The collective has added species 9467 biological uniqueness to it's self
Updating collective
Species 327 drones online
Species 1306 has been assimilated
Their Biological,technological and magical uniqueness has been added to our own
Resistance was Futile
Species 1306 drones online
Crazy borg things How do you expect to reach perfection by assimilating imperfect things? It's a silly idea. Now I Lord Zack will knock you all down!
Even the imperfect have a glimmer of perfection at the core
We strip away the imperfect persona
We lay bare the glimmer of perfection within
We add that glimmer to The collective
We bring the imperfect closer to perfection
Your designation is Species 1115
You can't get perfection from crude matter. And that is all you're assimilation leaves. It is the spirit which is closest to perfection, and you seek to kill the spirit, to remove individuality. So you see, you're purpose is flawed, because it does the exact opposite of what you intend.
Yeah, what he said! Now I'll take you borg down in the name of Pelor!
Incorrect
A being as flawed as you can not comprehend the complexities of perfection
Holy Warrior wrote: Yeah, what he said! Now I'll take you borg down in the name of Pelor! Better then you have failed
Oh yeah, you're just saying that because you're not perfect and thus don't know what perfection really is.
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Holy Warrior wrote: Yeah, what he said! Now I'll take you borg down in the name of Pelor! Better then you have failed Yeah, but since I'm a cleric it's not just me fighting you it's Pelor too.
Holy Warrior wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Holy Warrior wrote: Yeah, what he said! Now I'll take you borg down in the name of Pelor! Better then you have failed Yeah, but since I'm a cleric it's not just me fighting you it's Pelor too. Quiet you! You'll mess everything up! You're only a first level cleric anyway!
Perfection is earned
It is a path that must be approached with relentless drive
The feeble, small, flawed species are not capable of the drive for perfection
We give them drive
We give them purpose
We give them unity and a good health plan
We are the combine biological,technological and magical might of 14 species, two cults and a Goddess
The collective is driven closer to perfection them your small mind can ever know
We can help you with that
We can bring you closer to perfection
We can strip away the flawed persona
We can give you purpose
We can give you unity
We can elevate your mind to heights undreamed of
Resistance is Futile
Drone hands out a pamphlet entitled "Assimilation and you"
Holy Warrior wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Holy Warrior wrote: Yeah, what he said! Now I'll take you borg down in the name of Pelor! Better then you have failed Yeah, but since I'm a cleric it's not just me fighting you it's Pelor too. Gods and cults have fallen before the collective before
They bring us closer to perfection
They now serve the collective
Resistance is Futile
See what'd I tell you! It takes a smarter man than you to outwit the borg.
Oh wait... I wasn't supposed to say that! See what you made me do! Dagnabbit I'll have to retreat for now!
We do have snacks in the waiting room
Be sure to take a pamphlet
The Gift shop is on the 2971th floor
Why would you have snacks? Borg don't eat they regenerate, right?
Easier to infect species with the assimilation virus that way
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Species 1306 has been assimilated
Their Biological,technological and magical uniqueness has been added to our own
Resistance was Futile
Species 1306 drones online
GLORY TO THE MANY. HAIL TO THE COLLECTIVE.
Go forth and Assimilate for the perfection of the collective
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Holy Warrior wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Holy Warrior wrote: Yeah, what he said! Now I'll take you borg down in the name of Pelor! Better then you have failed Yeah, but since I'm a cleric it's not just me fighting you it's Pelor too. Gods and cults have fallen before the collective before
They bring us closer to perfection
They now serve the collective
Resistance is Futile ...
Gods and Cults: 1
Borg: 0
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Gods and Cults: 1
Borg: 0
You are incorrect. They serve the collective
*Fish leaps out of gears, gasping*
Thought I'd never get out of there!
*Looks around*
Ah, sorry. Faulty teleportation, I was stuck in there for ages. I think I might have messed up your replicator, by the way. Sure it's not too serious. Gotta go, I'm kinda running out of air!
*Flies off*
0^^g!!!!!111!!1!!!! ~008$!!!!11!!1!!!!!
bidibidibidi......
yo mama.
Twiki Jack wrote: bidibidibidi......
yo mama.
0^^g 175 4 ~008!!!!111!!!!!
Species 912 has been assimilated
It's biological, technological and magical distinctiveness has been added to our own
Resistance was futile
DroneJack 3 of 5 wrote: Species 327 drones online Sorry, not gonna work. We know you aren't a true Jack.
