Come drones to bring order onto chaos. We will bing unity and order to chaos and confusion. Come and be joined, added to the oneness of thought, to have one propose ,one mind. Come and be striped of your flaws, let go of your weakness of self.
We will mode you ,we will add your uniqueness to us. Lower your weapons and give yourself to us.
Come and be named.
Join the collective
Resistance is futile.
**runs thru thread knocking stuff over and making a mess**
Gimmick's are irrelevant
Lawyer's are irrelevant
Madness is irrelevant
Mince are irrelevant
You will in time in brace the order of unity. Your mind will be as are mind. Your thoughts as are thought. Lay down your weak, flawed persona's and except the collective.
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You to will be assimilated.
The Boss wants us to go Mafia Lawye on your thread. You get one warning.
CAD!
BTW: So much for your order huh? You got your own name wrong! ;)
The Boss wants us to go Mafia Lawye on your thread. You get one warning.
CAD!
BTW: So much for your order huh? You got your own name wrong! ;)
You are flawed.
And in Denial
*Buys a beer for the Matix robot*
The Boss wants us to go Mafia Lawye on your thread. You get one warning.
CAD!
BTW: So much for your order huh? You got your own name wrong! ;)
I bet we could make a beer keg out of this guy. Maybe a toaster.
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Wow...you function about as well as my own computer...or maybe it's a sign of the endtimes! or...maybe, just maybe you are a computer so advenced that you actually use a base4 system, even though that really makes no sense. everyone know's that the computers that will end us think in base42...
Beer is irrelevant
toasters are irrelevant
You are weak flawed things.
You wish to bring the cold gaze of perfection down upon your sad cult
So be it
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Beer is irrelevant
toasters are irrelevantYou are weak flawed things.
You wish to bring the cold gaze of perfection down upon your sad cult
So be it
Beer is NEVER irrelevant!
Resistance is Futile! You will be inebriated!
inebriation is irrelevant
*Pops a funnel on the Matix robot and empties a full keg of Heineken*
Don't disrepect beer buddy!
yah Benderize his sorry carcass !
your attempts at humor are irrelevant
Pops into the thread in a cloud of geenish smoke
Hey irrelevance boy. Kick that bard Navorn for me and tell him to post an action for rd 3 over at the orc fight.
Vanishes in a yellow cloud of smoke. A faint whiff of pot roast is left behind.
your attempts at humor are irrelevant
He recognizes humor! Thee is hope!
Hope is irrelevant
There is only unity
Hope is irrelevant
There is only unity
You just said there was hope for us back at our thread... you are contradicting yourself... what a computer dilema...
*Offers Matix dude another beer*
contradiction is irrelevant
* drags butt across matrix *
* drags butt across matrix *
Your species will be assimilated. Your poodle culture will adapt to service ours. Resistance is futile.
Your actions are flawed.
In your attempt to foul the paizo matrix you only rub perfection upon your self.
You should be honored
Mince are irrelevant
What the !%$#@ is a mince?
You must excuse him! He has been drinking as well as bilocating!
Your actions are flawed.
In your attempt to foul the paizo matrix you only rub perfection upon your self.
You should be honored
And here I thought it was a flea.
* scratches perfection *
What the !%$#@ is a mince?
Mince are irrelevant
We can not expect your small, chaotic mind to understand perfection.
You can not grasp the plan
You fail to see the patten of order
As a speck of dust fails to see the sun move unto the heavens
We can strip you of your imperfection
We can make you understand the order and the pattern
We can mold you
We can shape you
come and be named
What the !%$#@ is a mince?
Mince are irrelevantWe can not expect your small, chaotic mind to understand perfection.
*Pssst.* I don't know how mince are relevant either. It seems to mean chopping very finely. Are we chopping up the poodle now??*
The bad rum,that hat, then the poodle
Look, if you chaps, if you don't stand down on your assimilitative schemes, we might have to take drastic measures...
Your measure are Irrelevant
Your hat is still unfortunate
An admirable effort, to be sure. I approve, if only to show you how your accomplishment pales in comparison to what I have achieved. As you have given yourself over to be a slave to the pursuit of perfection, you have only ensured that it will be me you serve. You will be my beacon for those who do not yet understand, and if they will not comply, you will be my instrument of death.
That should make everyone sorry for how they hurt me.
My name is Locutus, and I approve of this message[board thread].
By Jove, another sourpuss! The Jacks may be angry, but you people are just sad. {snips end of cuban, sips from his collins glass}
Locutus is welcome in the paizomatrix, The lord of pride may also serve perfection
The other are small irrelevant
Weak minded creature
*Psssssst* When do we get to eat the poodle?
we shall assimilate the poodle
I don't want to be in this "Matix". Stay out of the Jack clubhouse, and I will stay out of here, what-what!
We will agree for now
we shall assimilate the poodle
before or after we mince him?
We will add the poodle's uniqueness to our own.
Mincing makes assimilation easier
Resistance is futile
Mincing makes assimilation easier
Resistance is futile
Mincing makes digestion easier.
Consistency is chewable.
In time the poodle will understand, He is a small flawed thing with many enemy's
Is this a wogical kind of pwace?
Is this a wogical kind of pwace?
You question is met with disdain. You display ignorance and will be assimilated. We will add your ignorance to our own.