I say, Hammer, every role isn't an excuse to play one's self...otherwise, they wouldn't call it acting.
What's so odd about it, Righto?
I say, Hammer, every role isn't an excuse to play one's self...otherwise, they wouldn't call it acting.
What's so odd about it, Righto?
Is Katisha a ninja? I could practice secret ninja moves.
As long as she remains old, vain, sour, and man-hungry, sure, make her a ninja! Room for creative license, what-what!
Too bad there aren't more Jills. If Jacks play the ladies, we need Jills to play the men's parts.
As long as she remains old, vain, sour, and man-hungry, sure, make her a ninja! Room for creative license, what-what!
Too bad there aren't more Jills. If Jacks play the ladies, we need Jills to play the men's parts.
The old, sour, vain ninja begins to stalk around the room, looking to use her ninja-fu on an unsuspecting man.
I say, Hammer, every role isn't an excuse to play one's self...otherwise, they wouldn't call it acting.
What's so odd about it, Righto?
If you have to ask that PJ, I don't think there is a way I could explain it to you. *laughs*
I say, Righto, if Dr. Jones' father can do it, then so can we! He's a manly man, by Jove!
Great Scott! Hammer is a natural! Just look at him.
Great Scott! Hammer is a natural! Just look at him.
Yeah, he is a natural. Knock that off Hammer. You're freaking me out.
Buuuuuuuuuuurp!
Exqueeze me guys...
Great Scott! Hammer is a natural! Just look at him.Yeah, he is a natural. Knock that off Hammer. You're freaking me out.
The old ninja sneaks up to JRHM and steals his beer.
The old ninja sneaks up to JRHM and steals his beer.Great Scott! Hammer is a natural! Just look at him.Yeah, he is a natural. Knock that off Hammer. You're freaking me out.
*reaches for his beer* Hey, where did my beer go?
Padds into the clubhouse's living room scratching one metal cheek
*YAWN* Man I am so tired since I got that job crushing ore at the strip mine! What's going on over here?
*reaches for his beer* Hey, where did my beer go?The old ninja sneaks up to JRHM and steals his beer.Great Scott! Hammer is a natural! Just look at him.Yeah, he is a natural. Knock that off Hammer. You're freaking me out.
Katisha drinks the purloined beer, satisfaction etched upon her face. The Jack did not stand a chance. Her childhood years living in the Temple of the Silver Moon trained her to be stealthy. Those years were followed by the others in the court of the Warlord Tsang, and honed her skills to razor sharpness. Only the smell of beer breath could give her away.
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Blueberry and White Chocolate Chip Coffee Cake
Ingredients:
COFFEE CAKE
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 2 1/2 cups Hungry Jack® Complete Blueberry Wheat Pancake & Waffle Mix
• 1/3 cup sugar
• 1/2 cup white baking chips
• 1/2 cup water
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
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TOPPING
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 1/4 cup white baking chips
• 1/4 cup sliced almonds
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375°F. Spray an 8 or 9-inch square pan with no-stick cooking spray.
2. COMBINE pancake mix, sugar and white baking chips in medium bowl. Add water, sour cream and vanilla. Blend well. Using an medium scoop, shape dough into sixteen 2-inch balls. Place in 4 rows of 4 each in prepared pan.
3. COMBINE 1/4 cup sugar, 1/4 cup white baking chips, almonds and cinnamon in small bowl. Sprinkle over dough.
4. BAKE 24 to 26 minutes or until golden brown. Cool 10 minutes before serving. Serve warm.
Yield: 16 servings
Prep Time: 12 min
Cook Time: 24 min
IF I may, I'd like to introduce a new Jacl to your little club.
And who might that be, my large draconic inquirer?
IF I may, I'd like to introduce a new Jacl to your little club.
Sounds good!
The name's Demolition Jack! I'm angry.... Who can I demolish?
Welcome, Demo. There's usually a surplus of folks who need destroying, but just right now, things are pretty quiet...it seems you have the bad luck of catching us at a down time.
Have a drink and hang around...there's sure to be a poodle or two run through the house.
Mojito or Dark & Stormy?
Welcome, Demo. There's usually a surplus of folks who need destroying, but just right now, things are pretty quiet...it seems you have the bad luck of catching us at a down time.
Have a drink and hang around...there's sure to be a poodle or two run through the house.
Mojito or Dark & Stormy?
Dark & Stormy. I want to be in the right mood when it come time to smash. Uh, you seem very civilized. Do you smash too?
Reggie (my aide) and I usually use more civilized methods, as you have guessed...saber, rifle...of course, in a pinch we've been known to resort to dynamite.
When something needs smashing, I usually call in my ape. Have you met?
Reggie (my aide) and I usually use more civilized methods, as you have guessed...saber, rifle...of course, in a pinch we've been known to resort to dynamite.
When something needs smashing, I usually call in my ape. Have you met?
Dynamite's great. I had several rousing hours blowing up castles, merchant ships, elven grandfather trees, and heck even elves.
Uh, no I haven't meet your ape. Does he liek to demolish too?
Panama Jack steps over to the corner where hangs a large brass gong which he strikes.
Enthusiastic hooting is heard in the distance.
