*Grags the egg-salad sandwich from the Masked Rouge and flys to a perch out of his reach and begins eating the sandwich*
Hey, you can only steal from me if you're a guild-mate! This calls for, hehe, Natasha.
*Takes out Crossbow of Enormous Proportions*
Now, let's see you dodge this, you winged rat!
*Laughs manically as a bolt speeds towards the gull.*
*Grags the egg-salad sandwich from the Masked Rouge and flys to a perch out of his reach and begins eating the sandwich*Hey, you can only steal from me if you're a guild-mate! This calls for, hehe, Natasha.
*Takes out Crossbow of Enormous Proportions*
Now, let's see you dodge this, you winged rat!
*Laughs manically as a bolt speeds towards the gull.*
*Waits patiently for the gull to fall to the ground and get a free meal*
Yes, to the guild!
*Raises The Shade's lucky flask in toast.*
Cheers!
*Raises The Masked Rogue mom's lucky Mug in toast*
Hey! That's my lucky flask!
*Waits patiently for the gull to fall to the ground and get a free meal**Grags the egg-salad sandwich from the Masked Rouge and flys to a perch out of his reach and begins eating the sandwich*Hey, you can only steal from me if you're a guild-mate! This calls for, hehe, Natasha.
*Takes out Crossbow of Enormous Proportions*
Now, let's see you dodge this, you winged rat!
*Laughs manically as a bolt speeds towards the gull.*
*the crossbow bolt strikes squarly in the breastbone, the gull falls from his perch into the waiting maw of the cat below. With his dying breath the gull steals one of Cheshire Cat's nine lives. Breaks free from the startled cat and franticly flys around the guild hall*
Where's the guild registration office?
Where's the guild registration office?
Sorry kid, we have a strict "No Gull" policy.
*Points to conveniently placed sign.*
*steals sign*
What sign.
Where's the guild registration office?
Sorry kid, we have a strict "No Gull" policy.
*Points to conveniently placed sign.*
Do you take cats? Being a Cheshire I do have the ability to go invisible.
I could be of help during one of your nefarious operations.
Where's the guild registration office?
Sorry kid, we have a strict "No Gull" policy.
*Points to conveniently placed sign.*
Do you take cats? Being a Cheshire I do have the ability to go invisible.
I could be of help during one of your nefarious operations.
Hey, do you see a "No Cats" sign? Welcome to the guild. Just be careful around the Cat Burglars Who Take Themselves Too Literally.
Hey, do you see a "No Cats" sign? Welcome to the guild. Just be careful around the Cat Burglars Who Take Themselves Too Literally.Where's the guild registration office?
Sorry kid, we have a strict "No Gull" policy.
*Points to conveniently placed sign.*
Do you take cats? Being a Cheshire I do have the ability to go invisible.
I could be of help during one of your nefarious operations.
Thank you! I'll do my best to keep this place rodent and sm^rf free. *sticks tongue out at the gull*
*steals sign*
What sign.
Ha! you are in! You are in charge of the fish markets!
*evacuates himself in the cats direction*
Come on I'm a natural second story man and I'm a seagull not a stool pigeon. Please, I'll tell you how to get to Neptune's treasure.
*evacuates himself in the cats direction*
Come on I'm a natural second story man and I'm a seagull not a stool pigeon. Please, I'll tell you how to get to Neptune's treasure.
Didn't you hear what Shade just said? You're in. Now clean up after yourself.
Didn't you hear what Shade just said? You're in. Now clean up after yourself.*evacuates himself in the cats direction*
Come on I'm a natural second story man and I'm a seagull not a stool pigeon. Please, I'll tell you how to get to Neptune's treasure.
I don't know if we should let him inside the guildhouse. He'll make a mess.
Good point. Alright, new rule: If you do not clean up your own excrement, you will be plucked, fried and served at the local KFC as the Finger Licken' Chicken.
Yippie. I'm off to steal some newspapers to line my pearch.
If I have to clean up after myself the tabby should have to clean it's own litterbox too.
Good point. Alright, new rule: If you do not clean up your own excrement, you will be plucked, fried and served at the local KFC as the Finger Licken' Chicken.
