SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...
SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...SLAMS DOOR...opens door...
Make up your mind! Come in or stay out!
ooo-OOO!
Swings up from door to bar, waddles across bar, strewing peanuts all over the floor, leap to chandler and starts swinging.
Ooo-ooo!
wow...an OCD Jack!!!! we gotta start setting admitance rules...
What in the name of Britannia's Bounteous Bosom...why, it's Jackin Nape!
Aaa! Aaa! Aaa!
What in the name of Britannia's Bounteous Bosom...why, it's Jackin Nape!
PJ, do you still have that tranquilizer gun from your time in Africa? If you do have Reginald shoot that thing.
Reggie! Reggie! Hurry down! Jackin' Ape is here.
You see, this is the ape that I acquired in my travels. I knew that it was being turned out of Kew Gardens, where it was being kept. Apparently HRM's zoologists had decided it had become too difficult to handle. So I had him sent here. I thought he might be good as an additional guard dog.
*Sniffs the ape's behind*
Reggie! Reggie! Hurry down! Jackin' Ape is here.
You see, this is the ape that I acquired in my travels. I knew that it was being turned out of Kew Gardens, where it was being kept. Apparently HRM's zoologists had decided it had become too difficult to handle. So I had him sent here. I thought he might be good as an additional guard dog.
He seems to be too wild. He's making a mess in here.
Lifts Lamafrog by the tail, high above him. His mouth opens...and continues to open to what seem impossibly wide dimensions. Lamafrog disappears into the ape's mouth...except for his stubby, fluffy tail
Hmph. Hmph.
Bolts into the room with a net...which he drops unto the floor as he stares in disbelief.
Colonel Sir, he seems to have...grown.
Nonsense, Reggie. He's just fattened up a bit in captivity.
Now, see here, Jackin Ape. Put the dog down!
*pees out of fear for beign inside a smelly ape*
Liquid streams down the chin of the ape as he looks at Panama, lifting his brows and attempting to look innocent. He opens his paws out and shrugs his shoulders.
Now, Jackin Ape. Put. Him. Down. Now!
Spits the pooch out, who, slicked with viscous saliva, goes rocketing towards R.H.
*runs away like nobody's business*
Yipyipyipyipyipyip
*stops to lick Panama Jack*
He seems to be too wild. He's making a mess in here.
Pats Lamafrog as he scoots by.
Don't worry, R.H. We'll take care of him. Reggie! Take Jackin Ape and tie him to one of the front columns. I'll clean up the bar.
Reggie blanches visibly at his master's command. Gulping, he steps forward with a leash.
Right then. Come on, Jackin Ape. Be a good lad...there-there...
He leashes the ape and leads him out.
Goes reluctantly with Reggie, hooting loudly at Panama as he goes, his mighty knuckles dragging on the floor.
A wild ape in the house today, yesterday we had ghosts. It's never a boring time in the Jack clubhouse!
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Hungry Jack® Roasted Garlic Easy Mash'd Potatoes
Easy Mash'd Just Add Water Roasted Garlic 'n Skins Mashed Potatoes
Available Size(s): 3.5 oz
Nutrition Facts
1/3 cup dry mix (25g)
Calories 150
Amount/Serving %DV *
Total Fat 1.5g 2%
Sodium 430mg 18%
Total Carbohydrate 17g 6%
Dietary Fiber 2g 6%
Sugars 1g
Protein 2g
Vitamin A 0%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 0%
Iron 2%
*Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Ingredients
POTATOES (DRIED POTATOES; MALTODEXTRIN; SHORTENING POWDER [PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN OIL, WHEY, SODIUM CASEINATE, DISODIUM PHOSPHATE]; PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED CANOLA AND COTTONSEED OIL; MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES; ARTIFICIAL COLOR; ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVOR; COLOR AND FLAVOR PROTECTED WITH SODIUM ACID PYROPHOSPHATE, SODIUM BISULFITE, CITRIC ACID, BHA, AND BHT), SALT, WHEY, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: GRANULAR AND BLUE CHEESE (MILK, CHEESE CULTURES, SALT, ENZYMES), ENZYME MODIFIED MILK, HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN OIL, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN OIL, LACTOSE, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, MALTODEXTRIN, SUGAR, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, CITRIC ACID, ARTIFICIAL COLOR INCLUDING YELLOW 5 AND YELLOW 6, SODIUM CASEINATE, LACTIC ACID, DEHYDRATED SWEET CREAM, DIPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, NONFAT MILK.
CONTAINS MILK INGREDIENTS.
MAY CONTAIN SOYBEAN AND WHEAT INGREDIENTS.
I say, doesn't the club's rules allow for pets?
I say, doesn't the club's rules allow for pets?
Personally, I don't have any problems with your ape if you can tame him down. His size and strength would make him a great enforcer.
Jackin Apes' rather high-spirited, I should say, what-what! Loud hooting from outside at the sound of his name.
Poor chap may take some time to get adjusted, but I'm sure the ol brute will come around. Reggie tied him in front, and is getting him acquainted with all the Jacks as they pass in. Eventually, we should be able to count on him mauling undesirables.
Jackin Apes' rather high-spirited, I should say, what-what! Loud hooting from outside at the sound of his name.
