Sebastian says Heathansson associates with Ice Weasels


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Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

My friends, I come to you today with an important warning. Heathansson says he's anti-Ice Weasel. He says he's pro-dinosaur. But in threads started by Heathansson, only 0.0001% mention the threat Ice Weasels pose. In one thread, he even quoted Daigle, who has admitted to raising Ice Weasels in the past. And for all his alleged love of dinosaurs, Heathansson still does not have a dinosaur avatar.

Can we afford to allow this menace to continue uncontested? I think not.

Say no to Ice Weasels! Say no to Heathansson.

And for the love of god, someone, please, squash Daigle with a shoe.

Liberty's Edge

I didn't know he was a ice weasel. I thought he was a cynognathus that, although he was a "mammal," nonetheless was around in the time of the dinosaurs. I mean, I'm a mammal. My mother is a mammal. I never claimed to be oviparous in any way, shape or form.
That's not the point.
There are ice weasels.
Oh yes.
I know how to deal with ice weasels.
I've spent my whole life shellaqing bowling balls, liberating copious amounts of copper wire whether it be from inhabited domiciles or not, and just generally making the world a safe place for ice weasels.
Don't fall for the pony's tricks, my fellow mustelidus frigidensae.


I'm really tired of all this defamation in board politics. Are these two clowns the best we can do?

And why won't they tackle the important issues, namely ninjas and pirates!

Liberty's Edge

I love your ploy to overshadow the fact that neither of you realize that Shemp was a hack; that Curly was the true genius behind the Stooges.

Scarab Sages

I have heard from Heathansson’s opponents that he has nests of Ice weasels in his fridge. I’ve never met Heathansson and I’m sure he’s a “nice Guy” but anybody who breeds Ice weasels is not of fit mind and should be stoned at once. Heathansson denies these claims but reality will not prevent a juicy smear campaign from deciding my opinions. It's very obvious that Heathansson’s pro-ice weasels policies are Cheliaxian influenced. He only pretending be An Andoran but his pro-ice weasels policies label him for what his opponents tell me what he is, he is Cheliaxian.

Dark Archive

Ubermench wrote:

I have heard from Heathansson’s opponents that he has nests of Ice weasels in his fridge. I’ve never met Heathansson and I’m sure he’s a “nice Guy” but anybody who breeds Ice weasels is not of fit mind and should be stoned at once. Heathansson denies these claims but reality will not prevent a juicy smear campaign from deciding my opinions. It's very obvious that Heathansson’s pro-ice weasels policies are Cheliaxian influenced. He only pretending be An Andoran but his pro-ice weasels policies label him for what his opponents tell me what he is, he is Cheliaxian.

I feel so conflicted as I have done business with Sebastian, but yet Heathy lives across the lake from me...

i...cant...choose...must seek ...divine....guidence....

(flips coin)

Dark Archive

Heathansson wrote:
I love your ploy to overshadow the fact that neither of you realize that Shemp was a hack; that Curly was the true genius behind the Stooges.

Been listening to Russ Martin today Heathy?????

Liberty's Edge

I gotta do something when I'm stuck on I-35 for a freakin' hour.

Good thing to know, though, that Obama's a lycanthrope who reads.

Dark Archive

Heathansson wrote:

I gotta do something when I'm stuck on I-35 for a freakin' hour.

Good thing to know, though, that Obama's a lycanthrope who reads.

LOL yes he is!!!!

I usually listen while working....no traffic to Rockwall after 8pm so no worries of getting stuck here.....

Dark Archive

Sebastian wrote:

My friends, I come to you today with an important warning. Heathansson says he's anti-Ice Weasel. He says he's pro-dinosaur. But in threads started by Heathansson, only 0.0001% mention the threat Ice Weasels pose. In one thread, he even quoted Daigle, who has admitted to raising Ice Weasels in the past. And for all his alleged love of dinosaurs, Heathansson still does not have a dinosaur avatar.

Can we afford to allow this menace to continue uncontested? I think not.

Say no to Ice Weasels! Say no to Heathansson.

And for the love of god, someone, please, squash Daigle with a shoe.