Or you could just hand him over to me. Mwaahaahaa!!
Yippie. I'm off to steal some newspapers to line my pearch.
If I have to clean up after myself the tabby should have to clean it's own litterbox too.
I'm potty trained thank you very much.
I'm potty trained thank you very much.Yippie. I'm off to steal some newspapers to line my pearch.
If I have to clean up after myself the tabby should have to clean it's own litterbox too.
But can you poop on command?
But can you poop on command?I'm potty trained thank you very much.Yippie. I'm off to steal some newspapers to line my pearch.
If I have to clean up after myself the tabby should have to clean it's own litterbox too.
Nope, but I can extract my claws on command. Do you want a demonstration?
Mental note to myself steal a sratching post for the cat.
*Dumps bag of money on table*
I love running illegal gambling operations. They're so profitable.
*Dumps bag of money on table*
I love running illegal gambling operations. They're so profitable.
You might use some of that money to get that spray paint off of the guild that Jack's Right Hand Man did. Man, I dislike that creep.
You might use some of that money to get that spray paint off of the guild that Jack's Right Hand Man did. Man, I dislike that creep.
Eh, I'm pretty sure that stuff's going the same way the desruction from the Great Smuf Infestation of Pages 2-3; it just sorta fades away without us doing anything.
So, what's the agenda? All cults went dull now, this may be the moment to strike!
So, what's the agenda? All cults went dull now, this may be the moment to strike!
But which cult do we strike?
All of them!!! MWAHAHahahahahahaha
Well, we need to hit the one with the most cash and the least amount of danger. The poodles don't have anything. The frogs are too dangerous with all the dragons and artillery that they have. The Jacks have a lot of beer money but they'll sick the smoofs on us. How about those knights? They're never there at the castle it seems. They're an easy target.
How about those knights? They're never there at the castle it seems. They're an easy target.
We don't rob them. And no, I don't know why.
How about those knights? They're never there at the castle it seems. They're an easy target.We don't rob them. And no, I don't know why.** spoiler omitted **
Ah yes, I'd forgotten about that. So, who do we rob? Any suggestions?
The Jacks are preping a celibration for the expected arrival of baby jack. I already stold a keg and there is plenty of food, booze and cigars left for stealing.
Alright, stole a check. Someone write it out to us using Forgery, will you. If you need me, I'll be on the roof shooting across thread lines.
*Takes out [i]Natasha and goes onto the roof.*
Alright, stole a check. Someone write it out to us using Forgery, will you. If you need me, I'll be on the roof shooting across thread lines.
*Takes out [i]Natasha and goes onto the roof.*
Nice pooped-on bar order, thief.
Alright, here's the actual check. And Kobold Cleaver may or may not of wanted us to have it in the first case.
*Flies away*
*After a while, flies back, looking very nervous*
Um, hi. I represent Kobold Cleaver, Lord of the Boards. He wishes to make a deal with your guild.
What kind of deal?
*Holds Natasha threateningly*
What kind of deal?
*Holds Natasha threateningly*
Erm, it's a bit secret. I'm supposed to only tell your leader.
Erm, it's a bit secret. I'm supposed to only tell your leader.What kind of deal?
*Holds Natasha threateningly*
Ah, but the person who is technically the leader only shows up here once a week, on average. You might as well just tell me the plan.
Erm, it's a bit secret. I'm supposed to only tell your leader.What kind of deal?
*Holds Natasha threateningly*
Tell us now before I decide to make dinner out of you!
Ah, but the person who is technically the leader only shows up here once a week, on average. You might as well just tell me the plan.Erm, it's a bit secret. I'm supposed to only tell your leader.What kind of deal?
*Holds Natasha threateningly*
Um...okay. He wrote it down for me.
*Ahem*Greetings, Masked Thief. My mission for you is simple: Not a mission at all. This seagull has a large amount of gol... Oh crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.
Um, say, I have to leave. Bye!
*Attempts to fly away*
Ah, but the person who is technically the leader only shows up here once a week, on average. You might as well just tell me the plan.Erm, it's a bit secret. I'm supposed to only tell your leader.What kind of deal?