Poor chap may take some time to get adjusted, but I'm sure the ol brute will come around. Reggie tied him in front, and is getting him acquainted with all the Jacks as they pass in. Eventually, we should be able to count on him mauling undesirables.
Make sure you show him pictures of the Borg and Kobold Cleaver so he knows to attack them on sight.
We froggies are allowed then! Yay!
Ribbit
We froggies are allowed then! Yay!
Ribbit
Of course. Let me show you this new cooking pot that we got....
recovering his monocles and smoothing out his rumpled clothes
Steady on there, Teter ol' body...
Goes reluctantly with Reggie, hooting loudly at Panama as he goes, his mighty knuckles dragging on the floor.
hEy! He cOPiEd mY NAmE!
I sense a Jack A. Nape vs. Jackin' Ape thread coming soon.
Edit: I should change my name to Psychic Jack.
Heh. Annoyingness prays upon itself.
Heh. Annoyingness prays upon itself.I sense a Jack A. Nape vs. Jackin' Ape thread coming soon.
Edit: I should change my name to Psychic Jack.
Btw, I know this is hard to believe but the ghost of Frogskin came to us and said that the pigeons are not the true enemy. He said that someone is playing you and the pigeons against one another. Take it for what it's worth.
Btw, I know this is hard to believe but the ghost of Frogskin came to us and said that the pigeons are not the true enemy. He said that someone is playing you and the pigeons against one another. Take it for what it's worth.Heh. Annoyingness prays upon itself.I sense a Jack A. Nape vs. Jackin' Ape thread coming soon.
Edit: I should change my name to Psychic Jack.
Bah. Frogskin is a fool. Why should I listen to his advice?
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Bah. Frogskin is a fool. Why should I listen to his advice?Btw, I know this is hard to believe but the ghost of Frogskin came to us and said that the pigeons are not the true enemy. He said that someone is playing you and the pigeons against one another. Take it for what it's worth.Heh. Annoyingness prays upon itself.I sense a Jack A. Nape vs. Jackin' Ape thread coming soon.
Edit: I should change my name to Psychic Jack.
He told us he was your brother.
He told us he was your brother.Bah. Frogskin is a fool. Why should I listen to his advice?Btw, I know this is hard to believe but the ghost of Frogskin came to us and said that the pigeons are not the true enemy. He said that someone is playing you and the pigeons against one another. Take it for what it's worth.Heh. Annoyingness prays upon itself.I sense a Jack A. Nape vs. Jackin' Ape thread coming soon.
Edit: I should change my name to Psychic Jack.
I thought he said father. His exact words were "I'm your father, Luke". Whoops, I mean "I'm KC's father"
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Creamy Potato and Vegetable Chowder
Ingredients:
• 1 tablespoon Crisco® Pure Olive Oil
• 1 medium onion, chopped
• 2 cloves garlic, minced
• 1 (16 oz.) bag frozen mixed vegetables for soup, thawed
• 2 (14 1/2 oz.) cans chicken broth
• 1 (12 oz.) can PET® Evaporated Milk
• 1 (3.75 oz.) package Hungry Jack Easy Mash'd Sour Cream and Chives Mashed Potatoes
• 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme leaves
• Salt and pepper
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT olive oil in a Dutch oven over medium heat. Add onions, cooking and stirring until golden. Add garlic and vegetables, cooking 5 minutes more, stirring occasionally.
2. STIR in chicken broth; bring to a boil. Reduce to a simmer; blend in evaporated milk, potato flakes and thyme. Simmer, do not boil, 15 minutes more or until thickened, stirring occasionally. Season to taste with salt and pepper.
Yield: 6-8 Servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 25 min
*Suddenly, a grizzled kobold walks in, carrying a machine gun*
Ah believe Ah was s'posed ta meet mah nephew KC here.
*Suddenly, a grizzled kobold walks in, carrying a machine gun*
Ah believe Ah was s'posed ta meet mah nephew KC here.
*The ghost of Jay Frogskin appears*
Indeed. So was I.
*Suddenly, a grizzled kobold walks in, carrying a machine gun*
Ah believe Ah was s'posed ta meet mah nephew KC here.*The ghost of Jay Frogskin appears*
Indeed. So was I.
*The leader of the Pigeons flies in*
What the hell is going on here?
*Suddenly, a grizzled kobold walks in, carrying a machine gun*
Ah believe Ah was s'posed ta meet mah nephew KC here.*The ghost of Jay Frogskin appears*
Indeed. So was I.*The leader of the Pigeons flies in*
What the hell is going on here?
*Flies in*
I'm here to represent Kobold Cleaver. He will be a bit late.He has decided that it is time to call a meeting, to consider a truce. Or, more likely, an alliance.
Is there a Jack here? They should have representation. As should the thieves. For both groups have become involved.
*Suddenly, a grizzled kobold walks in, carrying a machine gun*
Ah believe Ah was s'posed ta meet mah nephew KC here.*The ghost of Jay Frogskin appears*
Indeed. So was I.*The leader of the Pigeons flies in*
What the hell is going on here?*Flies in*
I'm here to represent Kobold Cleaver. He will be a bit late.
He has decided that it is time to call a meeting, to consider a truce. Or, more likely, an alliance...
An alliance? You're mad. Why should we make an alliance, or even a truce? With the help of the Defectives, we can level your pathetic resistance to the ground.