The Paizo Circus

[David Fryer]

Ladies and gentlebeings, children of all species, please nominate your favorite Paozian circus acts. They can be the relatively tame like Heathy the dog faced boy, or exotic like Sebestian the lawyer horse. If we get lucky Hugo and Lilith may even illustrate it for us.

[Ubermench]

Sharoth as the lizard-man
Callious Jack as the strong man
Myself as the creepy Tarot/Harrow Reader
Hugo as the frog faced boy
Lilith as the ringmaster

[Charles Evans 25]

Okay, I'll risk this one post. It's sort of an act, even if the show isn't regular 'circus'. Mr. J. F. Frost (Paizo events manager) as Riff-Raff* from the Rocky Horror Show.

*The role Richard O' Brien played in both the original show and the film.

[houstonderek]

Man, I need a better avatar...

returns to sweeping the elephant pen...

[I.Malachi]

houstonderek wrote:

Man, I need a better avatar...

returns to sweeping the elephant pen...

Bwaha! I hear you.

Maybe they might just let me sell the tickets....

[Paizocon Hawker]

Step right up! Step right up!

Witness the giant mantis....Daigle!

[flash_cxxi]

Paizocon Hawker wrote:

Witness the giant mantis....Daigle!

Giant Mantis with Boobs, don't forget! ;)

[Crimson Jester]

aw man stuck with the pies in the face again.

[David Fryer]

Thrill to Gargamel turning smurfs into gold

[Aberzombie]

Is there anything an intelligent, devlishly handsome, yet heart-beat challenged guy can do around here?

[Monafrog]

Hey great idea! But keep the avatar count smalll 25 tops... Otherwise lilith's hands will refuse coloring it!

Patrick's monkey its easy choice
Joey and Justin's Dretches as clowns!
Other boring Human avatars as clowns ;D
Lilith as Ringmaster seems perfect!

[David Fryer]

Monafrog wrote:

Hey great idea! But keep the avatar count smalll 25 tops... Otherwise lilith's hands will refuse coloring it!

Patrick's monkey its easy choice
Joey and Justin's Dretches as clowns!
Other boring Human avatars as clowns ;D
Lilith as Ringmaster seems perfect!

Just as long as I get a top hat and tails. A fox's tail, sticking out from under the gold armor. We can use Aberzombie as a roustabout.

[Wurzel McFurzel]

houstonderek wrote:

Man, I need a better avatar...

returns to sweeping the elephant pen...

Ya missed a bit, ya slacker!

[Tarren Dei]

Tarren the Lion Tamer.

[Lathiira]

Sebastian as a trained horse.
Kobold Cleaver as a clown. Especially if Heathy's around, and Sharoth.

[David Fryer]

Lathiira wrote:

Sebastian as a trained horse.

Kobold Cleaver as a clown. Especially if Heathy's around, and Sharoth.

Even funnier, and likely to annoy Sebastian, Kobold Cleaver as the acrobat riding Sebastian.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Mr. Shiny the sideshow barker.

[Lathiira]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Mr. Shiny the sideshow barker.

If you're the barker, then I'm the sideshow fortuneteller outside.

[lynora]

Hmmm, I could probably do the tightrope. Nothing draws a crowd like watching someone fall to their death from a great height. But a repeat performance might be tricky ; )

[Lilith]

As long as I get a whip, top hat and velvet suit jacket with long coattails, I'll be the ringmaster. :D

[YeuxAndI]

Lathiira wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Mr. Shiny the sideshow barker.

If you're the barker, then I'm the sideshow fortuneteller outside.

And I'll take their monies.

[Malevolent Blob]

lynora wrote:

Hmmm, I could probably do the tightrope. Nothing draws a crowd like watching someone fall to their death from a great height. But a repeat performance might be tricky ; )

I can stand underneath, looking up.

In the interests of health and safety, I mean...err, yeah. Not to see your pants. Oh no. Health and safety. That's the one.

[Tarren Dei]

Lilith wrote:

As long as I get a whip, top hat and velvet suit jacket with long coattails, I'll be the ringmaster. :D

Odd. You just described exactly what I'm wearing now.

[Ubermench]

houstonderek wrote:

Man, I need a better avatar...

returns to sweeping the elephant pen...

Can you juggle, if you can you can be the dretch juggler.

[Patrick Curtin]

Monafrog wrote:

Hey great idea! But keep the avatar count smalll 25 tops... Otherwise lilith's hands will refuse coloring it!

Patrick's monkey its easy choice

I wanna hat and a grinder dammit!

