You must be using some variant rulebook.
Point.
It is a good thing I was not drinking something when I read that, because I would have spewed all over my screen.
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*plane shifts ~back~ from the Maelstrom, hold a oozing tentacle in his maw*
sniff-sniff
*begins smelling the powerfull plants base looking for a place to bury his prize*
Ok, well you've forced me to do this...
pulls out wand, casts anticanine shell, then fly*Unleashes (no pun intended) his unique breath weapon... Cone of Poodle Breath, as he takes to the air*
I can fly to ya' rabbit buffet!
Hey, if you've got a poodle breath weapon then you're a canine.
Mind Scan 20d6 (Slaad class of minds), +10 ECV, Affects Desolidified Any form of Desolidification (+1/2), Reduced Endurance (0 END; +1/2) (240 Active Points)
Ego Attack 20d6, Personal Immunity (+1/4), Affects Desolidified Any form of Desolidification (+1/2), Armor Piercing (+1/2), Reduced Endurance (0 END; +1/2), Continuous (+1), Does BODY (+1), Area Of Effect (380" Radius; +1 1/2), Selective (+1/4) (1300 Active Points)
From safety of poodlelair, Mind Scan, Ego Attack, call it a day.
Yay! Poodle stabbing is my new favorite game!Can I join in?
There's plenty of poodles to go around. Oh, hey, here's something Ambrosia called a a +2 Vorpal Salad Fork of Canine Bane. My pitchfork is bigger, so you can have this one.
Knock yourself out!
*slowly begins to rise*
Grrrr!!
Power of Poodle: Major Transform 20d6 (Anything into Poodle), Affects Desolidified Any form of Desolidification (+1/2), Reduced Endurance (0 END; +1/2), Continuous (+1), Area Of Effect (180" Radius; +1 1/4) (1275 Active Points)
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Yay! Poodle stabbing is my new favorite game!Can I join in?There's plenty of poodles to go around. Oh, hey, here's something Ambrosia called a a +2 Vorpal Salad Fork of Canine Bane. My pitchfork is bigger, so you can have this one.
Knock yourself out!
Oh, thanks! You knock yourself out too, you traitorous dretching.
Tyum toou gette inbulbed!
<Casts dictum>
IAMDELAW!
No! No Wiggles references! Aaaaaaarh!
Oh, thanks! You knock yourself out too, you traitorous dretching.Yay! Poodle stabbing is my new favorite game!Can I join in?There's plenty of poodles to go around. Oh, hey, here's something Ambrosia called a a +2 Vorpal Salad Fork of Canine Bane. My pitchfork is bigger, so you can have this one.
Knock yourself out!
Sheesh! It's a figure of speech. I learned it from the Jacks.
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Power of Poodle: Major Transform 20d6 (Anything into Poodle), Affects Desolidified Any form of Desolidification (+1/2), Reduced Endurance (0 END; +1/2), Continuous (+1), Area Of Effect (180" Radius; +1 1/4) (1275 Active Points)
Ow.
casts plane shiftI'll leave you three to just nip those guys over to the Maelstrom.
Oh, thanks! You knock yourself out too, you traitorous dretching.Yay! Poodle stabbing is my new favorite game!Can I join in?There's plenty of poodles to go around. Oh, hey, here's something Ambrosia called a a +2 Vorpal Salad Fork of Canine Bane. My pitchfork is bigger, so you can have this one.
Knock yourself out!
Sheesh! It's a figure of speech. I learned it from the Jacks.
I think you misunderstood and took it figuratively. Really. Knock yourself out and save us the trouble.
No! No Wiggles references! Aaaaaaarh!
Ah like dem wiggles... and puppys tooz, oooh.... a flyin flower?
Wen yua gett reformalyhided, donunt yua gett hea led? Yua shud ton bee smoo king.
It the ribs, Puddle, the ribs. They're so ... so ... spicy.
<burps fire and piddles>
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Power of Poodle: Major Transform 20d6 (Anything into Poodle), Affects Desolidified Any form of Desolidification (+1/2), Reduced Endurance (0 END; +1/2), Continuous (+1), Area Of Effect (180" Radius; +1 1/4) (1275 Active Points)Ow.
casts plane shift
I'll leave you three to just nip those guys over to the Maelstrom.
You %$&*ing traitor! Run!!!
Hey, don't you understand that a plane shift puts you in the Maelstrom, and a dimensional anchor keeps you from teleporting back?!? It'd take at least 15 minutes for the spell to wear off.*slowly begins to rise*
Grrrr!!
Timme floes differrentli inn th malestorm, dumbe slaade. Nowe,
MISPELL CHOAS!
No! No Wiggles references! Aaaaaaarh!Ah like dem wiggles... and puppys tooz, oooh.... a flyin flower?
Come along dear, this is not our fight, nor our thread...