The house begins to vibrate with increasing intensity as the hoots draw nearer.
Enthusiastic hooting is heard in the distance.
The house begins to vibrate with increasing intensity as the hoots draw nearer.
DJ waits for the ape's aprroach with anticipation.
...there's sure to be a poodle or two run through the house.
*Comes running through the Jacks' Clubhouse with one of Lynora's bikini tops in his mouth* YAP! YAP! YAP!
Chases Cockapoo
YAP! YAP!
Hey a new member! ACME! grab him a Dark&Stormy!
*BEEP*
Here we are sir!
Hands Demolition Jack a Dark&Stormy
*Comes running through the Jacks' Clubhouse with one of Lynora's bikini tops in his mouth* YAP! YAP! YAP!...there's sure to be a poodle or two run through the house.
Look! It brought its own launcher!
Poodle-pult! Poodle-pult!
Reggie (my aide) and I usually use more civilized methods, as you have guessed...saber, rifle...of course, in a pinch we've been known to resort to dynamite.
When something needs smashing, I usually call in my ape. Have you met?
Dynamite's great. I had several rousing hours blowing up castles, merchant ships, elven grandfather trees, and heck even elves.
I think I'm going to like this guy.
Padds into the clubhouse's living room scratching one metal cheek
*YAWN* Man I am so tired since I got that job crushing ore at the strip mine! What's going on over here?
Nuthing.. been a bit slow sin Lyn-Jill went away... and the boss stops by less and less... I guess we should shower more often
When something needs smashing, I usually call in my ape. Have you met?
Hehehe... wanna meet MY ape? :D
I demolished the bathroom. Does that count?
Jackin Ape bounds into the room through the over-sized French doors. He hoots lowly at his golem friends, then bounds to his master's side like an exuberant child...who just happens to be able to crush a VW between his arms.
He sniffs the stranger and grunts suspiciously.
I demolished the bathroom. Does that count?
Hammer, you're supposed to wreck other people's stuff, not ours.
I demolished the bathroom. Does that count?Hammer, you're supposed to wreck other people's stuff, not ours.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
And I'm not the one who slipped curry into Hungry Jack's latest dish.
Eyes Frat Jack suspiciously.
Steady there, ol boy.
Ape, this is Demo Jack. Demo Jack, this is Ape.
The Ape reaches forth to shake Demo's hand, and his hand encases him, bobs him easily up and down, while the Ape hoots in what seems a friendly manner, something like apish laughter.
Whoa, there, Jackin...the hairy boy doesn't know his own strength, what-what!
Hey Demo, if you need to wash up when Jackin's done with you the bathroom is right over there.
Steady there, ol boy.
Ape, this is Demo Jack. Demo Jack, this is Ape.
The Ape reaches forth to shake Demo's hand, and his hand encases him, bobs him easily up and down, while the Ape hoots in what seems a friendly manner, something like apish laughter.
Whoa, there, Jackin...the hairy boy doesn't know his own strength, what-what!
Being a trianed primatologist and knowing all things about Africa, DJ replies in the ape's tongue and comments on his incredible strength. He comments that the Grove of the Ancients has some high and incredible trees and that sometime in the future that should get out of the clubhouse and swing for some fun.
Hey Demo, if you need to wash up when Jackin's done with you the bathroom is right over there.
"Is it working. You should know I can't fix anything."
I say, Demo ol boy, wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Jack-of-all-trades comes through here every once in a while and fixes everything, I do believe.
By the way, a little Infernal comes in handy with Jackin from time-to-time. He's a Greater Fiendish Dire Monstrous Gorilla, or something along those lines...
I say, Demo ol boy, wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Jack-of-all-trades comes through here every once in a while and fixes everything, I do believe.
By the way, a little Infernal comes in handy with Jackin from time-to-time. He's a Greater Fiendish Dire Monstrous Gorilla, or something along those lines...
"A Bar-Glura? Why I didn't know he head it in him..."
I say, Demo ol boy, wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Jack-of-all-trades comes through here every once in a while and fixes everything, I do believe.
By the way, a little Infernal comes in handy with Jackin from time-to-time. He's a Greater Fiendish Dire Monstrous Gorilla, or something along those lines...
Yeah him and that Evil Monkey dude often brawl. I think cuz EM is a demon gorilla and Jackin is a devilish one.
As Hungry's in the kitchen, Reggie rises.
The pinging of the beans as they fall into the industrial-sized hopper echoes through the house as he stands on the ladder dumping an entire burlap coffee bag into the tank. He then disengages the brake and knocks on the outside wall. Jackin, standing outside, begins turning the enormous wheel, sends the sound of coffee beans being crushed by the gears throughout the estate.
Yeah him and that Evil Monkey dude often brawl. I think cuz EM is a demon gorilla and Jackin is a devilish one.I say, Demo ol boy, wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Jack-of-all-trades comes through here every once in a while and fixes everything, I do believe.
By the way, a little Infernal comes in handy with Jackin from time-to-time. He's a Greater Fiendish Dire Monstrous Gorilla, or something along those lines...
Monkeys and gorillas are very different things.
Hungry Jack®! YUM!
I'll take four.
Monkeys and gorillas are very different things.
Who let the smart-mouthed marble in?