I think I'm going to hurl...You may want to try and taste this other side...Licks Llamafrog
You taste like salmon!
YAP!
You may want to hurl on this side...
Did someone say "hurl"?
Blaaaaaarrrph!
Poodles and honorary poodles should not fight amongst themselves. Even a lug-head like Jack's Right Hand Man recognizes a cult divided amongst itself can not stand.
Now, as I was saying … squeaky toys?!
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
Poodles and honorary poodles should not fight amongst themselves. Even a lug-head like Jack's Right Hand Man recognizes a cult divided amongst itself can not stand.
Now, as I was saying … squeaky toys?!
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
Yeah, no need to fight. Can I have another biscuit?
I had trouble standing once...
Squirrel!
Squirrel!
*looks around excitedly* Where?! Where?!
Squirrel!*looks around excitedly* Where?! Where?!
Huh?
Huh?Squirrel!*looks around excitedly* Where?! Where?!
*chases Grey Squirrel* YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!
*chases Grey Squirrel* YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!
Yap! Yap! Yap!
*chases CourtFool* Yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap
<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>
*rev's up the old chainsaw*
Throw nuts at me, will ya!! I'll fix you you damn, dirty squirrel!! You're probalby french anyway.
Pees on oak tree
YAP!
Poodles! Download your free Fanzine and admire the Poodle Master on the foreword!
Goblins! Yipe! Yipe! Yipe!
<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>
Hey, acorns! Throw some more down for me!
<buries Greyish-Green Slaad with some acorns to save them for winter>
No prob Poddle lord, always a pleaseure to include the always boards iconic poddle master!
*Grabs Slingshot of Squirrel Bane*
Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!
Oooookay, then maybe you're the one high on mushrooms.
<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>
Augh, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!
No prob Poddle lord, always a pleaseure to include the always boards iconic poddle master!
*Grabs Slingshot of Squirrel Bane*
<scurries up an oak quickly then realizes poodles have no thumbs and begins throwing acorns again>
<scurries up an oak quickly then realizes poodles have no thumbs and begins throwing acorns again>
We don't need thumbs to kick a**! {Begins firing Flying Flaming Abyssal Discus Landmines at the squirrel}
Flee, fowl furried rodent, before we roast your nuts!
I just wanted to chase the little guy. I love it when they run.
I just wanted to chase the little guy. I love it when they run.
Oh, he'll start running once his tree catches fire! I love the smell of singed squirrel in the morning...
I just wanted to chase the little guy. I love it when they run.Oh, he'll start running once his tree catches fire! I love the smell of singed squirrel in the morning...
Hey! You with the flaming poop! Yeah you! What gives??
Hey! You with the flaming poop! Yeah you! What gives??
See all these squeaky toys laying about? They are filled with smokepowder and heidro-, hidro-, hydro-, er, gnomish ether!!! You stay back, or we'll chuck enough of these at you that you'll go up like a yulelog!!
'Sides, what do you care?! The tree's already dead and it's a squirrel -- who eats acorns... you know, baby trees!!!
Now go away Log-to-be, or I shall taunt you a sec-ond tyme!
<buries Greyish-Green Slaad with some acorns to save them for winter>
Ow! Get em off me... *Voice is muffled by acorns*
*pees on the acorns covering the wacky slaad man thing*
Hey! You with the flaming poop! Yeah you! What gives??See all these squeaky toys laying about? They are filled with smokepowder and heidro-, hidro-, hydro-, er, gnomish ether!!! You stay back, or we'll chuck enough of these at you that you'll go up like a yulelog!!
'Sides, what do you care?! The tree's already dead and it's a squirrel -- who eats acorns... you know, baby trees!!!
Now go away Log-to-be, or I shall taunt you a sec-ond tyme!
<scurries out to a branch and poops on MGSTP>
chtk-chtk-chtk-WEEG-WEEG-WEEG-chtk-chtk-chtk*
*translates roughly to "Two can play at that game, you Beast of Incendiary Intestinal Volatility."
<scurries out to a branch and poops on MGSTP>
chtk-chtk-chtk-WEEG-WEEG-WEEG-chtk-chtk-chtk*
*translates roughly to "Two can play at that game, you Beast of Incendiary Intestinal Volatility."
Of course you know, this means war.
{starts igniting Squeakatov Cocktails and trebucheting them at the giant squirrel monster}
*I'd kill for weirding modules right now. *
The Poodle smells...funny...
The Poodle smells...funny...
Which poodle? And funny how -- funny ha-ha or funny strange?
hehehe, now is funny ha-ha :lol:
<scurries out to a branch and poops on MGSTP>
chtk-chtk-chtk-WEEG-WEEG-WEEG-chtk-chtk-chtk*
*translates roughly to "Two can play at that game, you Beast of Incendiary Intestinal Volatility."