Why they gotta be ice weasels? Why cant they be frigid minks? I can't believe the racial tone here....ice weasels... ;)


All in Favor say "Aye".

Liberty's Edge

Fortify thyself:

Sebastian has a lifesize cutout of

Spoiler:
Starbuck

in his gameroom at home.
And it's not
Spoiler:
Dirk Benedict

It's
Spoiler:
Starbuck.

Not
Spoiler:
the guy who plade 'Face

in the
Spoiler:
A-team.

Spoiler:
I pity the fool.

Liberty's Edge

Bring your little "town hall" meeting. Duod.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

My vote goes for whoever endorses the real Starbuck.

The Exchange

<flagged>


Splooooorrrrrtch!


Gary Teter wrote:
My vote goes for whoever endorses the real Starbuck.

< FLAG >


It is the illegal immigration of ponies which is allowing the ice weasels to slip into our great nation anyways. Ban the ponies !

Liberty's Edge

By the way, just how much of a carbon footprint is the refridgeration of the ice weasels causing? Will there be any discussing of offsetting their care with socially responsible carbon credit trading? hhhhmmmmmmmm??

Sovereign Court

I'm for the pro-dinosaur candidate. The ice-weasel debate is only a minor issue for me, although it's nice to hear someone is providing them with inexpensive habitats.

Sovereign Court

I would like to point out that Sebastian associated with Razz when he first came to the boards and even has an alias named after him.
*Gasp* Therefore he MUST agree with all of Razz's beliefs and should be held accountable.

Dark Archive

This is all very well and good, but when are we going to discuss real issues, like the declining dagget population? All it would take is one good push to send the daggets into extinction. Who is going to speak for the daggets?

Sovereign Court

Are you referring to the Northern Spotted daggets or just the common Black-Footed ones?

Liberty's Edge

DmRrostarr wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

I gotta do something when I'm stuck on I-35 for a freakin' hour.

Good thing to know, though, that Obama's a lycanthrope who reads.

LOL yes he is!!!!

I usually listen while working....no traffic to Rockwall after 8pm so no worries of getting stuck here.....

I liked it a couple weeks ago....

one of his cronies said, "well, I figure I won't pay my mortgage this month, because the bank's in trouble, and hell,...they'll just squander it anyway. Why pay it?"

Liberty's Edge

Gary Teter wrote:
My vote goes for whoever endorses the real Starbuck.

Sweeeeeeeeeeet.

Contributor

If it helps any, Heathansson also wrote me an outline of an adventure he'd written called Invasion of the Purple Temple of the NasNas by the Ice Weasel Ninja Pirates.

He was pretty upset when I poopooed it.

It wouldn't be for me to add fuel to the fire by saying he obviously has issues.


Richard Pett wrote:

If it helps any, Heathansson also wrote me an outline of an adventure he'd written called Invasion of the Purple Temple of the NasNas by the Ice Weasel Ninja Pirates.

He was pretty upset when I poopooed it.

It wouldn't be for me to add fuel to the fire by saying he obviously has issues.

That must be a factual inexactitude. If Heathansson sold Big Issues that would be tantamount to his proclaiming himself to be a homeless tramp, which given his highly remunerated job and extensive villa would be fraudulent. Although maybe he has been reading Conan Doyle's story about the man with the twisted lip from the Sherlock Holmes canon.

But how Heathansson makes his millions is not a subject that needs discussion. It simply proves that he is more of a taxpayer, and deserves more of a say in which toon occupies the Acme Presidential Suite.

Sovereign Court

Richard Pett wrote:

If it helps any, Heathansson also wrote me an outline of an adventure he'd written called Invasion of the Purple Temple of the NasNas by the Ice Weasel Ninja Pirates.

He was pretty upset when I poopooed it.

It wouldn't be for me to add fuel to the fire by saying he obviously has issues.

Ice Weasel Ninja Pirates? Did they wield two scimitars as well?

Sovereign Court

I'd like to point out that heathansson was only 27 when Daigle raised those ice weasels, Just because Daigle has said as recently as 2008 that he doesn't regret doing it, does not mean that Heathansson is showing poor judgement in association. I might also note that at the time Daigle and Heathansson were working together, they were doing so for David Fryer, who is a member of Sebastian's party.

