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The Eighth Runelord surveys the much repaired guildhouse, recalling precisely how Crimson Crime failed him before.... And perhaps recalling how they will fail him again. He does not seem pleased.


The Eighth Runelord takes a piece of paper, and writes upon it a set of numbers, then folds it carefully and places it on a table.
Those are a set of winning lottery numbers. I would advise you to destroy them. They will only bring you incomparable riches and much toil and torment if you do not. If you destroy them, then you will only have a gnawing sense of doubt, of course, if you are lucky.


Turns to this strange newcomer

WHAT ... ELEMENT ... DO ...YOU ...SERVE?


You WILL be expected to enforce the License for us, in the event of a future wherein it is completed coming to pass.
That is all for now.
The Eighth Runelord departs the guildhouse, into the cyclopean gloom beyond, the snap of a valuable antique silver mousetrap catching the fingers of a pick-pocket the only sound as he leaves.


The Steel Tsar wrote:

The Steel Tsar enters through the wards the dracolich set up. It clanks to where the undead beast lies on the rogue's treasure

MASTER ... I ... FAILED ... MY ... MISSION ...

Oh, it's fine. You're forgiven. You're mission was to determine how dangerous they were, not to really destroy them.

The dracolich continues crafting dark wards to keep the thieves out.
Runelord, you are permitted to stay. As long as you don't cause me any trouble. However, we won't be helping you out of the tight spot that's about to happen. Just as you wouldn't help us.
The lich smiles and shrugs, going back to work.


The Mouser surveys the ruined guildhall. The dracolich has gone, taking the piles of swag with him to some new lair. The slight man frowns.

We need our guildmaster ... He holds the Jack's Trimillenial post!

Hollers out

Crimson Jester! Are you here?


The Grey Mouser wrote:

The Mouser surveys the ruined guildhall. The dracolich has gone, taking the piles of swag with him to some new lair. The slight man frowns.

We need our guildmaster ... He holds the Jack's Trimillenial post!

Hollers out

Crimson Jester! Are you here?

Sorry was taking a really long nap.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Sorry was taking a really long nap.

Does this thread necromancy mean you're now a zombie thieves guild?


Callous Jack wrote:
Does this thread necromancy mean you're now a zombie thieves guild?

Does that mean their membership consists only of undead thieves, or do they only steal the undead?


Callous Jack wrote:
Does this thread necromancy mean you're now a zombie thieves guild?
Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Does that mean their membership consists only of undead thieves, or do they only steal the undead?

Yes.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Yes.

Wouldn't that make AZ your boss then?

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Callous Jack wrote:
Wouldn't that make AZ your boss then?

hater's gonna hate.

Sovereign Court

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Crimson Jester wrote:
hater's gonna hate.

What does FHDM have to do with this?

;-)


Can I join? We can have an Occupy protest of the OTD boards!


Dumb Hippie wrote:
Can I join? We can have an Occupy protest of the OTD boards!

Sure go occupy the untitled III thread.

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I may blitz this thread.

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might.

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not sure.

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we will see.

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