Of course you know, this means war.
{starts igniting Squeakatov Cocktails and trebucheting them at the giant squirrel monster}
*I'd kill for weirding modules right now. *
chtk-chtk-WEEG-chtk*
*"War it is! Bring out the chemical weapon squirrels!"
*"War it is! Bring out the chemical weapon squirrels!"
OMG! Now THAT smells funny....and cold!
Why is it so cold and minty fresh in here?
<piddles on the now frozen burning tree>
chtk-chtk-WEEG-chtk*
*"War it is! Bring out the chemical weapon squirrels!"
You cold grey b*st*rds! You've almost snuffed out all the Reds, and now you make war on Poodles?!
{eats plenty of beans and starts farting smoke signals} Ha ha, I've just ordered the Extra-Large War Sampler from those ACME gnomes. Make your peace tree-rats! Soon, death comes for you! BWAH-HA-YIP-YIP-YAP!!!!
All poodles have been summoned by the duly elected Commander in Chief of the United Pazonian States, Me, to report to their new clubhouse, the new state of Iscoldup'er... formally the nation of Canada. You shall be given free reign over that land in exchange for future servitude as my "Hounds of War" in upcomming conflicts to unify the world under one flag. That is all.
All poodles have been summoned by the duly elected Commander in Chief of the United Pazonian States, Me, to report to their new clubhouse, the new state of Iscoldup'er... formally the nation of Canada. You shall be given free reign over that land in exchange for future servitude as my "Hounds of War" in upcomming conflicts to unify the world under one flag. That is all.
Nah, let's just give them France. I like Canada's maple syrup. And in France, it'd actually be an improvement.
All poodles have been summoned by the duly YADA YADA YADA formally the nation of Canada. BLAH BLAH BLAH free reign over WAH WAH WOAH WAH servitude as my "Hounds of War"...
Nope, I formally reject your rule! "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" Besides, at under 8" tall, I already know I don't meet the minimal height requirement, and I got kicked out of obedience school for smoking (I can't help it, I'm 1/4 Abyssal Pug; I'm naturally smokey).
{launches squeaky toy at Lord Fancy-Pants} Besides, you didn't even attempt to bribe us with squeaky toys, jerky treats, or poutine.
All poodles have been summoned by the duly elected Commander in Chief of the United Pazonian States, Me, to report to their new clubhouse, the new state of Iscoldup'er... formally the nation of Canada. You shall be given free reign over that land in exchange for future servitude as my "Hounds of War" in upcomming conflicts to unify the world under one flag. That is all.
No thanks. We poodles don't like the cold. Also, there are too many French people in Canada. CDP would ravage the countryside. YAP!
All poodles have been summoned by the duly YADA YADA YADA formally the nation of Canada. BLAH BLAH BLAH free reign over WAH WAH WOAH WAH servitude as my "Hounds of War"...Nope, I formally reject your rule! "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" Besides, at under 8" tall, I already know I don't meet the minimal height requirement, and I got kicked out of obedience school for smoking (I can't help it, I'm 1/4 Abyssal Pug; I'm naturally smokey).
{launches squeaky toy at Lord Fancy-Pants} Besides, you didn't even attempt to bribe us with squeaky toys, jerky treats, or poutine.
That's one Smart Magic Missile for the esteemed MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle.
<Admires smoking crater and returns to the Forums are Way Too Long!!! thread>
Also, there are too many French people in Canada. CDP would ravage the countryside. YAP!
French people!!!! Grrrrr......
No, No, we are sending you there to help clear the 52nd state.
Courtfool and CDP
Let me also mention with our great wealth now thanks to Lord President Moorluck, we are bailing out your poodle bank so you poodle bucks are now backed by the treasuary. But only if you take up monitoring the state that was formerly known as Canada.
We don' need no steenkin' bailouts!
And I already rule The Empire of Poodico to the south so nyah!
We don' need no steenkin' bailouts!
And I already rule The Empire of Poodico to the south so nyah!
Oops! Poodico is now Craterco. You might want to rethink your position. >-/
No, No, we are sending you there to help clear the 52nd state.
Courtfool and CDP
** spoiler omitted **Let me also mention with our great wealth now thanks to Lord President Moorluck, we are bailing out your poodle bank so you poodle bucks are now backed by the treasuary. But only if you take up monitoring the state that was formerly known as Canada.
You'll accept our poodle pounds? *begins wagging tail*
Sorry Emperor Poodlemilian I if you feel discouraged, or even hateful towards us of Lord President Moorluck's new regime. Here take this as a gift from me to you.
Emperor Poodlemilian I gift
Leaves a scrap piece of paper and some vials of red liquid Explosive runes
Oh yeah that liquid is alchemists fire