Heathansson - I hear you're going to raise taxes on Ninja Pirates despite the fact that we don't actually exist. Is that true?
~ Joe the Pinja
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Watch it longhorn. I own your whole damn state, remember? Sebastian sold it to me for $5.
I've designated your house as the site for future snow removal landfill. But look at it this way, when it melts you can bottle it and sell it for two bucks a shot.
Well, My support goes to Heathy since he's a fury fellow and you may now I'm pro furry fellows (and scaly folk!).
And if Heathy supports illegal imigration into the US please let me know whre can I contact him to arrange my visit to PaizoCon next year ;P
Go Heathy!
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Watch it longhorn. I own your whole damn state, remember? Sebastian sold it to me for $5.
** spoiler omitted **
I've designated your house as the site for future snow removal landfill. But look at it this way, when it melts you can bottle it and sell it for two bucks a shot.
Yeah, I'm probably going to sue you over that transaction. You told me that you would throw Daigle and Heathy out, paint the entire state a lovely shade of pink, and outlaw big ugly belt buckles. None of that has happened.
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I heard it was two dollars, and I've checked and the transaction doesn't stand. It was an illegal trade, but if you're feeling frisky...come and take it.
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I heard it was two dollars, and I've checked and the transaction doesn't stand. It was an illegal trade, but if you're feeling frisky...come and take it.
My reply to this is not appropriate for these boards. It involves Lou and GenCon.
Hugo, do you want to buy Texas for twenty pesos?
SOLD!
*signs the contract and gives craig 20 pesos*
Now, all texans will have Butterfrog as a third name! Mwahaha
Hugo, do you want to buy Texas for twenty pesos?SOLD!
*signs the contract and gives craig 20 pesos*
Now, all texans will have Butterfrog as a third name! Mwahaha
Hey, wait a minute. I live in Texas. Don't I have a say in this transaction? I don't want to be ruled by a frog.
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Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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Hey, wait a minute. I live in Texas. Don't I have a say in this transaction? I don't want to be ruled by a frog.Hugo, do you want to buy Texas for twenty pesos?SOLD!
*signs the contract and gives craig 20 pesos*
Now, all texans will have Butterfrog as a third name! Mwahaha
Guards! Seize that man's belt buckle and throw him in a pond!
Guards! Seize that man's belt buckle and throw him in a pond!Hey, wait a minute. I live in Texas. Don't I have a say in this transaction? I don't want to be ruled by a frog.Hugo, do you want to buy Texas for twenty pesos?SOLD!
*signs the contract and gives craig 20 pesos*
Now, all texans will have Butterfrog as a third name! Mwahaha
*seized by guards and is being hauled off* You haven't heard the last of me! Do you hear me you @$&^*%**&%!. Long live the Republic of Texas! I'll get all of you &^%$#%&**!
Texas ain't fer sale...you boys best move along.
Hey, wait a minute. I live in Texas. Don't I have a say in this transaction? I don't want to be ruled by a frog.
You can always move to CA ;) I heard real state its on a insane discount right now
Guards! Seize that man's belt buckle and throw him in a pond!
*seized by guards and is being hauled off* You haven't heard the last of me! Do you hear me you @$&^*%**&%!. Long live the Republic of Texas! I'll get all of you &^%$#%&**!
When you sign the acceptance form of your third name you will be released! and BTW, Texas is still a Republic. A frog republic! :D
Texas ain't fer sale...you boys best move along.
Jeps, no longer for sale.... Move along...
Blaaaaarrrph
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*seized by guards and is being hauled off* You haven't heard the last of me! Do you hear me you @$&^*%**&%!. Long live the Republic of Texas! I'll get all of you &^%$#%&**!
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It's not really true that Texans have a lot of guns and can nurse a grudge for years, is it?
Is it?!?!
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If it helps any, Heathansson also wrote me an outline of an adventure he'd written called Invasion of the Purple Temple of the NasNas by the Ice Weasel Ninja Pirates.
He was pretty upset when I poopooed it.
It wouldn't be for me to add fuel to the fire by saying he obviously has issues.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
I'll tell them about that Snow White and the Seven Xorns thing.
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If it helps any, Heathansson also wrote me an outline of an adventure he'd written called Invasion of the Purple Temple of the NasNas by the Ice Weasel Ninja Pirates.
He was pretty upset when I poopooed it.
It wouldn't be for me to add fuel to the fire by saying he obviously has issues.
Allright, well Spanky's Pain Cave is sure to be a hit then.
I hear he also pals around with Gungans.
Huuuurrrrrph
*slurpslurpslurpslurp*
My friends, I think the real issue is how much the government has spent in previous years funding BOTH Dinosaur and Ice Weasel research. Heathansson and Sebastian bring nothing new to our political discussion. Their argument masks the truth that both animal research lines suck up gazillions of samoleans each year.
As the nominee of the Whig party in 2008, I pledge to have both lines of governmental silliness discontinued. Say no to silly animal research funding grants!
What I want to know is, how come if I want lower taxes, I have to ban ice weasels? I don't care if Sebastian marries his pony; I just don't want to have to pay for Heathy's conquest of China so that he has access to their fossil pits.
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What I want to know is, how come if I want lower taxes, I have to ban ice weasels? I don't care if Sebastian marries his pony; I just don't want to have to pay for Heathy's conquest of China so that he has access to their fossil pits.
Yeah, what about Martian agression? Don't you care that Heathy is stronger on nation defense and more likely to stand up to the Martians than Sebastian is? His own vice-president sdaid the aliens would try and test us if Sebastian is elected.
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My fellow Paiozians, it is come to my attention that Heathanson is really a plant from WOTC and will drive our country into destruction if he wins. He also secretly plays Hero System and consorts with poodles. Can you really trust your children's future to him? Vote Pathfinder values, vote Sebastian.
I concur!
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What I want to know is, how come if I want lower taxes, I have to ban ice weasels? I don't care if Sebastian marries his pony; I just don't want to have to pay for Heathy's conquest of China so that he has access to their fossil pits.Yeah, what about Martian agression? Don't you care that Heathy is stronger on nation defense and more likely to stand up to the Martians than Sebastian is? His own vice-president sdaid the aliens would try and test us if Sebastian is elected.
Yo. I saw this martian and I said, "yo. what's up, b*!#*!"
And he said, "uh...nothing sir...."So I said "that's right. Go fix me a samwich."
That's the kind of confidence you want in your POTUP.
The Evil Monkey Union is throwing its whole-hearted support behind Heathansson. He is a transformational figure in Off-Topic Discussional history, and he will bring much needed change.
The Evil Monkey Union support of Heatansson's candidacy is motivated by mammilian speciest politics. It is a travesty and a slap in the face of the many kobolds who supported the Evil Monkeys over the years.
Heathy has this cat's vote, even if Heathy is a canine.
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He's the biggest celebrity of these boards.
But...is he ready to lead?
With magical plagues brewing, Sebastian says, "No," to Vancian magic?!
And says he'd impose a Forum posting tax...
Forum taxes...more spellplagues...
That's the real Sebastian.
I'm the One True Heathansson, and I approve this message - but I don't approve of that guy - he's a poophead.
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Boy, I say boy, that Sebastian fellow is about as sharp as a bowling ball.
I have dispatched two teams of thirty agents each to Texas and Southern California to dig up some dirt on these two.
That is all.
I thought I stepped in somethun crunchy...now I got ta clean ma boots.