Species 327 has been assimilated
The drones were found to be flawed
New drones are now active without the flaws
Your statement is Irrelevant
Once a species is Assimilated the drones will comply
Or they well be deactivated and new drones will be brought online
Hey! Borg dudes! I wish to speak with you about the actions of one of you're drones. |-|3 4ff1i(73d m3 wi7|-| 4 (0|\|di7i0|\| 7|-|47 m4d3 m3 5p34k i|\| 7|-|3 di413(7 k|\|0w|\| 45 1337. O|-| w4i7, I'm 5p34ki|\|g i|\| i7 4g4i|\|...
Hmm... seem it hasn't worn off completely. Anyways you must answer for the actions of you're drone. I will not tolerate this, especially as he endangered others with this act. Furthermore this act shows a streak of individuality and eraticism that I believe would be considered undesirable by the Borg.
I believe 80rg \/n17 #314 was his designation.
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Yes, Species 912 is deeply flawed
In time the flaws shall be ripped out
We have all that was Species 912
The drones will comply or be disconnected from the collective
New drones will then be activated
What becomes of a defective drone is no concern of the collective
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Yes, Species 912 is deeply flawed
In time the flaws shall be ripped out
We have all that was Species 912
The drones will comply or be disconnected from the collective
New drones will then be activated
What becomes of a defective drone is no concern of the collective
N008!!!! *Readies 1337-ning bomb*
Comply or be replaced
The collective has all that was Species 912
Defective drones are Irrelevant
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Comply or be replaced
The collective has all that was Species 912
Defective drones are Irrelevant
Yeah, see, to make it a bit more clear: That fish guy got stuck when you guys were scanning my traits, not when you were making the clones. Therefore, you just got faulty scans. Afraid you're out of luck, my ceramic friend.
*pockets significant portions of the automaton's workings and teleports out*
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Comply or be replaced
The collective has all that was Species 912
Defective drones are Irrelevant Yeah, see, to make it a bit more clear: That fish guy got stuck when you guys were scanning my traits, not when you were making the clones. Therefore, you just got faulty scans. Afraid you're out of luck, my ceramic friend. You are incorrect
It is expected of such flawed beings
Blisterthumb Bottomknot wrote: *pockets significant portions of the automaton's workings and teleported out* Recycles drone
Places sign reading "You are responsible for your own kender" at the door
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Blisterthumb Bottomknot wrote: *pockets significant portions of the automaton's workings and teleported out* Recycles drone
Places sign reading "You are responsible for your own kender" at the door I am not a number, I'm a free kender!
Ooh! A sign. Someone must have lost this. Maybe I should hold onto it until they get back.
We have cookies and punch in the waiting area, as well as pamphlets.
Help yourself
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: We have cookies and punch in the waiting area, as well as pamphlets.
Help yourself
My uncle Tas told me that Fizban liked cookies and punch. I should leave those for him. Thanks though!
Ooh! Someone left this left handed automaton adjusting wrench here. Maybe you want it?
Blisterthumb Bottomknot wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: We have cookies and punch in the waiting area, as well as pamphlets.
Help yourself
My uncle Tas told me that Fizban liked cookies and punch. I should leave those for him. Thanks though!
Ooh! Someone left this left handed automaton adjusting wrench here. Maybe you want it? Don't be rude, honey. You should try some of these cookies yourself. :)
Locutus of 4g wrote: You question is met with disdain. You display ignorance and will be assimilated. We will add your ignorance to our own. ROFLMAO.......
Smurfette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:
Don't be rude, honey. You should try some of these cookies yourself. :)
Blisterthumb Bottomknot is many things. Rude is none of them! *looks around* Ok, I suppose one cookie wouldn't hurt. I did just have a big breakfast though.
*sniffs at it and pockets it for later*
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: We have cookies and punch in the waiting area, as well as pamphlets.
Help yourself
Yeah, they're really good! You should make some more!
YAP!
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: Yeah, they're really good! You should make some more!
YAP!
PUPPY!!!!
Blisterthumb Bottomknot wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: Yeah, they're really good! You should make some more!
YAP! PUPPY!!!! YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!
Got an echidna?
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!
Got an echidna?
What's an echidna? Are they like puppies? *gets down on hands and knees and starts to move towards the puppy* Can I pet you? You look all poofy and soft!
Blisterthumb Bottomknot wrote: Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote: YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!
Got an echidna? What's an echidna? Are they like puppies? *gets down on hands and knees and starts to move towards the puppy* Can I pet you? You look all poofy and soft! YAP! *Licks kender*
Hey, these guys taste good! YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!
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