Your attacks are Irrelevant
And Ineffective
Spotty finishes on the drone's leg and the drone topples over with a loud *clang*. Licking the drone's face (leaving a huge streak of corrosion) Spotty bounds off, full for now.
Uhh, your crushing despair spells and Bluff checks don't seem too effective against rust-monsters.
And if that wasn't a crushing despair/Bluff combination and you're relying on only mere physics and chemistry in the face of the supernatural, you have a problem. Supernatural- that which is greater than the natural.
Why do you think that my master ends up burning supernaturally fire-resistant witches and warlocks at the stake to prove that they are evil fiends?
Now if you'll excuse me, but I have to be elsewhere before he discovers I've ben trying to moonlight instead of collect moonshine...
Scuttles off...
You rust monster is ineffective and Irrelevant
You argument is flawed
your attack is weak
You are small imperfection creatures
We adapt
Resistance is Futile
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Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Drones to the left of me,
S|\/|urfs to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with Jack,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with Jack,
Stuck in the middle with Jack.
Hmm... it seems this thread has turned into a kids game:
"I win."
"No, I win, you can't beat me"
"No, I win, cause I have a rust monster, and your metal!"
"No, this issuper metal and it kills rust monsters!"
"NO! This rust monster can eat through anything!"
"NOT MY METAL!"
"YEAH IT CAN!"
etc...
Kid games are Irrelevant
You seem to have a chaos problem here
Your choice of pets seems flawed
Species PM0, you are flawed.
For you did not realize, but you have been assimilated into the Jack Cult..
Species PM0, you are flawed.
For you did not realize, but you have been assimilated into the Jack Cult..
Yes, welcome to OUR collective.
We got him!
Now that all you Jacks and Matixs are collected can you stop the ASSimilating and let us get back to useless and unproductive fun.
Don't worry, we'll behave. *fingers crossed behind back*
Your method of assimilation is flawed and weak
Your crude attempts are Irrelevant
What can I say? The name 'malice' says it all.
I see frogs, I think blender.
That's just rude... poor cousin Bob got blended for swiming in the wrong places...
So, should I bring headbuster no?
*takes out the adamantine construct bane bat +5*
It tickles in the hands...
Your assumption we are simple constructs is flawed
Your weapon is Irrelevant
Hold him down and give him the Assimilation once over.
*Pulls out drill*
*grin*
let's do this
*Pulls out drill*
*grin*
let's do this
Sounds like fun!
W00T! Break out the beer and grill!
Your fantasy about your drill is Irrelevant
Your curd attacks are Irrelevant
Your beer is Irrelevant
Your fantasy about your drill is Irrelevant
Your curd attacks are Irrelevant
Your beer is Irrelevant
You're irrelevant.
We have a serious problem my fellow Jacks. The frogs are trying to steal the OTD presidential election. We need to have an emergency meeting.
We have a serious problem my fellow Jacks. The frogs are trying to steal the OTD presidential election. We need to have an emergency meeting.Alright, a Jack meeting. Let's hold it in New Jack City.
You have finally assimilated into the visage of our dread lord. Well done.
We have a serious problem my fellow Jacks. The frogs are trying to steal the OTD presidential election. We need to have an emergency meeting.The poodles are still with you.
Very good. I caught those frogs destroying Jack Callous votes. They'll pay for this.
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Very good. I caught those frogs destroying Jack Callous votes. They'll pay for this.We have a serious problem my fellow Jacks. The frogs are trying to steal the OTD presidential election. We need to have an emergency meeting.The poodles are still with you.
*sits panting and waiting for a pat on the head*
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Very good. I caught those frogs destroying Jack Callous votes. They'll pay for this.We have a serious problem my fellow Jacks. The frogs are trying to steal the OTD presidential election. We need to have an emergency meeting.The poodles are still with you.
Those were votes? We thought they were flies and lilly pads. Our bad.
Very good. I caught those frogs destroying Jack Callous votes. They'll pay for this.
I have to check that up
*sits panting and waiting for a pat on the head*Very good. I caught those frogs destroying Jack Callous votes. They'll pay for this.We have a serious problem my fellow Jacks. The frogs are trying to steal the OTD presidential election. We need to have an emergency meeting.The poodles are still with you.
Good boy! *pats Labradoodle*
Is this the place fo Poodle Patting?
*stands in line behind labradoodle*
Is this the place fo Poodle Patting?
*stands in line behind labradoodle*
Here ya go. *pats llamafrog*
*licks Jack's Right Hand Man*
Does anybody knows when will the boss be back from vacations?
Assimilation is irrelevant.
Jack is superior.
Callous Jack is perfection.
Yet you have taken on the form of perfection.
Your denials are IrrelevantThe true form of perfection awaits you
Resistance is futile
So many discussion going on right now now! IN ONE THREAD! HEAD! HURTS!
For you are an imperfect and flawed creature
You're right! I wrote now twice! I could Edit it... but no. I am imperfect! [/sarcasm]
We can strip away your flaws
Attempts of subversion are Irrelevant
Does the Angry Jack Cult like insects? Do they accept insects as members? Do they accept the insects of family members too? I can bring a whole lotta converts.
Hmm.. you don't have Jack in your name. I will refer you to a higher member: "oh JaACk!