Somebody told me yoga would make me better with the ladies.
Trust me. They lied.
'Dis place's lookin' busy again...YEAH!!!!
*strips nakes and starts running around screaming*
Tally-ho Spike!
*jousts Frat Jack with a tazer*
Victory is mine!
*covers him in a tablecloth*
oh yeah baby... those tazerss are the greatest for hardcore foreplaying!
*twitches under the tablecloth*
Two?Reminds me of Austin Powers:
"Who... works... for... number... two?"
How about a courtesy flush for the rest of us?!
Oh it's so nice that Spike has a playmate now. :)
Somebody told me yoga would make me better with the ladies.Trust me. They lied.
You really shouldn't get romantic advice from Sunny G anymore. He has a weird sense of humor when he's drunk. ;P
Quick, cover him up before our optics fry.
Too late! *starts bumping into everything in the clubhouse*
"Dark and Stormy (2 sp): A cocktail made with dark rum and ginger beer with a slice of lime."
"Dark and Stormy (2 sp): A cocktail made with dark rum and ginger beer with a slice of lime."
Hey, what time is it? Frat Jack sure knows how to keep a girl...occupied.
Hey, what time is it? Frat Jack sure knows how to keep a girl...occupied.
Half past happy hour. Get 'em while they're up!
Hey, what time is it? Frat Jack sure knows how to keep a girl...occupied.Half past happy hour. Get 'em while they're up!
That's what Frat Jack said.
Frat Jack is making out with a s***f? What is this world coming to?
Frat Jack is making out with a s***f? What is this world coming to?
It's Frat Jack. If it's got boobs he'll chase it.
Pardon me, but Smurf Jack is HAWT! what's wrong with that?
Stop me when I start chasing poodles...
*stalks Smurf Jack*
Tally-ho!
*rides Spike around with taser lance, chasing and tasing smu^fs*
Meep!
*breath weapon*
*munch, munch*
*shudder*
Ick. I'm glad Spike is happy, but that's just gross.
Go spike go!
As Spike finishes up his blue chewy snacks, the rumbling roar of large vehicles comes from the entrance to the compound as a convoy of top of the line touring coaches roar into view, dust (and ice) falling away in their wake.
They circle up and come to a halt, and the door to the lead vehicle opens. The driver steps out, covered head to toe in a winter parka. As he pulls the heavy coat off and steam evaporates off of the convoy behind him, a familiar voice calls out:
"That's the last time I get conned into hosting a party above the Arctic Circle... So - what in the Nine Hells have I missed here guys?"
:D
So - what in the Nine Hells have I missed here guys?"
:D
Not much. We ran afoul of some sort of sleep spell for a while there. But we're better now. ;)
Hey! Dev brought the truck!
*turns Spike around and heads for Dev*
Heyah Dev!!
Runs from Frat Jack. Later, I have business right now.
Not much. We ran afoul of some sort of sleep spell for a while there. But we're better now. ;)
"Well that's good to hear. I was afraid what I heard was really bad - glad I was wrong!"
Hey! Dev brought the truck!
*turns Spike around and heads for Dev*
Heyah Dev!!
"Hey Jackalope! Hey Spike!"
Sidesteps the Freight Train o' Pain before he gets trampled ;D
"Dark and Stormy (2 sp): A cocktail made with dark rum and ginger beer with a slice of lime."
I wonder if that was intentional. When are we gonna convert the Paizo staff to Jacks? I'm surprised they haven't visited before now.
I wonder if that was intentional. When are we gonna convert the Paizo staff to Jacks? I'm surprised they haven't visited before now.
"Dark and Stormy (2 sp): A cocktail made with dark rum and ginger beer with a slice of lime."
I could've sworn I pointed that out in on of the other threads down here - but it's been so long it probably got archived. Still - what better way to arrive than in print, neh? ;D
I can't wait to meet Mona Jack.
Or Gary Jack. Kinda sounds like a martial arts dude from yesteryear.
James Jack just sounds redundant.
When we assimilate all of Paizo's employees into Jacks, we'll be running this board! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
isn't there already a jack frost though?
Nice. lol
Edit: Start from the top: Lisa Jill
Sara Jill is Hawt!
Sean Jack, Vic Jack, Rob Jack, Jack Wesley...
Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age. No poodles allowed.No.
Spoilsport.
Spoilsport.Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age. No poodles allowed.No.He's just mad because we shut down his Thieves Guild.
;-)
If by "shut down" you mean that we burnt it to the ground after looting it, then yes, we shut it down.
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If by "shut down" you mean that we burnt it to the ground after looting it, then yes, we shut it down.Spoilsport.Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age. No poodles allowed.No.He's just mad because we shut down his Thieves Guild.
;-)
that was the safe house, get it right.
Suuuuuuuuuure it was. [;)]
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Cheesy Potato Pancakes with Sausage
Ingredients:
• 1 (12 oz.) package Johnsonville Original Breakfast Patties
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1 1/2 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, Flakes
• 2 1/2 cups milk
• 2 large eggs
• 2 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
• 2 tablespoons Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup (optional)
• 1/2 cup shredded carrots
• 1/4 cup sliced green onion
• 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
• 1/2 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese
Preparation Directions:
1. COOK and crumble sausage patties in large skillet over medium heat until no longer pink. Drain, if necessary.
2. SPRAY skillet or griddle with no-stick cooking spray. Heat skillet over medium-high heat or electric griddle to 375°F.
3. COMBINE pancake mix and potato flakes in large bowl. Whisk together milk, eggs, oil and syrup, if desired, in medium bowl. Add liquids to dry ingredients, stirring just until large lumps disappear. Blend in carrots, onions, Parmesan cheese and cooked sausage.
4. POUR 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot skillet or griddle. Cook for 3 minutes. Turn. Cook an additional 2 to 3 minutes or until golden brown. Place 3 or 4 pancakes on dinner plate. Sprinkle with Cheddar cheese before serving.
Yield: 4 to 5 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 6 min