*sore from all the humping* *whines*
runs around dragging a tattered old blanket he found half-buried in the yard
runs around dragging a tattered old blanket he found half-buried in the yard
*gets an end of the blanket and starts tugging* GRRRRRRR!!!!
YAY! Tug-of-war!!!
tugs back
Grrrrrrr.........
YAY! Tug-of-war!!!
tugs back
Grrrrrrr.........
Winner gets humped!
*Comes in with a battleax* Come out, come out wherever you are.
wanders out from under the sofa in a drunken stupor
What the f%&+ do you want MoFo?
wanders out from under the sofa in a drunken stupor
What the f#%# do you want MoFo?
Your miserable hide you disgusting vermin!!! *Takes a swing at CDP*
humps MoMo's leg, then offers him some meds and booze
humps MoMo's leg, then offers him some meds and booze
Wow, we all slept through Hump Day!
Some of us may have been otherwise engaged and unable to post. :)
Some of us may have been otherwise engaged and unable to post. :)
*tail wags frantically*
It's CourtFool!!!
*gives CF the humping of a lifetime*
Some of us may have been otherwise engaged and unable to post. :)
SQUEEEEE! You're back!
Some of us may have been otherwise engaged and unable to post. :)
Welcome back! We kept the crusties warm for you!
Thank you. I needed a break.
I can not tell you how heartening it is to know I was missed. Indulgent, but heartening.
Starts licking all his lovely poodle friends…and kitties…and crusty carpets.
humps MoMo's leg, then offers him some meds and boozeWow, we all slept through Hump Day!
*Wakes up* *Yawn* We hafta learn to lay off CDP's meds and booze.
Some of us may have been otherwise engaged and unable to post. :)*tail wags frantically*
It's CourtFool!!!
*gives CF the humping of a lifetime*
I get to hump him next! *licks Courtfool*
There is plenty of CourtFool to go around. Maybe even twice.
There is plenty of CourtFool to go around. Maybe even twice.
I'll take thirds! YAP!
Huzzah for Courtfool's return!
runs around in a circle
Has the runs in a circle.
Sorry, Spotty.
Snifs his own bum.
*wanders in*
Has the runs in a circle.
Sorry, Spotty.
Snifs his own bum.
Oh gods! It reeks of buffalo sauce! I guess that explains why it's bright pink too!
*wanders in*
Hey, you're new! *sniffs Mangey's bum*
One of us!
Hump him!
humps him
Merry Poodlemas to everyone! May the new year be filled with humping.
Thanks, Moff. I needed some time to find my center.
You haven't seen it, have you?
Thanks, Moff. I needed some time to find my center.
You haven't seen it, have you?
Who hasn't?
I mean, hope you find it soon!
*looks in from the Abyss* Drat! The Poodle Lord is back!
Did I do something embarrassing that was video taped and put on YouTube again?
What's the link?! Wags tail
*looks in from the Abyss* Drat! The Poodle Lord is back!
I thought you had joined us and let go of all that hate eating you up inside like a Slaad.
*looks in from the Abyss* Drat! The Poodle Lord is back!I thought you had joined us and let go of all that hate eating you up inside like a Slaad.
Luckily, I came to my senses. Hate is a great and powerful emotion. You should try it sometime.
Hate is a great and powerful emotion. You should try it sometime.
I hate that I love you?
Did I do something embarrassing that was video taped and put on YouTube again?
What's the link?! Wags tail
It could be any number of videos on my website. People are paying $14.95 a month to see that stuff!
Hate is a great and powerful emotion. You should try it sometime.I hate that I love you?
Bah. Love is for weaklings.
People are paying $14.95 a month to see that stuff!
Awesome. Here…let me go do more embarrassing stuff.
Where's Sebastian?
Bah. Love is for weaklings.
I thought you said, 'weekends'.
Snickers
I had a Snickers bar once......
I had a Snickers bar once......
Yeah, I remember that time. Chirac tried to have you poisoned.
People are paying $14.95 a month to see that stuff!Awesome. Here…let me go do more embarrassing stuff.
Where's Sebastian?
*Comes out with a gorilla mask, a whip, and whipped cream* I can think of a few embarrassing things that we can do....
*Comes out with a gorilla mask, a whip, and whipped cream*
We did that last week.
*Comes out with a gorilla mask, a whip, and whipped cream*We did that last week.
I must have missed it.
sigh
I never get to do the good stuff.
I hope Santa brings us a Frenchie to maul for Christmas.
*Bound and gagged* *has letter attached that says, "From Santa, with love"*
Mmmmmph!!! Mmmmmph!!!
*wags tail* Wow! Santa brought us what we wanted! CDP is going to love this!
Yippie! A frenchie to maul!
starts the Christmas mauling
Yippie! A frenchie to maul!
starts the Christmas mauling
*joins in the mauling*