*Punts Courtfool* You poodles are disgusting, vile creatures that deserve to be eradicated from this world. A task that I look forward to doing.
Yip!
*crawls further underneath the spotty carpet*
*lays a huge landmine on the spotty carpet* I need to lay off the enchiladas.
*lays a huge landmine on the spotty carpet* I need to lay off the enchiladas.
*moves to avoid the landmine*
It still beats facing the Monday Monster.
*lays a huge landmine on the spotty carpet* I need to lay off the enchiladas.*moves to avoid the landmine*
It still beats facing the Monday Monster.
I wouldn't go that far. *punts Snarky*
*looks at Chunk's fat body* *salivates* You look delicious! *picks up Chuck and drains his blood* * throws lifeless husk to the side* BURP!!!
*looks at Chunk's fat body* *salivates* You look delicious! *picks up Chuck and drains his blood* * throws lifeless husk to the side* BURP!!!
feeds the Monday Monster some meds and a daiquiri
feeds the Monday Monster some meds and a daiquiri
Stop that you bastard!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!! *keels over*
downs some meds with his tequila
Massively landmines a drop.
Boom?
feeds the Monday Monster some meds and a daiquiriStop that you bastard!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!! *keels over*
*Pees on the Monday Monster*
I forget. Is there a Tuesday Monster? Or does Tuesday just suck on general principle?
(rolls through without resembling a Tuesday Terror...)
Ooohhh! A ball to chase!
I forget. Is there a Tuesday Monster? Or does Tuesday just suck on general principle?
Tuesdays are teh bomb. It is the day of the week that new dvds are released.
I forget. Is there a Tuesday Monster? Or does Tuesday just suck on general principle?Tuesdays are teh bomb. It is the day of the week that new dvds are released.
DvDuesday!
I forget. Is there a Tuesday Monster? Or does Tuesday just suck on general principle?Tuesdays are teh bomb. It is the day of the week that new dvds are released.
Do you have any poodle porn?
Do you have any poodle porn?I forget. Is there a Tuesday Monster? Or does Tuesday just suck on general principle?Tuesdays are teh bomb. It is the day of the week that new dvds are released.
Maybe we should make our own.
Yap!
puts on a Barry White CD and gets out a video camera
puts on a Barry White CD and gets out a video camera
Ooh! Ooh! Can I star in one of your films?
puts on a Barry White CD and gets out a video cameraOoh! Ooh! Can I star in one of your films?
Of course! It's only fitting we film it on Hump Day.
Of course! It's only fitting we film it on Hump Day.puts on a Barry White CD and gets out a video cameraOoh! Ooh! Can I star in one of your films?
How about we get started? *humps Snarky*
holding the camera
Work it, baby! Work it!
How about we get started? *humps Snarky*Of course! It's only fitting we film it on Hump Day.puts on a Barry White CD and gets out a video cameraOoh! Ooh! Can I star in one of your films?
Oh yeah, you're a naughty monster.
*poses for the camera*
drops a load
drops a load
This porn just got kinkier.
drops a load
That dog just frosted me like a cake!
drops a load
*rolls in the load* *looks at the camera* Hey mom! Look at me!
Ooh Baby! Give it to me big boy!
Show me the money shot!
(starts to roll in, decides against it, and rolls back out)
(starts to roll in, decides against it, and rolls back out)
*humps the eye*
Damn, that one hit the ceiling! YAP! YAP!
So, we've got some footage. What do we call our film?
So, we've got some footage. What do we call our film?
Doggy Style?
Deep Poodle?
Self Poodle?
Solo style!
But I wonder is it possible to hump ones self?
Doggy does Dallas?
Doggy Style?
Ooooh! That's a good one.
Poodle Puddles: The Drenching
Poodle Puddles: The Drenching
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm the one that gets drenched!
All these great titles! I think we're gonna need some more footage....
gets out his camera and puts on some funky 70s music