em all if you like. I'm only signed on for one quest this week
This ain't wow. If you want to make it in this world, you gotta take the quests as they come.
Queen Ileosa Arabasti
Sure. Go right ahead. Abduct the powerhungry evil queen. That's like Evil Princess Sara Squared.
Before long, we'll have her keep you hostage and demand that devils get higher CRs and that the game has hard rules about human sacrifice and how you rejuvinate yourself with them.
Any members of species 692 that attempt to intervene will be assimilated.
You could not assimilate your way out of a wet paper bag with a GPS and a founding member of the Pathfinder Society.
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Queen Ileosa Arabasti
Sure. Go right ahead. Abduct the powerhungry evil queen. That's like Evil Princess Sara Squared.
Before long, we'll have her keep you hostage and demand that devils get higher CRs and that the game has hard rules about human sacrifice and how you rejuvinate yourself with them.
ahh yes
always the danger of kidnapping evil royalty... is that they might be really evil instead of the kidnapper...
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Dryads may count on it as well. ;)
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14 isn't a round enough number. Now it's 15.
Welcome to the Badger Horde, The 15th Badger! Your membership card and decoder ring are in the mail.
Every good organization needs its crash test dummies...
Jack, that was just cheesy.
And yes, I need the badgers to sniff out the fair Seoni!
We can't find her. We undermined the dungeon instead. That OK? It should collapse any moment now.
Btw: Are those Badger Sows or are there Badger Bulls also?
We prefer the terms Badger and Badgerette. Can we get KaeYoss a field guide? I'm a Badger, BTW.
Jim Croce.You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger.
And you don’t mess 'round with Slim.
(...and to a lesser extent, Jim. Although Slim > Jim.)
Has no one rescued my favored? I hear she's quite...profuse with her thanks.