Sovereign Court

I endorse any attractive women on motorcycles (so long as they are hogs and not crotch rockets) and I have Richard Petts vote. Not that it matters, as a third party candidate I'm largely ignored because this election is "too important" and a vote for me is a vote for Sebastian... that makes sense, really it does.


Sebastian wrote:

My friends, I come to you today with an important warning. Heathansson says he's anti-Ice Weasel. He says he's pro-dinosaur. But in threads started by Heathansson, only 0.0001% mention the threat Ice Weasels pose. In one thread, he even quoted Daigle, who has admitted to raising Ice Weasels in the past. And for all his alleged love of dinosaurs, Heathansson still does not have a dinosaur avatar.

Can we afford to allow this menace to continue uncontested? I think not.

Say no to Ice Weasels! Say no to Heathansson.

And for the love of god, someone, please, squash Daigle with a shoe.

Sebastian:

You have not made clear in your statement the nationality of the Ice Weasels with which Heathansson associates. Without this important context, your statement provides insufficient data to justify your position. If they are Irish Ice Weasels, then they are clearly heroic, self-sacrificing figures, association with whom merely casts a beneficial glow about Heathansson.
If they are middle-eastern Ice Weasels, unless they work for a government that is striving to overthrow countries with 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' then they are clearly satanic Ice Weasels, association with whom proves the depths of Heathansson's iniquity, except in cases where those Ice Weasels happen to have friends/relatives who own Olive Oil plantations.
There are many other types of Ice Weasel, and many other implications which associating with them could have upon Heathansson's campaign.

Contributor

Callous Jack wrote:


Ice Weasel Ninja Pirates? Did they wield two scimitars as well?

no, but they wore two for decoration, it would be the ice stoat ninja shaolin invincible stick pirates you'd be thinking of.

Dark Archive

Callous Jack wrote:
Are you referring to the Northern Spotted daggets or just the common Black-Footed ones?

Actually I was refering to the White Nosed Speckled daggets.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

I am outraged at the personal attacks being leveled at me for bringing Heathannsons' outrageous behavior to everyone's attention! Sure, David Fryer and I both belonged to a pro-4e party, as did Daigle's cousin's brother's niece's neighbor's plumber (Joe), but that doesn't somehow mean that I support Daigle, Ice Weasels, or anything else that Heathansson supports. Don't let his eloquence fool you! We need to ask serious questions about him! When did he meet Daigle? Did he know about the Ice Weasels? Why did he say that brontasaurus isn't a real dinosaur name when everyone knows it is one of the five basic flavors of dinosaur (the other four being stegasaurus, triceretops, t-rex, and pteradactyl, as represented by the Dinobots)?

Don't be fooled! And let me go further. Heathannson would not just support his friends like Daigle. He would support Fatespinner's plan to incorporate Atlantis into every single rpg on the planet!


Sebastian wrote:

I am outraged at the personal attacks being leveled at me for bringing Heathannsons' outrageous behavior to everyone's attention! Sure, David Fryer and I both belonged to a pro-4e party, as did Daigle's cousin's brother's niece's neighbor's plumber (Joe), but that doesn't somehow mean that I support Daigle, Ice Weasels, or anything else that Heathansson supports. Don't let his eloquence fool you! We need to ask serious questions about him! When did he meet Daigle? Did he know about the Ice Weasels? Why did he say that brontasaurus isn't a real dinosaur name when everyone knows it is one of the five basic flavors of dinosaur (the other four being stegasaurus, triceretops, t-rex, and pteradactyl, as represented by the Dinobots)?

Don't be fooled! And let me go further. Heathannson would not just support his friends like Daigle. He would support Fatespinner's plan to incorporate Atlantis into every single rpg on the planet!

Atlantis or Stargate Atlantis? Either way, I am up for incorperating them into every RPG.


Just do not be too impactful, Sebastian. ~WEG~

Dark Archive

Sebastian wrote:
I am outraged at the personal attacks being leveled at me for bringing Heathannsons' outrageous behavior to everyone's attention! Sure, David Fryer and I both belonged to a pro-4e party...

I'm a monster, rawr.