*leaves with her son in tow*
Orf! Wee riley goth ride off dem tish tiem, he?
Squawk!
Squawk? Squawk?!?!
What kind of duck is this? I thought they quacked?
<piddles on the squawking duck>
I think you misunderstood and took it figuratively. Really. Knock yourself out and save us the trouble.Oh, thanks! You knock yourself out too, you traitorous dretching.Yay! Poodle stabbing is my new favorite game!Can I join in?There's plenty of poodles to go around. Oh, hey, here's something Ambrosia called a a +2 Vorpal Salad Fork of Canine Bane. My pitchfork is bigger, so you can have this one.
Knock yourself out!
Sheesh! It's a figure of speech. I learned it from the Jacks.
Hey, baby. There's no need for your attitude in the middle of this battle. We should be working together.
*begins savagly attacking his own shadow*
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!
Why won't you DIE!?
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Hey, baby. There's no need for your attitude in the middle of this battle. We should be working together.I think you misunderstood and took it figuratively. Really. Knock yourself out and save us the trouble.Oh, thanks! You knock yourself out too, you traitorous dretching.Yay! Poodle stabbing is my new favorite game!Can I join in?There's plenty of poodles to go around. Oh, hey, here's something Ambrosia called a a +2 Vorpal Salad Fork of Canine Bane. My pitchfork is bigger, so you can have this one.
Knock yourself out!
Sheesh! It's a figure of speech. I learned it from the Jacks.
Actually, we should all be getting the %#^* out of here. Without a slaad to support... we're dead. I mean, has anyone got more than 10 class levels?
runs off, following the duck
The duck will lead us back to the slaadi!
follows at a run
runs off, following the duck
The duck will lead us back to the slaadi!
The duck! He needs to be on my fork. I will follow him.
<Waddles as quickly as possible>
runs off, following the duck
The duck will lead us back to the slaadi!The duck! He needs to be on my fork. I will follow him.
<Waddles as quickly as possible>
*gives chase as far as the door*
Yep! That wuz fun!!
Oh look an eye! *gulp*
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Quack!
[slaad]
Squawk!Squawk? Squawk?!?!
What kind of duck is this? I thought they quacked?
<piddles on the squawking duck>
[slaad]
Someone said there was a Poodle Battle Royale going on over here ... Oh, hey! Here comes the fun!
*breaks out his Figurine of Wondrous Power - Dog Catcher and activates*
C'mere poochie!
Hey, I'm 3 feet above the tallest poodle (who is Dargentum). You cant piddle on me!
And we can squawk just as well as any other bird when we're scared.
They don't call me Piddle for nothing. I'm accurate to 5 yards ... backyards.
<piddles on squawking duck again>
Someone said there was a Poodle Battle Royale going on over here ... Oh, hey! Here comes the fun!
*breaks out his Figurine of Wondrous Power - Dog Catcher and activates*
C'mere poochie!
*sees Dog catcher and begins foaming at the mouth*
Grrrrrrrrrrrrevennnnnge!! BLHVJFYT DYTDYTDYTD DDVDytdysghcsGFWuf!!!!
Ahm sory, butt u mised al teh akton. Wee wer pwned. Ai gto cersed wit a speil choas bei teh gityaki.Someone said there was a Poodle Battle Royale going on over here ... Oh, hey! Here comes the fun!
*breaks out his Figurine of Wondrous Power - Dog Catcher and activates*
C'mere poochie!
Dang! Sometimes being Chaotic Neutral can be a pain in the butt ... makes putting together an organized assault tricky to say the least.
*pulls out Grannick's Elixir of Chewing Deterrent - Bitter Apple Flavor and sprays all the chew toys before plane shifting back to the Maelstrom*
Yayz! Whe one! Wey shood celibate! Yoo dogees knoe Ewok songge?
Sure, sure, could you just go celebrate somewhere else? You are screwing up the Feng Shui.
Sure, sure, could you just go celebrate somewhere else? You are screwing up the Feng Shui.
Ei donut wannte to messe oup teh Wang Chung. Isle goway. Iff ew ned mie jest wissle.
What'd I miss?
What'd I miss?
Well, a bunch of slaad and dretchings attacked, there were a bunch of betrayals, and eventually they chickened out and ran. there was a portal, and they ran into it or something. Slaad? *Holds up bowl of slaad meat, covered in dretching*
What'd I miss?
Nothing.
Here, have a poodle snack.
Ooh! Ooh! Do I get one Boss?
*wags tail furiously*
Poodle snacks for everyone! I found a whole pantry full of boxes in the Jack clubhouse.
Nom mom om!
Poodle snacks for everyone! I found a whole pantry full of boxes in the Jack clubhouse.
Nom mom om!
Can I have one? My croutons are all moldy.
Yay! Poodle snacks!!! Fuel for my Landmine Power.