I wonder if that's the first time in history 'Owl Bacon' has been said. I love new language. Bless your original heart.Thanks, it was either that or a Scrapple joke but no one would get that.
LOL. Scrapple. Everything but the oink. :P
Ayup.Even I find it oddly compelling.Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye [...] begun to make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy...
Daing.
Ha! Somebody knows her Scrapple...LOL. Scrapple. Everything but the oink. :PI wonder if that's the first time in history 'Owl Bacon' has been said. I love new language. Bless your original heart.Thanks, it was either that or a Scrapple joke but no one would get that.
Made from the worst stuff on Earth?
Made from the worst stuff on Earth?
Definitively. :P
Sometimes, at the gas station, I feel like saying, "I'm going to come rob you some time, you s~&%head."I hate to keep bringing it back to movie talk... but I'm incapable of stopping...
A movie that starts with a 14 year old girl in Staten Island writing a love letter to her classmate boyfriend on a one dollar bill. He uses it to buy a candy bar for a different girl after school, behind her back. We follow the bill out to Texas, where you get it and try to buy a blueberry slushie at a gas station minimart. The woman shrieks at the sight of the bill.
"No! I don't THINK so!"
(She waves the blackened bill in Heath's face)
"Leave the slushie!"
This causes things to escalate between you two, starting as a slow brewing antipathy, then building to a blistering cresciendo of a feud until eventually the gas pumps outside explode mysteriously and shower the interior of the minimart with glass shards. After being blown back the woman rises to her feet with the behind-the-counter rifle, crazy and shooting out at the fire. Cops stream in because she accidentally scares the customers stll in the minimart into thinking they're hostages.
"I won't take that bill!"
(She shoots thrice into the ceiling, red faced and out of her mind.)
BANG BANG BANG!
(Cop outside lines her shoulder up in his sights)
Cop 1: "What is she yelling about?"
Cop 2: "She's mad at some guy named Bill. Her husband must be abusive or something. She says she won't take it anymore."
Cop 1: "I wish he would step into focus."
Cop 2: "I hear that. Take the shot."
I like your script but you need about three more scenes in which the bill is involved in something imaginative and outlandish and then probably some kind of scene where the bill goes through the standard money destroying process for worn out money.