[Adam Daigle]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Paizocon Hawker wrote:

Witness the giant mantis....Daigle!

Giant Mantis with Boobs, don't forget! ;)

I have boobs? Nah, If I had boobs...well, nevermind.

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

Is there anything an intelligent, devlishly guy can do around here?

I already took that job.

[flash_cxxi]

Daigle wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Paizocon Hawker wrote:

Witness the giant mantis....Daigle!

Giant Mantis with Boobs, don't forget! ;)

I have boobs? Nah, If I had boobs...well, nevermind.

We (well a couple of us at least) were discussing it in the Chat the other day. You may or may not have been there for it, but I thought you were.

[Kruelaid]

<=== Geek

[Jal Dorak]

Can we include a cage with a composite "banned posters" creature? Perhaps Josh or Gary can be guarding it, with Gary waving a little "FLAG" flag.

[The Eighth Runelord]

Hmmm. Paizo posters as runelords, perhaps watching the entertainment. I shall assemble notes on my fellow (classic) runelords.

[The Eighth Runelord]

*Runelord of Pride*
*Runelord of Lust*
*Runelord of Greed*
*Runelord of Gluttony*
*Runelord of Wrath*
*Runelord of Envy*
*Runelord of Sloth*

So there, you have it.

Edit:
*First King (what's left of him)*

[First King]

And what about me!? What am I, chopped liver?

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Luckily enough I'm not interesting enough to be made fun of, I'm only a gay newfie who works with crazy medications.

[The Eighth Runelord]

First King wrote:

And what about me!? What am I, chopped liver?

No lord Xin, you appear to be a talking head on a stick. However I have edited the list to put you on it, since you replied so promptly.

To the illustrator(s), you could make it a group gathering of Runelords, if you liked, with that highly sentient dinosaur James Jacobs lurking with us, so long as he is suitably respectful and doesn't dribble on the Runelord of Pride.

And the Runelord of Pride will require a cut of any profits if you collect enough of these illustrations for a calendar.

[Emperor7]

Erik Mona as The Great Eye that sees all! Fortune teller extraordinaire.

[Heathansson]

Kobold Cleaver, riding around on a little kobold tricycle.
While I chuck bowling balls at him.
That's gold.

[flash_cxxi]

Hundreds of Smurfs piling into a little Clown Car!

[Heathansson]

And a car-chucking trebuchet.

[houstonderek]

Wurzel McFurzel wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

Man, I need a better avatar...

returns to sweeping the elephant pen...

Ya missed a bit, ya slacker!

Sorry, boss...

man, what one will do to break into show biz...

[thefishcometh]

I nominate myself to be placed in a freak cage. Behold, the amazing self-important fishboar!

[Heathansson]

houstonderek wrote:

Wurzel McFurzel wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

Man, I need a better avatar...

returns to sweeping the elephant pen...

Ya missed a bit, ya slacker!

Sorry, boss...

man, what one will do to break into show biz...

Sculpted Elvis heads?

[theporkchopxpress]

Do we have a cannon? C'mon, shoot me out of a cannon, I frickin' dare ya!

sorry...that's all I've got ;-)

[magdalena thiriet]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Mr. Shiny the sideshow barker.

Ooh, I'll be Fiji Mermaid, except living one, then.

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Can I run the concession stands. I look creepy enough I think.

[drunken_nomad]

I would like to be the pickpocket planted in the crowds. Split the take 70 me/30 the management.

[Wandslinger]

Considering my name, I volunteer as between act entertainment, with funny lights and stuff. I can also double as a cheap light toy salesman.

[Fake Healer]

I like to fong people with my mace, and I have a talent for tying quick-release knots...(don't ask).....I also have a large supply of self-righteousness. Any jobs for me? I don't like to do tightrope because the combination of kilt, height, and a penchant for going commando don't mix well if we want more than just ladies at the show.

[David Fryer]

Jal Dorak wrote:

Can we include a cage with a composite "banned posters" creature? Perhaps Josh or Gary can be guarding it, with Gary waving a little "FLAG" flag.

Anad a sign that syas "Don't Feed the Trolls."

[Valegrim]

Oh; I so want to be the fortune teller; and can do a fire swallowing and eating show; hehe; i need a fine piece of woman flesh to throw flaming dagger at as she spins on the wheel of death though; any volunteers; hehe always nice to have some nice philly around to help with the fortune tellinf of Valegrim's Eye of FATE; hehe can probably sucker some poor sap into making a real wish <evil chuckle>