Sebastian wrote:
I am outraged ... blah

Does Sebastian support Illegal immigration into the united states, because it is the only way he has any friends?


Impactful! Impactful I say! ~grins wickedly and RUNS~

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Sharoth wrote:
Impactful! Impactful I say! ~grins wickedly and RUNS~

I'll give you an impactful blow to the head, you nickel-headed worm!


Sebastian associates with ponies! PONIES! Of all the un-American species out there!

Sovereign Court

veector wrote:
Sebastian associates with ponies! PONIES! Of all the un-American species out there!

Hey, I've flagged you for your racism on this thread, that is against this places policies, you've been warned...

And if Sebastion associates with ponies who cares. Are you saying that every pony out there is an America hating, suicide bomber? Yes some ponies become america hating suicide bombers. But the Ponies Sebastion associates with have a long history of support and partnership with the US, and your racism not withstanding, have even gone so far as to lend/sell their bella sera products to our nation as part of POPEC. Are there extremist ponies out there, yes there are. Is every pony an extremist, even if they have family members who have fallen sway? No, and your profiling and destruction of Sebastions character speaks of a deep seated racism that you need to work on.

We are not in a religious war with the Bella Serran's we are fighting terrorism a global threat.

Just shameful.


Sebastian:
From your failure to answer my previous post addressed to you, requesting clarification as to the nationality of the Ice Weasels, I can only presume that they are NOT Ice Weasels with which Heathansson as been associating, but Frost Ferrets. Of all the species on the planet, there are few nobler than the Frost Ferret, even though they are often confused (by the wrong thinking) for Ice Weasels.
Frost Ferrets are heroic, mounting well timed, spectacular, daring, raids on oppressive regimes, and distributing liberated bananas to the general populace.
Ice Weasels are furtive, nasty, sneaky types, slinking around, planting rotting cabbages in other peoples cars and offices, kidnapping and holding helpless mice to ransom, and selling poppy juice to fund their illegal, detestable, endeavours.
Heathansson is clearly assoiating with Frost Ferrets, which you are just too embarrassed to admit.

Contributor

they could be snow stoats

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
Sebastian has a lifesize cutout of Starbuck

Starbuck? Are you sure? That's just weird.


Richard Pett wrote:
they could be snow stoats

Uhh, snow stoats are government operatives (or would be if they existed) and anyone who suggested that Heathansson was associating with them would be either making it up or (if correct) in danger of being scrobbled, packed into an A4 manilla envelope, and sent in the post (second class) on a one way trip to the Land of Very Much Coldness.


Question: Where is the proof that these are in fact ice weasels that Heathansson is associating with? Who made these claims? Is it certain that these are ice weasels and not perhaps simply the more common and benign snow weasels? Are we even sure theat they are weasels? They could be ferrets or minks for all anyone knows!

The point I'm trying to make is that if such claims are going to be made, there had better be some serious fact-checking going on. Otherwise, the door is open for all kinds of chicanery. I mean, what's next? "Heathansson was a member of the Bloodsoaked Cult of the Always Correct Fish when he was a child!" "Heathansson wants to impose a moratorium on sales of Schwarzenegger movies to everyone on the Eastern seaboard!" "Heathansson has cooties!"

See, it's easy to make baseless accusations. Without proof, they are meaningless...

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

For the record, I was indeed misquoted. I knew a guy who once owned partial stake in a snow stoat breeding operation. The whole thing went belly up when one the of volunteers was caught taking DNA samples. He planned, I was told, to synthesize the chemical that allows these frigid critters to survive in such environments. Anyone who knows me knows that I abhor the cold and all creatures associated with it. Especially kilt-wearing Canadians.

Sovereign Court Contributor

Daigle wrote:
For the record, I was indeed misquoted. I knew a guy who once owned partial stake in a snow stoat breeding operation. The whole thing went belly up when one the of volunteers was caught taking DNA samples. He planned, I was told, to synthesize the chemical that allows these frigid critters to survive in such environments. Anyone who knows me knows that I abhor the cold and all creatures associated with it. Especially kilt-wearing Canadians.

I SO just flagged your post.

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

Craig Shackleton wrote:
I SO just flagged your post.

You would...freeballer.

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