*On the Spotty Carpet face down with an empty bottle of Vaseline next to him* *Pants down to his ankles* *sobbing* I....was....defiled....
Jeez, he's defiled but I'm the one who gets rug burn.
*spontaneously combusts*
*rides through the thread at full speed, but gets his unicycle wheel lodged in JRHM's ass and is ejected out the doggy door*
WHOA!
I found the light switch! *lights come on*
*is in a comprimising position with Miss Kitty*
*On the Spotty Carpet face down with an empty bottle of Vaseline next to him* *Pants down to his ankles* *sobbing* I....was....defiled....Jeez, he's defiled but I'm the one who gets rug burn.
*spontaneously combusts*
I'm on fire! Put me out!
I'm on fire! Put me out!*On the Spotty Carpet face down with an empty bottle of Vaseline next to him* *Pants down to his ankles* *sobbing* I....was....defiled....Jeez, he's defiled but I'm the one who gets rug burn.
*spontaneously combusts*
*lifts leg and pees the fire out*
*rides through the thread at full speed, but gets his unicycle wheel lodged in JRHM's ass and is ejected out the doggy door*
WHOA!
Get it out! Get it out!
Get it out! Get it out!*rides through the thread at full speed, but gets his unicycle wheel lodged in JRHM's ass and is ejected out the doggy door*
WHOA!
You were saying that the entire time I was humping you.
Get it out! Get it out!*rides through the thread at full speed, but gets his unicycle wheel lodged in JRHM's ass and is ejected out the doggy door*
WHOA!
*yanks out his unicycle and rides away, leaving a trail of vaseline*
JRHM's bum must be tired.
*Bud dum ding*
JRHM's bum must be tired.
*Bud dum ding*
Ha, I get it. No seriously, that bear soaked me in vaseline. ACK!
No seriously, that bear soaked me in vaseline.
So…you are ready for round two?
Sumo, hit the lights again.
Barry White starts playing in the background again.
hits the lights with a baseball bat
They're not French, Sumo.
Come here baby! Are you ready for round two?
Come here baby! Are you ready for round two?
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
humps something in the dark
humps something in the dark
Careful! It's a Magic Missile!
f!~~ snow.{pondering:} *I think the Poodles are wearing off on him.*
I refuse to operate a vacuum cleaner. That's my partner's job. Something about the sound, or the dust, or something makes me fly into a rage or a deep panic (or sometimes both).
*O... K... Oh crap, I think CH has become an infected were-Poodle.*
*Oh crap, I hope the Jack doesn't become an infected were-Poodle.*
f!~~ snow.{pondering:} *I think the Poodles are wearing off on him.*I refuse to operate a vacuum cleaner. That's my partner's job. Something about the sound, or the dust, or something makes me fly into a rage or a deep panic (or sometimes both).*O... K... Oh crap, I think CH has become an infected were-Poodle.*
*Oh crap, I hope the Jack doesn't become an infected were-Poodle.*
If he rolled over he could "wear poodle".
What? Oh as if you didn't think of it!
*yanks out his unicycle and rides away, leaving a trail of vaseline*Get it out! Get it out!*rides through the thread at full speed, but gets his unicycle wheel lodged in JRHM's ass and is ejected out the doggy door*
WHOA!
{peeping through rear window with binoculars from his apartment} Oh, oh my! Thats so wrong... Jack Tripper! {falls off stool, breaks hip}
{peeping through rear window with binoculars from his apartment} Oh, oh my! Thats so wrong... Jack Tripper! {falls off stool, breaks hip}*yanks out his unicycle and rides away, leaving a trail of vaseline*Get it out! Get it out!*rides through the thread at full speed, but gets his unicycle wheel lodged in JRHM's ass and is ejected out the doggy door*
WHOA!
*honks comical clown horn*
Whoa! Everything's so GREEEEEENNNNNN!!!!
*Sucks up some beer stains from the rug* I have power again. I gotta get out of here before that damn horny monster wakes up. I'm probably going to be in therapy for years after this experience. *shudder* *exits the poodle clubhouse*
What's wrong with a little therapy?
Hey, that's not beer...
Hey, that's not beer...
Heh heh. Now we know what else can fuel a Jack.
YAP! TGIF!
Where's the Friday Monster?
Casual Friday Monster
Casual Friday Monster
CaFMo kinda has a ring to it doesn't it?
Casual Friday MonsterCaFMo kinda has a ring to it doesn't it?
I bet he wears a leisure suit, or sweat pants... possibly with crocks. X_X
Onesie
*From the Abyss* No self-respecting monster would be caught dead in that.
Onesie*From the Abyss* No self-respecting monster would be caught dead in that.
goes to look for his pictures of MoMo in a flower petal onesie
goes to look for his pictures of MoMo in a flower petal onesieOnesie*From the Abyss* No self-respecting monster would be caught dead in that.
You can't hold me to that. I was intoxicated at the time.
You can't hold me to that. I was intoxicated at the time.
You mean drunk on puppy love? :)
It's FRIDAY!
You can't hold me to that. I was intoxicated at the time.You mean drunk on puppy love? :)
Actually, I was drunk on Poodle blood at the time. Tasty!
*drips*
You can't hold me to that. I was intoxicated at the time.goes to look for his pictures of MoMo in a flower petal onesieOnesie*From the Abyss* No self-respecting monster would be caught dead in that.
That's what they all say. But we know the truth. *wink*
Onesie*From the Abyss* No self-respecting monster would be caught dead in that.
I'm going to make sure it's cleaned and pressed for Friday...
I was cleaned and pressed once.....
I'm going to make sure it's cleaned and pressed for Friday...Onesie*From the Abyss* No self-respecting monster would be caught dead in that.
Sebastian's mother became the Friday Monster? How did that happen? Yap!
Wow! I've been so busy, I almost forgot that it was Monday.
MoMo? Where for art thou, MoMo?
Wow! I've been so busy, I almost forgot that it was Monday.
MoMo? Where for art thou, MoMo?
Right here you *&^%$#@ !!! *Punt!!!*
clings to the leg
Oh MoMo! You hurt me so good!
Sebastian's mother became the Friday Monster? How did that happen? Yap!I'm going to make sure it's cleaned and pressed for Friday...Onesie*From the Abyss* No self-respecting monster would be caught dead in that.
clings to the leg
Oh MoMo! You hurt me so good!
That's f*#!ing hot.
clings to the leg
Oh MoMo! You hurt me so good!
*pepper sprays CDP* Take that! *throws CDP across the room* Btw, my name is the Monday Monster, not MoMo you *&^%$#@#$%!!!!
Yeah! Give it to me Bring the pain!!!