*Holds Natasha threateningly*
Um...okay. He wrote it down for me.
*Ahem*
Greetings, Masked Thief. My mission for you is simple: Not a mission at all. This seagull has a large amount of gol... Oh crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.
Um, say, I have to leave. Bye!
*Attempts to fly away*
*Grabs gull* Tell us now! We don't have time for games!
*Grabs gull* Tell us now! We don't have times for games!Ah, but the person who is technically the leader only shows up here once a week, on average. You might as well just tell me the plan.Erm, it's a bit secret. I'm supposed to only tell your leader.What kind of deal?
*Holds Natasha threateningly*
Um...okay. He wrote it down for me.
*Ahem*
Greetings, Masked Thief. My mission for you is simple: Not a mission at all. This seagull has a large amount of gol... Oh crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.
Um, say, I have to leave. Bye!
*Attempts to fly away*
No! Let me go!!! Let me go!!! The message is of no import!!! Let me go!!!
*Hides message behind back*
Um...okay. He wrote it down for me.
*Ahem*
Greetings, Masked Thief. My mission for you is simple: Not a mission at all. This seagull has a large amount of gol... Oh crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.
Um, say, I have to leave. Bye!
*Attempts to fly away*
Hey! Try to outfly this, bird-brain!
*Fires crossbow bolt with rope attached at Jay the seagull.*HAHAHAHAH- who are you? We won't allow you in just because you wear a mask, you know.
Um...okay. He wrote it down for me.
*Ahem*
Greetings, Masked Thief. My mission for you is simple: Not a mission at all. This seagull has a large amount of gol... Oh crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.
Um, say, I have to leave. Bye!
*Attempts to fly away*Hey! Try to outfly this, bird-brain!
*Fires crossbow bolt with rope attached at Jay the seagull.*HAHAHAHAH-who are you? We won't allow you in just because you wear a mask, you know.
*Attempts to fly away from cat, but is caught by bolt*
*Falls*Help! Help! Let me go!
Um...okay. He wrote it down for me.
*Ahem*
Greetings, Masked Thief. My mission for you is simple: Not a mission at all. This seagull has a large amount of gol... Oh crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.
Um, say, I have to leave. Bye!
*Attempts to fly away*Hey! Try to outfly this, bird-brain!
*Fires crossbow bolt with rope attached at Jay the seagull.*HAHAHAHAH-who are you? We won't allow you in just because you wear a mask, you know.
*Attempts to fly away from cat, but is caught by bolt*
*Falls*
Help! Help! Let me go!
What does the message say little birdie?
What does the message say little birdie?Um...okay. He wrote it down for me.
*Ahem*
Greetings, Masked Thief. My mission for you is simple: Not a mission at all. This seagull has a large amount of gol... Oh crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.
Um, say, I have to leave. Bye!
*Attempts to fly away*Hey! Try to outfly this, bird-brain!
*Fires crossbow bolt with rope attached at Jay the seagull.*HAHAHAHAH-who are you? We won't allow you in just because you wear a mask, you know.
*Attempts to fly away from cat, but is caught by bolt*
*Falls*
Help! Help! Let me go!
Augh! I should have suspected something when he told me to leave my weapons there!
*Throws message into conveniently placed toilet*
What does the message say little birdie?Um...okay. He wrote it down for me.
*Ahem*
Greetings, Masked Thief. My mission for you is simple: Not a mission at all. This seagull has a large amount of gol... Oh crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap.
Um, say, I have to leave. Bye!
*Attempts to fly away*Hey! Try to outfly this, bird-brain!
*Fires crossbow bolt with rope attached at Jay the seagull.*HAHAHAHAH-who are you? We won't allow you in just because you wear a mask, you know.
*Attempts to fly away from cat, but is caught by bolt*
*Falls*
Help! Help! Let me go!Augh! I should have suspected something when he told me to leave my weapons there!
*Throws message into conveniently placed toilet*
This is your last chance! You have 5 seconds to talk or else!
Alright, alright! But please don't kill me!